when one talks of a good salary for a graduate
one should not confuse it for the salary of a trainee who is a fresh graduate from school
when one talks of a graduate one should realise that the individual could have been working for some time in the company and okay

could someone pls decipher that message

defence

xzibit

pretty

tamar

thats good for him
a man should not sit on the back of a lion and terrorise others cos when it finishes eatting others it would turn round to eat him

i want to help that guy scratch his eyes

omarion

abeg how does the stuff work

wats is this all about?

i'm hungry
can someone pass me part of meal?

My uncle once spent days looking for his new hat. Finally, he decided that he'd go to church on Sunday and sit at the back. During the service he would sneak out and grab a hat from the rack at the front door.

On Sunday, he went to church and sat at the back. The sermon was about the 10 commandments. He sat through the whole sermon and instead of sneaking out he waited until the sermon was over and went to talk to the minister.

"Father, I came here today to steal a hat to replace the one I lost. But after hearing your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I changed my mind."

The minister said, "Bless you my son. Was it when I started to preach thou shall not steal, that changed your heart?"

My uncle responded, "No, it was the one on adultery. When you started to preach on that, I remembered where I left my hat."

compared to alams i'll say Dariye is a saint
can u imagine alams dressing like a woman
what if he was caught in the process
or the nigerian navy shot him as he was sneaking into the country

ecomony

cartoons (ali baba and the forty thieves)

jokes

giggles

oh o!
was that me talking?

i'll help them look out
but please tell me what is hardened?
their minds or their d!ck?

happiness

CimonJorr:

And my nomination for[b] the most embarassing quote of the year [/b] is....

[url=http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/news/national/2005/nov/22/national%20-22-11-2005-001main.htm] http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/news/national/2005/nov/22/national%20-22-11-2005-001main.htm [/url]


Chei ! ! ! ! ! ...

Nigerians have suffered..

just don't worry,
one of this coming sundays, alams go do one better thanksgiving for church

transition

feelings

lawyers practices more of deception than lying

petals

very funny

Natasha Bedingfield

visions

lemar

language

jadakiss