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euchaaria from one girl to another, don't go anywhere and do not try any nonsense covert ops. We all can't be Lara croft! Don't mind these NL guys. They would never advise their sisters to try such. Leave the man for God. He will surely try this with someone else who will blow the lid of his eroti.c scheme. This shows the job is not meant for you and God has something higher in store.
Walk away

For real though, who is Toby Grey
First time I am hearing d name

englishmart:
go back to your skin lightening creams. You look better the way you were.

BTW, one week isn't enough for her to change this rapidly. Abi skin darkening creams dey also?

Read just the heading. She stopped weeks ago. Haba, the article is brief enough to read na

@ Post: I prefer her dark skinned. So beautiful

pezeji:
Wetin concern Zuckerberg and whatsapp?

He owns the company

OP please quit using words you have no idea of their meaning. Landslide my foot!
RIP to the poor woman.

Esseite:
Lies.... its more than 50%.... our personal well being cannot drop by less than 1% and we would be lamenting... it has droped far below that.. thats why we have passed lamenting stage.. youths are now taking up slangs such as "eat or be eaten"..."all die na die"... "any which way".... "no man can cross alive"..

Well I don't know about 50% but I do agree with you. Its far more than that abysmal percentage. Except the survey was conducted on the upper class and upper middle class segments, I really don't know how these analysts calculate these percentages. So much suffering everywhere.

pippimp:
You have to work with me here. I am apprehensive about using too many words with you. It would just fly over your head or possible give you migraine. Small dull minds require small words. "fly over your head" in this context means you will not understand it. Just in case you start googling the meaning.

Hahahahaha. Honestly, you are truly the most childish and immature person I have had a chance to chat with here. Its "migraine" u should have described though .
Thank goodness for few matured minds like LordofNairaland etc who can actually carry and sustain an interesting conversation. With people like that, I realise there is still some hope in the world. The world is not fully populated with children in d guise of "men" who constantly exhibit infantile behaviour.
So my sweet little boy child, this would be my last response to you. Thank you for entertaining me this few days. Oh and should u bother to respond (which I know u childishly would - don't disappoint me now! ), be sure that I won't bother to read it. My attention span with kids can only go so far....my 5 year old nephew knows this!
It's been rad kid.
Cha cha!

mhizAnnie:
And some of us have pimples on our chests anyway God knows best

@ pimples

pippimp:
It takes a dull mind to know one.

At least pretend to be inventive.
Keep repeating yourself. Such a bore

When I initially read this, my first thought was the Zimbabwean dollar. What on earth is PMB and Emefiele doing for goodness sake

LordofNairaland:
Edgar Allan Poe lived a very depressed life. It was evident in most of his short stories—death is always a recurring theme.

I will get myself some Sheldon then. I will get the very one you recommended.

Depressed. That's an apt word. It wasn't the most feel-good movie...but hey, I love Cusack.
Yes, do get it. You won't be disappointed.
Enjoy your afternoon. Cheers

pippimp:
A dull mind wouldn't understand.

Guess not, only as.sholes would

LordofNairaland:
Damn, I love you.

HG Wells, the science fiction guy. I have read about him but I haven't, any of his works. I have begun looking into collecting Stephen Kings for months now. I have movies inspired by his works—Carrie, Thinning and The Fog. Have you heard about Edgar Allan Poe? He wrote horrors too. I used to have a big collection of horror stories that includes some of his stories but termites destroyed it at a cousin's place.

I have heard so much about Sidney Sheldon but I am not sure if I have read any of his books.

I will check out John Saul.

I forgot to include George Orwell as one of my favorite authors. His book 1984 still stays with me.

King's The Fog is a fantastic film! It potrayed the fraility of human beings on one side and their true sadistic nature on the other side when survival mode kicks in.
Of course I know Edgar Allan Poe! Read his bio on Wikipedia some time back after I saw film The Raven (it starred John Cusack). It was supposedly about his life. But my wiki research saw in inconsistencies. Either way, Poe was slightly crazy!
Gorge Orwell! I have his softcopy books in a file somewhere
How can u be into books and not have any Sheldon works?? Let me be the one to pop your Sheldon cherry! Get and read his Windmils of the gods first!
As for King, I have hard and softcopy versions of almost all his works. Pls read his Duma Key!
U know,i always felt that if the world was coming to an end, I did choose to save my laptop and External HD Drives...housing all my Ebooks!

pippimp:
You tell me. You should know your standards.

And to think I thought u were a smarty pants

lilmax:
the man is from India?

Her hubby is Italian

pippimp:
Ok. You have the rarest of dull minds.

Would that be medium rare by any chance?

LordofNairaland:
Over 200?

Wow, my type of woman. My very type of woman.

My favorite authors are, in no particular order, Wole Soyinka, Ernest Hemingway (this man was a genius), Chinua Achebe, William Golding, Edgar Mittelholzer. I just fell in love with Adichie after reading Purple Hibiscus. Now, I have all her novels (the three of them) though I have my reservations about Americanah but I am proud to keep it.

I intend to begin collecting Stephen King's books. I love horror stories.

It is hard to pick my favourite book. But I love "Ake" by Wole Soyinka. It is still the best book I have ever read. That book was instrumental in helping Soyinka win the 1986 Nobel Prize in Literature.

Now, it is your turn? Your favorite authors and your favorite book.

Noooo waaaay!
You love horror too? I thought I was literally the only Nigerian into that genre. I love horror - almost have the complete works of Stephen King. Then there is John Saul etc.
Alas, I don't do African authors. Did those in my early teens.
Fave authors are Robert Ludlum (my genius), King, Frederick Forsyth, Sidney Sheldon, Agatha Christie and Belva Plain.
My best novel - btw the Bounre Series and Belva Plain's "Evergreen".
I also collect James Patterson, Jonathan Kellerman, Thomas Harris and Dean koontz.
My latest acquisition...the complete works of HG Wells...in hardcover no doubt! A classicccccc!!!

pippimp:
Aaahh. I get it now. Nothing to say but the 'ol "it's weak" line. Lol. Ok. Dull people sha. . .. . .

Do go on amusing me Soldier boy....do go on!

pippimp:
I'm glad you acknowledge what they are. Usually, dull minds cannot comprehend a good insult. Whats' going on?

Nice try....still weak though soldier boy.

pippimp:
My bad. I usually speed read through what dull people write about. It usually doesn't make any sense. And you my dear, are the dullest of them all

Hahahahaha ur disses are so weak! That's all u got soldier boy?

LordofNairaland:
A beautiful book collector.

I collect books too. You will be surprised at the types of books I collect.

U have got to be kidding me! I own over 200 books myself. Mostly fiction of my fave authors though. I have run out of shelf space. Who are ur fave authors and what's the title of the best book you ever read?

pippimp:
Thanks. I am a smart ass. That the first correct thing your dull mind has acknowledged so far.

Considering I mentioned it in my first comment to you and u didn't remember, shows that the "as.s" part of the word has a much higher degree in defining u, smart ass.

LordofNairaland:
The moniker was inspired by the title of a book I am presently writing. I only substituted a word for "Nairaland"

An intellectual.....nice

pippimp:
Dull people don't have fantastic days. It's a proven fact.

And smart asses never do. Another proven fact.

LordofNairaland:
I swear I didn't see that part of your comment.

now you have.

pippimp:
Hope you don't have a day.

Sorry, it's been fantastic so far!

pippimp:
If you were anything other than dull, i would refer to you as such. You are not. You are just dull. And i do enjoy my job because of people like you. It gives me a lot of satisfaction. Best thing in the world. And please don't go. You are duller than most on this forum and it's really intriguing. Plus it's still early.

Dude, like I said whatever u wish to refer to me as means absolutely nothing to me. I will sleep, eat, work, hang out with my pals, gist on NL and live my life as always. Nothing do me jor!
Hehehehehe @ duller than most on this forum. That really cracked me up!
Time to start my day here. Cheers!

pippimp:
You are just too easy. I thought you were finished. Lol. Anyway, It is not just a CV or prowess flexing. It is a fact. It is not bragging if it's true. A dull idiotic mind wouldn't know the difference.

Yawnnnn. Such a bore! You don't know anything more than "dull". Oh well, its past midnight here and I am off to bed. Thanks for amusing me Soldier boy!
Enjoy destroying and killing on your next tour...or behind your computer. Whatever knocks your socks off. ok, that would be "boots off"
Goodnight

pippimp:
Not just behind a computer. In iraq (twice), and Afghanistan. And everywhere dull people exist. In this case, behind a computer.

Clap for yourself! Like we all give a damn about your CV.
Immature exhibition of supposed prowess.
Unfortunately for u, I am not behind one.
Cheers.

Smellymouth:
Sheyi Shay, where is your breass?

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Abi Buhari "change" regime affect affect am?

we must protest ooo!!

#TeamBringBackTheBreasst##

You are officially one of my fave people on Nl!

pippimp:
Quote anywhere i said people don't make mistakes. Now you are just reaching. It is not about being a man. It is about being who and what i am. A fighter. I am trained to fight and destroy. Especially dull idiotic people. It's second nature. We don't take anything lying down. Especially from idiotic people. I already told you that i was sorry although i still considered you dull. Which i believe whole heartedly.

So fight and destroy sitting pretty behind your computer. I have spoken my mind. Do not curse me. Your assertion of me means diddly-squat! I also still consider you extremely immature for a dude. Finish!

pippimp:
Lol. I agree about the question mark. It was a typo which is why when i re read it, i made the adjustment. See the difference between a smart mind and a dull one. We own up. I also like that you consider yourself second class to men. Good. You already know and acknowledge you are weak and a potential slave to whoever has the misfortune to ask the big question. That is if it is ever asked. I doubt it though.

Oh a Typo was it. I thought smart 12yr old don't make mistakes hun. What happened in your case? Second class to men? If you use the word "men", women should be submissive.
Now "boys" and "children"...which are words that qualify u so to speak, now that a far different matter.
And may the God I serve punish you abundantly for cursing my future. It will NEVER be well with you or your generation.

Let's get this straight. I made a comment that had nothing to do with u. U read it wrongly and proceeded to insult me. I spoke up and u apologised and still insulted me in the same comment. All that I can and will take. But do not curse me dude. Do not try it! There is banter and there is a curse. I will not accept the latter from you.
Got that?