₦airaland Forum

chocolateme:
They should take it easy oo shaa, she is a woman and weak, I fear she may slump as she has been hospitalized for long. I never really liked her and these evils she has done but I don't want her to die or break down from heart attack. I will understand if you quote me negatively. By the way.

Seriously
No, seriously you actually typed this comment
Gawd! Somebody shot me now!!!

OrlandoOwoh:
*Fashola got the slot of Lagos State, where Abike Dabiri is from.

*Ngige got the slot of Anambra State, where Soludo is from.

*Amaechi got the slot of Rivers State, where David-West is from.

*Fayemi got the slot of Ekiti State, where Falana is from.

*Kachikwu got the slot of Delta State, where Pat Utomi is from.

U are wonderfully wise!

Gosh, I missed the broadcast.
Pls where is the full list?
Did Utomi make d cut?

Fxwarrior:
What baffles me is when people keep saying there's no job. There are jobs.The only impediment is that how can I a whole graduate be selling bread, akara, purewater, gala,lacasera, cake,bons, chinchin, meatpie..The list is inexhaustive.
Yet there is money atleast 20-40k/month in most of these businesses.
Its far better than working in these companies and being paid 10-15k with hard labour!
I have been there.

I agree with u bro. I wish u the best

benedima1990:
Am ashamed to say this but my mother is just the best.

U have absolutely nothing to be ashamed of.
She is your mother. Her love for you is pure.
If she can't help her own child at a temporary point of need, who will she help?
Just keep the fire of hope burning, you will definitely get a job soon.

chigo93:
you called my former president Otuoke Charlatan.

And

chigo93:
A cuty shldnt use heavy words on a personality .

And the personality being?

TonyeBarcanista:
Sweetheart, I'm wondering the points you are trying to make..

Keep wondering....

TonyeBarcanista:
Sweetheart, why are you convulsing?

My baby why r u trying to be evasive

chigo93:
Baby gyal, a cute guy like me don't expect this from you. Using such words,terms shouldn't be your style love!

Cuty shld be a lover and not a fighter

R u equating a "cuty" to someone who shouldn't voice an opinion?

Na real Princess Elisabeth!
Squint and u will actually see d silver spoon dangling from her mouth.
Cute baby!

TonyeBarcanista:
You see your life? Did Bubu promised to return the girls or not? Did Bubu pledged not to run for office in 2015 or not? Did GEJ commission the military to find the girls or not? Did the Governor cooperate with the search party? Try adopt sincerity for once my baby.

When did ur Otuoke Charlatan commission d military is d question? Amid the international outcry for their release, what did he and his drunkard illiterate wife do for months? Nothing! Please keep on Wailing "my baby".

Lastpage thanks for your comments jare. They r truly shameless vagabonds!

Where is Barcanista o? Come and read o.
I suppose it's the British who orchestrated this search too abi?
PDP the party made up of a den of thieves!

TonyeBarcanista:
Have the girls been found?

Did GEJ find them? Did they get "missing" and remain missing under PMB's watch? How much effort did GEJ actually make to try to find them apart from his half-heartened and very convenient attempt a few weeks before the general elections (elections which I may also add he had lied he wouldn't participate in)? Oh and when they are found, we should also expect another rejoinder thread from you titled - Why PMB should not take credit for the finding of the Chibok Girls.
Barca, Go and answer all the unanswered questions u ran from in ur other thread and don't follow me here o!

ionsman:
They can never be found because of this your missile-like English.

You even emboldened the last bomb..

omg!

TonyeBarcanista:
Sweetheart, all these for me? It's like you guys in APC don't want criticism.

Ur criticism is heavily biased and clouded in delusions. And u cleverly avoided the question and similar ones posed to you by others on this thread.
It's like u guys in PDP just can't accept the fact that Nigerians voted you out. From Fayose, to Wine, to that lapdog called FFK, to you. Your insults won't work and it won't change the fact that you are all stuck with APC for the next 4yrs.
#KeepOnWailing

TonyeBarcanista and under whose government did the so called Diedani work for, steal from, and work scot free from? Or did that little piece of info get swipped from your memory. U are anti-APC and Nothing, absolutely nothing they do will be seen as any form of credit in your eyes. You stupidly stubbornly prefer to forge ahead and throw shade wherever it suits you against APC, blinded by the excessive corruption that plagued your Messiah; Jonathan the Charlatan's regime and that of the entire 16year reign of the PDP.
Get it into your head, PMB is the President. PMB will continue to be the president till 2019. U can write hate threads from now till thy kingdom come, it won't change anything.
#KeepOnWailing,Wailer!

Slimzjoe:
So my Crush has been Busted?!
They Should Jejely Return our Money to us

Bhad guy, so they should return only "our"money?
They shouldn't return ur crush back to u?

damton:
Somebody that Nigeria will celebrate and give chieftaincy title would be arrested in another country for crime. Nigeria I hail

True talk my brother. Such a crying shame!

MizMyColi, I know that a lot of people will refuse to read the sublime message from that write-up and may call it feminist and free-thinking or new-age (none of which I see anything wrong with btw).
To you I would say this, God bless u sister!

Chestar5:
whorish mammalia

No seriously, I nearly fell off my seat from the answer you gave!

modelmike7:
We 'actually' know he was stoned!.. He is just denying the obvious and what a pathological liar he is...... This reminds me of this famous quote '' We steal money because people don't stone us''... Rotimi Amaechi December 2013.

Rotimi Amaechi actually uttered that statement? A then serving Governor? Amazing!

LOUIS6:
See my Asaba sis o


Proudly Delta...




Who no come.. no go know

yes o!

Kindly spread the word.
More CVs required please.

Up Delta..repping Asaba toh bhad!

Interesting.
I am still a bit opposed to Odimegwu though.
Poor Fashola, this is not his best year.
Would have wished for more South East representation too but one can't have it all.

blessedtwins:
I am an experienced production supervisor and have sent my cv and cover letter.

Email received. It will be reviewed and my team will revert once all applications have been received. Many thanks and good luck.

jnrbayano:
Nice

Hey you! Thanks

Hello all, a start-up biscuit manufacturing company wishes to employ the services of an Experienced Production Manager and Production Supervisor resident within outer Lagos/Mowe region. Remuneration is highly attractive.
Must be knowledgeable in the organisation, monitoring and implementation of the entire biscuit production process chain.
Age: Not more than 35 years (for both available positions).

Interested applicants should kindly forward a copy of their CV and cover letters to: wearebiscuitsnigeria@yahoo.com
All CVs are expected to be received on or before September 30th, 2015.

badassProdigy, comon how could u miss out Funke Akindele and Taraji P Henson or Basorge Tariah jnr and Martin Lawrence

captainobvious you are Hilarious!
The sigh, the messy desk, frown and paper carrying
And that number 10? Epic!

armadeo:
Every Easter from Friday to Monday. Good times fellow Lander good times.

I feel like going back to my childhood

Me too bro. #sigh