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Sports / Re: Obafemi Martins And Girlfriend Welcome Son by volcanoash(f): 9:18am On Oct 21, 2013
airclipse: na u Knσω o...u done see him birth certificate?....he doesn't look 23 even the slightest bit....FYI @ the bolded it's spelt THEIR

I'm not sure 'Bolded' is a word.

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Has Nairaland Taught You? by volcanoash(f): 7:45am On Oct 19, 2013
Taught me some words I didn't know, like 'Womanliness', 'unmentionables' and others.
Phones / Re: BlackBerry's Open Letter To Customers, Partners & Fans by volcanoash(f): 8:13am On Oct 15, 2013
The.Man:
RE:BLACKBERRY

Dear blackberry,

My poupose of righting you this letter is to remind you of the planned bbm for android. The last time you kept me awake all night only to be disappointed. I don tire oh.

Yours faithfully.
Anonymous.

'R' is not adjacent to 'U' on the keyboard. I don't think it is a typo.

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Family / Re: How Do You Reconcile With Your Partner After A Shouting Session by volcanoash(f): 9:31am On Sep 22, 2013
ifyalways: Nowadays,I sit and reflect honestly first then apologize. I try to analyze "what went wrong, how we could have resolved it and how to avoid same scenario from repeating itself" .
Afterwards,I go to my man on bended knees,stark naked, hail him, massage his isi nkwocha, tell him we both behaved like kids,bring up my already thought out "better conflict resolution" plans then end it with correct kpekus.

There and then,all sins are forgotten and forgiven. cheesy

fine
Education / Re: Ibadan School Principal Found Dead In A Gutter by volcanoash(f): 11:04pm On Sep 07, 2013
What a wicked world
Religion / Re: Ese Walter Releases Affair Evidence With Pastor BiodunTo Respected Minister by volcanoash(f): 2:19pm On Aug 31, 2013
Okeikpu: Datz why lyke catholic church, dem dey do their own jeejee wit dat sisters of a thing ; ) so that anytime wey catholic priest wan recharge himself, the sisters r there to service dem without all dis Ese bla bla of thing . Ese well done jare! If u get other pastors wey dey involved just expose dem. we dey ur back.

You handle is something else!
Crime / Re: Bank-driver Confesses To Molesting 6 Children by volcanoash(f): 5:02pm On Aug 01, 2013
Driver was lying that he didn't penetrate. After Zainab helped him caress his joystick, he was armed with a full and “sustained” Attention of his organ to be able to penetrate... Ask Keyamo.
Health / Re: 13.47-Pound Baby Born In Germany Without C-section by volcanoash(f): 3:28am On Aug 01, 2013
What if the 'Tunnel' was stretched beyond its elastic limit?
Sports / Re: Sunday Mba Ranked 24th Best Player In The World By Goal.com by volcanoash(f): 7:54am On Jul 30, 2013
Mba, Not on a Sunday.


Flyboy Zee: I'm sure this list was drawn up on a Sunday, approved on a Sunday and published on a Sunday; because, it seems this guy, Sunday Mba only gets lucky on Sundays.

Or what do ya think?
TV/Movies / Re: Nando: Selly Infected Me With Chlamydia (Big Brother Africa) by volcanoash(f): 5:24pm On Jul 13, 2013
Rakwuo Otu! Anu mpama.
Romance / Re: Can You Forgive A Cheating Partner? by volcanoash(f): 10:23am On Jun 12, 2013
Wahala90: A crusader put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to his best friend for safekeeping, in case of his death. He had ridden only a few miles away when his friend, riding hard, caught up with him, saying 'You gave me the wrong key!


shocked hahahaga people should shine their eyes when it comes to trust. some tinz are so sweet and can't be kept for a later consumption.
Business / Re: Cashing Of Third-party Cheques Above N150,000 Stops Today by volcanoash(f): 12:11pm On Jun 04, 2013
If I want to receive 1 million and i got paid with 6 150000 naira checks and and another 100000 naira check, won't i cash them?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Oscar Pistorius' Murder Case Postponed by volcanoash(f): 11:42am On Jun 04, 2013
South African justice system is indeed friendly to criminals.

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Celebrities / Re: Wunmi Obe Reacts To Stella Damasus's New Marriage by volcanoash(f): 8:19am On Apr 27, 2013
That is to say, if infidelity was allowed in marriages, a lot of high blood pressure deaths would be avoided.
Romance / Re: Ultimatum In Relationship; How Do You Handle It? by volcanoash(f): 3:12am On Apr 20, 2013
why
Food / Re: What Is Your Favourite Alcoholic & Non Alcoholic Beverage? by volcanoash(f): 7:31am On Apr 11, 2013
Op says, how often do you have a sip, and no one has answered to that.
Politics / Re: Why Do Some Nigerians Fly Isreali Flag In Nigeria by volcanoash(f): 11:45pm On Apr 01, 2013
babapupa: Wa all know the people with no sense of identity and belonging.. They call themselves Jews today, tomorrow they are Japanese, after that they are taiwanesse, Koreans and so on....


smh @ ibo people..

Why do people “abuse” these posts with their frustrations or anger? Is it really necessary to become abusive ? Attack the problem / issue and not the individual or people. We are all here to learn and we are not perfect.

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Politics / Re: 12 Shocking Facts About Nigeria by volcanoash(f): 11:21pm On Mar 29, 2013
na waooo
Fashion / Re: Mercy Aigbe In Jeans by volcanoash(f): 9:09pm On Mar 20, 2013
kehinde1588: shes betta dan ur g.f
U mean Nellaluv is gay?
Celebrities / Re: Annie Idibia's Wedding Dress (Kosibah Designed For 1.7 Million Naira) by volcanoash(f): 10:56am On Mar 19, 2013
SlyIg: If i hear say any poor dude come my papa house to ask for my hand in marriage...

I can feel u, but sometimes we've got to accept what's available. minus money plus character will do to some extent.
Celebrities / Re: Darey Denies $500,000 Payment To Kim Kardashian by volcanoash(f): 5:45am On Mar 18, 2013
Guy, What's the basis for your argument? If Kim does not have any talent, Is 2face in that category too?

nedu2000: Darey fall my hand o,what was she actually paid 2 do?she cant act,sing,model,play football neither is she a nobel price winner....nigerians dey spend money anyhow,even in the mist or hunger & despair,that's how Akpabio gave out 2 SUVs to a man that already has money
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve & Karen Igho: Worst Dressed Celebrities At AMVCA 2013 by volcanoash(f): 1:33am On Mar 11, 2013
Genevieve: Wardrobe malfunction. Karen: can't say.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Real Madrid - UCL (1 - 2) On 5th March 2013 by volcanoash(f): 12:37am On Mar 06, 2013
Howard Webb was missing in action 4 ManU.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Alex Ferguson's Statue Unveiled At Old Trafford by volcanoash(f): 6:57am On Nov 24, 2012
What happened to Joe Patterno will happen to this man. Joe's statute was pulled down for knowing and covering the kid molestation sins of his subordinate but Ferguson's statute would be pulled down in the future when he would be found to be a serial match fixer, and the world would know that most of those trophies were unmerited.
Nairaland / General / Re: Giant Sea Turtle Seen At Oniru Beach This Morning by volcanoash(f): 1:02am On Sep 29, 2012
Is it by coincidence that some of those guys are wearing the same colour of slippers?
Literature / Re: Which Novel Has Made You Crack Your Rib With Laughter? by volcanoash(f): 11:25pm On Jun 25, 2012
One week one trouble by Anezi Okoro.

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Celebrities / Re: Pastor Chris Okotie Divorce Stephanie by volcanoash(f): 1:40am On Jun 25, 2012
Last outcast indeed!
Politics / Re: Yellow Fever: South Africa Apologizes Over Deportation by volcanoash(f): 6:29pm On Mar 08, 2012
Apology not accepted! Not until Zuma comes to Abuja in person to apologize to the whole nation then we know they are serious.

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