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Religion / Re: Girl Gives Birth To Baby Boy In Oyo After Having Sex With Snake (photo) by volcanoash(f): 12:16pm On Apr 19, 2015
Even Liar mohammed will be astonished with this lie.

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Celebrities / Re: Angela Okorie & Son In Stunning Photos by volcanoash(f): 9:42pm On Apr 07, 2015
How this fine babe go take enter lagoon... some guys go dive enter follow am without life jacket.
Celebrities / Re: Angela Okorie & Son In Stunning Photos by volcanoash(f): 9:37pm On Apr 07, 2015
Taranta
Politics / Re: Buhari’s Blue Print: ‘my First 100 Days In Office by volcanoash(f): 4:57pm On Apr 03, 2015
MEILYN:
Ohhh I feel like crying cry...... I know Buhari to be a man of his words. I trust him and I know he is going to deliver with the help of Osinbajo, Fashola, Fayemi and the rest of APC team.

Why not mention tinubu like the other three or he insignificantly falls into the rest of the apc team
Crime / Re: GANG RAPE: Suspected Cultists Rape 18-year-old Girl At Gunpoint In Bayelsa by volcanoash(f): 9:25pm On Mar 04, 2015
9ja is fast becoming another India in terms of rape. Something need to be done urgently to check this ugly trend.
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Claims Life Of Another Young Soldier (photo) by volcanoash(f): 7:24pm On Feb 07, 2015
smh
Religion / Re: Certificate Saga: Apostle Suleiman's 2015 Prophecies: See No 47- by volcanoash(f): 4:30pm On Jan 25, 2015
drnairalov:
seen 44 is dabid oyedepo..so many negative prophecies can som1 take me 2 his 2014 prophecies leme se if dey came 2 pass

'D' is not the third letter! Chris Okotie should be it.
Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke, Ini Edo, Gbenro Ajibade, Gideon Okeke & More Become INEC Ambassadors by volcanoash(f): 3:08am On Jan 20, 2015
VickyyB:
I have a crush on Gbenro Ajibade and Gideon Okeke.
Waiting for the day they'll ask me out. grin

If Ini Edo catch you eeehh, you will hear winhhhh.
Crime / Re: "Job Seekers Are The Easiest To Dupe" - Arrested 419 Kingpin [pictured] by volcanoash(f): 6:15pm On Dec 19, 2014
Look at him.. He has been hitting his head on the ground praying to his God to provide more victims.

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Celebrities / Re: Tchidi & Nuella Chikere Welcome Baby Girl In The US by volcanoash(f): 2:05pm On Dec 04, 2014
angelTI:
....and an innocent child has been brought into the mess.

Congrats to them though

u mean Tess brought into the mess ?
Celebrities / Re: 9ice Rides Horse To APC Secretariat To Submit Nomination Form by volcanoash(f): 2:45pm On Nov 25, 2014
SuperModerator:

I'm an Igbo guy but I have to call you a big fool

Are you sure the guy is ibo? What if he is from another tribe?

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Politics / Re: Hunters Kill 80 Insurgents, Reclaim Mahia by volcanoash(f): 9:51am On Nov 15, 2014
These mahia hunters are mafians!!
Forum Games / Re: Photo: Which Button Would You Hit ? Come In And Show Wisdom ... by volcanoash(f): 3:59am On Nov 14, 2014
Kirinwa:


People like you are reasons why lottery, pool, baba ijebu, casino, all kinds of betting will continue to thrive despite wreaking lives.

This is no lottery or baba ijebu!! There is no compulsion to spend your money in order to get the benefit. It is purely two gifts to choose from even though benefiting from one of the gifts has a little bit of uncertainty. Think of it as father Christmas offering two gifts to you, one open and the other wrapped and you are supposed to take one. The wrapped gift would appeal to me more because of curiosity.
Forum Games / Re: Photo: Which Button Would You Hit ? Come In And Show Wisdom ... by volcanoash(f): 8:32pm On Nov 13, 2014
Hit the green jare. The margin is so big to ignore easily.. 50/50 chance is still pretty lot of chance. Always dream and go for the bigger picture... who knows that might be your lucky day. whoever watched the final duel of 'and the winner is' anchored by Uti nwachukwu will understand what I am saying. Some guy threw away 10 million naira plus a car and settled for far less 2 million just because he wants to play safe and probably he is going to be haunted for a very long time for that decision.
Religion / Re: Myles Munroe, His Wife & Daughter Are Dead (Plane Crash) by volcanoash(f): 1:23pm On Nov 10, 2014
Saw him just once some years ago. Papa invited him to Shiloh 2006, and his preaching inspired me. RIP
Romance / Re: Do I Have The Right To Collect My Phone Gift Back From My Ex? by volcanoash(f): 8:22pm On Oct 26, 2014
If u nak her that day or the next day after the bday celebration, forget the phone because a trade by barter has transpired even though costly on your side. If u didn't within the 48hrs she broke up with you then I strongly advise you collect the fone back.
Religion / Re: What Is Your Favourite Christian Hymn? by volcanoash(f): 7:13pm On Sep 07, 2014
YET I BELIEVE

Refrain

I believe God lay sleeping in the tomb

Waiting until the day should break.

I believe my Father has care of me

And someday, He'll say, "My child awake

1. I believe man was born to die

Over and over again.

I believe that man was meant to cry

"Amen, my Lord, Amen."



2. I believe that the stars are mine.

Love lifts the stars from the night,

I believe there's always sun to shine,

Though sometimes it's hidden from sight.



3. I believe man must go alone.

Tossed like a wave on the sea.

Yet I believe that man must have a home.

God holds a mansion for me.



4. I believe man was born for joy.

Some men must find it in pain.

Some rivers run through caves beneath the ground.

Sometimes there's sun in the rain.

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Politics / Re: President Jonathan Receives Tissue Papers Made By Students Of GSS, Abuja (PIX) by volcanoash(f): 7:52am On Aug 20, 2014
lat4real: Tissue paper When students from developed and developing countries are thriving in science and technologies, tissue papaer is what our president is celebrating


Let me siddon dey look sha cheesy


If you do not like their product, why not make yours.

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Health / Re: Another Nigerian Being Treated For Ebola In Benin Republic by volcanoash(f): 9:21am On Aug 08, 2014
Looking for where to buy a bucket of salt. BTW, I think this Ebola has relegated Boko Haram to the background.
Crime / Re: Teenager Commits Suicide Over Missing Money by volcanoash(f): 12:37pm On Dec 03, 2013
I think Local 419 boys is behind this. Maybe they took an oath that whoever reveals the deal must die. So for her, she better kill herself than reveal. Those boys can be heartless.
Politics / Re: An Open Letter To Governor Oshiomhole by volcanoash(f): 11:39am On Nov 29, 2013
Oshi 'om' OLe is there and his thugs are molesting people daily on the Benin By pass in the name of collecting all sorts of levy, What has he done to them? Na to curse a poor widow. God is watching.
Culture / Re: Which Village Are You From? Represent Your Village Here by volcanoash(f): 6:37am On Nov 27, 2013
ogbomosho

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Sports / Re: Ethiopia's Coach Confident As They Arrive In Calabar by volcanoash(f): 12:08pm On Nov 15, 2013
Let some Calabar girls with correct endowment go to the Ethiopians hotel today to distract them, that way we are sure to win tomorrow.

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Politics / Re: El-rufai Retweets Insults On President Jonathan by volcanoash(f): 7:01am On Nov 10, 2013
ok


kaze4blues: After all, El rufai is correct about his assertions.


People still go around defending a man that shields corruption.

This happens only in nigeria.

Let him sack odua and other corrupt people in his cabinet.

Let him stop corruption in the oil sector.

Let him provide jobs for our youths.

Let him fix our bad roads.

Let him fix our unstable electricity.

And so on.

Nigerians are d most gullible people on earth....always pretending to be smiling when infact they are suffering.

The few ones among us who got the ball to demand better governance, we the foolish lot still insult them.

That's why our rulers take us for granted.

It seems nigeria is cursed.

Gej went to isreal and settle issues with stealer odua who embezzled our money even wen it became glaring.

But nothing else has been done to reprimand her up till now and he is praying to God.

Nigerians are very easy to deceive......we re to sentimental and emotionally inclined especially towards religion.

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Sports / Re: Describe Golden Eaglets In One Word? by volcanoash(f): 7:15am On Nov 09, 2013
solowork: Positives:

Talented
Cohesive
Strong

Negative:

Annoying (Alampasu's taunts, the excessive and unnecessary dancing and yelling as they received their medals)
Obnoxious (tacky celebrations, rubbing it in... very unsportsmanlike.)

But congratulations to them.

What do you expect a 17 years lad to do?
Music/Radio / Re: Let's Save Majek Fashek by volcanoash(f): 4:30am On Nov 05, 2013
ekea2001: how old is he?

57
Jokes Etc / Re: The Best Eclipse Of The Sun Photo Ever by volcanoash(f): 12:08am On Nov 04, 2013
Did you notice the yabaleftonline.com ?
Travel / Re: UK Suspends £3,000 Visa Bond by volcanoash(f): 11:53pm On Nov 03, 2013
If I have 3000 pounds, why would I go to UK
Crime / Re: Woman Caught With Dead Day-Old Baby In Lagos by volcanoash(f): 6:08am On Nov 02, 2013
The fastest way to get this news to front page is to change the name of the woman from Mujidat to Nkechi.
Crime / Re: Pregnant Girls Freed In Baby Factory Raid by volcanoash(f): 8:08pm On Oct 30, 2013
Tolexander: illiteracy is a disease!


nairaland is like a toilet built by seun, where people like Tolexander come with a mask to poo. Shit happened in Portharcourt, and you also want to connect it the south east just to massage your ego. If you don't repent Amadioha will fix you!
Religion / Re: What Gospel Songs Makes You Cry? by volcanoash(f): 12:29pm On Oct 27, 2013
Behind the veil - Juanita Bynum
Music/Radio / Re: Nigerian Music In The Good Old Days by volcanoash(f): 4:48am On Oct 25, 2013
franktolk: Nel Oliver - Baby Girl
[flash=425,344]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqzBFXa2js0[/flash]

This song is evergreen. Brings out the feeling of father - daughter bonding.

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