now the fight is reduced as there is enough laps for everybody

how do i get the settings to browse with my sonyericsson k700i
i use a celtel line

in the oil sector, the oil servicing companies pay far higher(-slumberger, baker hughers etc) than the producing company(shell, elf, cheveron etc)
considering that while the workers of producing comapanies work from 0700hrs- 1700hrs on weekdays only, the workers in the oil servicing companies work 24/7 and i really mean 24/7
weekends and public holidays included (christmasday etc)
most of them don't even have time for their families and are adequately compensated for that.
field workers for oil servicing companies are paid handsome allowances for days spent on the rig starting from about USD80/day and even surpasses USD300/day
i personally know of field personnels who take home over one million naira per month
oil producing companies don't pay fantastict allowance for their personnel on their platform that is a fact

as with all other decisions in life, i strongly believe that since one is going to personally bear the burnt of his or her actions, s/he should get as much advise as they please but the final decision should be that of the person(s) concerned
in this case, those of the intending couple

theres only two thing that makes a happy marriage
thats tolerance and understanding

nelly

wedding

maps

Faith evans

weddings

temple

worship

if a lawyer knows his clients is guilty he could be disbarred for putting him on the stand to say otherwise?

Pampi:

A lot of things said, but here is the reality.

One man businesses such as yours usually don't pay the dream salaries but they make up for it in excellent training. Whatever u pay a fresh graduate the most important thing you can give him or her is a solid beginning. But I recommend a minimum salary of 25K for freshers if you can afford it and if you can afford more then raise it.

Take me for instance, my first job in 1999 was for a small consulting firm (engineers/project managers) and my salary was 10K. I spent 5 years in that firm and my last salary there was 45K. But i had bought a car, could take up any engineering design job, became a registered engineer and finished a masters degree and got married. I left the consulting for a FCMG and I'm now in a bank.

So over the training not the salary.

are u sure u did all this stuff only on ur salary?

lifting

why are u guys expecting better services from PHCN abi no be the same ppl wey run NEPA dey run am
when star and stout change bottle abi the drink taste change?

hot-angel:

Hunnie, she might be afraid because it could be that she hasnt had a first kiss yet. See, it's kind of normal (not really)... for a girl to be afraid of her first kiss. All u need to do, is make sure your mouth smell nice (use mint and ish)... and then kiss her cheeks, go to her ear, and then look into her eyes.. using your hand to hold her face to be in front of your face, and tell her to look into your eyes.. kiss her forehead again, and then go for the lips... using your other hand to hold her body close to urs. I tell u she'll forget that she's afraid of kissing.

Dont just go in front of her, and bring your mouth to her mouth, or even ask her :can i kiss u now? I know u might want to ask for permission, but on the realz tho.. when u feel the moment is right.. just look into her eyes, tell her u love her.. kiss her forehead like u normally DON'T.. go for her ear (is it just me... or does is there really power in the ear) ..*my body is shivvering*. Anyways like i was saying, Just kiss her when u've gotten her to be in the mood. Good luck hun, and u also got to make sure.. your breath don't stink. Don't kiss her after eating pickle and onions.

BUT if your girl is head over heels about you not kissing her.. Just leave her alone and MAKE GOOD USE OF THE PART U ARE ALLOWED TO KISS. SHebi its' just lips u can't kiss. Go for the ear, neck, forhead, cheeks, neck again, ear again...

Plus... don't be sloppy when kissing her ear.. just bite em a lil, kiss em.. I swear to my black ass. When she see the wonderful job you're doing with those part, she wouldn't be able to wait any longer for u to kiss her lips and not just her lips... (also for u to do some magic with her tongue).

come na romance class we dey organize here now

@seun
abeg make u begin collect school fees oh

men that guy is a king

hell no
i don't share my clothings, towel deodorant or any thing that touches my skin with anybody
if u like it then its a good reason to go get ur own

could u kindly post an artist name so that we could learn how to play the game better

bobby brown

zitto alex

if i don't like the food i'm eating, the sight of the food gives me consolation to go on eating
once i pick up my meat to eat, it signals the end of the meal

A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the night with her for $500. So they do. Before he leaves, he
tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but he will have his secretary write acheck and mail it to her, calling the payment "Rent for Apartment".

On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following typed note:

Dear Madam:
Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon,
because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that;

1) It had never been occupied.
2) That there was plenty of heat.
3) That it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.

However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the Check for $250 with the following note:

Dear Sir,

First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlady.

Send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady.

> Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar

> around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the

> bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was now

> on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a

> ledge of a tall building preparing to jump.

> The blonde looked at Homer and said, "Do you think

> he'll jump?" Homer said, "You know, I bet he'll

> jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

> Homer placed 20 dollars on the bar and said, "You're

> on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar,

> the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling

> to his death.

> The blonde was very upset and handed her 20 dollars

> to Homer, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

> Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this

> earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."

> The blonde replied, "I did too; but I didn't think

> he'd do it again."

> Homer took the money...........

waste

for me i believe that ppl will be judged according to their consciences
ie did u do the things that where expected of u by ure religion
i'm grateful that no religion teaches us bad things?
so whether christain or muslim or wherever we worship we should be sure that we leave of leaving our lives according to their good teachings

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an
old man
>walking with his legs spread apart.
>
>One of the students said to his friend: "I'm sure he has Petry
Syndrome.
>Those people walk just like that."
>
>The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has
>Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks just as we learned in class."
>
>Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man.
>
>They approached the old man and one of the students said to him:
"We're
>medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we
>couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what
it
>is?
>
>
>The old man said: "I'll tell you, but first you'll tell me what you
think."
>
>One of the students said: "I think it's Petry Syndrome."
>
>The old man said: "You thought......... but you're wrong."
>
>Then the other student said: "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
>
>The old man said: "You thought........ but you're wrong."
>
>So they asked him: "Well, what do you have?"
>
>And the old man said: "I thought It was a fart........... but I was
wrong."

the babe no big pass trouble wey poor man dey see for 9ja
so make the man ride on
if dem no get work make the man and woman go do exhibition
ppl go pay cash come look

A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money. "How much do they run?" he asked the clerk.

"That depends," said the salesman. "They run from $2.00 to $2,000."

"Let's see the $2.00 model," he said.

The clerk put the device around the man's neck. "You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket," he instructed.

"How does it work?" the customer asked.

"For $2.00 it doesn't work," the salesman replied. "But when people see it on you, they'll talk louder!"

An elderly couple were having dinner at another couple's house and after their meal, the wives left the table to go to the kitchen.

The two elderly gents were talking, and one says: "Last night we went out to a fabulous new restaurant .I'd highly recommend."

The other man says: "What's the name of the restaurant?"

The first man thinks long and hard with a furrowed brow, finally saying: "Ah, what is the name of that red flower you give to someone you love?"

His friend replies: "A carnation?" "No, no. The other one," the man says.

His friend suggest "The poppy?"

"No, no, no" growls the man.

"You know - the one that is red and has thorns."

His friend says: "Do you mean a rose?"

"Yes! Thank you!" the first man says. He then turns toward the kitchen and yells: "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"

who ever has gone fishing will know that when u throw a line, u never catch all the fishes at a spot at once

now if that fish asks u why it was the only one u caugth when there are still others in the river do u throw it back in?


alams stole our money and is arrested for it

if we do not start from somewhere to expect crediblity from our leaders then nigeria will be in trouble