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kunkelhanspeter:
I still they wonder if Olamide know place called artillery in PH

It's Simple!!
Omah Lay who is from Port Harcourt must have Told him, probably in d studio..
Or he went der for a Show n saw doz Wild PH Girls..

Plangkat:
collect them both like Rachel and Leah na afterall you are Mr Capable

OP might have to do that. If Both re Interested!!
They might even Like it!! U never see some Girls oo..
Back den, my guy Banged two sisters, just like dis. Elder one showed interest, junior one also show interest to contest with her sister.
Sisters Rivalry sort of,..
Baba had no option but to Fvck both babes!!!!

WoundedLamb:
@OP, find a way to tell her no. If she's explicit with her advances, then explicitly tell her no. If she's implicit with it, the implicitly turn her down as well (maybe friend zoning like someone suggested). Whatever you do, try not to use "brute force". If you hurt her, you might end up messing up her relationship with her sister or outrightly lose your chances of even coming close to her sister. Though your own situation is somewhat peculiar, ladies turn down guys all the time, the reverse shouldn't be a big deal. It

Meanwhile, the kid sister might not even be into you. Such is life.

Really??

As a Guy, particularly in Nigeria, To tell a Lady who tries to Woo you NO requires a Strong Mind!!

because She will so Hate n Dislike you!! You as a lady know wat am saying..

One Pretty Girl I gently said No to Hates me like Sh*t!!
She even refused to Like or Comment on my Birthday Posts when everyone else did!

Ladies really can't cope with Rejection..

Dats y I said, Either he Quits n leaves both Girls alone or He Fvcks Both!!

Knowing Girls, d Elder one will even prefer d latter..
Bang me n my Sister,Dan rejecting me for Her or even another..

Many Girls can't deal with being turned down. OP should not Try it!!

TONYE001:
Please how do you diagnose high blood pressure by looking at an individual?

My brother, There re some persons dat watching Dem closely, you will know dey have some ailments or re sick..
E.g TB Joshua. In 2011-2019, he was Vibrant!! But in d last Two years, he was looking Pale n not strong.
He probably was battling an ailment as age has crept in..
It's normal but some Nigerian Pastors claim that dey re Above Illness!!
Even Gov Wike today on Channels TV was looking so dull n Sickly..

Jman06:
These pastors refuse to seek medical care when sick all in the name of miracle healing! Some of them contracted covid19 and carried it around without getting treated, until major damages are done to their systems and next thing you'll here is that they have died suddenly.

Take T.B Joshua for instance, mere looking at him would reveal that he was a potential candidate for high blood pressure. But he was there banking on some miracles instead of getting treated and managed with some God-given antihypertensive drugs until cardiac arrest struck and claimed his life. It's so unfortunate because he was a good man who understood that for life to go on on earth, we should be selfless and reach out to the needy. May his soul rest in peace.

Thank you!!

I said it yesterday in replying one Major Ovakporaye, dat Be you Pastor or Church member, you must pay good attention to your Health!!

because some Pastors boasts with claims such as 'I have not been sick for 30 yrs, Ur Faith is bigger Dan Sickness, A Believer cannot catch a virus',etc

Some of dier members Ignorantly follow doz Funny Beliefs..

N I know d likes of Adeboye, Ibieyiomie, Oyedepo,etc will hav Foreign doctors attending to Dem..

Make pple dey get Sense Abeg..

omohayek:
Ah, yes, so because someone doesn’t comment on one particular thing of interest to you, they’ve forfeited the right to speak about anything else? I’d be surprised if your IQ reached the double digits with an argument that ludicrous.

My brother, I find it surprising oo..

A president in a democracy bans Twitter (A National n International communication site for News, Football, Business Trends, etc) n some pple see Nothing wrong in it.

Criticizing doz dat see the wrong n DANGER in Julbrin's action!

Damn, Some pple though!

BRATISLAVA:
The woman battery advocate with 4 pairs of trousers.

Nigeria is a sick land. The people who should hide for the evils they've propagated have no sense of shame.

Aha!! So You have given him a name, already!!
He never advocated for Women Battering!!
He himself said over 50 yrs of marriage, he has never laid a finger on his Wife!!

Just that as an Old Generation Person, He is just angry about Increasing Marriage Breakups n somehow blames Young Wives for it!!

Even Patience Ozokwor complained recently about d Increasing Divorce rate in Nigeria, that it Surprises her Alot!!

habsydiamond:
it depend on ur pocket oo... U can give birth to 16 children as long as u are financially OK.. Unlike some people that will born 20 and give one small bowl to all of them to go fend for themselves.... See Life sha...

Lol,
You got d Guy wrong.
He was talking about Trousers!!
You were now referring to number of Children..
N you got some Likes??

LadySarah:
Is Twitter more important than the lives being wasted in his home state?

Stop the proceedings and let your colleagues debate important issues and not twitter.
I'm all for FOI and democracy but we must be alive to enjoy it.

Nigerian lives matters first!

Quite a pity, you don't see it.
Dis Twitter issue is d Biggest Offence Buhari/APC has committed against d Nigerian pple!!
Taking away Freedom of Speech because of Criticism!! Soon, dey might track pple's Accounts!
Did Pres Goodluck Jonathan or Pres Obasanjo ever try such Evil??

It was Gen Abacha dat tried such Rubbish last by going after TELL, GUARDIAN, etc in the late 1990's.
D Imposters@Aso Rock are Following his Foolish Footsteps!!

What a Brave Politician n a True Patriot!!

Tiv pple are known to be Fearless, like Ijaws, so I wonder how dey became Soft since Ortom took over power in 2015..

I only pray his Fellow PDP n also some APC Lawmakers Stand dier Ground against HouseBoy Gbajabiamila!!

Despite all his Nice English, Gbajabiamila is proven to be the most Useless, weakest n Incompetent Speaker in the history of our Democracy.

Even Corrupt Patricia Etteh n Dimeji Bankole showed Maturity n competence in handling issues.
Dis one is just a Clown n a big joke of a Leader. Prolly worse Dan Desmond Elliot!!

Shame on him!!
Shame on Fellow slave, Lawan!!
Shame on Slave-master Tinubu!!
N Big Shame on Julbrin d Imposter!!
As for Bubu Buhari, Shame on him as he Roasts in Hell with Man Deve!!

ki02020:
Good one from Gej


I had a dream Lagos will experience a wrecking flood this year

Ur Dream is just a dream. Will not come to pass..

Hmm, Relationship matter.
Dis ur mission ehn.. Don't want to say it's doomed to fail..

Remember dat pple's hearts re involved!!

You did not state whether d younger one likes or has any feelings for you..If she does, You will have to Bang two sisters oo..

because dat elder one will be so Angry if u ditch her for her younger sister..It will even cause Family problem.

Either you Quit dis 'Feelings triangle' or U Fvck d two sisters!

Don't pick one out of d two Girls...

MajorOvakporaye:
YOU BETTER SHUT UP THERE!!!

Bro, He has a Point!! As a Pastor, Religious leader or regular Christian, you should be taking care of ur Health!!

You will see some Pastors boasting 'I have never taken Medicine for 30years' and they might hav some unknown ailments.
Some of dier members now develop d Terrible mindset of not taking drugs or going for check up..

While some Big Pastors dismiss or downplay ailments such as Malaria, typhoid, Covid-19,etc saying 'Ur faith is bigger Dan any kind of disease'

Meanwhile I know smart ones like Oyedepo, Adeboye,Ibieyiomie, etc have d Best Medical experts from even foreign countries attending to Dem secretly..

Lesson is: No one is Bigger Dan illness, whether as pastor, Bishop or Pope!!
RIP to Bishop TB Joshua.

Where is Mr FalseProphet1 aka This I have seen??
How come you did not see this?!

Then someone said in another thread dat This can be a stunt by SCOAN crew to Brighten d image of Prophet TB Joshua..

Wat do u see??
Will TB Joshua resurrect??

Even Here, some educated Fools will call you IPOB once you criticize d incompetent Jubrin in Aso Rock..
A Whole Twitter is now IPOB controlled?? Some of diz Northerners re so Empty-Headed!! I wonder y some Yorubas align with Dem..

Irojonun:
As a Catholic, I am disappointed with Bishop Onoja and the entire Enugu diocese for trying to caged Mbaka. Mbaka has been outspoken since the return of democracy in Nigeria. He should not be caged now when his voice is needed most.

Wat kind of a Catholic re you??

Mbaka is an embarrassment to all Catholics n Christians in Nigeria Generally!!

Told us Buhari is Godsent n will bring Prosperity!! Note he did not say as personal feelings but Said GOD TOLD HIM!!

Buhari failed woefully. Instead of him to own up n apologize to Igbos n all Nigerians, he did not!! Was still giving pple hope!!

Wen he started calling Aso Rock on Phone n dey didn't pick, he started to Attack Buhari..
Now started to Stylishly support IPOB n Biafra to win d hearts of Igbos.

Is this a Noble person??

He is a Suspicious Character n must be monitored carefully.

D Catholic Church did d RIGHT THING!!

SmartPolician:
Vinnie2000, thanks for the mention

You re welcome, Boss!!..

In 2016 when a colleague of mine told me about it!!
Den, Was going to sites such as
(Naijapal)
Naijaloaded (By Makinde)

Before moving to this Great site, Nairaland!! Kudos to d founder, Seun n others such as Lalastica, Mynd44, etc.

Shout-out to
NwaAmaikpe
Slawormir
SmartPolician
Luminous
Mr FalseProphet
Righteousness89 or 12
Do d Right thing(d guy dat used to cancel Righteousness89's comment.. )
Liposure
Mosdii
Angelfrost
Ebukahades
Fergie..n many wonderful pple..

Their comments made me register..

Also Political analyst MannaBBQGrill (let me Not Call him Vulture today)
Sarrki..
Sapphire d Intellectual Babe(Gets me angry most times)..

Great people on d site.
Kudos to yall.

pegix:
Na slawormir bring me here o

Lols..
Slawormir da Damn Niggar..
The Sticky Vagina fluids man..
Bomber of WeChat..
N follower of his Grandfather's advice..
Very funny dude..

Last yr, some Fools started to copy him, saying Shitty stuffs like
Nnamen, Sophisticated whatever..
Sparogative..

Pple should be original n b themselves..Dats one thing I like about him..

FalseProphet1:

Aha!!
Just an emoji??
Nothing on what d future holds for dis girl forming 'Angelina Jolie d tomb raider' or NYSC itself??

tariqjabr:
Inzhagii, skillful sharp shooter that year

Dis is not Filippo Inzaghi,, who was a Sharpshooter for AC Milan doz days, under Carlo Ancelotti o..

Dis should be his brother, I guess..I think he played for Lazio!!

Fillipo Inzaghi currently coaches either Torino or Benevento..

tradepunter:
1 hard traget
2 true lies
3 rambo
4 India film when papa dy fight Pekin he come see birth mark... Come remember the guy is his
5 commando
7 Terminator 1

D Indian film is 'MARD' by Amitabh Baachchan. D Guy is a Legend in Indian film industry. Also acted Toofan n other Classics

@d OP!!
Kudos to you!!
Love dis ur post!!

I can see 'Hard Target' by Jean Claude Van Damme!! Dat movie is like Titanic!! All time Classic. Dat Standing on d bike scene ehn..

Can also see 'Mard' by Amitabh Baachchan!!
Also 'True lies' by Arnold Schwazenegger
Also 'Commando' by same Annie..
Also 'Waterworld' by Kevin Costner.
Also 'Con air' by Nicholas Cage.
Nice list..

Tuface-Ole
Tuface-Right here
Chris Brown, Kevin McCall, Tyga-Deuces
Kanye West-Heartless (Dis Song ehn)
Dare Art Alade- The Girl I used to know

helinues:
Aketi is misfiring.. Funnily, he might be nursing the ambition of senatorial position after his second term as a governor

He should take things easy

You re a Weak Person, sorry to say!! I wonder d kind of husband you will make!!
Even small children in Nigeria knows dat Senate is an albatross to d country, with dier huge salaries n Allowances!!
You re here saying Akeredolu is Misfiring!! Try Get sense oo!!

Akeredolu should be very Careful!!
He is rare gem Politician obviously!!
He also defended IPOB against the schemes of Hausa-Fulani Mafia who must knows about d death of Gulak!!
He should be calculative in his moves henceforth!!
APC Demons might send EFCC, DSS or unknown gunmen to him!!
God shall protect Akeredolu!!

bluefilm:
My students think I am their Lord and Personal Saviour

Lolss, Mr Bluefilm!!

Reminds me of my NYSC Days in Benue State where I was Teaching!!
D students didn't joke with me@All because of my vast knowledge in sports, sciences, Fashion, Entertainment n even Relationship issues!!

I was like Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte or Lenin to Dem!!

If I was talking ehn..

I left when dey wer on 2nd term holiday!! I guess dey would have Literally Begged me to Say!!..