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airclipse: na u Knσω o...u done see him birth certificate?....he doesn't look 23 even the slightest bit....FYI @ the bolded it's spelt THEIR

I'm not sure 'Bolded' is a word.

Taught me some words I didn't know, like 'Womanliness', 'unmentionables' and others.

The.Man:
RE:BLACKBERRY

Dear blackberry,

My poupose of righting you this letter is to remind you of the planned bbm for android. The last time you kept me awake all night only to be disappointed. I don tire oh.

Yours faithfully.
Anonymous.

'R' is not adjacent to 'U' on the keyboard. I don't think it is a typo.

ifyalways: Nowadays,I sit and reflect honestly first then apologize. I try to analyze "what went wrong, how we could have resolved it and how to avoid same scenario from repeating itself" .
Afterwards,I go to my man on bended knees,stark naked, hail him, massage his isi nkwocha, tell him we both behaved like kids,bring up my already thought out "better conflict resolution" plans then end it with correct kpekus.

There and then,all sins are forgotten and forgiven.

fine

What a wicked world

Okeikpu: Datz why lyke catholic church, dem dey do their own jeejee wit dat sisters of a thing ; ) so that anytime wey catholic priest wan recharge himself, the sisters r there to service dem without all dis Ese bla bla of thing . Ese well done jare! If u get other pastors wey dey involved just expose dem. we dey ur back.

You handle is something else!

Driver was lying that he didn't penetrate. After Zainab helped him caress his joystick, he was armed with a full and “sustained” Attention of his organ to be able to penetrate... Ask Keyamo.

What if the 'Tunnel' was stretched beyond its elastic limit?

Mba, Not on a Sunday.

Flyboy Zee: I'm sure this list was drawn up on a Sunday, approved on a Sunday and published on a Sunday; because, it seems this guy, Sunday Mba only gets lucky on Sundays.

Or what do ya think?

Rakwuo Otu! Anu mpama.

Wahala90: A crusader put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to his best friend for safekeeping, in case of his death. He had ridden only a few miles away when his friend, riding hard, caught up with him, saying 'You gave me the wrong key!

hahahaga people should shine their eyes when it comes to trust. some tinz are so sweet and can't be kept for a later consumption.

If I want to receive 1 million and i got paid with 6 150000 naira checks and and another 100000 naira check, won't i cash them?

South African justice system is indeed friendly to criminals.

That is to say, if infidelity was allowed in marriages, a lot of high blood pressure deaths would be avoided.

why

Op says, how often do you have a sip, and no one has answered to that.

babapupa: Wa all know the people with no sense of identity and belonging.. They call themselves Jews today, tomorrow they are Japanese, after that they are taiwanesse, Koreans and so on....


smh @ ibo people..

Why do people “abuse” these posts with their frustrations or anger? Is it really necessary to become abusive ? Attack the problem / issue and not the individual or people. We are all here to learn and we are not perfect.

na waooo

kehinde1588: shes betta dan ur g.f

U mean Nellaluv is gay?

SlyIg: If i hear say any poor dude come my papa house to ask for my hand in marriage...

I can feel u, but sometimes we've got to accept what's available. minus money plus character will do to some extent.

Guy, What's the basis for your argument? If Kim does not have any talent, Is 2face in that category too?

nedu2000: Darey fall my hand o,what was she actually paid 2 do?she cant act,sing,model,play football neither is she a nobel price winner....nigerians dey spend money anyhow,even in the mist or hunger & despair,that's how Akpabio gave out 2 SUVs to a man that already has money

Genevieve: Wardrobe malfunction. Karen: can't say.

Howard Webb was missing in action 4 ManU.

What happened to Joe Patterno will happen to this man. Joe's statute was pulled down for knowing and covering the kid molestation sins of his subordinate but Ferguson's statute would be pulled down in the future when he would be found to be a serial match fixer, and the world would know that most of those trophies were unmerited.

Is it by coincidence that some of those guys are wearing the same colour of slippers?

Last outcast indeed!

Apology not accepted! Not until Zuma comes to Abuja in person to apologize to the whole nation then we know they are serious.