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Politics › Re: Buhari Supporters Attack Charly Boy At Wuse Market, Destroy Cars (Video/Photos) by vislabraye(m): 3:07pm On Aug 15, 2017
sarrki:
Ipobs and propaganda
shut up!!! I was there and I'm not IPOB.
Sports › Re: Chelsea Treats Me Like A Criminal - Diego Costa by vislabraye(m): 9:51pm On Aug 14, 2017
jerrythafinisher:
why should Conte treat him badly, cus he's arrogant? . smh, arrogant is what we truely need up front.
As I heard, last season Costs wanted to dump Chelsea when they needed him the most just because China showed interest in him.
Christianity Etc › Re: Abel Damina Warns Against Seed Sowing: God Doesn't Multiply Money, Hardwork Does by vislabraye(m): 9:42pm On Aug 14, 2017
CoCoLav:
If you go through the bible, you will see various passages where God requested for seeds as a sign of faith. It may not have been monetary at the time but in various instances, the children of Israel were asked to pledge their gold/silver. What God needs is something that is dear to your heart as in the case of Abraham/Isaac and not necessarily money. Pastors harp on money and other material things because that is what most of us hold very dear to our hearts in this modern times. In the case of Hannah for instance, she pledged Samuel because he was very dear to her heart. You need to start sowing seeds to understand how they work. If you dont plant, there can never be a harvest.
You have a point, but let's look at it from the New Covenant. When I read Rom 8: 32, it blows my mind. If God gave you Jesus, is there anything that God can't give to you ?
The only thing we can give to God is to present our bodies as living sacrifice. Your money or material possession is secondary. Or why do you think pastors insist we give sacrificially to them. Who takes the money ? Is it God or these pastors ?
I'm not against giving sacrificially but the problem is that it has been abused. I will tell you my personal experience. There was a time I was looking for a job. I prayed, fasted and sow seeds.
There was this MOG that asked us all to pledge some money to support his ministry. The man was sincere. I gave my best. After prayers, someone asked for my CV which I gave. After that, i didn't hear from him again.
The present job I have, I didn't need to sow any seed. It came just like that. In fact, some years back, an MOG said I should sow a seed of 90k to get my breakthrough ?
Politics › Re: Ijaws Are Not Biafrans - Ijaw Youth Council Worldwide by vislabraye(m): 1:44pm On Aug 14, 2017
successmatters:
When I saw the mixture of ogogoro, schnapps and can gulder and Guinness on the table, I knew it was alcohol speaking on behalf of ijaws. TonyeBarcanista was there.
If some people do not agree with you, the next thing for you to do is to insult them, right? How do you expect to move forward with this mindset. Asari Dokubo wants Biafra, same as some Ijaws. Likewise, many true Igbos do not want Biafra. Or do you think the likes of Mba are clamoring for Biafra ?
Grow up, son.
Business › Re: FG Warns Of Beef, Dairy Products Scarcity by vislabraye(m): 8:27am On Aug 14, 2017
Truth234:
The federal government has raised the alarm on the rising demand for beef in the country, vis-a-vis its availability, saying the gap could lead to the scarcity of beef and dairy products in the country.

The outlook was given by the Minister of Agriculture and Rural Development, Chief Audu Ogbeh, at a meeting with members of the Governing Councils of the three Federal Universities of Agriculture in Abeokuta, Makurdi and Umudike.

Ogbeh said the country was consuming more cows per day than it was actually breeding, warning that if the disparity was not controlled, it would not be long before the country runs out of beef supply.

Lagos State, according to him, has the largest consumption share of 6,000 cows per day.

He added that the daily demand for cow meat was equally high in the FCT and five other states including, Rivers, Abia, Imo, Oyo, and Kano.

“We are consuming more cows than we are calving. Lagos State alone consumes 6,000 cows per day. Add the figure from Rivers, Abia, Imo, Oyo, Kano States and FCT, it might not be long before we run out of beef,” Ogbeh said.

He described the local cattle breed as about the least in the world, adding on the average Nigerian cows produce less than a litre of milk per day.

According to World Health Organisation (WHO) estimates, Nigeria needs about 1.5 billion litres of milk annually.

Ogbeh said due to the gap, government was spending billions to import powdered and reconstituted milk of low quality without any effect as 37 per cent of Nigerian children are malnourished.

He appealed to the university community to rise up to the challenges by teaching people artificial insemination, saying their prompt response is key towards resolving the crises.

The minister explained that Nigeria cattle produce low dairy yields daily arising from undernourishment and the grazing system for pasture.

“In East Africa, they achieve 15 litres, some 20 litres. In Europe, they achieve 50 litres. The secrets are breeds and nutrition. Here, the roaming cows look lean, with poor meat quality. Cows are not meant to march around. They are not horses,’’ he said.

The minister also enjoined the agriculture universities to be more innovative and enterprising by making it mandatory for every undergraduate to own a farm from 200 level to graduation while examinations should dwell 60 per cent on the success on the farm and 40 per cent on academic work.

http://investorsking.com/fg-warns-of-beef-dairy-products-scarcity/
So what do they want Nigerians to do ? Abi should we reduce our beef consumption ? These government sef huh
Christianity Etc › Re: Selfie Sunday: What Are You Wearing To Church Today? by vislabraye(m): 4:59pm On Aug 13, 2017
sandrahnaub:
grin
That's better, dear kiss
Christianity Etc › Re: Selfie Sunday: What Are You Wearing To Church Today? by vislabraye(m): 8:43am On Aug 13, 2017
sandrahnaub:
angry
Smile, it's another Sunday. cool
Christianity Etc › Re: Selfie Sunday: What Are You Wearing To Church Today? by vislabraye(m): 11:02pm On Aug 12, 2017
sandrahnaub:
B whyning me dere
cool . Which one you dey nah ?
Christianity Etc › Re: Selfie Sunday: What Are You Wearing To Church Today? by vislabraye(m): 7:30pm On Aug 11, 2017
sandrahnaub:
How much did you give me for t.fare?
Give me your account number..
Romance › Re: The Tragic Love Story Of A Lawyer And Truck Driver by vislabraye(m): 12:30pm On Aug 11, 2017
maclatunji:
We listened to this on Star fm 101.5 and just had to share.

A girl’s parents die when she is 14 and somehow ends up with a young man that is a fruit seller who sends her to school with the proceeds of his business.

Later, he becomes a truck driver and continues paying for her training until she is 26 years old today and is now a lawyer.

Now, she is feeling uncomfortable about this her truck driver benefactor with marriage on the horizon. She feels she is above his level and is looking for a way to tell him.

She is looking for advice on how to do it without hurting his feelings although she is grateful for all he has done for her.

What do you think about this situation?

Source: http://www.opinions.ng/tragic-love-story-lawyer-truck-driver/
There's no way he won't feel hurt. She's selfish. Stories like this are so common. I hope people learn when investing so much resources in a lady or guy with the hope of getting married. Most of the time it won't work out.
Christianity Etc › Re: Selfie Sunday: What Are You Wearing To Church Today? by vislabraye(m): 11:45am On Aug 11, 2017
sandrahnaub:
This
What did you learn in church on that Sunday ? cool
Romance › Re: See How This Lady Transformed From Being Extremely Thin To Being Curvy by vislabraye(m): 10:44am On Aug 11, 2017
Thank God she recovered from that severe eating disorder. If not, na death be dat undecided
Health › Re: Old Woman's Massive Goitre Removed, All Smiles (Photos) by vislabraye(m): 10:37am On Aug 11, 2017
Glad for her.....
Celebrities › Re: Juliana Olayode Sexually Abused As A Little Girl, Shares Throwback Photo by vislabraye(m): 9:53am On Aug 10, 2017
mpowa:
And What's bad in that? Can she undo what has happened? If she has a story to tell and lessons people can learn from it, there's nothing wrong in monetizing it.
nothing wrong with making money. Well....it's a personal thing if she chooses to monetize it.
Celebrities › Re: Juliana Olayode Sexually Abused As A Little Girl, Shares Throwback Photo by vislabraye(m): 8:18am On Aug 10, 2017
Is she using an unfortunate experience to make money ?
Celebrities › Re: Jim Iyke Speaks At Anti-Buhari Protest. "Buhari Should Resign Or Resume" by vislabraye(m): 8:03am On Aug 10, 2017
yarimo:
YOU
Olodo. Go back to school. grin grin. You'"ll thank me later
Sports › Re: Anthony Joshua Shares Photos With His Son As They Vacation Together by vislabraye(m): 10:08pm On Aug 09, 2017
cool
Celebrities › Re: Jim Iyke Speaks At Anti-Buhari Protest. "Buhari Should Resign Or Resume" by vislabraye(m): 8:28pm On Aug 09, 2017
yarimo:
JIM IYKE you are a big fool who is ignorance of the law , And no any section in the nigeria constitution that stated the president must not stay abroad for 100 days or must not be sick , as long as 1999 constitution is concerned.
You call someone a fool but can't express yourself in simple elementary English. Just see as people are taking cover because of your terrible English writing and spelling. So who is the big fool now huh
Celebrities › Re: 'Homosexuality Is A Sin' - S-Dot Replies MI Abaga by vislabraye(m): 4:09pm On Aug 08, 2017
TrapSoul:
If this issue was about straight people having reckless sex or cheating on their spouses i know you won't talk o but since the floor is Homosexuality everybody would have an opinion... Continue!!!
What is wrong is wrong. You sound like an apologist
Christianity Etc › Re: "Wickedness Must Die" Mountain Of Fire Ministries Poster by vislabraye(m): 3:36pm On Aug 08, 2017
ajalawole:
Those people are there own problem abeg nobody is wicked to them......... My sis that worship with MFM is wicked, stubborn and stingy herself
shocked
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Native Attire To Interview...allow Or Not? by vislabraye(m): 8:10am On Aug 08, 2017
Samusu:
Who said it's not allowed?
If you like, copy Neymar dress code go work. Na you sabi.
Christianity Etc › Re: Father Emmanuel Akalue Reacts To Patrick Edet’s Resignation by vislabraye(m): 2:05pm On Aug 07, 2017
eleojo23:
It's funny how some religious leaders will condemn prosperity and still stand on the alter to lament that the members are poor and the church doesn't have money to execute projects.

How will the church have money when you've told the people that money is evil and that having riches is some sought of sin?


I wonder if these people listen to themselves at all.
Maybe you should know the context of prosperity message...
Romance › Re: Best Man Staring At New Couple As They Kiss (Photo) by vislabraye(m): 3:15pm On Aug 04, 2017
smithsydny:
Neymar's contract at PSG: Year:
£30.93m,Month: £2.39m, Week:
£596k,Day: £85.1k Hour: £3.4k
Min: £59.1 Second: 99p

AND MY SON WILL NOW SAY,DADDY I DONT WANT TO PLAY FOOTBALL,I WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL AND BE A GRADUATE.

MAY SCHOOL BUILDING FALL ON HIS HEAD..
But the building cannot kill my son oo
Don't underestimate education. There are both sides to an issue.
Business › Re: Barclays Bank Asks Nigerians With Less Than £100,000 To Close Their Accounts by vislabraye(m): 7:32pm On Aug 03, 2017
EntMirror:
The bank is broke and only A broke organaniston will take such a move.. Instead of saving, I'd rather borrow from the bank.. That's using debt to be rich instead of being broke.. The poor don't understand this but this is real.. The poor will rather save than borrow.. But the rich will either save less but borrow more.. Good debt...

www.entmirror.com
Entrepreneurs
The bank is not broke.
Well, you borrow from the bank if you have a strong collateral. Your comment is half truths.
Family › Re: Director Catches Driver Having Sex With His Wife In His Home by vislabraye(m): 9:07pm On Aug 02, 2017
Fabulocity:
Nice one! Stories like this excite me. I'm sure he's all those silly men that are always too busy for their family, always jumping from one business meeting to another and coming back late while neglecting his marital duties. I'm sure the poor woman has been sex starved because these type of men complain of being tired the few times they're at home and I'm very certain he hardly satisfies the poor woman. Serves him so right! See how he has been thoroughly humiliated. Ordinary driver was straffing the wife of a big man grin He should continue to ignore his wife oh, this one na ordinary bricklayer that'll give her the D grin







Pls quote me, there's no light yet angry
Where your sense dey ? If the man does not work you'll call him lazy and irresponsible. But he's working hard and yet you call him a fool. Who told you he's not satisfying the wife ? Or are you the wife sef ?
Family › Re: My Wife's Sister Sneaked Out Of NYSC Camp & Came Into Our House, This Happened by vislabraye(m): 9:02pm On Aug 02, 2017
Plankton2017:
Good day fellow NL,

Please judge this case. Last week thursday my sister inlaw visited me and my wife from NYSC camp. I was shocked when I welcomed her because it was no ordinary visit. she came with a full ghana must go. We greeted and I got to know that she escaped from camp due to the tough tasks on camp. My wife never told me her sister was coming to stay. We have lived amicably till yesterday.

My lil cuzin that stays and helps us with chores was mandated by her to cook 2 big pots of water for her to bath. I scolded my cousin and told her why didnt she use the electric kettle so as to save gas which we just replaced with 6k. I now gave her a warning that whatever my inlaw wants that she should ask me 1st. I even got to know that my wife lied to me that her parents knew she left camp. My wife heard our conversation and started antagonizing me that why did I tell my cuz to always ask me b4 she obeys her sister. she was shouting at the top of her voice even my inlaw could hear. This angered me and I shouted back and told her to leave my room. she continued shouting and even slept in the sitting room as I slept alone.

This afternoon while working on my computer for hours I came out of the room only to find out my sister in law has packed her things back to her NYSC camp without telling me but my wife knows....I am slatted to officially do my white wedding next saturday. I just feel down because we quarell too much and my wife talks in a domineering way. I have warned her about it and I do not want to turn a woman beater. Any quarell we have she tells her parents and siblings which make them never free with me and act cold towards me. Damn it! pls advice me
I felt you should have welcomed your wife's sister well. There are certain things a man should overlook especially in the kitchen aspect.
Your wife us also not right for not informing you of her sister's visit. But then, I think you should make amends.
Health › Re: Half Of Married Couples In Akwa Ibom Are HIV Positive! - AKSACA by vislabraye(m): 3:34pm On Aug 02, 2017
zyphr:
During service year 3 of my friends slept with over 40 girls in a single local government..... Next to water, sex is the cheapest commodity in Akwa Ibom. Seeing this, I just hope the all used protection throughout.
shocked shocked shocked
Literature › Re: How Much Should I Charge For A 150 Paged Novel On Fiverr by vislabraye(m): 4:40pm On Jul 31, 2017
teelaw4life:
Usually the charge is word based. You should make your own conversion, how much do you charge per word, take that and try to estimate the number of words obtainable in a 150 paged novel and then multiply by the amount you charge per word.

I'll go further, most charge $5 per every 700 word. If you're writing withMicrosoft word using a TNR format with size 12 font, then a page will have 300 words. So, basically charge $5 for every 2 page. So, if you divide 150 pages by 2 , you get 75, 75 pages multiplied by $5 will equal $375.

Charge the client $375. It's fair, it's balanced, everybody wins and you can easily explain your fee format.
shocked . That's outrageous. Don't 4get there are people out there who will do it for less..
Romance › Re: Why Most Women Don't Date Broke Men by vislabraye(m): 4:30pm On Jul 31, 2017
rheether:
Seriously who wants to date a broke guy? Do you even love yourself when you are broke? It's not our fault. Stick to your class.
I hope you are not broke too.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Attacks Can’t Stop Us From Oil Search- Unimaid VC by vislabraye(m): 4:16pm On Jul 31, 2017
VargasVee:
What a daft statement from a learned Vice Chancellor. Since when is humans losing their lives facilitate development? I read all through what he said and at no point did he even suggest how to deal with the insurgency in case of further attacks.

I hope him and his cohorts would be the ones in front leading others there to the hot zone.
Don't mind the slowpoke. How will thd discovery of more crude oil develop the economy when it is losing value ? Does the expense justify the lives that were lost ? Some people don't just get it huh
Romance › Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by vislabraye(m): 8:22pm On Jul 27, 2017
newsynews:
Wow!

I was in a bus on my way home when I spotted a really nice figure 8 lady strolling in the dark. I was close to my bus stop so I alighted quickly to meet the girl. Surprisingly, she was very polite and I enjoyed the little chat we had together. It was really dark that night, so I couldn't see her face clearly. I got her number and we fixed a date to meet by the pool side of an hotel in the neighborhood.

D-day came and I called her. Her phone was switched off. Towards 6pm, she flashed then I called her again. She apologized then asked if we could still meet that late to which I obliged. That was when she chipped in that her friend will accompany her.

What? angry

No shaking grin

I told her there was no problem about that. With the new development, I decided to tell my friend to accompany me too.

I got to the hotel with my friend and still had to wait for 45minutes before they showed up. Next was a call on my phone telling me that they are outside. On getting there, what I saw was made me weak. Her face was scary but the curves tho...

Her friend was like an old woman or a vulture. They were still doing shakara that they can't enter. Perhaps, they wanted me to beg them. I just turned and went inside. No one told them to follow me in.

To shorten that episode, I bought drinks and meat worth 3200. Immediately they finished their drinks, they got up and left. Maybe they thought we were going to tell then to follow us home.

Wow, smart!

The following Sunday, she agreed to come to my house. Sounded nice till she disappointed by ensuring her line was not reachable. She did that for 2 more Sundays then I had enough. What angered me is the fact that when it's 30minutes to the time she's suppose to come, she calls to remind me. Now when it's time, her phone becomes switched off. At first, I thought it was just coincidence till I noticed that she has been avoiding to give me her friends number cos my friend had been disturbing me for it. When asked how he would deal with the vulture, he said he would use pillow to cover her face or make her face the wall.

Well, I decided it would be best I pay her in her own coin. And all though the amount I spent was small, plus the fact that part of it went into I and my friend's belly, I still felt it would be best to teach her a nice lesson. If she's not taught a lesson, she might repeat the same trick on another humble fellow.

I called her on a weekday to tell her I was having my birthday the following day and that the celebration will be at Ikeja shoprite. I also told her I will be buying her some provisions at shoprite after the celebrations and that she should come with 2 friends of hers. I could almost feel the way she was smiling, giggling and praising me by calling me baby.. sweetheart.

D-day came and I called her that I'm already there with 2 friends of mine. She first doubted cos she couldn't hear any sound of bubbly activities. But when I handed the phone to my friend who knew about the plan, she believed thinking we were really at shoprite.

Few minutes later, she called to tell me they were at the car park in shoprite Ikeja. I told her to give me a minute that I will come meet them.

Since then, she has left my phone with over 30 missed calls.

The idea is to make her vomit the amount she thought she ate from me, no matter how little it was. She was smart at first by bringing her friend to come "chop him money". Now, that amount she chopped has been spent on transporting to shoprite with the hope of eating and going home with big yellow nylon bags. Oh, I forgot to add the embarrassment she and her friends will feel when they did not See Me.

I know some people might want to call me out saying "is it because of the small money you spent?"


Well, nothing you say will stop the joy I derived from teaching a slay queen a lesson. grin


See Me see missed calls. grin
Wicked you are... grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Jeremiah Omoto Fufeyin Orders Unmarried Youths To Choose Each Other by vislabraye(m): 3:56pm On Jul 22, 2017
Gwan2:
I keep telling whoever wana listen...85% of marital delay ain't caused by spiritual spirits or whatever this clergymen chose to call them...Now let's do a statistical survey.
.
A young man who graduated 5yrs ago without a good job apparently he ain't financially buoyant...This guy ain't happy with his lifestyle, he wana settle down but no financial means. He will be holding on praying wen God will answer his prayers so he can start a family..
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Now the multiplier effect of this guy decision is far reaching...he will be delaying a lady settling down because of his decision which is caused by his financial status.....The lady will go from church to mosque praying for deliverance not knowing the weak economy and wanton joblessness are the spiritual husband she should tackle instead.
True talk. A lot of these factors are not spiritual but natural circumstances. May God help us.

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