₦airaland Forum

MaaziIgbokwe:
Nothing is as worse as than getting married to a woman who spreads her legs for other men, one of the many reasons why i don't see the need of getting married

Ugandan (+ Nigerian) Women are USELESS, all of them

Jeezzz!!
Dis Nairaland na waoo.
U don answer my question!!

Wer is my man Mosdii??
If Nigerian Girls are Useless, All of Dem..
Ugandan women are Wat??
Tell us, pls!!

AprokoGirl,
you have made 2 posts back to back on Men perpetrating crimes against Females..
Hope you re not ' sister Future is Sheemales'??

@the OP,
Government Jobs of Course!!

But in Private Jobs!!
*Being Efficient in your jobs descriptions!!..
*Being Versatile in the work environment e.g. Accountant who can fix generators!!
*Being Friendly with your colleagues!!
*N most important, Being Loyal and do 'Eye service' to your Bosses!!

D Last is what d Bad Guys in Nigeria use to keep dier Jobs!!
Some even Buy Perfumes, Accessories,etc for dier female bosses, or Give Dem Babes, in d case of Men!!
So Dats it.

Gakinola:
how daft of you to compare wizkid to Osinbajo? Even if your father were to be there, same fate will befall him. You can read up what happened to Jonathan when he was vice president during Yar'adua's tenure

You should be the Daft or Ignorant one here!!!!
He is correct!!
The 'StarBoy' title is signed to those Artistes only!!
It is Yoruba/ APC Goons dat started calling him Starboy!!

For What??

Just like Buhari is most Useless president in Nigeria's history, Osinbajo is most Useless Vice-president ever!!
Wat re his achievements??
Does he have Say in Naija??

Can you compare him to Namadi Sambo or Atiku??

Wizkid n D Weeknd re renowned for their Music Achievements!!

Osinbajo Issa Nonetity!!

AheadMarket:
Haters of Trump and U.S.

May God help you with the disease

So you re one of the Trump Worshippers, abi

You did not hear his recent statement wen he said he would have banned Twitter if he knew!!
Wat kind of President does dat in a democratic setting??
Some of you even called him Righteous but Spoilt Brat Trump is a known property grabber, Liar, Racist n Adulterer!!

Though he had confidence as a Leader but most Americans saw he was behaving like a dictator n voted for Joe Bident!

They have moved on but Una Still dey carry Grudges!!..
Pls, forget Trump, ok??

Righteousness2:
You will seek me and Find me when you search for me with all your Heart.
In all her write up, I didn't see where a single credit was given to GOD Almighty.

It is Folly to put your trust in Man.
It is folly to put your trust in your doctor.

No one not even the best of Medical Practioner can give you life.

This is the Greatest mistake of these guys who think they are intelligent only for them to end up being Foolish.

May she find GOD. That's my prayers for her.

You See hw u Bad??!!

You did not wish her A safe surgery or Healing from the ailment!!

because of two reasons
1. You see her as part of CNN crew dat exposed the Despotic n Childish behavior of your mentor n Darling Donald Trump!!

2. You probably see her as 'Unchristian' because most of you have been brainwashed into believing dat any free-thinking Americans is Satanic or Illuminati!!

She needs to get Well n by God Willing, She will!!

But you need to Extricate yourself from Religious bias against People!!
Also Stop bliving in conspiring theories in d Internet!!

Quite Alot!!
Forgotten some!!
But one I can't forget..Infact still have d screenshot on my fone!!

Topic- Problems with a Roommate!!
'Na so, my roommate carry one Girl come!! In the nite when I sleep, he dey bang d Girl. Next thing I hear na Tatata for my Leg. He don pour his Sperms..I vex ehn.
Laffed dat day..

Then Nwa Amaikpe
Topic-sexual fantasy
I wanted Banging a Widow at her husband's Graveside!!
'D closest I came was Banging a widow at her late husband's service of songs!!
.

Hehehe!!
Diz Fulani Groups thinks Delta State is Benue State, abi??
Owk!!
Let them Try any Rubbish!!
Especially coming to Urhobos and Ijaw areas of Delta State!!
According to Ex Gov Akpabio, Warsaw will SawWar!!
Wonder why Okowa hasn't responded yet!!
Can you make this Threat to a Governor Alamieyeseigha doz Days??

obembet:
I don't care about northerners and thier devilish move. If thier brother ( bandit ) wipe all Sokoto and Kano today, glory be to God

Seconded!!
These Northerners re funny peeps!!
U do not interfere n arbitrate in dier issues!!
They will use Hausa to reconcile n leave you embarrassed!!
Anytime I see two Hausa persons quarrelling, I leave Alone!!

chatinent:
Hello,

Quick one: so a lady, bold, tall, elegant, beautiful, well-dressed and cultured.. walked up to me and booked a date tomorrow during eventide. She's sb who I had often hi-ed while passing by.

This was no borrowed courage. She was in for it.


I didn't give any responses.. as I watched her walked out.


So, fam, what do I do?

This Guy..
You always like to Polish and Advertise yourself ehn??
Hope you re not using Styles to Find Babes in this site??
Is it dat you re too handsome like Van Vicker or Ramsey Nouah or Trey Songz??
Girls always dey Rush you..
Later, you will say Man's government has Failed!!
Dat God kingdom should come!!

In God's kingdom, Woman nor go dey oo!!
Cos it's obvious dat You like woman too much!!..
N you want to go to God's kingdom!!

iamyemiakins:
A lady asked you out on a date you're now tagging mods, when you're finally ontop of her I hope you tag the mods too

My brother..
D thing tire person
.
Bringing dier private n personal issues to nairaland..
One day, somebody Prick will Rise, He will come here to post it..

chatinent:
Man's government has failed.

Man's government has not Failed in any Way!!!..
We only have our Shortcomings in ruling ourselves!!
Look@France, Germany, Russia, Britain,etc..
Dey made sacrifices and mistakes too, to get to where they are Today!!
If you travel to any of these countries, I bet you will NOT make this Doctrine-induced comment!!

budaatum:
Yes, and no. If your child or an adult watches stupid telly they are likely to be stupid, and if they watch good telly they could be smart because telly watching kind of programs the mind, same as books.

Quality matters. I'm not a fan of Nollywood, but my sister who is highly intelligent and speaks much better Yoruba than I can tells me she learnt it watching Nollywood and I am envious.

I know someone who watches a lot of evangelism, but we can't talk much because she swears by the miracles and believes they raise the dead. Odd enough I went to visit her in a hospital a couple if months ago and was tempted to ask why I wasn't visiting her in a church.

I personally can't see how bbnaija could possibly beat a good book or any book for that matter, but I guess I'd never know as I've never watched Naija's or UK's or anywhere's at all for that matter. In fact, in the days it was on and I was flicking channels, my telly yelled, "what the fuq" if I didn't flick away quick time, and it would sulk for weeks even if I did.

I know a child who watched a lot Teletubbies as a baby. Her first language was teletubbic and was very annoying indeed. She went on to write her first book by 8 years old, and a fine intelligent book it is too. On the other hand the same sort of programs could kill some peoples brain cells forever, as you might figure from the below.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZCgbGgA-_8


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3ZJ0oITwpM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqyziA30whE

TV Programmes/Shows/series killing brain cells forever??
Wow!!
Give us examples please!!

Good-day Nairalanders!!
Straight to the Topic

Most times, I hear some Educated or Well-to-do Persons saying 'I don't like Yoruba films, Zeeworld, Africa Magic or BBNaija because it reduces my IQ i.e Intelligence Quotient or I don't want it to Affect the IQ of my Kids!!

Am particularly concerned for young Children...

Some kids watch Cartoons stations (Jimjam, Nickleodeon)
While some kids, even@Young age focus on Zeeworld!!
In d place I work, One woman and her kids watch only Africa magic epic station,even it's a repeated movie!!.
Then I visited a Family who watch ONLY MercyTV (Prophet Jeremiah aka Owomowomo) with their children!!

Asking this for the sake of Parents n Upcoming Parents!!
Do the programmes children watch have effect on their Brain Capacity development??

Will Children watching Certain stations/programmes become very Intelligent
Or it does not Matter..

Need Answers Please!!
Lalasticlala, Mynd44..Please move to Front-page!!
Thank You!!

@OP!!
Likely 2 or 3 things!!
*Too much excitement!! Mayb ur Gf is too sexy i.e big boobs, big ass, sexy eyes, luscious lipsetc
*You are taking too much of Sugary things i.e Fanta, La Casera, Zobo, Stick sweets,etc..
*Your Dickk get too wet n she also gets too Wet, so Boom, you don Shoot!!

Solution!!
*Stay away from Sugar permanently. Drink Bitterleaf juice n also eat Bitter kola for like 3-4 months!!
*Don't be too Wet B4 penetration!!
*She also shouldn't be too wet B4 dat!!
*Stay away from Porn n Masturbation if u re into it!!
* Wen you re Banging, just be free n don't think too of d pleasure..
Dats it!!
Thank me later.

Lols, d Deceitful n Demonic Party fooling demselves in Kano!

But Hope Manna d VultureMan is not there oooo??

because since being Stranded@ Abuja after traveling der with Free Bus to support Bubu for 1k,, he has not Posted his usual Trash!!

But a Brother is a Brother!!
Contributions should be made to generate T.Fare for his Journey back!!

@the OP!!
First of all, how old are you??

because Boys of age 17-21 normally have a hard asking girls out!!

But one thing I will tell you is dat

* Fortune favours the brave
* Always be prepared

*Wen next you see a Fine Girl, Be bold!!
Even if dey reject you, dey will respect your boldness!!
*Prepare on wat you re going to say
*Look for areas of interest about her i.e. d school, church she attends..den use it to Woo her..
* Wen talking to her, look at her All-round n use her Top,Skirt,Make up, Hair-do, Perfume, etc to form n sustain d conversation..

So Dats it!! Wish you Goodluck.

Abiababe:
Nice description, hope he's not a woman beater ooo

Hmmm .
With Manna d VultureMan, u hav'Got to be careful!!
Since you are interested, just DM him later or tomorrow!!
Heard he is stranded in Abuja after entering Free Bus to support Buhari for d fee of N1000...

MajorOvakporaye:
has gone into hiding after seeing this shameful thread!!!

Hahaha!!
Wat else will Mature Craze MannaVultureGriller do??
If it's Nnamdi Kanu or Ex Pres Goodluck Jonathan matter, u go see am dey fool his Old age..
Even his Boys, Helinues n Simplyleo don switch off dier phones!!
Funny Clowns!!..

I see some guys coming here to Spill lies!!

I see the d OP getting Excited because he also Lied!!

I see more people getting into Fights n arguments on d thread!!..

I see more Brides inviting dier Exes to dier weddings!!

I see such Marriages Crashing under 2 weeks, Max!!

This I have seen!!

@OP!!
Very wrong from ur Fiance!!

But you see how it Feels like to be Cheated or deceived!!

because Wen Men were crying about Paternity Fraud Earlier dis yr, some ladies thought it was an overflogged issue..
Saying Dat Ladies re victims of circumstances n men should understand n accept d pregnancies!!

Well, try talk to him about it properly!!

@the OP!!
Nice observation!!

Go to Universities, Most Girls cohabit with dier Boyfriends!!
Dey wash, cook n clean for him while he Bangs d hell outta Dem in d Oza room or during Quarells/Misunderstandings!!..

But once it's Husband, you see dem complaining n seething wen doing chores.Very funny..
N D Man paid Bride Price oo!! Which d BF never did!!

Well, OP!!
Reason for the bad situation is dat most times, the BF is dier Spec i.e. a handsome guy d Girl desired or even begged for a relationship!!

While husband is a somebody likely Older, not too fine, with Pot-Belly!!
Dey secretly hate d man, despite public show of affections to him.
Washing n cleaning for such Men comes with complaints n silent anger!!

So Dats it!!..
@OP, Wen you want to get married, go for a Girl dat Truly loves you!!
Not one Fine Girl dat you want to use to Show Off!! In most cases, Such girls hate dier husband!!

Abiababe:
Lets meet, probably you have been meeting the wrong ones or it might be you.

Mosdii said ALL!!
Why can't you understand??

Try MannaVultureGriller instead!!
He is a good Suyaman n also is a Buhari Boy!! Him get money ooo..

Ishilove:
It is better not to run than to invite someone and then switch off on the person like these ones displaying their foolishness here. It is so wrong

You are Right!!
But Pocohantas is also Right!!

It is Very wrong n kinda Heartless from a Person dat does this..

But a lesson to learn here is
Don't create a 'Social media image' of urself different from real life..

As a result of Make ups n Filters, Quite Alot of Ladies re all posh n Pretty like Genevieve or Agbani Darego but completely Plain looking n even Ugly normally!..

This is false impression..

Dats how in a Marriage ceremony I attended, one woman said 'Na d Girl be this?? She be fine for d Pre-wedding photos oo..'..

So Dats d problem..

Goalnaldo:
I'm afraid that even having sufficient jobs in the country won't tackle this issue I have seen and heard a lot of them say unless the job pay them 400k per month, they won't work.

My bro!!
Leave doz G-Boys n dier Sympathizers here!!
Greed or Desire for Vanity Lifestyle is dier Problem!!

Young Nigerians see Davido, Wizkid, Drake,Cardi B, Migos, E-Money, Tiwa Savage, Nicki Minaj,etc on TV n wish to be Dem!!

But Real Wealth is not made in 6 or even 12 months!!

Many now become Yahoo boys/Run girls to make Quick wealth n give you flimsy excuse abt d govt..

Guess wat, even all dier Boastings, Many FAIL in d Wealth pursuit n secretly beg or cheat dier friends, parents, siblings to still survive..

So Who's deceiving who??

livinbygrace:
Guy he be like say you no like as you dey type comfortably from your home or until dey decend on you?There is serious hunger in the land and if care is not taken something else worse than Yahoo is coming.Everybody get him own race ,So enough of this nonsense Take Note !

My brother
Hunger is everywhere!!

Me I dey manage myself with my Small fone n small money!!
We don't need to go into Illegal stuffs to make money for dis Life!!

Our problem with Young Guys/Girls is DESIRE FOR QUICK WEALTH!!
Everybody wants to be Davido, Wizkid, Cardi B, Nicky Minaj, E-Money,etc within 6 months!!
Is it Possible??

True Wealth takes Time to build!!

So Guy, manage d small u get!! U go still enjoy dis Life!!

bluefilm:
Eyaaaaa.... lecturer is not measuring Dick with some of his students.

And discovering that his own dick is growing shorter and shorter with each passing day.

I know that feeling.

But to tell you the truth Mr Lecturer, Yahoo Boys are the least of your concern right now.

Your major concern should be how to impart sustainable knowledge that will arrest the dwindling standard of education in your country right now.

In case you are not aware of it Mr. Lecturer, Yahoo Boyism is a direct fall out of that fallen standard of education.

Mr Bluefilm!!
I like reading ur comment.

But I disagree with you on dis one!!

D Lecturer has a Big Right to Feel bad about Internet Fraud aka Yahoo or Bombing according to DamnNiggar Slawormir.. !!

Infact All Nigerians n any Right-thinking person should be worried!!

Some might be our Friends but dier numbers is rising Astronomically!! Soon all Nigerian Males fit be G-Boys!!

In my area now, Many go to POS stands to scam d Young 18 yrs boys/girls der because their Clients disappointed dem!!

They can do Worse!!

RexTramadol1:
Omo na d same 2go oooo




For OAU that year, naso we chat like say na the best love story ever




We decided to meet around social sciences basement



As I reach there, wey she message me say she Dey one office for that basement like dis, she say “ I’m on blue gown I will come out now”



Omo as I see her, the dark skin no be here......



Don’t blame me Abeg...... I thought she got burnt one way or the other, naso I pick madt race


Log out, off phone



Later that night I come tell her say my phone die ni ooo



Funny thing, after a long while the girl come fine ooo



Today, organic cream don change the ball game entirely and naso I miss what could have been my first free meal ticket in school.

Oh!!
You see Yourself??
She was now pretty..
You were now regretting!!

Same way our Girls would thrash a Guy but he is Rich n Married, dey start to Regret!!

Diz re lessons tho!!..

mosdii:
Hands up bro, 100% love for you ma nigga

Ah, Oga Mosdii dey exchange Banters??

No, Boss!!
Just dey drop ur 'Killer quote' and ride on!!
Plenty Talk nor fit you!!