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Quite Alot!!
Forgotten some!!
But one I can't forget..Infact still have d screenshot on my fone!!

Topic- Problems with a Roommate!!
'Na so, my roommate carry one Girl come!! In the nite when I sleep, he dey bang d Girl. Next thing I hear na Tatata for my Leg. He don pour his Sperms..I vex ehn.
Laffed dat day..

Then Nwa Amaikpe
Topic-sexual fantasy
I wanted Banging a Widow at her husband's Graveside!!
'D closest I came was Banging a widow at her late husband's service of songs!!
.

Hehehe!!
Diz Fulani Groups thinks Delta State is Benue State, abi??
Owk!!
Let them Try any Rubbish!!
Especially coming to Urhobos and Ijaw areas of Delta State!!
According to Ex Gov Akpabio, Warsaw will SawWar!!
Wonder why Okowa hasn't responded yet!!
Can you make this Threat to a Governor Alamieyeseigha doz Days??

obembet:
I don't care about northerners and thier devilish move. If thier brother ( bandit ) wipe all Sokoto and Kano today, glory be to God

Seconded!!
These Northerners re funny peeps!!
U do not interfere n arbitrate in dier issues!!
They will use Hausa to reconcile n leave you embarrassed!!
Anytime I see two Hausa persons quarrelling, I leave Alone!!

chatinent:
Hello,

Quick one: so a lady, bold, tall, elegant, beautiful, well-dressed and cultured.. walked up to me and booked a date tomorrow during eventide. She's sb who I had often hi-ed while passing by.

This was no borrowed courage. She was in for it.


I didn't give any responses.. as I watched her walked out.


So, fam, what do I do?

This Guy..
You always like to Polish and Advertise yourself ehn??
Hope you re not using Styles to Find Babes in this site??
Is it dat you re too handsome like Van Vicker or Ramsey Nouah or Trey Songz??
Girls always dey Rush you..
Later, you will say Man's government has Failed!!
Dat God kingdom should come!!

In God's kingdom, Woman nor go dey oo!!
Cos it's obvious dat You like woman too much!!..
N you want to go to God's kingdom!!

iamyemiakins:
A lady asked you out on a date you're now tagging mods, when you're finally ontop of her I hope you tag the mods too

My brother..
D thing tire person
.
Bringing dier private n personal issues to nairaland..
One day, somebody Prick will Rise, He will come here to post it..

chatinent:
Man's government has failed.

Man's government has not Failed in any Way!!!..
We only have our Shortcomings in ruling ourselves!!
Look@France, Germany, Russia, Britain,etc..
Dey made sacrifices and mistakes too, to get to where they are Today!!
If you travel to any of these countries, I bet you will NOT make this Doctrine-induced comment!!

budaatum:
Yes, and no. If your child or an adult watches stupid telly they are likely to be stupid, and if they watch good telly they could be smart because telly watching kind of programs the mind, same as books.

Quality matters. I'm not a fan of Nollywood, but my sister who is highly intelligent and speaks much better Yoruba than I can tells me she learnt it watching Nollywood and I am envious.

I know someone who watches a lot of evangelism, but we can't talk much because she swears by the miracles and believes they raise the dead. Odd enough I went to visit her in a hospital a couple if months ago and was tempted to ask why I wasn't visiting her in a church.

I personally can't see how bbnaija could possibly beat a good book or any book for that matter, but I guess I'd never know as I've never watched Naija's or UK's or anywhere's at all for that matter. In fact, in the days it was on and I was flicking channels, my telly yelled, "what the fuq" if I didn't flick away quick time, and it would sulk for weeks even if I did.

I know a child who watched a lot Teletubbies as a baby. Her first language was teletubbic and was very annoying indeed. She went on to write her first book by 8 years old, and a fine intelligent book it is too. On the other hand the same sort of programs could kill some peoples brain cells forever, as you might figure from the below.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZCgbGgA-_8


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3ZJ0oITwpM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqyziA30whE

TV Programmes/Shows/series killing brain cells forever??
Wow!!
Give us examples please!!

Good-day Nairalanders!!
Straight to the Topic

Most times, I hear some Educated or Well-to-do Persons saying 'I don't like Yoruba films, Zeeworld, Africa Magic or BBNaija because it reduces my IQ i.e Intelligence Quotient or I don't want it to Affect the IQ of my Kids!!

Am particularly concerned for young Children...

Some kids watch Cartoons stations (Jimjam, Nickleodeon)
While some kids, even@Young age focus on Zeeworld!!
In d place I work, One woman and her kids watch only Africa magic epic station,even it's a repeated movie!!.
Then I visited a Family who watch ONLY MercyTV (Prophet Jeremiah aka Owomowomo) with their children!!

Asking this for the sake of Parents n Upcoming Parents!!
Do the programmes children watch have effect on their Brain Capacity development??

Will Children watching Certain stations/programmes become very Intelligent
Or it does not Matter..

Need Answers Please!!
Lalasticlala, Mynd44..Please move to Front-page!!
Thank You!!

@OP!!
Likely 2 or 3 things!!
*Too much excitement!! Mayb ur Gf is too sexy i.e big boobs, big ass, sexy eyes, luscious lipsetc
*You are taking too much of Sugary things i.e Fanta, La Casera, Zobo, Stick sweets,etc..
*Your Dickk get too wet n she also gets too Wet, so Boom, you don Shoot!!

Solution!!
*Stay away from Sugar permanently. Drink Bitterleaf juice n also eat Bitter kola for like 3-4 months!!
*Don't be too Wet B4 penetration!!
*She also shouldn't be too wet B4 dat!!
*Stay away from Porn n Masturbation if u re into it!!
* Wen you re Banging, just be free n don't think too of d pleasure..
Dats it!!
Thank me later.

Lols, d Deceitful n Demonic Party fooling demselves in Kano!

But Hope Manna d VultureMan is not there oooo??

because since being Stranded@ Abuja after traveling der with Free Bus to support Bubu for 1k,, he has not Posted his usual Trash!!

But a Brother is a Brother!!
Contributions should be made to generate T.Fare for his Journey back!!

@the OP!!
First of all, how old are you??

because Boys of age 17-21 normally have a hard asking girls out!!

But one thing I will tell you is dat

* Fortune favours the brave
* Always be prepared

*Wen next you see a Fine Girl, Be bold!!
Even if dey reject you, dey will respect your boldness!!
*Prepare on wat you re going to say
*Look for areas of interest about her i.e. d school, church she attends..den use it to Woo her..
* Wen talking to her, look at her All-round n use her Top,Skirt,Make up, Hair-do, Perfume, etc to form n sustain d conversation..

So Dats it!! Wish you Goodluck.

Abiababe:
Nice description, hope he's not a woman beater ooo

Hmmm .
With Manna d VultureMan, u hav'Got to be careful!!
Since you are interested, just DM him later or tomorrow!!
Heard he is stranded in Abuja after entering Free Bus to support Buhari for d fee of N1000...

MajorOvakporaye:
has gone into hiding after seeing this shameful thread!!!

Hahaha!!
Wat else will Mature Craze MannaVultureGriller do??
If it's Nnamdi Kanu or Ex Pres Goodluck Jonathan matter, u go see am dey fool his Old age..
Even his Boys, Helinues n Simplyleo don switch off dier phones!!
Funny Clowns!!..

I see some guys coming here to Spill lies!!

I see the d OP getting Excited because he also Lied!!

I see more people getting into Fights n arguments on d thread!!..

I see more Brides inviting dier Exes to dier weddings!!

I see such Marriages Crashing under 2 weeks, Max!!

This I have seen!!

@OP!!
Very wrong from ur Fiance!!

But you see how it Feels like to be Cheated or deceived!!

because Wen Men were crying about Paternity Fraud Earlier dis yr, some ladies thought it was an overflogged issue..
Saying Dat Ladies re victims of circumstances n men should understand n accept d pregnancies!!

Well, try talk to him about it properly!!

@the OP!!
Nice observation!!

Go to Universities, Most Girls cohabit with dier Boyfriends!!
Dey wash, cook n clean for him while he Bangs d hell outta Dem in d Oza room or during Quarells/Misunderstandings!!..

But once it's Husband, you see dem complaining n seething wen doing chores.Very funny..
N D Man paid Bride Price oo!! Which d BF never did!!

Well, OP!!
Reason for the bad situation is dat most times, the BF is dier Spec i.e. a handsome guy d Girl desired or even begged for a relationship!!

While husband is a somebody likely Older, not too fine, with Pot-Belly!!
Dey secretly hate d man, despite public show of affections to him.
Washing n cleaning for such Men comes with complaints n silent anger!!

So Dats it!!..
@OP, Wen you want to get married, go for a Girl dat Truly loves you!!
Not one Fine Girl dat you want to use to Show Off!! In most cases, Such girls hate dier husband!!

Abiababe:
Lets meet, probably you have been meeting the wrong ones or it might be you.

Mosdii said ALL!!
Why can't you understand??

Try MannaVultureGriller instead!!
He is a good Suyaman n also is a Buhari Boy!! Him get money ooo..

Ishilove:
It is better not to run than to invite someone and then switch off on the person like these ones displaying their foolishness here. It is so wrong

You are Right!!
But Pocohantas is also Right!!

It is Very wrong n kinda Heartless from a Person dat does this..

But a lesson to learn here is
Don't create a 'Social media image' of urself different from real life..

As a result of Make ups n Filters, Quite Alot of Ladies re all posh n Pretty like Genevieve or Agbani Darego but completely Plain looking n even Ugly normally!..

This is false impression..

Dats how in a Marriage ceremony I attended, one woman said 'Na d Girl be this?? She be fine for d Pre-wedding photos oo..'..

So Dats d problem..

Goalnaldo:
I'm afraid that even having sufficient jobs in the country won't tackle this issue I have seen and heard a lot of them say unless the job pay them 400k per month, they won't work.

My bro!!
Leave doz G-Boys n dier Sympathizers here!!
Greed or Desire for Vanity Lifestyle is dier Problem!!

Young Nigerians see Davido, Wizkid, Drake,Cardi B, Migos, E-Money, Tiwa Savage, Nicki Minaj,etc on TV n wish to be Dem!!

But Real Wealth is not made in 6 or even 12 months!!

Many now become Yahoo boys/Run girls to make Quick wealth n give you flimsy excuse abt d govt..

Guess wat, even all dier Boastings, Many FAIL in d Wealth pursuit n secretly beg or cheat dier friends, parents, siblings to still survive..

So Who's deceiving who??

livinbygrace:
Guy he be like say you no like as you dey type comfortably from your home or until dey decend on you?There is serious hunger in the land and if care is not taken something else worse than Yahoo is coming.Everybody get him own race ,So enough of this nonsense Take Note !

My brother
Hunger is everywhere!!

Me I dey manage myself with my Small fone n small money!!
We don't need to go into Illegal stuffs to make money for dis Life!!

Our problem with Young Guys/Girls is DESIRE FOR QUICK WEALTH!!
Everybody wants to be Davido, Wizkid, Cardi B, Nicky Minaj, E-Money,etc within 6 months!!
Is it Possible??

True Wealth takes Time to build!!

So Guy, manage d small u get!! U go still enjoy dis Life!!

bluefilm:
Eyaaaaa.... lecturer is not measuring Dick with some of his students.

And discovering that his own dick is growing shorter and shorter with each passing day.

I know that feeling.

But to tell you the truth Mr Lecturer, Yahoo Boys are the least of your concern right now.

Your major concern should be how to impart sustainable knowledge that will arrest the dwindling standard of education in your country right now.

In case you are not aware of it Mr. Lecturer, Yahoo Boyism is a direct fall out of that fallen standard of education.

Mr Bluefilm!!
I like reading ur comment.

But I disagree with you on dis one!!

D Lecturer has a Big Right to Feel bad about Internet Fraud aka Yahoo or Bombing according to DamnNiggar Slawormir.. !!

Infact All Nigerians n any Right-thinking person should be worried!!

Some might be our Friends but dier numbers is rising Astronomically!! Soon all Nigerian Males fit be G-Boys!!

In my area now, Many go to POS stands to scam d Young 18 yrs boys/girls der because their Clients disappointed dem!!

They can do Worse!!

RexTramadol1:
Omo na d same 2go oooo




For OAU that year, naso we chat like say na the best love story ever




We decided to meet around social sciences basement



As I reach there, wey she message me say she Dey one office for that basement like dis, she say “ I’m on blue gown I will come out now”



Omo as I see her, the dark skin no be here......



Don’t blame me Abeg...... I thought she got burnt one way or the other, naso I pick madt race


Log out, off phone



Later that night I come tell her say my phone die ni ooo



Funny thing, after a long while the girl come fine ooo



Today, organic cream don change the ball game entirely and naso I miss what could have been my first free meal ticket in school.

Oh!!
You see Yourself??
She was now pretty..
You were now regretting!!

Same way our Girls would thrash a Guy but he is Rich n Married, dey start to Regret!!

Diz re lessons tho!!..

mosdii:
Hands up bro, 100% love for you ma nigga

Ah, Oga Mosdii dey exchange Banters??

No, Boss!!
Just dey drop ur 'Killer quote' and ride on!!
Plenty Talk nor fit you!!

@OP!!

Did you Not hear ur president Bubu saying Youth should Behave demselves b4 he will provide jobs??
Wat kind of President say such??

In Delta wer am based, It's Yahoo dat is making waves!! Infact one said, 'Na him be our Oil work'..
Why??

because there are few Industries built by d Govt or Politicians!!
D Industries are Filling Stations, Schools, Hotels n POS Stands..paying N5000,N12000,N20,000,etc..

So Many young pple have gone into Internet scamming!!

Government/Politicians needs to Build more Industries (at least a LG should have two Big industries)
Also, Government needs to open up Skills Acquisition Centers to engage Young pple!!

Gov Okowa gave go ahead for 3 Universities in Delta State!! Who will give d graduates employment??

But for your complaints, Some University/Polytechnic lecturers Flexx alot from dier G-Boys students..
So if u complain to ur school authorities, Dey will just throw your matter aside!!

SmellySperm:
2go era

There was a day I japa but she was sharp to notice I was the one,she screamed my name and i increased my speed

Kai!!
No wonder some one said he almost died wen he could not access Nairaland diz morning!!!
Crazy ass members!!

sapphiere:
This is why this country would never go forward.
A father is meant to lead his children towards the right direction.

You ehn..
You are Funny tho!!

So because A Father n Son were caught in the act of Defrauding others online, our Country Naija will not move Forward??

Don't let Buhari see dis comment oo.. Yesterday,, He warned u guys to Behave!!

But really, I like dis ur Post more than 'The others'!!
@least, Nobody is being blamed, here!!
We need more of This!!

Lilpen3758:
my preek stand as I see this picture brother.....

Hmmm..
Meaning if you re a let's say, Hotel room, Dat same Girl enter alone, Wetin your Pricckk go do, then??

chatinent:
If it's Nigeria, they'll ban his hands for life. The caption of the news will read, thus:

“A suspected cultist, and probably an escapee from Imo prison slaps the president. Thanks to our armed forces who took a fast turn before he pulled the trigger he was about bringing from his pocket, adjacent an axe he hid. His body has been deposited to the mortuary.”


Man's government has failed.

Lol, nice analysis
But
Do you even know you contradicted yourself here??
You said Man's government has Failed but you said if nah Nigeria..
Meaning you know n accept France is better dan Nigeria n practice Good Democracy!!

Meaning Man's government (with France as case study) is doing well.
There are so many Countries in Europe with goodvadministration n Welfare packages for dier citizens!!
We can govern ourselves well.
It is African n other Third world countries dat have issues!!

MEGA4BILLION:
Please, help me ask that guy "If macron embodies France decay, what does buhari embodies?".
I need answer before Dawn.

Bubu or Julbrin d Sudanese Imposter embodies Nigeria's Vegetable, Animalistic n Comatose state!!..

pocohantas:
I will donate my one month salary if you can keep this same energy when women lie and lead men on, but I am sure I won’t have to, because I will definitely read a lot of “fear women”.

You are mostly speaking for urself!!
Maybe because you are a Mature Lady who has some cool life experience..

But 80% of Girls, particularly in Nigeria Likes LIES AND FANTASY!!

I don see Girls Tire!!

D Last one, I went to an Eatry with a Guy who is friends with a Commissioner...He was all dressed up with Expensive Native n All!!
They were lots of Girls.

When he started speaking with one Girl n showing her Choice places he has visited in Nigeria (which was a Lie), She was melting already!!
He said he is a PA to d Commissioner n will travel to Abuja d Next morning!!

Entering d convo n being smartly dressed, I also introduced myself as PA to d Commissioner!!

One was already 'pressing bobby 'against me!!
We later had a Gud time' with the Girls!!
Dats it.
Dats wat d Guy is trying to say!!
It is Lying dat has Helped some Guys in Getting a woman..