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Cerebellum:
You self be mumu

A literate person will undoubtedly say "let's check goggle" lobatan....see them few seconds stammering.

SILENTandSMART2:
Don't mind me.....

Stupidquestions:
Should I teach you how to fvvck someone like that?
I have done it 3 times with 3 different ladies I have once lived in three different houses i had lived
But your first step is a wrong one
U don fvck up already by toasting her. U can fvck her without toasting her...but u people will never learn with ur Useless feelings.

SmellySperm:
Una no dey shame for all this display of mentally paralyzed threads?

Obakashdee:
Is you a man, is man a you? I definitely feel a mouth hotness on my nipples and even the tingling when it’s touched, pleasure is there for sure except a man with no feelings sha

Obakashdee:
You lie, you definitely lie Oga!
Do you know the amount of nerve endings on the nipples? It’s never the same as sucking your fingers

Qualer:
Uche m dikwa there nú!! Imaró how far?

Qualer:
nwanyi awka, kee ije?

Qualer:
nwanyi awka, kee ije?

Praxis758:
The impact of Chinese missiles on any of the US aircraft carriers will be like catapulting an armoured tank with a stone

Kimjongun:
Lol I don't have 7k? Na your type dey lead those girls to perdition

JasonJidenna:
7:13am (Nigeria Time)

This is what someone in his late 20s could think about.

pansophist:
That I'm susceptible to fraud even if my senses and eyes are sharp like an Eagle.

It was in high school when I manage save like 5k then. I went to Oshodi to buy a phone, and one of those boys standing on the street advertised his phone to me for even 3x cheaper than the price. I was like mehn, this is scam. I knew this type of scam so I ignored.

But again, he persisted and I decided to just check it out and said to myself, how can he scam me when I'm not even ignorant of the trick? So I followed him to an open secure place and he gave me the phone to operate. I opened it to be sure it has not been overworked inside, checked the screws and battery and it seems good and genuine. He said its 5k (a 15k phone minimum), I believed he stoled it and even if I was hiding my excitement to get such a big phone for such a cheap price, I still priced it to 3500 naira, and he grudgingly agreed, telling me its because its the first time and he wanted to make me a customer. I was soooo happy.

He remove his sim, switched off and packaged the phone, gave it to me but I refused, I said he should turn it on, let me be sure he gave me the right phone. He did and right in front of my eyes, gave me the phone and he told me to leave quickly that agberos would want to collect money if they saw we are doing business, so as a sharp guy that just secured a cheap ass price of a big phone, I bounced off happily.

I was on my way home when I slipped my hands into my pocket to feel my new phone and alas, it was sticky and gummy, it was like a bomb exploded in my chest, i took my hand without the phone and it was smelling fufu fufu, alas, I took the phone out and as suspected, it was stuffed with fufu in it. Heaven and hell could not contain my anger that day. I was so angry and felt soo stupid that I went back to search for the guy with a friend to beat him public style, but he is no where to be found. Even the shop we did business at denied knowing him. Up till this day, I can't tell if it was juju or I'm just being stupid, non-attentive or all of the above.

I'm not even angry about the scam, the pain is that I was scam with my eyes fully open and being prepared not to get scammed. All my defenses was nothing in the hands of this scam artist. Since that day, I realise there are areas that where my sense end, others own just begin from there. A whole lagos breed nigga like me got scammed. So damn painful. So yea, when I think of that event I feel really stupid.

OlayemiAshraf:
One scammer called me , claimed to be bank official , he asked for bank details , Stoopid me gave him everything , after 7 days , my salary entered acct , 70k , I was dancing , that it's time to party , until i saw debit alert , all 70k ... I almost ran mad ...