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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 6 Profitable Businesses You Can Start With Just 100k by Vulcanheph(m): 10:27am On Apr 12, 2020
How about small scale fish farming
Christianity Etc › Re: How Will You Be Celebrating Your Easter Today? by Vulcanheph(m): 8:16am On Apr 12, 2020
Stay at home all day chillin and watchin movies on my laptop....as N.e.p.a. no want bring light.
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Wants Me To Use Love Machine On Him During Sex by Vulcanheph(m): 12:08am On Apr 12, 2020
Dear op, that guy is definitely a G.A.Y. But he's still in the closet, that's why he needs a girlfriend.
Foreign Affairs › Re: How The Coronavirus Led To The Highest-ever Spike In US Gun Sales by Vulcanheph(m): 11:31pm On Apr 11, 2020
Americans love guns ....it's part of their lives, an average american knows how to use firearms Efficiently, they might not use it often but most of them just love having one at home.
Christianity Etc › Re: Happy Easter Sunday; Did Jesus Really Ascend Unto Heaven In Flesh And Bones??? by Vulcanheph(m): 11:23pm On Apr 11, 2020
First of all i'm not an atheist, i strongly Believe in God, but as a realist i can proudly tell you that there are numerous things about the Bible that simply doesn't make , but most christians just overlook them and jesus physically Ascending into heaven which is a spiritual place is one of them....
Education › What Are Your GUILTY PLEASURES ? by Vulcanheph(op): 8:06am On Apr 11, 2020
GUILTY PLEASURES: What are they, i know many know what this term means, some have heard it before but don't really know what it means and many have never heard about it. well technically according to urban dictionary guilty pleasures are those things we Enjoy doing secretly but don't let people know we do them.
This could be due to the fact that such habits are not considered normal or acceptable by our friends, family or society as a whole.
However because Such habits are considered strange or unacceptable they might not be bad or illegal , with that being said i'd like to list my top 3 guilty pleasures.

Watching cartoons: I still watch Sponge bob, and i Enjoy many others like family guy, the simpsons, avatar the last airbender etc

Strolling: Sometimes when i'm bored and Nepa have done the usual, i sometimes take a walk around town with no destination in mind before returning good.

Not taking a Bath, when i don't have anywhere to go (due to COVID 19 i've done this a lot)
this is mine, tell us yours.
Celebrities › Re: #bopdaddychallenge Trending On Instagram (photos) by Vulcanheph(m): 8:09pm On Apr 10, 2020
Instead of them to say homo-challenge.....chai.

Celebrities › Re: "I've Been Terribly Sick & Had Serious Family Issues"- Cynthia Morgan by Vulcanheph(m): 7:55pm On Apr 10, 2020
davillian:
German juice Don turn Nigerian zobo....
Spending more than what she makes has crippled her.... What's my own Make money and invest....

Christianity Etc › Re: Sex On Good Friday by Vulcanheph(m): 11:54am On Apr 10, 2020
Oluromantic:
The primitivity of Nigeria is enough to lock Nigeria down at one spot forever.. Haba!

Eating meat on good Friday is a taboo

Sex with your pregnant wife taboo

Trying other positions apart from missionary..taboo

A girl being the first to walk up to a guy...taboo.

Calling your boyfriend and telling him u miss him..taboo

Sex in the afternoon, in the car, in the kitchen..taboo

Separating two fighting fowls... taboo

Drink the nourishing water inside coconut..taboo

Helping your wife to wash her underwears, do her laundry, and chores... taboo

Standing your ground against unnecessary in-law assaults..taboo

Eating good food to nourish yourself after the trauma of sudden widowhood...taboo

Expressing psychological pain not as weakness for men...taboo

Confront a wicked elder whose wickedness is glaring.. taboo

Una no dey tire?
Chai, you really hit the spot.....

Islam › Re: Have You Paid Your Missed Siyaam (Fastings)? by Vulcanheph(m): 11:49am On Apr 10, 2020
Due to uncle corona , almost everyone both christians and muslims are on compulsory fasting because of no money and inability to Hustle.........also if you guys think making me swear that i'm a muslim before i can comment will scare me then you guys must be high.
Romance › Re: by Vulcanheph(m): 1:27am On Apr 10, 2020
Someone should please inform this kid that Nairaland isn't like facebook, insta or anyother fancy socia media sites........the people here take Savagery to the next level.
Phones › Re: Apple Leak Reveals Mysterious New Iphone by Vulcanheph(m): 1:08am On Apr 10, 2020
Why is it that every new version always gets to "LEAK" before it eventually gets released, all this is all part of the propaganda to Hype it.
Romance › Re: Four Kinds Of Women Who May Not Marry In Their Entire Life by Vulcanheph(m): 8:59pm On Apr 09, 2020
ILoveDemMANNA:
Marriage is not an achievement in life pls
Are you Tired of selling your audio Rotten Meat......or you think having a new moniker will make people not to recognise you.
Romance › Re: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by Vulcanheph(m): 3:36am On Apr 09, 2020
Good one....i like this thread, i've always had ambitions of relocatin to canada, because naija matter don Tire me.
Celebrities › Re: Honor Blackman Dies At 94 by Vulcanheph(m): 10:43am On Apr 08, 2020
EmekusTHEgreat:
Let's dance in style let's dance for a while Heaven can wait we're only watching the sky Hoping for the best but expecting the worst Are you going to drop the bomb or not
Forever young by aphrovile
Let us die young , let us live forever, we don't have the power...
Romance › Re: My Landlord's Daughter Does This And It Affects Me Seriously... by Vulcanheph(m): 6:45pm On Apr 07, 2020
Uncledare4:
Be friendly with her while trying to sleep with her. Don't ask her out, just flow with the rhythm
LEGEND

Politics › Re: Boko Haram: Checkout Hilarious Images Between Nigeria & Chad by Vulcanheph(m): 6:16am On Apr 07, 2020
idealogical:
That terrorist flag was flying over our territory like under Jonathan when BH was in control of nearly the whole of Borno state and bombing and blowing up Nigerians at will, even in Abuja under Jonathan's nose, but today, not an inch of Nigeria is under BH, their flag is not flying anywhere on our soil.

What is the meaning of this propaganda thread sef? We kill BH, burn down BH camps and seize weapons every day so we should off pata because Chad the finally decided to rise up and fight their BH friends that they've been harboring and allow to send fighters and weapons into Nigeria.

Their case with BH is friendship gone bad.

This is the dumbest topic of the day.
Whoever you are, your level of Zombiesm is LEGENDARY
Crime › Re: Pictures Of The Bokoharam Top Commander That Was Arrested By Chadian Troops by Vulcanheph(m): 7:15pm On Apr 05, 2020
I hope the chadians execute him immediately
Politics › Re: Say Something To Voters That Re-elected The Current Government. by Vulcanheph(m): 2:37pm On Apr 05, 2020
To all those who voted in this evil government .....

Politics › Re: Say Something To Voters That Re-elected The Current Government. by Vulcanheph(m): 2:34pm On Apr 05, 2020
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Politics › Re: Four Breads For One House, Angry Lagos Youths Kick Bread Given To Them On Street by Vulcanheph(m): 2:29pm On Apr 05, 2020
StephenSammie001:
Be contented with whatever you're given at this time, Lagosians!

This is not a time to eat to stupor but rather to have something in the tummy to keep body & soul together. Hence, even its a morsel you're having as a daily meal before, at this point in time, having half morsel is really necessary.

Appreciate the little you're been given, many would have gladly accepted this gesture but they have not.


Don't expect anything less from the government either from the local, state or federal level.

Listen, when I say whatever is been given, I'm not talking about the government palliative measures only, I also means whatever your hands can lay on at the moment because it's not easy for everyone.
Come on , Shut up.

Romance › Re: Sex Master ? My Mysterious Sex Experience by Vulcanheph(m): 10:09am On Apr 05, 2020
Deathisfree:
Lol it’s sha better than dying of covik 1...9 Na something go kill man
I no go lie , i like the 3 things on that picture
Romance › Re: Sex Master ? My Mysterious Sex Experience by Vulcanheph(m): 4:10am On Apr 05, 2020
Message to the Op

Education › Re: When School Resumes After Corovirus Break by Vulcanheph(m): 4:01am On Apr 05, 2020
....also If the lecturer says "it must not be less than 20 pages, And Submit in 2 days time".......just don't waste your time 2nd energy doing it, just go and "appease the gods"
Romance › Re: See what a Female Friend is doing when prayers is ongoing (picture) by Vulcanheph(m): 3:51am On Apr 05, 2020
You just came to nairaland to upload Rubbish.....

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend's Vagina Smells. Help! by Vulcanheph(m): 5:01pm On Apr 04, 2020
proclinician:
There was one night i close from work and come de go house so i carry one of my old time friends for the night. When it was time for action she said i will give her oral but as i offed her panties and perceive the smell i put my finger inside there and put it in her nose she screamed hey gawd where is that smell from and jumped up, i told her it's this azu lele ele u wan make i put my mouth make my mouth decay. We wore our clothes and went to sleep. I dipped my contaminated finger inside hypo jare and discarded the contaminated sheets next morning. Awfully awful
this it like the funniest shit i've read all day

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