₦airaland Forum

Badboibipo:
Bro dem will make you doubt your own sanity!? Henceforth I will just ignore the gender. “E too dey form” better pass see finish

Thats why Apostle Johnson Suleman said recently dat 'women are not meant to be understood'. Many (particularly below 23 Girls) act on whims and caprices. Like sth in a moment, hate it the next second!

No smart husband or Wife should allow his/her partner to register in a Gym outfits.

Human hormones should NEVER be underated!

Before you know it, the husband eyes will start looking at Big Yanch and boobs of a female trainee!
While the Wife might start eyeing a Guy with big muscles and curved, well packaged gbola.

Before u know, Kporkriyon will take place!

janykute:
I'm surprised that no one has mentioned Bebeto & Romario.

Ogbeni, dat was Early 90's nah.

Na Black and White TV most Nigerians dey watch then. We dey watch Willy Willy and Jagua pass football!

Emola12:
d guy no Sabi anything now nah 2day u know

Lolssss..

See matter o! Na me u dey yab like dis?

Lush100:
Diego Tristan and Roy Makay.
Deportivo la Coruna.
Remember their game vs AC milan

That game in April 2004 when they Thrashed the then Almighty AC Milan 4 0 after the Rossoneri had won 4 1 in the First leg Quarter final.
Football was sweet doz days! Maybe because Men were boys!

cameroncucumber:
In Africa : Siyabonge Nomvete & Sibusizo Zuma . I.enjoyed watching these bafana boys
In Europe : Alan Smith & Mark Viduka , they were delight to watch even when fighting relegation
In South America : Ronaldo Delima & Rivaldo (2002 Korea/Japan semifinal commentary between Brazil & Turkey remain rent free in my head the combination of Ronaldo & Rivaldo is unstoppable . This same line was repeated in the finals against Germany
In North America : Landon Donovan & Brian Mcbride . Love their charisma
In Asia : Junishi Inamoto & Heditoshi Nakata good runners with the ball
In Australia : Harry Kewell & Tim Cahill. Represented Australia well

O Bob! You be OG for football. Nomvethe, Benni McCarthy and Subisiso Zuma dat used to spray his hair like Sisqo!

OP, I can fully relate here. You meet a Girl, she is giving u greenlights. You now respond and start doing stuffs that will lead to asking her out, she surprisingly backs out. You are disappointed but start hanging out with another babe. She get jealous and may start hating you! Truly, dem nor dey carry Girls matter for head! Dem go use confusion kill you!

DropsMic:
Smh

Lols, e weak you, abi?

DonBenny77:
It's ok to defend your people

Its nothing like Defending here!

No Urban area or City man sits idle at home all day, waiting for his wife to provide.

What u wrote there happens only in Villages/communities!

DonBenny77:
It's TRUE if common opinion counts for you, I'm from Rivers state my town Mbiama is a boundary town with bayelsa. I've heard that countless times.
They say their men can sit at home all day drinking gin confident that his wife will provide him food rather than look for a job.
That's the bitter truth don't mind anyone telling you otherwise we have lazy men everywhere but it's very common there.
You friend may be getting into a lifetime of regrets

Ogbeni, Relax!

What you saw is proper village life.

After a Village man has gone to set or inspect traps in the mornings, he can decide to use his Afternoon to Drink palmwine and discuss with friends.
The women also do some farming, so that they can sell Garri, plantains, Groundnuts, Ugwu, etc in the market and make their personal money. The frying of the garri or Groundnut is done in the afternoon.

Stop Misleading the OP and others!

KiNg0G:
yes they do, I experienced one

You have experienced only one and THEY do?

In football, There are some Strikers who excel very well with a Partner! They create a formidable strike force!
If one does not score, he makes the other to score.
A good example is Vincent Aboubakar and Karl Toko Ekambi in the AFCON 2022!

It reminded me of Double strike Forces of yesteryears!

*Samuel Eto'o and Patrick Mboma.
*Micheal Owen and Emile Heskey
*Ronaldo de lima and Rivaldo
*Thierry Henry and Robert Pires.
*Wayne Rooney and R.V.Nistelrooy
*Harry Kane and Son. H.M.
*Ibrahimovic and Henrik Larsson.
*Miroslav klose and Muller.

Mine is: Thierry Henry and Robert Pires! In 2002,03,04, The two French men were something else. Fast, skilful and Clinical.

SO WHAT'S URS?

Johel:
Read all this your senseless essay to your father.... slowpoke... poverty stricken nonentity.

I suspect he is a kid, hence the mumu question! Pawpaw has been acting since 2001. I remember when he acted as a Lawyer in a movie where Aki was a convicted criminal. He displayed great intellectual prowess! I wish him more years of success on earth.

Prettygirl200:
Hmmm na wa they said small body no b sickness but this one na sickness oooo. Anyways happy birthday still.

Its like u should tell us d sickness! Somebody that is a globally recognized actor, National award recipient (MON) and successful businessman, u re busy yarning dust!

Aboks:
as you small like dis

See dis wan! It is either you re a foreigner or an pure Indomie generation!

OP, Stop following foolish stereotyping. Ijaws men DO NOT depend on their wives! Infact, it is the opposite. They spend heavily on their wives/children and always want to give them the best!

Shineoneday:
I'm not surprised, the failures of this country ehhh, that's one downside of traveling out as a Nigerian, any issues out there you're OYO.
may God save una oh

Oga, how about you travel to Kano or Makurdi for sth and a Bloody crisis breaks out! Kukuma be staying in ur parlour and never go on any journey!

Lol, pumpumking d londoner from london is back! How re the london babes, bro?

OP, Wanted to ask this too. He was conspicuously missing in the Oba of benin thread today. Also, in the Erigga's female sex obsession thread, where he would have started his ovulation and sticky vagina fluids yarns!

Lol, Oba finally go on transfer. Him leave him palace.

bibianna:
I don't see any issue here. She's just an open person that likes to gist you about her bf. You can tell her to stop if you don't like it.

How would you feel if ur BF is always telling his 'female friend' things about u?

OP.That babe has sexual or romantic feelings for you. If a girl truly loves her man, she wont discuss him with anoda guy. If you can take the risk, Stylishly invite her to ur place, seduce and fvck her. If u cant, reduce ur convo wit her and kill dat yeye friendship!

MVLOX:
Chelsea wingers and midfielders are very poor.... They are the major reason for Lukaku's problems

This is just d problem! Mount, ziyech, etc are not wingers! As For those saying he goes missing against big clubs, Even Messi goes missing sometimes. Only Salah and Ronaldo has big game records!

Fuckjesusandgod:
You expect the coach to make formation just to suit him? When the team start having bad results, you will still blame the coach.
You as a player must be flexible and dynamic, not rigid like lukaka bag of beans

Bro, dats wrong from you. Lukaku was arguably Europe's best striker in the last 2 years! His goals returns at Inter and Belgium is very impressive because he has free services from unselfish wingers such as mertens, t.hazard, carrasco, L. martinez,etc. In Chelsea, he gets NOTHING! And Tuchel changes formations upandan. TUCHEL SHOULD BE BLAMED.

Fiscus105:
I think his style of playing not suit premiership!

Though Chelsea wingers also contributed to his woe.

Very correct, Bro, this is one fact Chelsea fans must accept. Lukaku need pure, traditional wingers like Odoi, Daniel james, Saka, Foden, etc to Excel. Not Havertz and Mason Mount. Tuchel has contributed to this mess!

sty1es:
Hmm... I told her it's my first time.

I'm just here thinking... 'what if it's her that isn't sweet'? 'should I check round to confirm'...and so begins the thought of a potential promiscuous man.

No, dont sample other girls. Talk to ur babe and laff off ur F-up with her. You can lie its been 15 years u had sex. But next tym, take supplements b4 d action.

Lolss. Where is Iyaebe, Candidlady, Jennyclay and Co, food don land for una o! But seriously, how can a Guy be overused?

So Saint Obi has been married since 2006? And some ignorant folks have calling him chronic bachelor!

Lols, OP. The sensation of p*ssy was too much for ur dick, as a first timer. U will get better with time, ok? U are even lucky u have an understanding GF!.

Lols, dis site funny sha. Who be LALAsnake again?

Very good for diz hungry, long-throat babes! Got no Ehyaa to give..