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EntMirror:
The bank is broke and only A broke organaniston will take such a move.. Instead of saving, I'd rather borrow from the bank.. That's using debt to be rich instead of being broke.. The poor don't understand this but this is real.. The poor will rather save than borrow.. But the rich will either save less but borrow more.. Good debt...

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The bank is not broke.
Well, you borrow from the bank if you have a strong collateral. Your comment is half truths.

Fabulocity:
Nice one! Stories like this excite me. I'm sure he's all those silly men that are always too busy for their family, always jumping from one business meeting to another and coming back late while neglecting his marital duties. I'm sure the poor woman has been sex starved because these type of men complain of being tired the few times they're at home and I'm very certain he hardly satisfies the poor woman. Serves him so right! See how he has been thoroughly humiliated. Ordinary driver was straffing the wife of a big man He should continue to ignore his wife oh, this one na ordinary bricklayer that'll give her the D







Pls quote me, there's no light yet

Where your sense dey ? If the man does not work you'll call him lazy and irresponsible. But he's working hard and yet you call him a fool. Who told you he's not satisfying the wife ? Or are you the wife sef ?

Plankton2017:
Good day fellow NL,

Please judge this case. Last week thursday my sister inlaw visited me and my wife from NYSC camp. I was shocked when I welcomed her because it was no ordinary visit. she came with a full ghana must go. We greeted and I got to know that she escaped from camp due to the tough tasks on camp. My wife never told me her sister was coming to stay. We have lived amicably till yesterday.

My lil cuzin that stays and helps us with chores was mandated by her to cook 2 big pots of water for her to bath. I scolded my cousin and told her why didnt she use the electric kettle so as to save gas which we just replaced with 6k. I now gave her a warning that whatever my inlaw wants that she should ask me 1st. I even got to know that my wife lied to me that her parents knew she left camp. My wife heard our conversation and started antagonizing me that why did I tell my cuz to always ask me b4 she obeys her sister. she was shouting at the top of her voice even my inlaw could hear. This angered me and I shouted back and told her to leave my room. she continued shouting and even slept in the sitting room as I slept alone.

This afternoon while working on my computer for hours I came out of the room only to find out my sister in law has packed her things back to her NYSC camp without telling me but my wife knows....I am slatted to officially do my white wedding next saturday. I just feel down because we quarell too much and my wife talks in a domineering way. I have warned her about it and I do not want to turn a woman beater. Any quarell we have she tells her parents and siblings which make them never free with me and act cold towards me. Damn it! pls advice me

I felt you should have welcomed your wife's sister well. There are certain things a man should overlook especially in the kitchen aspect.
Your wife us also not right for not informing you of her sister's visit. But then, I think you should make amends.

zyphr:
During service year 3 of my friends slept with over 40 girls in a single local government..... Next to water, sex is the cheapest commodity in Akwa Ibom. Seeing this, I just hope the all used protection throughout.

rheether:
Seriously who wants to date a broke guy? Do you even love yourself when you are broke? It's not our fault. Stick to your class.

I hope you are not broke too.

VargasVee:
What a daft statement from a learned Vice Chancellor. Since when is humans losing their lives facilitate development? I read all through what he said and at no point did he even suggest how to deal with the insurgency in case of further attacks.

I hope him and his cohorts would be the ones in front leading others there to the hot zone.

Don't mind the slowpoke. How will thd discovery of more crude oil develop the economy when it is losing value ? Does the expense justify the lives that were lost ? Some people don't just get it

newsynews:
Wow!

I was in a bus on my way home when I spotted a really nice figure 8 lady strolling in the dark. I was close to my bus stop so I alighted quickly to meet the girl. Surprisingly, she was very polite and I enjoyed the little chat we had together. It was really dark that night, so I couldn't see her face clearly. I got her number and we fixed a date to meet by the pool side of an hotel in the neighborhood.

D-day came and I called her. Her phone was switched off. Towards 6pm, she flashed then I called her again. She apologized then asked if we could still meet that late to which I obliged. That was when she chipped in that her friend will accompany her.

What?

No shaking

I told her there was no problem about that. With the new development, I decided to tell my friend to accompany me too.

I got to the hotel with my friend and still had to wait for 45minutes before they showed up. Next was a call on my phone telling me that they are outside. On getting there, what I saw was made me weak. Her face was scary but the curves tho...

Her friend was like an old woman or a vulture. They were still doing shakara that they can't enter. Perhaps, they wanted me to beg them. I just turned and went inside. No one told them to follow me in.

To shorten that episode, I bought drinks and meat worth 3200. Immediately they finished their drinks, they got up and left. Maybe they thought we were going to tell then to follow us home.

Wow, smart!

The following Sunday, she agreed to come to my house. Sounded nice till she disappointed by ensuring her line was not reachable. She did that for 2 more Sundays then I had enough. What angered me is the fact that when it's 30minutes to the time she's suppose to come, she calls to remind me. Now when it's time, her phone becomes switched off. At first, I thought it was just coincidence till I noticed that she has been avoiding to give me her friends number cos my friend had been disturbing me for it. When asked how he would deal with the vulture, he said he would use pillow to cover her face or make her face the wall.

Well, I decided it would be best I pay her in her own coin. And all though the amount I spent was small, plus the fact that part of it went into I and my friend's belly, I still felt it would be best to teach her a nice lesson. If she's not taught a lesson, she might repeat the same trick on another humble fellow.

I called her on a weekday to tell her I was having my birthday the following day and that the celebration will be at Ikeja shoprite. I also told her I will be buying her some provisions at shoprite after the celebrations and that she should come with 2 friends of hers. I could almost feel the way she was smiling, giggling and praising me by calling me baby.. sweetheart.

D-day came and I called her that I'm already there with 2 friends of mine. She first doubted cos she couldn't hear any sound of bubbly activities. But when I handed the phone to my friend who knew about the plan, she believed thinking we were really at shoprite.

Few minutes later, she called to tell me they were at the car park in shoprite Ikeja. I told her to give me a minute that I will come meet them.

Since then, she has left my phone with over 30 missed calls.

The idea is to make her vomit the amount she thought she ate from me, no matter how little it was. She was smart at first by bringing her friend to come "chop him money". Now, that amount she chopped has been spent on transporting to shoprite with the hope of eating and going home with big yellow nylon bags. Oh, I forgot to add the embarrassment she and her friends will feel when they did not See Me.

I know some people might want to call me out saying "is it because of the small money you spent?"


Well, nothing you say will stop the joy I derived from teaching a slay queen a lesson.


See Me see missed calls.

Wicked you are...

Gwan2:
I keep telling whoever wana listen...85% of marital delay ain't caused by spiritual spirits or whatever this clergymen chose to call them...Now let's do a statistical survey.
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A young man who graduated 5yrs ago without a good job apparently he ain't financially buoyant...This guy ain't happy with his lifestyle, he wana settle down but no financial means. He will be holding on praying wen God will answer his prayers so he can start a family..
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Now the multiplier effect of this guy decision is far reaching...he will be delaying a lady settling down because of his decision which is caused by his financial status.....The lady will go from church to mosque praying for deliverance not knowing the weak economy and wanton joblessness are the spiritual husband she should tackle instead.

True talk. A lot of these factors are not spiritual but natural circumstances. May God help us.

meolaniyi:
We should be talking about uniting the south and OPC is talking like this. I want a situation where all the South will come together and work as one. Sometimes l wonder what is wrong with my people. We have a common anemy which the whole south knows. Lets unite and fight the common enemy

Unity is our major problem

fiftynaira:
Psychologically these guys will lose a match if only proper talking and counselling is administered on them all.

Not just psychologically, physically too. They would be too exhausted to do anything.

Zarqabe:
you dont look mature. you look like a jambite. you don't have beards and ur moustache was shaved badly. beards make men look more matured and more attractive. You arent ugly but you aren't good looking either. I wouldnt look at you twice if i walked past you on the streets. nothing special about your looks. you look too average. you are not the kind of guy I would imagine kissing or having sex with. You have no sex appeal. You aren't the kind of guy I would be proud to show off to my friends as my boyfriend. I wouldn't even date you.

you wanted an honest response and I have given you one.

. Wetin the guy do you nah ?

Storylife1:
She is black, she is curvy, she is beautiful, ultimately she is Nigeria and she is very proud of it as flaunted on her Instagram page.This beautiful Nigerian lady based in the United States of America is endowed with a banging body.
 
She is simply identified as 'Oh Oh'. In her handle, she sent a cryptic message to her followers to 'Respect Her Curves'. She is proud of her African roots and she shows local attires to her thousands of followers.
 
She has a flair for flaunting her boobs and bum on social media. She is a graduate of the prestigious Howard University in the United States of America and also a lover of tattoos.
 
See more photos here https://africanscope.com.ng/curvy-nigerian-lady-slays-u-s-banging-body-photos/

She's loaded. I hope she has something else apart from that sexy body.

I hope the judge's house won't get raided.

xcommando:
I got this new apartment in April, through a caretaker/agent, we did all necessary discussion though no any written agreement. I paid him both the rend and commission and he gave me my receipt, I move into the apartment in June. I got home last night and got information that my landlady said he has sold the house out that they need to start working on the house before August rain. So we should start preparing on how to move out.

After my findings from the person that passed the information to me I discover that she is having money issues with the caretaker because my neighbour told me that she claim not to know that they are new tenants in the house, she heard it from people that they are new tenants in the apartment which she is not aware of so i just concluded that for her not to be aware the money has not be giving to her by her caretaker.

Now, the information reaching me is that the caretaker claim he want to balance the people that pack out of the house. He said their rent did not expire before they move out.

I told my neighbour that she sent to us(me and the other guy), if she is having issues with her caretaker they should resolve it within themselves for me I no dey pack
I need your advice on what to do


Cc Mrmcjay
Cc Tosin2much
Cc lala

Take the case to consumer protection.
Their numbet is08056002020

fumiswtpusy:
I will advice him to go for a yoruba or hausa girl.
Because yorubas understands northerners better and are ever ready to their wish.and moreover he will always have a girlfriend with wet pussy that will make him have more sex.
So Mr go to ibadan and find the love of your life their.

And why Hausa ?

ZirdoRoray:
Kindly learn to read between the line, she is a pharmacist and from experience, she is right about the diagnose, and good enough she referred them to see a doctor. It doesnt matter whether she is kid or an adult, it is all about health. After all, there are doctors for children. So because she is kid, one cannot show concern about her health? Obesity is medical term it is not an insult or abuse. They say health is wealth. Seyi law bia, kindly take your kid to see a doctor.. Biko!

She might be correct. But it would have been better for her to pm him or pass the message across to him in a mature way.
You probably don't know what the family is doing about her condition. If the baby is that ill, don't you think the parents would have sought professional advice ? Social media us not the best way to pass across a private message.

IamKashyBaby:


Does it mean, there's more singles & available on Twitter?

Don't know about twitter but there are plenty in NL.

rossyc:
He is gay so how did he father a son? These gays are confused beings though...

He's a fool

martyns303:
Because you expected to leave the UK soon as u r done with ur studies, unlike the US and Canada.

Nigerians need to understand that tartiary is not the only way of education or how to get employed. I know of someone taking home N1.2m per month salary without ever seen the corridor of a university. And may I add he's barely 27.

What sort of job/hustle does he do ?

Police, your friend. .

chrisxxx:
This is what happened when unusual things are not nipped in the the bud. It started with cow head, people said it is normal. It transcended to goat head people said it is enjoyment. Pig head people looked unconcerned and overlooked. Now cat head! Cat head! Will people also not intervene?

There's nothing abnormal with eating cow, goat or pig head. If u can eat the body, would you throw the head away ?

WotzupNG:
Benitez Invites Celestine Babayaro’s Son To Join Newcastle Youth Team

Ryan Hycinth, son of Former Super Eagles Left Back, Celestine Babayaro has been invited by Rafa Benitez to join Newcastle youth team in training.

The 10 year old who has been likened to Messi emerged the most valuable player in a small-sided football competition organised by Newcastle United’s 1892 Foundation for schools at the Tyneside.

His father won the 1994 Africa Nations Cup and also emerged a gold medalist at the Atlanta 1996 Olympics. His stint at Chelsea saw him win the UEFA Cup Winners’ Cup, ‎UEFA Super Cup and the FA Cup titles.

http://wotzup.ng/benitez-invites-celestine-babayaros-son-join-newcastle-youth-team/

Celestine Babayaro was not in that 1994 team that won the Nation Cup. Get your fact.

Meanwhile, Celestine looks like TB Joshya in that oic. I wonder if he still summersault

rawpadgin:
impressive!





I no longer have the motivation to hit the gym




maybe wen my bank account don get enough muscle, i will then concentrate on my abs.


the girl/woman above me, have people be telling u that u look like omotola

if yes, please stop listening to rumour o

. I dey tell you.

CastedDude:
Some online users have been left bewildered following this photo of the Ooni of Ife, Oba Enitan Ogunwusi "humbly" greeting senate president, Bukola Saraki at the wedding of Ayomide Amosun, daughter of Ogun state governor, Ibikunle Amosun to Oladipupo Erewa, the son of Senior Special Assistant to president Buhari on Foreign Relations and Diaspora, Abike Dabiri-Erewa...

Some feel that the highly revered monarch was not meant to greet the politician like that due to his recognized status - as it was meant to be the other way round.

https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/07/seen-ooni-ife-greeted-bukola-saraki-got-people-talking.html

I can imagine the Oba of Benin doing this A bit disappointed.

As for aesthetics, I go for BMW. It may not be as reliable as it's contemporaries.

divinehand2003:
The babe come fine join. Beauty with brains.

Yeah. And she has nice brresst too

Arthurwinner:
so this happened yestdai....I stay in a bungalow with just a sitting room and bed room and my girlfrnd knows.....my lil sister came to see me and sure she slept over but the thing is that I have only one big bed in my room, to cot it short me and my sister slept on the same bed in the same room without any dirty intension and act,we slept soundly......
we were still sleeping before my galfrnd entered the room (she get my key) without noise thinking da im cheating..
we talked the whole thing out and she saw that I'm sincere....fast forward to today,i was chatting with her sister on her phone wen I saw da she told her friend everything also suspecting me to be having sex with my sis..........my girlfriend for two years now don't trust me .
friends what do I do now?
she don't even know that I have seen her chat with her friend that don't even welcome her idea of dating me since day one.

Ask her if she can/has sleep/has slept with ber brothet. That's your sister for goodness sake . Don't let her disrespect you.

EmekaBlue:
At Abuja nyanya in d nite after some drinks I boarded a bike ,then one of d boot rag blowing awool came wearing camour trouser,asked me to highlight...I said y sir,he used his belt to hit my head hard twice immediately...d hook on that army belt really made me mad,i lost it and fought back,he wasn't even strong as I expected ...He said if he doesn't wound me today and give me a mark no b him...I was more confident after some landed blows on his jaws since it's now a fair fight...Later people gathered and it settled. The man was embarrassed with swollen eyes n jaws...My Guys at the bar put me on a bike and asked me to go bfr he reinforced then bullied d Soja away...

Their strength is in dia number. You are lucky it's only one soldier you fought. If to say you dey near barracks, OYO na your second name.

FortuneTeller:
Milk man, you seem to complain often. Didn't you just get thrown out of someone else's home? Please remain quiet for a while, before you are thrown out again. What if you are accused of sexual harassment? Stay away from the young WOMAN.

You are indeed acting your name

Hier:
What's the difference between Arabic and Irk, to me, a muslim is teaching you IRK when he teaches Arabic. Let's not use the idea that there are greater north in Nigeria as a scam against the Christians.

I was analysing the Arabic language thing and this came to my mind. If Arabic is thought for many years, it would get to a point Arabic would be part of our nation language in Nigeria and that's synonymous to Islamizing Nigeria

No mind the naive ones here.

jomoh:
Boko haram will have their reward in the blazing fire of hell for using the Quran for destruction Insha Allah. And they are not my people.


BTW violence in the bible is way more than in the Quran but I won't be surprised that you don't read you bible that much. I have them intact. so dont even go there.


These violence are the kind of information that your god of Men hide from you so that it won't scare you because they themselves don't have explanation for them.

Jesus Christ is the role model of Christians. Did he kill anyone ?