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@ Arik, I wont even use dem again......@ festac, no place like home cos I was even born in Goldencross (festac) buh wat kan I say? No more agboju market lolssss....

Av a safe trip

GboyegaD: I have another flight to catch up at 7am so that I can meet up with an International flight scheduled for 10am the morning I arrive. I have been adding them in my prayer since the day someone told me that they usually leave Nigeria very late cos when I was coming back, we left at about 12:30 which was fair although the flight was for 12noon.
Hope you aren't missing Festac too much?

@Ms Nas! I will contact u shortly .....festac no dey carry last.
@ GboyegaD rep'n festac too

Av missed alot @ thread....30 somtin pages to catch up wit

Lolsssss!!!!!! D tin is I dint complete d story ooo! My flight was in july 22nd. D rest of d story wulda bin interesting buh I jus never completed it. I wrote ds wan cos I was jus so bored at JFK while waiting on my next flight....tnx all dsame lols

bigfrancis21: @Virgin Ice...

I so much love your story. I'm laughing real hard at it. A Nigerian girl in US for the first time. Must be quite a shocker for the difference in technology and environment.





Those parts got me laughing the hardest! Lmao

Can't wait to read the rest of your story. Safe journey to Kansas.

Bros! We wer suppose to leave 11.50pm. Imagine d flimsy excuse: NO FUEL! Since mrn, wat wer dey doing Ppl signed petition against dem dat night. If u don't av a connecting flight or u aint rushing, u'd b good. I jus pray u don't experience der issues

GboyegaD: Welcome to the land of the free and the home of the brave. There is a part of your story I have a question on. Do you mean your Arik flight didn't leave Nigeria until 4am? I have heard so much about these guys and I am beginning to get scared that hope it isn't a wrong airline to have booked my ticket with cos I got a 7am flight the morning we are expected to land.

Shulda posted dis a week bfor buh bin so busy.........MY TRIP (wrote dis on my way to kansas @ JFK):

So we left Festac after a serious stressful time, cooking, arrangin my load, and all. We left and chatted to d airport. I cleared and was lucky d immigration officer dint give me much trouble. My dad was jus parahing lol and my bro was forming 'I sabi d airport wella' buh den, I ignored all dat. Got my boarding pass and was ready. I filled a short form den we left to d park to break our fast. It was so fun every1 cracking jokes, my uncle inclusive, laughing and eating. Den my eldest bro came to join us. We prayed and my dad, including my nephew, stayed behind while d odas and I went back into d airport arena. We strtd to snap funny pictures to d extent dat oda airport users focused attention on us. We wer just entertaining dem freely. I later queued and Bee stayed with me on d queue. Even ppl on d queue noticed my whole family being an entertaining one. We just kept on laughing, d security man passing d travelers was also laughing with us. I joined d queue, said goodbye with love n hugs, smiled and waved. Dey all turned back and dat was d beginning of new experience.
The guy on my queue liked my family so we got chatting, I got to knw e is an interesting guy who was goin to london. We checked in and went our separate ways. Den my fone batry was almst flat. Still, my besty femi called me. We chatted, I cald bee, cald tito, cald my bro bfor begging a guy who was gonna board my flight to borrow me his chrger. He did even if it was nt worth it. We later went tru anoda check, I was wit dis 2 yoruba chatter box women who wer just cracking me up. I saw a saucy family (akata) and so many ppl. Our flight was den delayed till 4am. I was hungry den but was glad wen we left Nigeria. My seat no was A28 (window seat) I was so happy, I saw a last view of lagos, it was spectacular. This wasnt because I was gonna miss lagos but it was just d dim lights dat sparkled tru d glass...it was bye to Nigeria
My TV wasnt workin so I used my nebur's own. Saw movies, played game, listened to music, slept, ate and all. Wen we got close to NY and wer aving breakfast, I was seeing a movie that brought back memories of som1, I bursted into tears and was hiding it cos my nebur was like 13yrs and I ad taken care of his cold all tru d flight. I drew myself togeda, and looked foward to wat was ahead...JFk. D cloud reminded me of angels and purity, it was like we were in a virgin palace but this feeling could nt b compared to my first sight of NY. It was simply magical, every1 clapped wen we touched Obama land in peace. We got down and d first tin I saw was a german Sheppard security dog, it was so huge I doubled my steps bfor it reaches me lol. I went for my first screening, den immigration screening and no ilegal food was detected in my load. I payed 5 dollars for a cart to roll my bags to terminal4 wer I got a boarding pass for kansas. I payed 60USD for boarding my 2bags, den I strtd to get confuse of d road I shud pass. Eventually took d elevator to 3rd floor wer I met a huge queue buh I joined and was screened in. I went to d restroom and brushed my teeth, changed my underwear and shirt. Washed my face with my soap and clensed it. I wore a light makeup and dint care abt d ppl dat wer comin n goin inside d restroom. I later went for window shopping, I sprayed different perf to test and dint buy any (emi omo Naija), den I went into anoda shop, bought a top, 2 stockings, and I neck pillow (after my rough flight to JFK, mi o gbodo ma ra). I now did asheju, I went to KFC to buy food dat I can't finish!!! It was terrible dat I ad to go and do number2. I tried so hard to call ppl but none....I cald seun who was to pik me up wit a pay fone and e dint pik, I was angry I wasted 1 dollar for nothing (150naira). I bought a chrger to chrg my fone cos d mouth of socket in America na wa! Naija charger no fit enta smh. I spoke to a chinese babe sha den went to wer I wud get a shuttle to c64 for my next flight. Wen I dint no wat I was doing, I jus sat down der until my brain said STAND UP madam and find ur way. I dd and we entad bus to a far end. I forgot to add dat wen I wanted to do screening for d second pass, I jus saw ppl movin inside glass! I was shocked and was like, ewo re o? My brain now clicked it was a transparent train. A train at 3rd floor!!! Naija, foolish govt, bfor we go reach dis technology ehn, 2040 go don reach lol. Now am seated listening to music, waiting to board kansas flight. Oh anoda tin, I saw one teenager in pink and blond hair wit mad heels and a saucy face dat says 'everybody is beneath me' she made me rememba all those high school brats, I just laughed cos her AKO na 'out of da world' kinda ako. Funny I liked and checked her outfit well....dis announcer calling d flights is too loud and too fast. I no dey hear her jere. Bfor I forget to mention, I av counted tattoo upto 50 today smh....PEACE

Please Nlanders travelin on monday 22 jul wit arik to JFK or kansas shud quote me so I can send u a PM. Don't wanna b bored

D story of ur file.....





Can cause a life

uchi4jah:

I woke up this morning a while ago with a smile
Heard a chime
I first ate a lime
Then decided to go online
To satisfy my desire
My desire of wanting to know if I had a refire
I mean a reply about my file
With a little dime
A dime of data bytes
I went online
Clicked my mail file
Logged in, in style
Lo and behold, several new files
One in particular made me to cry
A happy cry
Opening the file
I saw some bits
Bits of the file
Starting with 'Thank You'
Guy, I needed a chill pill
I almost peeped some natural vine
I read on, line by line
My internal light going both dim and bright
Finally, I thought, this was the file
I will wine and dine








Summary of file is my file is still under processing.
Its Funny that I'm still in line....


THIS WAS MEANT TO SERVE AS 'few minutes' CHILL PILL

@ Bimmey, ur courage and optimism is very encouraging, I like ur spirit and am sure u wl get ur visa approved d next time. Am not wishing u luck, am saying : Go and collect ur visa once u re apply #STAMPED!

To oder visa aspirant/applicant, learn from dis highly spirited/courageous/focused/... being

Quoted u earlier but wrongly so I guess u dint knw I was refering to u. U don't need anytin aside d white slip to pick up ur pasport afterall ur face is on ur pasport lol. Jus go, dey ll make u minute original copy received by u on d white paper and collect it das all. Ur I 20 will b givn to u wit ur pasprt.

vivysparkles: I forgot to make a copy of my passport before submitting o and I don't have a national ID or driving license...what do I do?

So dis yeye thread neva die!!!
#SpitsOnPEJ'sShoe

Nothing madam, just d white paper u wer given. They'll ask for ur name and make u minute on d paper dat original pasport was colectd by u, signed n dated. Ur I 20 will b inside d passport folded.
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would av said somtin nasty to u, buh den, meet me in anoda tread for dat dis is one of my fav thread so I wuld jus go to bed like u suggested. Omo de l'on se e ! Emi kid? Iya arugbo like me...

Ricky Rozay: It is pass ur bed time.. Go to bed jor...

Stop judging u dis ricky. If u av a P wit her, take it outside d thread. Pls no condeming here abi ewo ni fire? SmH

Ricky Rozay: Really, Irony of reality.. I tink u r day dreaming.... Wake up. You are toying wth FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, dey do. Also depends on d sch sha buh most schs do from wat av heard

teexzle: Do phd applicants write gre too

I have 3 physicis as close frnds doing phD. Dey will never leave and even try to infect odas wit der weirdness abt d course....I tink it depends on pipu arnd her, she wl do great, I foresee...

Congrats Ms Nas and vivy, welcome to d club. Congrats in advance to all visa applicants for dis fall.you wl all hear goodnews BGG! Amen

RedReact: Ms Nas, quantum-wise, in the spirit of Einstein, Erico Fermi, Heisenberg, Paul Dirac, Schrodinger, I say congratulations.
Physicists are just too much because their heads are there.
But one thing I have noticed is that many of our Nigerian physicists are leaving that field; a good friend of mine is planning to leave the field, while I myself have taken a bow out of that line. Saw a physics thread and looks like many are leaving the path of Physics for other fields and recently, we are loosing a vivacious YOU to the world of technical/information science.
One thing I know is this; Physicists are badass crooks blasting and blazing in their fields chosen cos it is in our spirit. I am waiting to see your name on the prestigious "hall of fame" of life.
All the best in your career!!!

pls if u av mouth odour, ignore dis guy!!!

MRbrownJAY: Bro Dexplorer, come on now, if women were that easy then it wouldnt be fun anymore to chase them. although you made a lot of sense, you failed in the three replies.......let me be the devil's advocate here (or lets just pretend we are dealing with REAL smart babes) as your replies are just too cheap:



in order to win that girl (and equally make her work for yours), you need to go for that kiss, move your lips towards hers but not actually kiss her. just get so close to her lips that she can feel your warmth there, and let her do the last move. she can either STAY THERE meaning she wants you to kiss her, MOVE AWAY which means she does not want to kiss you or she can simply move to KISS YOU which means you did an excellent job that she couldnt resist!

Imperiouxx!!! Don't kee person wit laugh @ all dem smileys. LMAO!!!

Thread gone Hawt! Lol

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Abuja is cool. You'll b fine. I was der, met a new frnd der who was for undergrad. We wer both given. Jus calm down, wish u success dear

Chris407: Who has been in Abuja for his/her interview for fall 2013 how did it go and are they really strict this time around??

Awwwwwwww, so many beautiful news........God is great. Congrats to all newly approved visas.
Stay focus n God bless u all

To d expectants, ur testimonies shall b greater dan d previous in this Holy month, Amen!!!...

For ur tiny mynd

Mynd_44: E pain am

Flytefalls: Penelope is lusty, sweet and only 3mins 10 secs long

EMERE, OYIBOYI, olorinla

Mynd_44: Witch

I wanna no now ,plus u need to ask ursef @ ur question

Mynd_44: How does that concern you?

ow does penelope inspire u? Do u need a man to break a spell for u?

Flytefalls: Persephone. Amelié. Pénélope.

Congratulations!!! more to come....waiting

topzy2000: I thank God for his Favour. My visa was approved today at the Lagos Embassy. 2mins Interview and just 3 questions.

I will post the details soon.

Thanks to everyone that contributed to my earlier questions.. bigfrancis and all..

Congrats to those who got der Visa
@ d 299 GRE score, it isn't so bad if u can apply to schools dat say GRE not compulsory buh may give u an edge. Rememba u av SOP, CGPA, letter of recomendation, TOEFL
Av seen pipu wit lower gre scores gaining admission. Sure it is low but den it isn't terrible. Wish u luck

Story stoory? Stooooorrrryyy!!! #teamBadBoy4life#

aromon: [b][/b] but dont you think that people that takes such thing can be terible, he can even decided to kill you one day. i think u need to change ur mentality about that.

Apum aka biko

DICKtator: Did you mention my name?

U r reading my mind dont make me trip for u oooo

virginadams: Oh babyyy...i love that...girls like it wen u go gaga but noy hurting them o

@ 19 , u must b high! Shioooor!!!

Al PicapcI: longing after being a single mother or a young widow.

Me I like bad boys dat smoke, drink, club, womanize... it turns me on

Wat of Agbara nla!!! . Hated dis movie wit passion

Mynd_44: Koto aiye, Labe Orun and Ogeri Elemosho

yeah that's how we do it