₦airaland Forum

motun2017:
was naive then nau but not anymore

plz be naive with me na, i nid some1 to wash my cloths .... baby girl i mean just clothes

motun2017:
Cooked every weekend for him and his hungry friends,when i say cook i mean varieties ranging from rice to yam to efo riro etc etc abeg. i was doing housechores lik im his housemaid, arrange his wardrobe, wash plates. idiot boi. may Thunder fire ur left balls whereever you are now.mtcheew

as u fine reach, u turn urself to house maid 4 some1 who is still ur bf.

biacan:
Coming from a guy who can spend on his girlfriend

person wey go marry u don enter one chance

biacan:
The way I slapped my boyfriend because he use the "F" word on me was hilarious..... though I pity him after the incident....but when I said am sorry he have know option than to accept the queen back cause he don't want to miss all the spices that are all over me..... I guess maybe because he vow never to lay his hands on a woman that's what making me act this way but I love him sha...... dude is so rich and respectful

the question is about slap. who ask u if ur bf is rich or not? Materialistic girl, u better becareful b4 dey use u to renew ritual dis ember period

i will gladly accept it ..... A man in my area is a driver with a brewery in Nigeria here (i wont mention d name) he has two house here, a 2010 **** jeep and 2 other confirm vehicles. His wife nd children just relocated abroad.

my brother kindly give me d job ..... lolz

QueenMarvella:
My Boyfriend Is Just Getting More Annoying These Days. He Won't Call nor text for days,always claiming to be busy .
But anytime we see,he will turn to the sweetest guy on earth and I will feel like things should stay that way forever. But once we say bye to each other,its the same story until when we see again.
Its not a long Distance Relationship as u guys may think but I don't know whats stopping him from showing care through calls and texts too.He doesn't pick my calls too most times and that's what I hate most.
I like clingy,I like double texts,phone calls,Good morning and Good night texts.
And now,am getting tired of the relationship.
Dunno what to do,any advice ,Pls.

if we ask you say make u date us d romantic and Shy guys now, u go dey form friend zone. anyways just call his attention to the tins u want him to always do for you.

MarkWayne89:
Are you sure is this a screen issue and not a device/hardware one?

Have you checked it?

its a screen issue .... but how do i check d model since d screen is blank

GrandMufti:
Touchscreen or lcd?

i don't even know, the screen just went blank

kindly pm or quote if u ve lg g2 screen for sale

ToluSuo:
please I want to know any cheap courier service I can use to deliver a package from Florida to Nigeria, and their price, its a phone to be specific. Please anyone on nairaland with idea should share. Thanks.

delta airline cargo service. google abt them

danielnmerengwa:
oya clap for ursef... #idiat

die hard biafran fan .... i never insulted u, why must u call me an idiot or are you one of those embarassing the people of biafra by acting like a tout?

whateverkay:

Sometimes i wonder if Nnamdi kanu really wanted biafra or just the fame. This guy lacked wisdom and tact in his approach. IPOB had gained so much influence in the south east that all kanu needed was just to take power from south east politicians by presenting governorship and senatorial candidates to be voted for under a new party formed by ipob to advance it's secession agenda. Such candidates when voted in will push further their biafra agenda by pressuring the government for constitutional reforms that enables secession clause just like the Catalonians are doing in spain. Kanu's ipob was clearly influential that any thing he ordered would be obeyed by his myriads of followers. Instead of capitalising on this, kanu foolishly returned to the path of doom by threatening and instigating violence forgetting he has nothing but empty chest beating against the Nigerian state. He was so power drunk that he turned secession agenda into personal gratification. People fell at his feet and worshipped him like a demi-god. Such attitude and braggadocio is not supposed to be found in a self acclaimed leader. The conspiracy surrounding the invasion of his residence is a well thought out tactics by the military in my opinion. The military gave Nigerians the impression that kanu fled and went into hiding hereby clearing any doubts that he had been apprehended or captured. It is obvious that kanu is in custody of the Nigerian government because had he escaped, he would have released a video or voice note of himself to assure his followers that he's not a coward. Kanu lost a life time opportunity to rewrite the history of the south east and grab power from the bad leadership holding the region backward for decades. The tactics employed by the Nigerian government means we might not see nnamdi kanu again cos he will be locked up in the deepest dungeon while the masses will be made to believe he ran to London and other bullocks. His court case is just a smoke screen by his captors to wade of the toughts of possible rebellion from his herds of followers.


Moral of the story: Wisdom supersedes Power.

Kanu is brainless

so happy dis morning that u just said the pure truth... u ve just made my day ... God bless u

kindly message or quote me if u have scrap of LG G3 wit good screen.

plz is it negotiable?

adajoe555:
lol , how I wish its possible

plz let it be possible ..... i can't sleep without seeing d alert on my phone

adajoe555:
I'm good and you?

trying to be good. just ask for my account no., transfer 200k and i will be over good

adajoe555:
lol, I can't be a beggar, neither I my planning to be, like she said these kind of men a rear very rear

lolz .... was just joking o. how are you today?

adajoe555:
I need this kind of man in my life

u dey plan poor or u dey plan turn beggar ni? answer us

lalanice:
Right!! .....smh

sorry ... na joke o

lalanice:
No..shout out to the guy who will sneak your daughter into your house while you are at home browsing nairaland.

dis lady is pained ...... guess dis topic is making u remember ur ex who sneaked u in nd later broke ur heart ..... lol

Kmartt:
A very clean sony Xperia E4 for grab at a giveaway price. Strong battery, android 4.4, sharp camera.
Reason for sale: Just got a brand new xiaomi phone as a gift.
Zero-8-zero-38-64-27-18
Can meet at toll gate

how much?

babydioku:
yea but 1% of my brain is better than your entire ewedu brain.

so u call dat spoilt liquid in ur head brain? jelly fish.

Gentlevin:
hahahah heheheh bro y u finish d fine babe like this na?

d girl sabi talk trash as comment

babydioku:
all of them afonjas

sometimes i wonder y ur beauty is more than d brain u possess.

sirlop:
He is on nairaland. He has deleted his profile

the guy na real scammer. i called him pleading wit him to refund d money or settle with d victims, he was just hanged d call nd later picking but won't talk. i guess d guy believes in himself nd tinks he can never be apprehended.

kaboninc:
No mind am......

We dey see them almost everyday.. ...

na greediness dey cause make dem scam person easily. how will u just meet someone one week nd expect him/her to give u such a gift nd later ask u to pay more than d amount of d content in d package

newweight:
hello nairaland,i got a shipment from asia some days ago,it was a tablet which my friend send to me as dash/gift.
the value of the tab was 65$,but when it reach nigeria,lagos,it says custom delay.then dhl send me an email to make a payment of 48k to a gtb account before i can receive the shipment
i have not been myself because i do not know how it is possible for a shipment that is value is 65$,then dhl ask me to pay clos to 50k to clear it
if i may ask,is dhl now selling electronics
my friend said he has pay for everything,but dhl now threaten me that if i dont pay in time,they will be charge me 45naira per day.
i do not even have 5k
pls nairalanders
i need a help and advice,what can i do.
it has been 6days now,they refuse to email me,they refuse to hear my plea
how can i pay such a bogus amount for a shipment of 65$ value
is this a scam
pls help me
how can i get my shipment
how can dhl impose a fraudulent import duity of 48k for an item worth 65 dollars which is around 20,000naira
pls help me
how is that possible
paying way above the value of declare shipment

hehehehe ..... dem wan scam u. I'm very sure u met dat friend on social media. after paying d 48k, u will kip paying nd paying till u get sense .... are u a learner or jjc.

PastorandMentor:
e pain you?

i don't get pained at irrelevant tins, u deserve no more reply

PastorandMentor:
Your dad

if u have/had a responsible dad or father figure, u will respect other peoples dad. u silly jambite, go nd study for ur post-utme.

PastorandMentor:
Shey you won't ask your fellow guy hope your good? You done see woman your body dey shake like Shakira

lolz .... gay alert

mofeoluwadassah:
i will get you banned first

hmmm .... hope u good?