₦airaland Forum

willibounce1:
Na only Iamkingzlee make sense. Others look funny and hungry...the one way wear blue suit be like all this GNLD scammers...

What evils now?

I Vote:
IamKingzlee
Photoshoot
Fynestboi
Vizkiz
Princeakins

Cc NLJega

The blackberry Passport. It will be 2yrs old by November but I intend to hang on to it a little more. My reasons: firstly I am a blackberry nut ( been using all sorts of BBs since 2009), next the phone is a multitasker's paradise! The size of the screen helps too especially when I need to work on Ms Excel or view a video. Love it!

Babacele:
I never hear that kind thing before o. abeg ask.

Hahahahahaha

Vanquay16:
Birthday parties are overrated and the only Birthday I care about is my fiscal year Birthday.

It's just another day people, nothing special

Please what's a fiscal year birthday?

tosyne2much:
I didn't know when I became a loaf of bread in your sight

Hahahaahaha.
Tosin my love. How u dey?

tosyne2much:
hmmmmm

Tosin na wetin?

TheArchangel:
The patient denied all the questions posed to her. It was when her stomach was opened up that we saw uterus bulging. Nobody thought of pregnancy. Her parents were worried about her because nobody knew what was wrong. Unfortunately, they didn’t do pregnancy test.




This report above doesn't make sense nor corelate with the body of the piece of sh!t 'journalism' report I just read. We delivered the baby at home by neighbours then midwives... then cleaned by two doctors at General Hospital ..questioning where? Then stomach opened up and the uterus was bulging horseshit....


Somebody should please explain this. Thanks

The opening of the stomach part was a tale by one of the doctors that assisted this girl. The doctor claimed while he was still in medical school, he experienced a similar case. Its right there in the story. How did you miss it? You merged both together.

Is this guy a Nigerian else who can explain his East coast/ West coast American gangster lingo?
Stuff and nonsense.
In other news please when is the opening ceremony for Rio Olympics?

Nice one as always photoshoot

I knew the name was familiar. I have read "why you act the way you do" years ago. Eyaaa...RIP sir. 9

When I think of 2 close friends still awaiting the seed of the womb, I feel like raining curses on this man's head! I almost shed tears looking at the pic of "his son" chained like a wild beast in a cage. May justice be served on this fake man of God.

snakie86:
I will say am the type that doesn't like meddling into people's affair. More reason why i didn't even say anything at the beginning with the believe that they will overcome it.
After the wife complained and what happened, have been hearing from the husband for the past five days now and we have discussed at length and we still discuss in some few minutes now as he already told me he want to see me.
The husband was even the one that gave me the wife's number to help talk to her because neither me or my wife has her number, the only one i ever had prior before now is the husband phone number.
We are not taking side and blaming anyone of them, I know there is little i can do and both families should try and sort things out between them.

My dear, the 2 commenters you responded to have spoken my mind. You have tried over and beyond what some of their so called relatives will be prepared to do. leave the matter alone! And what ever you do, do NOT beat yourself up by playing the guilt card. You and your wife did what you could at the time. If they are meant to be,so be it. if they aren't,so be it too. Let sleeping dogs lie o.

flyca:
Me, I'm still here doing good girl, even one serious relationship I never see

Modified: Wow, this post has earned me many PMs. Such Love from NL family. #blushing
Unfortunately, I have logged off from my workstation today. Monday, I will reply all your messages, ONE-BY-ONE

Awwww... that's so sweet!
PS: so you are using company -issued lampto and Wifi to browse Nairaland abi? I go report you.

DickDastardly:
Trial and error ... Confusion everywhere.

God where are you

Real trial and error. One wonders if Emefiele actually has banking experience sometimes

ehikwe22:
I don't need to answer your stupid question. common sense should tell you that every Nigerian has rights and liberty alive and in death which is embedded in the Nigerian constitution.

Hahahaha...crawled out of the hole did he? Still tried (in vain) to answer the question did he? Now we are on to common sense - an attribute you so clearly lack. Run along dear. Got no time for your likes this pleasant afternoon.

Vanquay16:
Nigerian women are trash, I don't expect them to be Michelle and I will treat them how trash is to be treated.

And your mother and any close female relative in your family must be treated like trash from as many useless people like you also. Uncouth piece of rubbish that thinks he is a "man".

ehikwe22:
Asking such stupid question is like asking where it is in the Bible that one should not smoke or do drugs.

Responding to your own stupidity (considering you couldn't even answer) puts you in your place - that very deep, dark hole you initially crawled from. Cheers mate!

ehikwe22:
When did the law of Idanre become supreme to the constitution of Nigeria?

Where in the constitution of NIGERIA does it say you must be buried in your hometown after death?
The issue is that she should first be laid to rest. I am not from Idanre neither do I support either party. Life happens. Leaving her corpse in the humidity to openly rot is far worse. God bless her soul. The lady should be laid to rest and all this power struggle should just cease. They should focus attention more on the person who caused her death - even though not willfully. Period.

Is it me or does Tompolo resemble Frank Donga?

This is a topic that personally gets me heated up. There is nothing more profoundly annoying than seeing people who can hardly take care of themselves with 5,6,7 kids and the wife carrying a less than 2year old child while u can spot a growing belly. I get so infuriated! But let me not digress. To answer your question, everyone should stick to 2 (well spaced) with 3 being the maximum.

The Akwa Ibom community unfortunately may not win this one. The body lies in Idanre and it won't be released. They should just let sleeping dogs lie, bury their kin and afterwards ensure the tree cutter is prosecuted. Its unfortunate that's what happens when you live in another man's land. You need to abide by the rules considering you are now a "2nd class citizen" of the State. Life happens. RIP Justina

Stupid game. Its caused accidents in America already. I will leave all I need to do during the day to be chasing after imaginary creatures. Pokemon is cute though

buharisbae:
I Dont understand this cake picture ooo has she celebrated an 18th birthday b4

the baker of this cake deserve a knock on the head oooo!

Sandra isn't 18. She has said so on her IG page. She is a graduate and runs her own business. Her idea is to feel 18 (forever young) each year. Get it?

Ishilove:
I wonder if a soul can be stuck in the same level for different cycles...or even be demoted to animal status...?

My late dog used to be a human. Oh she had a lot of baaaaad karma, so bad she came back as an animal. When you're so evil, horribly, disgustingly evil, you reincarnate as lower lifeforms to start your penance.

I'm not crazy, I know what I'm saying.

I'm also a hollering pentecostalist

Mmmmmmmm........Nah, you are crazy.

@ topic:Bigfrancis21 there are 3 levels of man-spirit, body and soul (which governs our willpower, mind, intellect and emotions). Hence I am very in tune with your post. My rational mind tells me I am a Young soul mixed with some old. My question, are you inferring that the old soul is the highest and best level of human transendence?

rawpadgin:
I need more details about this, like:

how can i get it?
how much will it cost me?
will i still be needing a visa after having this?


men don tire for this con3

D I p l o m a t I c passport.
Not for everyone.
Strictly diplomats and their fam / attache.

donholy28:
One day una go eat problem

God bless you!
If it looks vaguely like a rat, fish, snake, rabbit, monkey, donkey or lizard they must pepper-soup it!

mizzbouqui Alawiye was a primary school textbook not secondary school.
I can't believe you didn't include Goh Che Loeng - Georgaphy, Abbott's Physics textbook or Essentials of Economics by O.Teriba.
Used all the above till they were almost tattered.

anonyguy:
Please can I get the link where you bought it or the brand name please

Apologies. I was unable to get the link (which would have meant searching Jumia's site). Below is a screenshot of my order though so you have an idea what it looks like. It cost N4.2k at the time (May).

I use a 40000mAh/111wh Solar & Dc power bank which I purchased from Jumia about 2 months ago. I am more than satisfied with it. It can charge my phone to 100% from almost zero twice a day. I don't even knw the name of the brand but it is Made in China sha

Tellemall:
Don't mind the people who don't believe it. Everything must be digitally manipulated. Nothing, to them, can possibly be real. There are several black people I've seen with that condition. Very beautiful eyes. Real sapphire.

You won't believe how someone responded asking me if I haven't seen such "offline" it can't be true since we always keep our brains online. Such an oddball comment and so silly. Like all our lives should central on what's locally seen only. For most, knowledge is clearly not power.
Cheers jare.

nerilove:
I'm so sorry but I've not seen any around Africa because I travel a lot. I don't believe everything from goolge. It might be true.

Google is simply a search engine as you well know. It simply redirects your queries to different links and websites. You can simply use another. The entire global research studies in different medical websites can't all be lying. Sheeeesh.

goingape1:
have you seen anyone with SUCH offline

you people will be keep ya brain online but don't know anything offline.

Senseless response. I can't even with you...