₦airaland Forum

MayflowerB:
Nonsense.

I would like to see you put on that jeans Wanna see you full length. ..

mizkeleke:
Thank God for ya life but mehnnnnn u gotta start acknowledging God's handiwork....

The story sounds confusing. ..

Who were you mourning when you took your dp ?

SkinnyDude:
nne, if you see what i saw today eh..
one shameless guys was toasting these little girls at a time. and these girls kept insulting him.
he was asking for number, and home address.
i wanted to slap him sha. but i no want wahala.

Paedophiles....

kastonkastrol:
tinubu is really a strategist who understands how Nigeria politics work. Jonathan should have never allowed him to form an alliance with the north. The northwest/southwest alliance is one that can never be beaten in Nigeria. The moment I saw odualand states being won by buhari, I knew that it was game over for jonathan.

Unfortunately, an igboman can never be president if he doesn't form an alliance with one of the majority tribes(yorubas or hausas) and that's the bitter truth. Igbos should drop their "I hate north/southwest" attitude if they really want to be relevant in Nigeria's politics

Baddest politician ever liveth

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In another news;

Ambode 2015
We support

Na GEJ cause am....

GentleToks:
Lies from pit of hell. Go and pick a copy of Vanguard and see what really transpired then; it was pure conspiracy btw Ihediowa and Tanbuwal.

Tell me the date and I'll check it out...
So in essence, Tinubu has nothing to do with this.

MEILYN:
Make your comment without saying rubbish.

Its not rubbish. Itvthe truth, atleast give it to GEJ. The truest democrat....the man of the year

Rainess:
Heck yeah! He's very handsome

. You have a unique idea of handsomeness. My ex doesn't like so much beards. I just keep a little bitcos i like it.

wirinet:
Go and learn secondary school government, GEJ has no powers to make anyone speaker. It is not an appointive post but an elective one. The perogative to decide who the speaker is lies with the members of the house of representatives.

Then why wasn't it zoned to yhe SW ?

She couldn't even have waited for some weeks or months before going to see Abdulsalam

GentleToks:
Pls keep your opinion to yourself. Have you been following Nigeria politics for the past 4 years and see how your marginalised people filled up the entire system with Igbos.....

Take a look at this list and tell me how u feel

President - Bayelsa
Petroleum-Bayelsa
Secretary To Federal Govt- Igbo
Deputy Senate-Igbo
Deputy Speaker Igbo
Finance Igbo
CBN IGBO
etc

The only one that was left for Yoruba was Jamb Registrar-Ojerinde.

Jonathan even made an attempt to remove him and place Igbo there before Yoruba elders intervened and warned him from replacing Yorubas with Igbos.

You Yorubas led by Tinubu can be troublesome. When Gej wanted to make the speaker of yhe house a Yoruba lady, what did Tinubu do? He kicked against in not knowing hehas a wicked agenda. His mission was to discredit Gej.

So go and ask Tinubu why he refused to allow the Yoruba woman n to be the speaker, rather giving it to Tambuwal...

QuotaSystem:
We don't know Ali. We didn't see Ali, it was General Abdulsalam we saw negotiating a plea deal with Jonathan for concession in exchange for non prosecution on the day, at the hour the results were being announced. All these tales of Ali not using harsh words on Buhari will not get soft landing for anyone.

Jonathan agreed to call and congratulate Buhari once it was clear Sokoto and Borno votes were going to kick him out, and Abdulsalam ensured his protection from prosecution and Jail if he did so.

Why do you think the call was recorded?
Why do you think Diezani chose to visit him yesterday morning?
Why do you think the Presidency is desperate to convince Nigerians that a highly secure Presidential phone line was hacked and recorded?
Why do you think the Presidency is milking every drop of goodwill from his part of the deal?

We don't know Ali.

Conspiracy theorist at work

Emperoradrian:
I was rushing to my school bus stand to enter the bus before it fills up,then suddenly i hit my left leg against a stone,i now made the sign of the cross and continued my journey,then this girl walked up to me,and asked why i was making the sign of the cross,i replied her "the bible says we should pray at all time".she just laughed and we parted ways....

A week later,i went to buy petrol at the station in my street,i had my earpiece stuffed in my ears,enjoying my highlife by osadebe,....i got to the station,bought the fuel,then on my return journey,someone tapped me and said.."oboy person d call u",when i turned,lo and behold,it was same gal i had met in school,i crossed to the other side of the road to meet her,i didn't know she was the one until she helped me recall....she was with plenty bags,and i inquired what she was doing with all those bags,she said she's just returning from Ph,that she saw me when i passed,and called me but i didnt answer her... I apologized,and asked her if she had any goody for me ,she said i should follow her to her house if i needed one....i declined because i was rushing home to watch UEFA match,and told her i'd come for it another day,after which i collected her number and rushed off.......

On friday that week,i went for a friend's birthday party,and slept over,when i was coming back on saturday evening,i met this same girl on the road,and she said i've been reluctant about coming to visit her,that i must follow her to her lodge that nite,i agreed,when we got to her house,it was a self con room,nice,i loved the paintings on her wall,i was admiring the room,while she was packing her cloths she washed earlier inside,after that,the next thing,she started undressing herself,leaving only her panties and bra on,after which she used her towel to cover herself before entering the bathroom,all this while,i just kept my cool,pressing my fone....she finally came out of the bathroom,and layed down on her bed with only her towel,we talked a few more minutes,before i told her that i'd love to take my leave now....when i got home,she sent me a whatsapp message saying i didn't ask her to offer me anything....

I need your opinions here,was she sending me GREEN LIGHT or was it normal?

No, its an invitation to prayers...

Chukwu94:
When he meet God, he would explain how he used his life both politically and in every area.
Then why do we kill ourselves for what we would still leave. Remember, life is a vapour.

Shattap. If he wasn't in PDP, he wouldn't have died abi? Why are you guys full of hatred?

I know a certain Bukky whose own are like twin towers. They can hold a tennnis ball together

I dont really like American cars .....,,

Rainess:
I love beards

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You like this

francisbiz:

Which PEOPLE WANTED CHANGE?
IS IT THE ISLAMIC JIHADISTS OF FULANI/HAUSA OF THE NORTH?
OR THE YORUBAS OF THE WEST WHO HAVE A BIAFRA-PHOBIA AND SEE ANYTHING FROM THE SOUTH-SOUTH AND SOUHT-EAST AS STILL BIAFRA

NIGERIA WAS AND IS STILL NORTHERN PROTECTORATE, AND SOUTHERN PROTECTORATE WITH A CONSTANTLY BETRAYING CRAFTY SOUTH-WESTERN YORUBAS.

THE SOUTH-SOUTH AND SOUTH-EAST, BY THIS ELECTION, NOW UNDERSTAND WHAT AND WHO THEY ARE.
BY THIS ELECTION RESULT IGBO PRESIDENCY HAS BEEN TAKEN TO THE RECYCLE BIN AGAIN.

It will be difficult not to mention tribalism in Nigerian politics. .... But my prayer is that SE and SS dont get victimised. As we can see apc is mqde up mostly of the Northern and SWest politicians.

brownlord:
If you believe the APC never enticed electorates with money, then you can believe anything.

Jonathan's case got sour because power must return to the north, Incase you did not read the report, the northern governors or senators who are supposed to disburse the ( pocket infrastructure ) money held on to the money in some case some working against the party so as to give victory to the opposition ( the man from their region ).

So you get the gist now? Oh yes and lots of people really wanted the "change" now we have it

There was nothing GEJ could have done for the North to placate them even if he were Jesus. It would have been SAI Buhari or Sai Kwankwaso or Sai, Whoever from the North.

Gej biggest problem was INEC. He could have removed him long ago...

IbnSultaan:
http://omojuwa.com/2015/04/our-biggest-mistake-was-to-appoint-fani-kayode-as-jonathans-campaign-manager-pdp-member/

I wont blame FFK, though his style may not be yhe best. There were wo many problems. The politicians working with Gej failed him.

All the Northern politicians lost their ward.

Good...

Nice apartment. As everywhere for her houde dey white, you sure say she never jiin illuminati?

Sanbuchi:
I met this girl 2yrs ago,she has a beautiful heart,the smile on her face,the truth in her eyes and the touches of her arms are so real with hopes in them..her character and attitude are so natural,she'd jovial,fun to be with and in all she is a friend. hanging out with her made my friends tagged me mr lucky boy...the truth is that we are not dating but almost everybody believed we are..my fear now is that I have feelings for her and she knows that,they said real love come but once and to me the timing isn't right because I don't want to tight her down to myself ( I don't know what the future holds for us)..am afraid of asking her out not because am afraid but because of the love I have for her, am afraid of letting her go to the wrong ones ......I don't want to regret it,should I go for her...MATURE MINDS P/S..thanks

Dont ask her out yet....Wait , it won't be long when one boy yoyo comes for her and then you will be what you've always wanted to be, a GOOD FRIEND or rather, a darling brother..

ORACLE1975:
The whole nigerians give goodlock shue but he decided to us the shue against the power that vote him,now u said he has done what pls let nigerians be we are UPDATED now and 4ever never again will south south rule this nation the only thing thy knew is to keep treatin nigerians with oil pls never forget it was coaco and granut money nigeria use to develop u then how.........time shall judge.

And the bigots will nver go far in life..

CrazyMan:
The incoming administration should not use their victory to settle scores, rather they should use it to unite this nation.

Appointments should be made based on merit, integrity...etc, and not based on past grudges with a particular ethnic group.

Truth is Nigeria cannot move forward if we embrace a particular ethnic group and castigate another.

Buhari said it times without number that he's government is going into intensive restructuring of the nations power, academic, sport, agriculture...etc sector. And to achieve this, we have to be united and work together.

To those who said igbos betrayed the yorubas, you should know that this is democracy, every one has the right to vote whoever he wishes to vote. We joined forces with the south west in 2011 to install GEJ but he failed us. Unfortunately most south easterners preferred to give him a second chance rather than embrace change. It was their choice. The media should stop making it look as if we committed a great sin by voting GEJ.

To my fellow igbos. Well I've said this and I will say it again. Jonathan's administration was of no benefit to the south east. It only enriched a few of our leaders, but had no positive impact on the majority; its time we unite and embrace the new administration.

BUHARI should not use it to settle scores. And all APC supporters should recover from their hangover from the victory of the election.

ArodeTsolaye:
A guardian reader Arinze Nwosu says and i quote-

"No regrets rejecting the APC at the polls by the South East.

North West did not vote Jonathan in 2011, yet they got Speaker House of Reps, Defence minister, National security Adviser, Inspector General of Police, External affairs minister, Education minister, Chief Justice of Federation etc."

The immediate future will prove if the "equity, fairness and justice" we chorus in our anthems are just mere musical verses.

I like people who stand by their words. Kudos. GEJ should have done more for the SE. I just hope Buhari won't be vindictive to reject them. They are a vitalnforce in nation building

VanLucius:
I am presently dating a girl that i am no longer into.i have fallen for her friend.i have been calling her friend behind her back and i find her more interesting and lovable than my gf.my gf can be obnoxious,uncaring and money grabbing.she xpects me to call all the time.i wanna caĺl off the whole thing and move to her friend.advice and comments are welcome.please be civil.thanks

Babes are like MTN recharge card. Shag one and get her friend for free

Baddestguyp:
op, try that and lose them both

If he does it well, he may not lose. First ask her friend if she can follow you somewhere. As you guys are going, just hold her hands, if she agrees, then she has given you green light. You may decided to hug her or kiss her......

VanLucius:
I am presently dating a girl that i am no longer into.i have fallen for her friend.i have been calling her friend behind her back and i find her more interesting and lovable than my gf.my gf can be obnoxious,uncaring and money grabbing.she xpects me to call all the time.i wanna caĺl off the whole thing and move to her friend.advice and comments are welcome.please be civil.thanks

Babes are like MTN recharge card. Shag one and get her friend for free

Princeojua:
Hi Nairalanders. I am a confirm elite of this great forum. I go by the name Sammy. I last year packed into a Safe-Contain near my school. Opposite me is a wonderful family with two daughters and two sons. In all, with a strick and discipline father. I was seating right in my varanda reading because I suppose that's my purpose of being there. then, a young girl of 17years old and in SS3 approached me with an exercise book supposing to be a Maths assignment. I didn't hide the fact that I know nothing about maths. I boldly refused doing the assignment. so she left. two days after, she resurfaced with English assignment,and I quickly did justice to it. after the assignment. I didn't know when I say you're beautiful and I Love you. she quickly reciprocate in strong affirmation I LOVE YOU TOO. So last week, she came to my house 6days after her menstruation. I had an unprotected sex with her. ever since then, my conscience has been disturbing me if that may result to pregnancy. Her Dad is a brutal and in compromise man. please what should I do in case anything go wrong? because I am already giving up on her due to her Dad. she told me today that she feel guilty ever since the day I disflowered her. help me out please.

Its not your conscience that is doing you, it is the fear of pregnqncy. They are 2 different things

KrazyBone:
[color=#150000]Hold up a minute. . .

Your whole existence relies solely on a woman giving you appraisal? Your life is so worthless and pathetic you are on all social media platforms? And because of your hapless inability to "score" on all attempts on social media, all girls are forming?

You're a human goat.[/color]

No need for all the insults. Just give him advice. ...

Justmeandu:
Mehnnn am vexing, as the heading stipulates
Girls why why why why? Una the threat guys like this na, later una go complain say ur single, no potential husband to be bla bla bla all guys are thesame
I go spend my money buy data download all the social apps finish, just to find a date after greetings of many, without response, the best you can get is "hi"
Ladies what is the problem, what should a guy do na, even our NL babes go tell you my email has issues like seriously wetin u open NL with?
Am appealing please girls change for good,
Una go met guys online na them.go first greet still una go snub,. Wetin no good no good o

Flash the cash or Rolex watch . Babes go always form, but make you brand yourself well

Jennimma:
Don't get me wrong, everybody is beautiful but fact still remains that some are more beautiful than others.

Well I believe most of the beautiful ladies would have a thing or two to say about males giving them special attention cos of their beauty.
However I've come to realize that not all men give attention to beauty and from my observations, these are my findings.

1.Crossing the road: You might want to run than catwalk while crossing the roads because those drivers ain't looking at your pretty face; because any delay in crossing can send you straight to the hospital.

2.Jumping the queue:No matter how beautiful you're can't jump a queue. Take for instance,the past election and at the various polling units, a ton of people are waiting their turns and you walk straight to the front? No, that won't work,chances is that you 'd be automatically "deployed" to the back.

3.In an exam hall: Swidy,most lecturers no dey look face. If he wants to embarrass you even with your fine face, he will. So you better prepare ahead for that exam.

4.Law court: You are often called "fine girl no pimple",yea but that won't reduce the number of years you'd serve jail time.

5. Tosyne2much

I only know one place The Judgment Throne of God