₦airaland Forum

Goodmarlian:
Did I tell you it's the only thing I told her? i told you I was chyking her initially, getting a girl to fall for you is a gradual process which takes constant words and actions ,i knew if i keep telling her i love her and will do anything for her she wouldn't believe me because those words are overused so i decided to use news lines besides not all the girls fell for it who knows it might work on that girl that keep shenking you all the time . different strokes for different folks both you and the transgendered you quoted are inexperienced learners.

Oya, OP!
Pele..
You re a Romantic Guru!
Enjoy the Babe.. Nobody will disturb you..

Beebah2000:
why some Nigerian girls dey disgrace us na??
As if make I turn to man

Lol,
But
you Cannot call it Disgrace!!
Every man needs a woman n Every woman needs a Man..
So, Let Girls be giving it to who dey deem Fit!!

bluefilm:
Have you tried a combination of sucking the nipples and fïngerïng the pussy simultaneously?

That might just do the trick!

Not Might!
It Will, Definitely! Particularly, when you Oil the region b4 action..
But
I just wonder why some Girls don't React wildly to dier Boobs/Nipples sucking..

Beebah2000:
guy go tell you this statement "just tell her she is safe with you that you will assure her protection from any danger because that's what real men do because she is the mother of you 16 babies..." You go fall for am.
That is madness.

Lol
Honestly, the OP shocked me..
When I saw 'Turn a woman on' I rushed to see whether I can learn something..

Just telling a Girl doz words n she falls just like dat?
Well, Maybe it's the Girl he met tho..

Can remember some..
Day by Day,
there was in 3 things I pray
To see you more dearly
Love you more dearly
Follow you more dearly
Day by Day

Then if you want some Kpako vibes..

Gingle bell, Gingle bell,
Gingle all the Way..
Babangida open Yanch, everybody Laff..
Do you see dat thing
Do you see dat thing.
Do you see dat Longo Longo jumping up and down..

Beebah2000:
Hmmm, some Nigerian girls no get sense sha.

Hmmm,
Sistur..
Why do you say so?
I am curious here..

Sonnobax15:

The only thing wey slawormir don talk wey make sense since I joined nairaland dey for up.

I no get any better thing to type than to concur with what that scammer just said

You see how life is?
Funny Enough, I disagree with his points..

Anoda person will come and comment dat 'It is the dumbest comments he has made'..

bluefilm:
Just sexual pleasure.

Sucking the breasts give the females sexual pleasure which puts her in the mood to reciprocate the favours given.

Hmm, Mr Bluefilm
Good analysis from you..
But
Some girls, suckking dier boobs/nipples does not move Dem 1 bit..
What should guyman do in such a Case?

GOFRONT:
Singing*
......This your Miliky for front na for me....
This your Miliky for chest na for me....
Hol am for me make I suck am for you.....
Baby cona cona. Do u give me sugar wahala hala...

Lol..
Monalisa - Lojay
Have been hearing this Song playing in Bars and Club..
did not know d singer..

Until I mistakenly downloaded it yesterday...
Naija Boys can sing Funny songs..

Mikelarteta:
Yes oooo. Arteta Out.

Both You and the Real Arteta deserves Beating!!
Better go change ur Name, ok?!

Angelfrost:
Denominations mean nothing to me... So, I accept all invites.

Once seated and I sense something off, I am out!

Lolsss, the Football man..
But really
Catholics, J.Witness, Winners, Celestial, etc must have@Least one Thing you will Disagree with..

So Denomination will mean something to you o..
Imagine going to a Church, Dem give una Cane to Flog stray demons..

Righteousness2:
Ask GOD in Prayer to Show you where you worship Him indeed. If you make a Honest Prayer, HE will tell you.

Personally, I am a CHOSEN.

More Respect Sir!!
Na me dey always Criticize you for NOT Commenting on Sunday Morning Christian topics..
But you have done well today!
And has told us your Church, CHOSEN!
Nice one, Sir

angelfallz:
What about female athletes, like sprinters?

My Brother
It's the Same thing she is talking about!
And dats what makes the statement really Bad!!
She somehow implies that Females should NOT participate in Sports!
But in actual fact, it is our Terrible societal conditions in Africa that has affected our Girls..
Otherwise, Some are still Beautiful and Shapely..

starlingbawa:
I'm struggling desperately to find the lie in her comment...

Then, you are a Poor Reader of Statements, really..

She Demonized Female football and in extension, Female participation in Athletics..
Asking how would Men and their mothers feel about Dem..

She is Biased, jaundiced and has Hate for Female Footballers/athletes..
Maybe she prefers Only Olosho/Ashawo business for females..

WoundedLamb:
Does one really need to be a feminist to know what is right? It was a derogatory remark and somewhat body shaming. You don't tell a short man "you're short like a water bottle" and expect him not to get upset simply cause you're being truthful or because you're also a man. People didn't create themselves and only an insane person wouldn't see anything wrong in the way she described the ladies. You don't go around saying hurtful things to people on the ground of telling the truth. This kind of statement shouldn't even be coming from someone in her position. I'm you guys know this, so let's call a spade what it is.

Having said that, I don't think she meant to mock the players though. She was probably trying to point out all that the player go through just to make their country proud as a way of soliciting funds.

You Shouldn't Defend her in any Way@all!!

She is a Big, Ignorant Fool and has disgraced female Footballers and in extension, Female Athletes all over, Africa!!
In Europe, US and Canada, Female footballers are cute, shapely and sometimes Busty..
But In Africa, it's our Harsh weather conditions, Rigorous training methods and poor family background dat cause our Girls to look Ugly..
Look at Serena and Venus Williams!! Are they are Ugly and flatchested?

This Ignorant Woman Deserves to be CONDEMNED by Feminists groups..
because if it was a Man dat made this statement now..

heckymaicon:
That's Tomas Kuschak I guess

No, The Guy is Roy Carroll..

He and Tim Howard became Man Utd First keepers after Fabian Barthez left..

Both were Unconvincing to Alex Ferguson, so he went to buy Edwin Van See Saar from Fulham.

Bouz:
Olamide is struggling with his musical career. But wizkid is definitely Big, same with mayurkun who is multi talented.

No, He is Not Struggling!!
Olamide' is Still a Superstar Arstiste and Crowd Puller!!
His Record label is still a Force to be Reckoned with..
Has managed the likes of FireBoy, Adekunle Gold, Lyta, Davolee and even Bella Shmurda!!
Can you compare Tekno, Kiss Daniel and Co to him?

@OP..
This Bad news when you like so Might One Day reach ur Doorstep oo..

You dey remind me of an old Nollywood film when Chinwetalu dey predict DEATH for pple..

Bouz:
how about kiss daniel, wizkid and wandecoal, Oga calm down. Mayurkun is a very talented artist. He would grow bigger without DMW.

Kiss Daniel, U Say?

Kiss Daniel is Not a Big Time artiste in Naija music scene, anymore!
Unlike his Days@G Worldwide!!

Even WandeCoal Dropped drastically in ratings when he left Don Jazzy!!

On Break Away, Only Wizkid and Olamide retained Superstardom after leaving their Record labels..I e. EME and Coded Tunes!

Oh!!
What a News!!
Hope It will Not End in REGRETS/TEARS!!

Just like Tekno who left Triple MG
Just like Lil Kesh who left YBNL
Just like Reekardo Banks who left Marvin's..
Also, Kiss Daniel who dumped his company, G Worldwide!!

He Should just Pray Hard, Otherwise...

All dis Euphoria and Excitement about Ronaldo is justified!!

But YOU CANNOT COMPARE MAN UTD N PSG nw!!
Man Utd has Huge Following in UK, Asia and Africa..

When did we start Recognizing PSG?
So dats Y Messi's Transfer can't catch u p with dis one..

ModeEbo:
What's the meaning of GGMU please

It means Glory Glory Man Utd!!

Arsenal nah COYG..Come on you Gunners!
Liverpool is YNWA You never Walk Alone
.

yuping:
Its funny I don't borrow, Airtel or MTN can't remember trick me once into borrowing by saying I should dial a code and get Airtime I was given N1000 since whenever I see dial to get.... I just delete the message.

It is a Smart Business Move from MTN, Airtel, etc..to drag customers into 'Forced patronage'..
And consequently the customer being Indebted to them!!

I wonder Why they can't see This!!

Monogamy:
Owing data?

What's that nonsense.. If you are not making money from internet, I don't see reason why you have to borrow data

It's Really Terrible and Unnecessary!!
When you can simply buy Paper recharge cards or do Mobile transfer from your Phone..
I Really don't know what people see in it..

How do you Guys borrow Airtime from diz telecommunication companies?
That's some serious 'Borrowing Habit' being formed unconsciously..

I have seen a Man owing MTN N10,000 worth of airtime..
Pls You guys should Stop dis Terrible 'Poverty connected' Habit!.

OP!!
This your Story na wah oo...

Well..
Tell him on d Phone dat you Have Truly Spent the Money..
Dat Money is NOT A PIECE OF FURNITURE dat you just look@ or Admire!..

Sonnobax15:

Na wa oh...

But that's not a new thing na...........I must really commend this woman for being specific and honest with herself because she has categorically stated that she needs a man with a big cucumber/cock

And with the look of things,e be like say this woman go like lashing well well

See You!..
Dat Lady has some mental issues!!
There is Nothing Good about Her!!

I wonder how her Pussy will be..
Hmmm..

Support Daddy Freeze on Religious issues but on this,
He is very FOOLISH For spilling out dis Rubbish!!.

Only a Sissy, Weak, Cowardly, Foolish Guy would buy his Wife a Car when his Mother still Treks!!
Your mother is about 60 or 65+, so Deserves immense Enjoyment@her old age!
While your wife is still young and should be Patient!

SirMichael1:
He's saying the truth.

She is likely one of our Newbie Nigerian Feminists!!
So don't Blame her for not seeing the Obvious truth!!
Diz Feminists can't Deal with the idea of a Successful, long lasting marriage!

They want ladies to get married, Divorce after 5 years and return to the 'Kpormor market'..
Very Funny but Dangerous set of People!!

DaddyRochie1642:
Madam why my statement dey pepper you for body

That's the Trademark of a Proper Feminist!!
Dats y I call Dem Anti-Marriage or Men Haters!!
This Kind of news/Pictures dey Put Fire for dier Body!!

They want Women to Divorce their husbands at any slight issues..
Become single again, Hoearound/Pursuing Dicckss!!

I Tap into dis Anniversary Blessings!!
Ijn
Amen!!

SheriffDTrader:
You will never see him in threads like this

For Where!!
Him and his fellow members of the Zombie Club, Yarimo, Simplyleo, Helinius, Bosstrevor,etc..

When they see Sunday Igboho or Nnamdi Kanu news,
You see dem displaying like Egungun masquerade!!