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oyb:Tell me brother -would Bill Gates hire another college drop out to be the head of microsoft?? ![]() |
thx guys for the info pls how do i check the admission status wat are the datas i need to check it my uncle wants me to check for his ward |
A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running alongside his car. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with him, as he was doing 50 mph. He accelerated to 60, and the chicken stayed right next to him. He sped up to 75 mph, and the chicken passed him. The man noticed that the chicken had three legs. So he followed the chicken down a road and ended up at a farm. He got out of his car and saw that all the chickens had three legs. He asked the farmer, "What's up with these chickens?" The farmer said "Well, everybody likes chicken legs, so I bred a three-legged bird. I'm going to be a millionaire." The man asked him how they tasted. The farmer said, "Don't know, haven't caught one yet." |
i am a firm believer that "what ever u do to the least of my brothers u don unto me" if the life being saved is a creation of God (whether born again, against, or not even born at all) then it would be equivalent to paying your tithe in the church i'm not saying we should use the money for our tithes to solve our personal probelms oh |
i'm looking for a self contain apartment in Abj (that is a room with a kitchen and toilet where i won't share with other tenants) my preferred location is utako, jabi, garki, wuse or somewhere closer to town |
i'm looking for a self contain, that is a bedroom, with in built kitchen and toilet (i don't want to share facilities with other tenants) how much can i get that? my preferred location is jabi, utako or Garki |
@ paribus what u need as a valid identification to receive money in nigeria is a valid drivers license or ur international passport while the latter is not readily available for scammers, the former can be gotten in any name (even George Bush, bill clinton, bill gates, etc) for the sum of five thousand naira |
i lost my old phone so i need pack my old ring tone its "between me and you" by "Ja rule" can any one help me with the ringtone thanks |
i have a cscs account but until now i've not recieve any form of the bonus either electronically or certificate what should i do in this case |
what happening to our guiness bonus certificates for last year uptill now i have'nt gotten my certificate for the 1 for 4 |
i left my phone on the table went out came back and it was gone |
slb's test does'nt have english at all wats there is just giving u some shapes and asking u to choose which one comes next some maths gears and some common sense engineering questions concerning mechanics good luck |
u guys are really doing a great job sorry to digrest a little but i urgently need to help a friend could any one supply me with the registrars of the underlisted companies UBA UTC FIRST BANK ZENITH UAC SCOA UNION BANK ure help is need cos the friend is trying to get hold of some lost dividend or bonus since the early 90's |
this is a very ridiculous statement what if they take 2:2 then those with 3rd class would say that they where left out if the guy with a 2:1 does'nt have an advantage then tell me what is the essence of struggling to make a 2;1?? |
TerraCotta:http://www.thetimesofnigeria.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1675&PHPSESSID=a7b59f046f3494f2129d60657009f677 read the end of the above link and get ure facts right atiku was a hero and not a villian how and u claim that obj is a good politician and then turn around to say he was doing yar adua a favour by picking atiku. Good politicians don't do favours |
http://www.thetimesofnigeria.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1675&PHPSESSID=a7b59f046f3494f2129d60657009f677 from reading prof. soyinka paper i could tell that in the 53 suitcase saga, Atiku was a hero and not a villian as some people are trying to betray thim this administration in a bid to prolong it self there was some clashes between obj and atiku as atiku has refused to back the presidency in its evil plot they have decide to use black mail and character assasination against him let us not be fooled at this if not we would be helping them achieve their evil deeds |
thats a good one i guess many ppl don't understand the joke - to bad for them ![]() |
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my bosom is barely above my waist, and my bottom is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself." He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight." Services for the husband will be held Saturday morning at 10:30 at St. Anselm's Memorial Chapel. |
in term of availability of good techinal skills try out a beamer they got a good loaded (computerised) service center in the major cities of the country there u can get specialist working on ure vehicle instead of those artisans using ure car for trial and error |
Elton John |
dru hill |
u better not touch that ar$e especially if u want to be employed in immgrations men i went to their office the other day and all the ladies there had an ar$e interview before they where employed i did'nt see a small ar$e in sight |
abba |
i thank my God that this evil wind has blown over heard our names where sent to abuja today for NYSC |
yolanda adams |
books |
men its a manual any day any time i prefer a manual even in traffic congestion where its easier for me to drag road manual makes driving fun not just relaxing |
love all these but why did it c[/b]eas[b]e? |

