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Most children like this. But this baby is too young for this kine thing.

RomanceLander:
LOLzzz

i have been hearing of bus romance since but i just experienced it today... So funny what guys can do in a public transports.

I was at the park yesterday returning from my travel, i came close to the bus to inquire if it was already occupied and fortunately there was still some spaces left. I noticed this guy standing just outside the door, little did i know he had his own intentions. i left, got my ticket and came back and he was still there. i Entered and sat close the window and immediately the guy followed, he kept his bag beside me and told me he was going to seat there. OK no 'P' i told him thinking he was like all these guys who are very cautious of their sitting positions in vehicles during travels (front seats and extremes).

After some minutes our bus left, the bus was very noisy shaa people talking about elections and stuffz, i didnt want to join so i pulled out my phone and came online.
Next thing I noticed this guy seemed restless - changing positions constantly in an unconfortable manner,i thought he was an amateur pick pocket, I never knew it was this perfect opportunity he was seeking, how could it not be right ; with the way i was sitting, the noise in the bus and the constant gallops we fell in.
He was coming nearer untill his shoulder was touching my br**** ( i was sitting in such a way that my right arm was leaning along the back rest of our seatrow and was pressing my phone with the left one.

I pretended i didnt know whats up, gosh with every gallop we fell this guy would rub his shoulders against my br**** and he seemed to be enjoying the journey and maybe pretending he didnt know i'ws aware.
I was codedly monitoring the guy and minding my phone only to see the guy already had erection.
Gossshhh i couldnt laugh, it was so funny and embarassing. I had to bring down that arm and use it as sheild... the guy noticed and also felt embarassing. lols

Uptill now i dont know i wasnt angry, just felt funny!!!
Quite a long journey tho
PLEASE SHARE YOUR OWN EXPERIENCES

My own is romance in the car

Andrew114:
Truely yes they are wiser than some of we Nigerians but must we take everything from them as a Gold?why do we not appreciate our own beautiful and gorgeous ladies around?why do we always accuse our women and girls that they are after our money?don't they have feelings like the white?aren't them women?we should appreciate the pretty girls around us and not take them as reminant when we see the white.our girls deserve the best admiration from us men.let stop seeing them as wallet decreasers,ATM, or after our money,for they are beautifully made and can also love like the white.

Is there any proof that they are wider than we are? You surely have a complex by saying this. Pls don't say this outside cos it doesn't speak well of you.

ProfGday:
He has been threatening all his staffs verbally by saying "I can replace anyone of u @ anytime wthout sweat" despite owing us outstanding salary. He got wht he didn't bargain for whn all d staff tendered their resignation letters @ once.
I didn't knw an elderly man can b sweating like dat, even under aircon' I jus can't help laughing.... The most painful part is dat ds proud enterpreneur run into debt 4mnth after I left d coy(his new staff don chop him life-savings dry)

A lesson learnt,be nice to ppu u met on your way to d top bcs they will b there when u're descending to ur former positn.

Serves him right. Nigerian bosses can be so rude. They served him right. Nonsense

This is commendable. It's interesting to know how a chemistry graduate can conquer the IT world.

cocokiller1:
u wan kum visit?
lol

No. Make u come visit.

moneybag100:
The fear of General is the beginning of gentleness.
General=no nonsense.

It's not the fear of any General. What are you talking about?

cocokiller1:
trans amadi

Trans Amadi gardens or where ?

ireneony:
all i see is concealers and face contouring....
make my pepper rest, I will be hotter than them

Make we see you in bikini. No wait till pepper rest

cocokiller1:
Rivers state

I live in PH. Where do you actually stay?

Lala247:
Lol whoelse would it be ... But thanks sha

It could be a man pretending to be a woman. Hope this is how cute you look in reality. No be say you don photo shop and use effects to give you that shape.

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This is what I wanted to know. I need to get another sim. Didn't know about it.

Lala247:
Hmm dont know lol

AnyWay dont upset whoever it is anymore oh ... Dont want u banned till 20...
Think im going to bed now ... Tired c u later

If that dp is you, then you try....

ivyy:
What's strong wiv you
A whole mamiwater like me
C'mon You shld have known
We are beautiful like this


Get ready for war

Mammy water or obanje

I just purchased a brand new Samsung Galaxy S4 tablet. The problem is that I can't use whatsapp with my Airtel line.
The reason they gave me is that I cannot use whatsapp app with this same line (I used to use whatsapp with my bb) with a different phone. I need to buy a new line. Is there any way I can use whatsapp with this same line?

lamyklassic:
A plus sized Nigerian lady, Deborah Olawoyin aka Mizsthicknesz, is presently breaking balls with her Fat Ass

At first glance, what you’ll notice about Mizsthicknesz is that she is thick, especially behind, with a massive butt that is interestingly shapely.

Even if you don’t like plus-sized women, you’ll surely love Deborah because her butt is not the usual giant mound… it is deliberately rounded, curved and firm to the eye.

When you check her instagram page and you see the pictures on her timeline, it will leave you scrolling and zooming until you something milky gives you a wet signal down there.

Mizsthicknesz is thick and proud of it, as she boasts on one of her pictures:

“Don’t miss out on a blessing, just because it is not packaged the way you expect!”

Shout out to the ladies out there, this lady here has just won lotta folks over to the ThickLadiesGang.

Plus-size is turning out to be plus-sexy!
Check More Photos here:
http://klassicwap.com/omg-booty-full-killer-you-have-to-see-this-nigerian-big-butt-breaking-balls/

After she puts to birth, we'll see how she will look. She cute but quiet fat.

Billyonaire:
Who has her phone number abeg.

Babe's with this size plenty wella

Eziachi:
I warned, screamed, cajoled and shouted myself to sleep and resignation. I hate to say it that I told you so. I told that Buhari 2015 can beat Jonathan. Your response was always GEJ till something.
I warned about putting your eggs into one basket.
I warned against playing emotional politics over what is not yours.
I warned against taking pain killers for another man's headache.
You rejected the potentials of a possible Christopher Ngige or Uche Onyeaguocha as Senate Presidents for Jonathan's failed presidential bid. I do hope it works out well.
Bye for now. Eziachi

The Igbos followed their conviction. You see, the problem here is the tribalism and the born to rule mentality of the North.
When Gej won a free election in 2011, do you know how many people died? Buhari even incited violence by his speech.
When you consider the politics in Nigeria, there is no way you won't think like the Igbos. However, I'm not absolving GEJ of any blame. But if Nigeria had been practising true democracy right from time, no one would have problem with it.

crazysaint:
THE LAST LAUGH - The Birth of The Father of Modern
Nigeria Democracy!
General Buhari contested elections three times before
now and he lost. Blood were shed on the streets and
lives were loss because of those defeats. Goodluck
Jonathan had only lost once in an election he could had swayed in his favour, having all the machinery of the
Commander-in-Chief at his disposal, yet hours to the
official announcements of the final results he conceded
victory and congratulated the man who always threw
childish tantrum whenever he loses an election.
Goodluck Jonathan is undoubtedly THE FATHER OF MODERN NIGERIA DEMOCRACY. He had shamed
President Barack Obama and his uncouth Foreign
Secretaries who had in more ways and in many fora than
one embarrassed and insulted Nigeria on account of his
signing of the Anti-Same Sex Marriage Bill into Law. He
had shamed BBC, the propaganda mouthpiece of Britain's Life Dictator, Her Imperial Majesty the Queen,
and indeed the United Kingdom and all those Nations
who wished Africa nothing but ill. He had shamed the
OLD and SELFISH crooks of Nigeria, Olusegun Obasanjo,
Ibrahim Babagida, Ahmed Tinubu, and all their cohorts
who had over the years been parasites on our collective till. He had shamed Governor Chibuike Amaechi who
can NEVER ACHIEVE what Jonathan had accomplished.
He had shamed General Buhari and taught him what a
true democrat is. I SALUTE you sir. The victory is yours

Though I'm not happy the with circumstances surrounding his defeat, I'm still glad he has gained a good name.
The honour and accolades he will receive is much more than what the likes of Amaechi, Tinubu, Buhari and even Obasanjo will ever receive.
On the other hand, I feel bad for the Igbos who showed love and belief in GEJ. I hope they don't get victimised for this. Jonathan has nothing else to loose except his ego. When you are working with traitors, you have to be careful.

autotrader014:
just imagine how dumb and stuupiid u sound.. so u tink he cannot be voted out? cos him be ediamin? olodo

Don't allow me insult your family. Just keep to yourself. I don't blame you cos the fluid in your brain is semenn

omolami:
BUHARI IS NOT THE TRUE CHANGE NIGERIA WANT. THOSE THAT FABRICATED LIES AGAINST JONATHAN WILL BE JUDGED NY GOD AND SOON NEMESIS WILL CATCH UP WITH THEM. OBJ PARTICULARLY WILL GOD JUDGE FAST

The good thing now is that GEJ is now a higher statesman than OBJ. People will speak will speak better of him. OBJ is nothing but a motor park tout.

Texcoco:
[color=#1980BC] [b] Saraki is an inconsequential local champion who is not only corrupt and repressive but a neophyte in National politics,we even rate our local government chairman higher.
Obj- Another old crybaby who was lucky to have been paid attention by GEJ...His reputation isn't worth the very shoes of GEJ right now, ask Ban ki moon and Obama.So who's the bigger person now?
Thieffnubu- A big thieff and a firm discliple of nepotism and capitalism who will never get to the status of Awo,ever.Nigerians just brought economic chains for their necks.
Amaechi- Nothing worse than having a judas in your team,a repugnant,rapacious and reprehensible charlatan who not only sacrificed the goodwill of his people but is willing to sell them to the highest bidder.
Buhari-He still an illiterate.....Nothing much to write since he arrogantly refused to sell his manifesto via debate even his staunchest supporter don't have any clue what the manifesto is all about.
We prefer Shekau to all this corrupt slavemasters up there ^^^…GEJ "s architect was Shekau....what an irony.[/b] [/color]

Nice comment. I believe GEJ is the architect of his own misfortune cos those people with him always say he hardly listens to advice. Had it been he did the needful and listened to those people who love him more, he wouldn't be in this situation right now.

Amaechi, Obj etc are not geniuses at all. I feel bad cos Gej failed the SE who loved and voted for him. They believed so much in him and this is what they get in return.

owobokiri:
Making excuses already?

Wetin you expect nah? I never hear any bomb blast.

The most foolish comments I dey hear from people na if Buhari no perform, we go vote am out. How they wan do am? Dey think say him be GEJ?

cocokiller1:
lol
yh no rocks 4 me to hide behind

ph is cool

. So where exactly are you from?

cocokiller1:
yeah
cos I no wan hear say killing nd vandalization of pipelines start
no war too cos I don't wanna b a refugee in niger,benin rep or cotonou
I'll manage anybdy 4rm d Sw or middle belt over those people
but karma's a bloody bitch

Yes oh. The next border to Rivers nah Atlantic Ocean. How is Ph?

cocokiller1:
m touched
whr u 4rm?
Asari needs to calm dwn

Dorchas, it's quite emotionaland painful but we have to let go

Tking17:
U are a F00l only F00l's like ur kind utter this kind of statement. Omo ale jati jati

He's a coward.

Omololu007:
by d tym d Nigeria military is through wit asari dokunbo and his ijaws rag tag group,wot happened to d igbos durin d biafra war will b lik a childs play to wot would av happend to d ijaws afta dey are defeated.and dis tym d winners shall tak all

What a shameful response from you. GEJ was magnanimous to accept defeat. Why are you heating up the polity.
Don't rejoice yet. You too will enjoy the Northern supremacy .This same rag tag group can cause trouble so watch your mouth.

Obj should stfu. He should only speak when asked to. Why must the press hear about what he has to say?
IBB, Abdul Salam are all elder statesman do you hear them write letters up and down? No matter what, GEJ has made a good name for himself. He did not fight for 3rd term.