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Creative moves. It just remain weight capacity and insulation.

I will like to see the tires turn. Nice try at the effort to help humanity.

They are showing what they teach there, stupidity as an undergrad/graduate course. After they will criticize the north. Hypocrisy and Nigeria are too entangled.

Can Nigeria ever be clean for a year in any ten mile radius. Kudos to this couple tho, good luck.

This one na airport abi na warehouse. Nigerians and trust be like oil and water.

Lol. See as that guy with yellow raise hand like praise and worship. E dun clear for hin eye, reality dun be hin paddy. Anyway, if them no kill or get intentions to kill like with weapons, then small beating and police handover seem like the right way to go.

Interesting...

Jagermeister:
THERE IS A WITCH IN EVERY WOMAN!
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This is a very interesting story and a lesson for men.

(To men) Please take time to ponder. �

(To women) Just enjoy the story. �

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom.

The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question was:
*What do women really want?*

Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man. And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but first he would have to agree to her price.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, and Arthur's closest friend. Young Arthur was horrified.

She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.

He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden.

But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered.

Arthur's question thus:
"What a woman really wants?"

She said, "A woman wants to be in charge of her own life."

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth, and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was. The neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his freedom. And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him.

The most beautiful woman he had ever seen was sitting by the bed.

The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth become her horrible and deformed self only half the time, and be the beautiful maiden the other half.

"Which would you prefer?" She asked him. "BEAUTIFUL during the DAY... OR at NIGHT?"

Lancelot pondered the predicament.

During the day, he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!

OR,

would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day? But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous moments with?

(If you are a man reading this) What would YOUR choice be?

(If you are a woman reading this) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?

And Lancelot's choice is given below...

BUT, please make YOUR choice first before you scroll down below!

OKAY?

Knowing the answer the witch gave to Arthur for his question, Sir Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time, because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now, what is the moral to this

The moral is...

1. There is a 'witch' in every woman, no matter how beautiful she is. It's how a man manages it

2. If you let a woman decide on her own she gives u the best.

Culled from Whatsapp.

Heavy zombie moves, or is it only when questions are asked.

Mumu moves from the guy. African people need to learn to lock up, if she/he no gree, keep it moving. No be wickedness suppose be your next move.

Blocking moves for other parties is not a good exit. Leave your life and let her live her's. If her friends pressured you in many ways then and now, i bet (even without knowing this person) that he would do what she did.

Trained vulture doing what it was taught or even a drone. Probably dropped it on your compound or near it. If not for ignorance, the investigation will be leaning towards trying to have a database of those known to be training birds around a certain square mile from the so called palace.

President Mumuari, ur security policies are failing from f+ to f-.

Lol. That also resembles the scale of the hope to succeed in Nigeria compared to many countries outside of Africa.

Thrash moves. You can do better, apologize to Nigerians on prime time TV about your lack of trust in the country that entrusted you their votes.

adetayo234:
You are not just a fool, you seem to have swallowed a good dose of imbecility. The Yoruba nation is country in its own, same for the igbo nation, the tiv nation, the hausa/fulani nations, etc. If your useless head fails to reason, you should know that the colonial masters joined these countries together for their own pleasure and to make administration easy for them.

Are you some coma resurrect not to know? Empty headed fool.

Ewu those are tribes with different ways of life. If there were good leadership that preached and worked for unity and inclusiveness with respect and equality, who would be talking about different nations, eg land reform, tied infrastructural successes-eg roads, agriculture, security, etc. When we decided to be democratic it was also a pact between the people and their leadership(responsibility jobs); that leadership don't have to be going through many channels when it is supposed to be as direct as possible; may i remind you that the shortest distance between two points is a straight line. Nigeria is so backward in comfort and development that it is beyond pitiful, it is dire. No time to play around. For every money or so called developments that these people bring, they hinder even better developments in the big picture. Your foolishness is covered in ignorance, so you get a pass.

*Reminder: my neighbor say i should remind you that that fool you call daddy(dead or alive) is 10% of your dna, na him(neighbor) and hin friend get 60% of your dna, in other words, dem dey happy say dem make the right choice by denying you at birth, you divisive b*tch.

adetayo234:
Your cursed father is an archaic bastardd. I guess your prosstitute mother could have insisted on a condom, and the world would have been spared of you, Mr immbecile.

Go and join all the kings together now, because you want integration.

You are so dead in the head not to know that Nigeria is a combination of different countries.

You are a joke to call Nigeria a combination of different countries when people with more population are running more assimilated, more advanced, and more prosperous countries. I no get time go back and forth with you who was a result of a drunk man and a greedy prostitute. I sabi handle your type. Dm me if e pain you like that, make we negotiate meeting point so that you go fit bring your anger come try luck, full time idiot like you. Archaic fool. My last response to a faceless idiot.

adetayo234:
If your sense is functional, you will realise that England has one king because the entire England was conquered in a war by the Crown in London.

You sound like those idiots who see themselves as inferiors and backward because they are Africans.

And have you asked yourself what are the benefits of the Crown in England?

Ewu i dun already tell you in other words, say damn with the benefits of the crown. Nigeria needs integration and many walls needs to be broken for all of Nigeria's people to integrate. This chief moves are one of them that needs to be broken. Their disadvantages are more than their advantages especially in Nigeria.
History tells us that our fore fathers didn't have light, then why are complaining. History also tells us that people trek long distances across state lines back in the day and with animals too, i hope these are your favorite modes of transportation you archaic fool.

alan056:
You're a foolish fool. If you've got no ideas to present, why discourage others? Next time, just shut you mouth fool

Bro rethink your insults; he is making very valid points. Wise words i must say.

adetayo234:
I'm sure Queen of England will want to hear your gibberish. While at it, you should also tell us the difference between Queen Elizabeth and any other king or queen elsewhere.

Abeg fade jor. Is Nigeria on any level with England in civility, law and order, education, infrastructure, etc England has one queen for them, we have a bunch of fools parading themselves around and disturbing the government by running parallel government. What is wrong with Nigerians self? Why have we chosen to be dumb and foolish? We don't like equality in dignity, we enjoy wickedness, we know right but do wrong. Lastly, i don't support the queen of England but i don't have a say because England is not my country, as for Nigeria, i have spoken my mind for progress.

That still don't warrant able bodied men parading themselves around in the name of archaic titles. I blame their so called subjects. To me if it's not about respecting the elders due to good behavior then you have to be a elected official or a legitimately appointed one not based on sketchy history.

Na only guys? . Weak party.

This is because many Nigerian guys have low self esteem, if its not money, is looks, its control, etc. They shame ladies on a daily but want freaks because the guys judging are freaks themselves. They can like control ehn.

I have always said nigeria is a dirty, i mean very dirty country as a whole. North Korea is way cleaner than Nigeria. No joke.

When will these leaders learn that teaching nigerians to fish ie building the infrastructure for a credible society is the best bet. Then you can build assisted living and care for the disabled and old. May God help the lady and her plight. What will you do for the others behind her? Nigeria aka the beggar economy.

Abeg comot there, travel to another country for more than 100 days without regards to the country you lead. Your economic policies and actions are 5%, your security policies and actions are 5%, your power generation policies and actions are 10%, the integrity i thought you'd bring to Nigeria is a 10% on any credible score card. All F s, you have failed woefully so now you have resorted to full blown tribalism. Mr fake president you have failed woefully.

She shouldn't have spoken. If I am to recall correctly, she said she didn't know the order they were planning, na black soap before. I beg apply knowledge and close mouth.

My condolence to those affect. May God see you through. See as gutter level dun dey rise solid to road level.

No army there now, if na to tell conductor "official" before them enter bus, na quick quick. Let the govt not take this lightly.

Read real news and old news and books that respected editing. Listen to radio station especially news and watch or listen to documentaries including sports stations. If its american watch american news stations and documentaries, if its british, do the same as american, but as a naija - mix the american flow with british articulations- (some times).

In short keep reading and listening and then speaking for as long as you can, it is a working progress with a gradual confidence.

E dun go identify and catch up with that viking/baggar senator. In other words, this was a cult reunion. Nigeria dey one corner situation or dance right now. The condition of stupidity dun dey be permanent and a lot of nigerians no care.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkp3VNm0rqI

Feed their dead bodies to tigers and lions in the zoos.

This entitled fool is bound to be played around until her ugly no go gree move around again.

This is a divisive president o. the shell for my eyes dun clear well. Instead of being inclusive by saying our brothers and sisters, u are busy saying your sons. If this guy mumu na building, e for be one of the highest skyscrapper. ewu. Everyday u keep making the case for biafra. old fool

This country and disgrace be like 5&6.