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nandulchic: Asin ?? I wonda if u got a brain. Even wit al dis, u cnt seem 2 understand dat wen olacin am argument, u state d tru fact. Its not a deb8. U r meant 2 say "its like arguing dat water is transparent" nt white! I was tryna correct u, enuf of da childishness

1. i'm in jokes section and i'm having fun
2. when two party are reaching a conclusion but with opposite solutions, argument occurs.
3. Argument titled "Nigeria is in South America", can either be supported or opposed
4. ...back to the topic, the answer is obviously 20 that statement of mine was just connotative

Why is it so hard for you to accept the reality

nandulchic: Eyah mayb ur engish teacher was a lil smarter dan jonny bravo bt i trust mine was dexter mrs white water! How lame does it sound or oops! Hpe it aint wat m tinkin? U weren't tot colourin. Eyah! Hard luck

Gosh!!!
You're obviously dull

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obowunmi: Why so harsh? Easy on the babe na

:O She shouldn't take it hard, we're in 'JOKEs' section.

nandulchic: water z white? Mehn! R u sure u dnt drink detergent?

you english is either a joke or your teachers have been jokers....
you can either argue in support or against the statement.
If i say you're brilliant, i'm joking.

before granting you visa, you must have least 7908.-€ in your account and you have access to withdraw maximum of 659.64.-€ per month.
you have the access to withdraw a maximum of 300.-€ per day. This monthly money might look enough but they might not actually be enough for your first 2 - 3 months. so, you have to bring a little extra for your first few months and because your account might not get unblocked until after 2 - 3 weeks of going to the bank.
and... in your first few days, you have to pay (most essentially) for bus and train ticket which is generally termed 'BAHN TICKET' in German.

there are threads dedicated to this stuffs, check them out

achi4u: my guy is not evil am only trying to secure my future....my inheritance!
the st.upid party is even more evil though!

your inheritance is never what you don't work for. and even if you successfuly dupe him of that.... 2million can't take you nowhere and you'll end up squandering it in a more silly way.
have you ever read of people who have 'a secured future'? 2 million is nothing!!! and atop of that, this thinking of yours can never bring no good.

why will Nigeria be better with these kinds of thinking


i want to believe that's just a joke.

mine is rukimichimochi. i think itz kinda fun

this arguement is really a joke and these guys are certainly jokers. it's just like arguing that the colour of water is white. lmao

that really got me, and i think i look funny too!!!

fados4sure: Schools in Brandenburg, cotbus and Berlin teach in English so, language is not a barrier.
BTU cottbus and DRASDEN lecture in English and house rent is €80/mnth and €77 for health insurance. German block account is €6000 not €8000.

Hey I'm not trying to go against you but i think i have to make a little adjustment. That might really be right but please, don't just advise people on something as sensitive as this if you don't really have the hands on experience. If you ever wish studying in Germany, i'll advise you to think about ONLY schools in the west and the south FIRST because of racism. Neo-Nazis and co....
You may decide to later move there after knowing how the system works but please, try avoiding the East. I have never personally experienced it because i minimize my adventure.
Despite the fact that most nazi references are forbidden, there is is a neo-nazi party (please, i don't have proof of this) and they make up to 5,5% of the total population. And good number of the 5'5% are in the east (including Berlin).

I don't know about the visa stuff in Ireland but i heard that life is a little bit more comfortable if you have a job. I won't advise you to go to Spain if you want to work because many Spanish come to Germany for better job. I'll advise you to come to Germany because you'll have high opportunity of getting job and yeah... the language is very important if you can take the pain of learning it, it'll be a plus- even in your future career.
And oh... some British guys are also relocating to Germany because of the Economy.

If you eventually decide to come to Germany, try arming your self with extra money for the first three months because you might be able to work (legally) then.

Goodluck!

I THINK THIS POST AND IT'S COMMENTS HAVE SHOWN WHY MANY DREAMS IN OUR BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY CRUMBLE...
BECAUSE, FOR A GOOD IDEA- THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE WHOM CAN NOT EVEN CATER FOR THEMSELVES OR SOME WHO DON'T EVEN HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO DEVELOP A RECORD BREAKING VISIONS BUT ARE WILLING TO STOP PEOPLE LIKE YOU.
NB: IF YOU DON'T EMBARK ON THIS QUEST, PEOPLE WILL DO, IT MAY NOT BE NOW BUT VERY SOON----

I feel the extent of our problem in Nigeria is more than what we can tackle as a whole, it is damn to big!!!
I think we have to go back and learn a little from the Mayans (that's if according to them the world doesn't end in few weeks ), letting our lives revolve around timing. I think with that awareness, we can help our immediate environment to time.
I love to say, "even if this country doesn't get better, Gold helping me, people around me will get better"

...back to the topic, i think we have to be a little short sighted so as to share the little resources available with few people whom we know the goodness in their lives will be contracted by others!

Operalex: lunatic no fit do dat, infact ur 2day trip get as hi be. Be warned, u may nt reach kad in 3months time and death may be d end

READ ABOUT HOW YOUR FOREFATHERS JOURNEYED BEFORE THE INVENTION OF CARS AND SOUGHT OF SORT.
I CAN BELIEVE THE EXTENT THIS WESTERN CULTURE HAS INFESTED ITSELF INTO OUR THINKING.

MY GREAT GRAND FATHERS OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T DIE WHILE JOURNEYING

[quote author=eva_tee]Oniranu!!!! Why don't u start by counting the number of bridges in lasgidi.....if u want to commit suicide, u cld av done tha ryt inside your room without u coming on here to talk trash.......I don't blame u!!! NL is not meant for pple lyk u.[/quote]WHAT SORT OF PEOPLE IS IT FOR
PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT MAKES UP OF THE MOST POPULATION OF OUR COUNTRY WHO KNOWs NOTHING ABOUT MAKING IT IN LIFE
WE ALL DREAM OF BEING LIKE USAIN BOLT BUT CAN NEVER TRAIN WITH CHEETAH...

Kay1kay1: @ OP
If you're doing this for a good cause, it 's super... But as soon as you get enough media attention, be ready to be kidn.ap.ped. In essence, $20K is small. Get ran.som money also from your sponsors for the Lag-Maid route...Except if you change route then safety could be guaranteed. Wish you the best...

THAT'S ONE OF THE MAIN REASONS HE SHOULD GET INSURED

AND OH....
WHEN YOU KNOW THE WHOLE WORLD IS SUPPORTING YOU, YOU WON'T BECOME LONELY
......
AFTER ALL, THE FULANIS DO THAT ALMOST EVERY SEASON, WHY CAN'T YOU

AND OH.... IF I CAN STILL REMEMBER HOW THE MARKET WORKS,
...AFTER ENOUGH PUBLICITY, YOU GET PAID BY THE TRAFFIC YOUR BLOG DRAWS
...iF YOU'RE LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE COVERED, EVERY EPISODE OF YOUR JOURNEY WILL BE SOLD (TV ADVERTS e.t.c)
...YOU GET PAID ON YOUR BLOG BECAUSE YOUR BLOG MIGHT NEVER DIE (ADVERTS AND co...)
....START COVERAGE FROM YOUR FIRST DAY OF TRAINING
HEY MAN... IF YOU CAN DO THIS, THIS FUNNY NIGERIANS WILL STILL QUEUE UP FOR SIGNATURE.

YOU CAN WRITE A BOKK ABOUT IT WHEN YOU'RE DONE...
MANY MANY OPPORTUNITIES,

I THINK BBC SPONSORS STUFFS LIKE THIS ALSO...
RESEARCH A LOT MAN, YOU'LL DEFINITELY BE GREAT IF YOU CAN MAKE IT.....

AND A TOP OF IF ALLL, I GUESS YOU DECIDED ON THAT BEFORE YOU GOT SPONSORED,

YOU GET YOUR FAVORITE GIRL WHEN YOU BECOME POPULAR
...IT'S THE FUN MAN...

Hey, i think you're about breaking some records but i have some advice for you.
1. Choose another city (your safety should be the first)
2. Get enough physical training (don't think you've gotten everything it takes)
3. Publicize it, let the whole world knows (you won't just be rich but 'll be inclusively popular, coz' that's a great concept many haven't thought of "Guinness Book of Records shouldn't be that hard to contact" )
4. Try seeking for more sponsors so as to draw more attention.
5. Research about people who have done stuffs related to that and work on their progress.
NB: When you have a lot of attention, you won't only be popular but you can strike a deal with Redbull (as a model), or other related companies.
Even this big Telecommunication companies can contact you.
You're on the verge of being the best, don't be discouraged. Nothing comes easy.....

MOST COMMENTS HERE HAVE SHOWN THE WAY AN AVERAGE NIGERIAN THINKS, WE WANT TO MAKE IT BUT DON'T WANT TO SUFFER, WHAT PLEASURE COMES WITHOUT PAIN?
WHY WON'T WE BE ONE OF THE WORST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD WHEN A HANDFUL OF THE WHOLE POPULATION THINKS LIKE THIS.....


HEY GUYS, GO BACK AND WATCH GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS, NONE OF THOSE RECORDS CAME EASY.... ARE THEY ALL POOR
THIS COUNTRY CAN NEVER BE GOOD IF WE CONTINUE THINKING LIKE THIS, DO YOU THINK THOSE GREAT COUNTRIES GOT POWERS THROUGH LOTTO!!!!!


HEY GUYS!!! IT'S NOT THAT HE MUST FINISH THE JOURNEY IN A DAY!!! HE CAN REST ON THE WAY!!!
WHY IS EVERYONE THINKING LIKE THIS

hey OP, this might not really be the best advice but you have to be smart...
1. The girl is gone, so... forget about that part!!!
2. Although, a million cannot regain what you might have lost on her but....
3.a million + whatever you have + that insult in enough motivation for you to make it better than the man
4. it may take time but you can't fight and pls 4get about Karma
5. Make enough money and make sure you get someone better... there's always someone better (when you have better money)
shine your eye oooo

don't mind my grammar abeg, you go understand when you start to dey speak this 'sheiße' (stupid) language.

This site teaches you free deutsch (http://www.dw.de/dw/0,,9572,00.html) click on the woman with laptop

i don't really know enough about the embassy and co but i'll try to advice more on the life and other stuffs here.

hey guys, it's so unfortunate that as much as like to write and help people... i'm too busy to be persistent. i just to to tell everyone here who is applying to German english to schools because they are scared of the language, that's not really too good.

according ti the visa stuff, you have to have around 8000 box in your account and can only withdraw 650 per month. After paying for rent, semester fee, transportation and co you'll be left with almost nothing for the month. and... you have to go shopping everyother week, it's around 40 euro per time, if you wanna go clubbing (in some places like in Düsseldorf NRW), i've payed over 6 box per time. you have to get insurance (monthly deduction), you have to get internet flat rate (also monthly deduction) and so on....
if you don't really want to be stranded, you have to either be very conservative (which is not really realistic), you have to request money from home every month or you have to work.
Hardly can you see an employer that will prefer you to over 10 people out there that are desperate for the job and they speak better... so guys try learning some stuffs for back up.
Note: good stuffs like clothes and shoes are not as cheap as other european coutries
(my personal experience). a shoe that was bought in Nigeria for me cost around 50 box here.
Buy good shoes and some clothes while coming( just my view)
try to bring some Nigerian stuffs coz you might not like buying a 7€ cooked rice with some stuffs that's not sweet ( personal experience o)
it's just very great here but your first few weeks might not be too friendly, prepare!!!
see you in Germany

bittyend: GTFOH. Money begets women. Let it rain and the bi.tch would be in your yard the next day.

100% man, whoever says money can't buy happiness had to be broke

@belamour,
i'm sorry i cant guage your chances of getting a visa as i have little tie with the Embassy in Nigeria.
What i'm sure of is that you'll have more chances if you've met all requirements. What i know about the Germans so far is that, despite the fact that they are skeptical when it comes to dealing with Africans when it comes to affairs of state. Rules are Rules and when they are met you have your rights. Apply for the visa and be sure you have every required documents, don't present misquoted documents and if you have to be diplomatic, be careful with it.

I have better handlings with info in Germany than in Nigeria, i'm sorry.
Goodluck.

hey guyz, i live in Cologne, NRW. I will like to help with any questions i have answers for.

pls, i'm not willing to give out my personal information; so, dont ask. Don't also bother sending me private mail coz i cant get it. See you around

any body around Hbf in Düs?

Thanks for the heads man. imma check it up

The cream of fashion comes from Indian designers that have taken the world by storm. Designs of Ritu Kumar and Ritu Beri have walked international ramps taking India to the world. Particularly the fashions from India that are preferred the world over are the kurtis, satin shirts and linen clothes with innovative prints that nobody has seen before. The best part being they look good on Indian skin implicating that the materials and colours can enhance further the white skin.
Fashion designing in India had always been there and has churned out some of the best Indian fashion designers like Wendell Rodricks, Sabyasachi Mukherjee, Manish Malhotra and a host of other designers.

i feel your pain, but...
it's unfortunately not as easy, people (we) need more than just words, we need motivation. Nature doesn't even support this kind of movement as people who are willing to embrace change are with the burden of catering for their family, why will they resort to a positive movement in poverty while there are many negative movements that'll pay you bunch. The New Nigeria needs more than just poetry, it's need action, it needs a leader of will and might, a leader who is a leader in all ramification (monetarily, achievement-wise and otherwise). I just wish people can be dedicated to the cause, but... come to think of it, how many people are willing to sacrifice for the success of this cause

Anyway, i dunno want to discourage you, goodluck on your Crusade!!!

I feel it is fine to use fashion models in advertising to sell cars and other skeek stuffs. Why not?
What ever works...
I think if you have a fun, fast and sleek sports car, a fashion model would help bring out the best appeal of the car. Cute girls and fast cars seem to me to always go together. Judging from the car shows I have attended. You see a souped up car and well a good looking woman mingling around the same car makes it look even hotter. Each to their own however. Some may not feel the same. Perhaps if it were a lady looking to purchase her dream car, a male model would be more enticing than a female. I do not see any reason why human models can not be or should not be used in advertising methods to promote cars.

buh.. phones...
can't say

Italy and France have good designers, but it is all up to personal opinion. Japan may have weird fashion styles (google search harajuku fashion and lolita fashion) but they would think american clothes were bad. It is all down to personal taste