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BaronPraiz:
Call me on 08095450694 mainly sourth east

Any show now?

I stare and they also stare at me too....

peacelover15:
Seriously, i belt you no student can’t learn or
concentrate under this atmosphere for
whatever the teacher is try to communicate to
them… isn’t she teaching something else?
Though the body and the hip are massive
be*hid!!!!
Check this out as the teacher wore in the
class, how can the students concentrate and
focus and be able to know what she is
teaching them. What do you think about the
dressing?

She get sex appeal....That high heels shoes is the big difference.

At the moment, especially in our politics, Yoruba and Igbos are not in good terms. The Oba of Lagos even made thind worse.

Op, a beg , get ready for whatever will happen next...

That's the most sensible response......

Revolva:
We guys have been made to think that we must always do anything possible to impress the female folk. I’m not against a guy loving her babe, I’m against a guy doing silly things in order to impress a lady.

The truth is that most times, these actions come back to haunt us while, we get to regret at the end.

1. Consuming too much alcohol: Most guys are guilty of this especially when trying to woo a lady or when taking her to bed.

This is wrong in so many ways: it will damage your health, its a temporary measure, you most times end up misbehaving and its not a guarantee that you’ll succeed in wooing or performing well in bed. Besides, the lady will know that you took something and that you lack confidence and esteem. Be yourself.

2. Spending above your means: whether it’s buying things you don’t really need in order to look rich and fly, or spoiling the lady with things you normally should not be buying. Its wrong.

I see a lot of guys do this and I keep wondering to what purpose? The worst is many of them come back to their senses when its already too late!

3. Lying: I’m not talking about the small lies guys normally tell, I’m talking about bragging to a lady about what you’re not.

Why tell a lady your father is Dangote’s brother, or you’re a Chelsea player, or you work in Shell. This will make her have high expectation from you which you would be trying to live up to.

4. Badmouthing your fellow guys: Maybe a guy that is also coming after her. Its wrong for a guy to maltreat his fellow in any way because of a lady.

Whether its badmouthing, fighting or quarelling with him, its not worth it.

5. Giving up your values and beliefs: Maybe you’re a committed Christian or Muslim, you start backsliding or become uncommitted because she told you to.

You start to abandon your loved ones and family, your studies begin to nosedive and even your job sef, you become unserious. Its a very silly thing to do because when the chips are down, those are the only things that will get you going- God, your family and loved ones and your job which will put food on your table.

6. Pretending to be who you’re not: there’s no need to pretend to be a bad guy if you’re not.

There are still ladies who value good guys. You don’t need to force yourself to seem confident if you’re a shy guy. People will know you’re just acting it up.

Una never tire for this kine thread

redcliff:
Weak

Strong

Justfollowit:
The kind slap you go hear for your face no get original

As long as i no touch her breaast she no fit t raise her hand.

Afolayan, apologise or you are a coward

Between Orubebe and the Oba of Lagos, i in wonder who is a bigger disgrace. No. Theres no comparison. Its the oba of Lagos

scanner1000:
1. U tag more than 100 people ur picture and still get 2 likes, maybe family members.
2.Guys feel free talking to you as they see you as just another dude. Some even seek your advice on how to woo another girl.
3.When a group of girls wanna take a picture, they hand over the camera to her.
4.No guy has ever paid your transport fare in a public bus.
5.Whenever there is drama rehearsals in your church, they always select you to play the role of a witch, bad mother-in-law, or demon.

Na true oh....

Even in pregnancy she still dey cheat. Wetin go happen if she don born finish? Na die be dat

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]My innocent looking, sweet face

Direct opposite of the Annabelle picture on my profile[/color]

That pretty face in your dp

kkkp:
A woman that doesn't respond to touches.I.e even if u touch her boobs or arse she won't feel anything

She hardly have sexual urge..is she ok

Note: she response wen I touch her V..but her breast, buttocks are not sensitive

She's frigid..,.

The Op is a joker. ..

He shouldn't have mentioned the tribe. Afterall, his colleagues are also Igbos..

All the fat ladies in NL will come at you like bees.Ln Just wait.

This looks like somewhere in Lekki. She's pretty but I'm sure that there some ladies in that wvent as pretty or prettier than her..

Since after the election, we've been hearing much about Igbos.... Afolayan should be careful about his utternces. After all, some od his colleagues are Igbos too.

Let me wait patiently. When that time comes, i will stop aging or better still my aging will be reversed to the youthfulness of 25.

I want a lon cub

jayfolarin:
Oh really? War chants and drums! Better take it easy oo coz I don't believe the Oba will apologise. If any of these people have a first hand war experience, they won't be heating the polity like this!

Oba is the monarch of lagos, he has to protect the interest of lagos first. The very many projects that will make lagos the number 1 city in Africa are underway by the APC government and he feels the igbos do not like and want this coz they don't want the yoruba region to be way ahead of them should nigeria break up (God forbid). You can only understand his frustration at any attempt to scuttle the advancement that has been witnessed in Lagos state in the last 16years.

Anyways I blame the PDP solely for this!!! The same strategy of divide and conquer that cost GEJ the presidency is what is being deployed in lagos by JK. PDP will never learn.

Jimmy Agbaje is not Igbo for crying out loud.
What interest is the Oba protecting ? If he truly is protecting the interest of Lagos, he will realize that Lagos is a home for all. The success of Lagos is due to the commercial activities of non Lagosians especially Igbos...

Codedrunscom:
not even one comment ?

Which of the sites have you used?

Sharmeenator:
www.rccg.org

Hahahahaaa

Orijin101:
[b] chai! Oyindamola. . . . If i had known, i shouldn't have done that to you but anyway, it wasn't my fault coz even the goats, dogs and chickens in the hood can testify to your ugliness then.

3 years ago, this babe waz alwayz stalkin me, showin me green light as if her life depends on me but i alwayz ignore her! she even summoned courage to ask me out but i declined her with immediate effect, why? coz she waz not good looking, she gat no dress sense and too dark for my liking, i knew i broke her heart then but i waz still happy to have done that! and later we packed away from that hood.

Last year, things turned around, i visited the area during christmas period and i met Oyindamola, the babe is already endowed, see front see back the ugly dark girl i waz callin her before is now black and shine, i first asked her for a hug to be sure she is not makin use of boobs pad but the suppression of her _____ on my chest gat me speakin in tongue.

to cut the long story short, i collected her num and started makin advances towards her but na my close padi don dey explore the babe sef [/b]

OYO is your own.
Should i say something similar happened to me? I know a guy who was screwing a very small girl. She was like 16 or so that time. I was appaulled by it when he told me that wss his girl.

She looked small with no asset at all. The next day i saw her, i just did as if we didn't know ourselves (seeing that we were introduced at night.) . Years later in her 20s, o boy she has changed oh. See asset like Nicky Minaj, no exaggeration at all. She is slim and curvy. My y friend has even long left her.

When i see her today, i just dey look ..

Twaci:
So last week a friend of mine told me how a cute looking guy stepped up to her with a cocky smile and confidently told her, "Bae, I just received a call from an angel who told me that if I don't ask u out, I'll just die..."

With an emotionless face, she had replied, "Call him back and tell him to reserve a room for u in heaven".

Now that line was just plain ridiculous and funny too . I am sure you all must have heard sillier and crazier pick up lines. Do share let's have fun!

This one works best, "nice legs, what time do theynopen?"

Whqt q world.....All i see are 2 men

richidinho:
Possible ministerial nominees

El-rufai
Okorocha
Fashola
Umana umana
Amaechi
Soludo
Dakuku
Bolaji Abdullahi
Victor Attah
Don Etiebet
Ambode

Apart from Fashola the rest are harden criminals

Fashola is a criminal too

harfiiz:
In my own opinion, Prof charles soludo is worth the task of being the finance minister only that OBJ dont do things that won't favour him by nominating him. Moreso, Tinubu's 9 slot plans must be granted if Buhari really want peace in his administration. Else, the clash of the titans has just started in the party. I just pray this is not the end of the supposed change we crave for.

9 slots? I don't trust Tinubu. OBJ is more objective although he too is a crooked person.

These people should even be in jail.

BlackTechnology:
Lol

Change indeed


The illiterate masses have been abandoned

Sai Baba



When is Buhari probing Tinubu and OBJ

Probe keh ? I dey laugh.... I see disunity in that party. I hope Buhari wont be clueless. He better choose Pat Utomi. ......