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Romance › Re: Help:- This Happening To my Laps After Sex with my Boyfriend [picture] by Vulcanheph(m): 4:50pm On Apr 04, 2020
When are you "Gonnorhealise" that your boyfriend has given you something.

Nairaland General › Re: What's The Worst Thiing You've Done And Gotten Away With? by Vulcanheph(m): 11:16am On Apr 04, 2020
Two years ago, My bank once mistakenly credited my account. (I won't mention the bank, neither will i say how much)......i spent the money.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Miracles Not Working Anymore (coronavirus Pandemic) by Vulcanheph(m): 11:11am On Apr 04, 2020
I stopped Believing in those pastors a long time ago.....the Miracles you often see them performing are Pure Script.
Romance › Re: As A Guy, Which Of These Types Of Pants Do You Like Most On A Lady? (see Here) by Vulcanheph(m): 11:03am On Apr 04, 2020
Kekereekun123:
The greatest feeling ever is taking off her pant. All the calls, chats, toasting, petting now paying off
I dey tell you....there is nothing as exciting as taking removing a girl's pants for the first time.
Phones › Re: UC Browser No Longer What It Used To Be by Vulcanheph(m): 6:25am On Apr 03, 2020
Uc browser's unique ability of resuming paused/interuppted downloads was what usually gave them an edge over opera , if their newer versions lose that feature then they would lose market.
Phones › Re: See The Number That Just Flashed Me A While Ago by Vulcanheph(m): 5:46am On Apr 03, 2020
Gandollaar:
The year 2015 when you were in training as a Yahoo boy.

This one comes online everyday feeling fly insulting people upandan but thinks Rwanda is an app on Android phones.
gringringrin.....the thing shock me well well, how can someone not know that Rwanda is a country
Phones › Re: MTN Secretly Excites Customers With Free Data by Vulcanheph(m): 5:42am On Apr 03, 2020
As long as it's mtn , just know that nothing is ever free with them, Enjoy it while it lasts because surely one way or another, YOU WILL PAY FOR IT
Phones › Re: See The Number That Just Flashed Me A While Ago by Vulcanheph(m): 9:35pm On Apr 02, 2020
SKhanmi:
He's actually right but I usually like people experiencing for themselves. Call back if one of those flashes you.
Thank you......don't mind the mugu, it's people like them that are always easy prey for Fraudsters, i also had calls from such numbers and decided to do a little research online and i found out that it's happened to people all over the world.
Food › Re: Shenzhen Becomes First Chinese City To Ban Consumption Of Cats And Dogs by Vulcanheph(m): 7:35pm On Apr 02, 2020
Why do i have a feeling that this is just a Ruse to distract the world since people are starting to ask questions on how the corona Virus broke out.
Phones › Re: See The Number That Just Flashed Me A While Ago by Vulcanheph(m): 7:19pm On Apr 02, 2020
My brother it's a Scam, don't fall for it, no matter what , don't call it back......there are criminal groups all over the world that collect phone numbers from the dark web and then use specialized phone numbers to give u missed calls (They know fully well that if you get a missed phone call from a foreign number. You will be tempted to call), this phone numbers have been configured in a way that if you call them, the airtime is charged 10 to 20 times the usual amount and you will somehow hear a voice of a woman speaking in a strange language while your money is going.......so my advice to you is if you recieve a missed ball from an international number and you know you don't know anyone in that country , DO NOT CALL BACK.
Romance › Re: Tell Me the Most Expensive Thing In This Room [Picture] by Vulcanheph(m): 4:36pm On Apr 02, 2020
Bluezy13:
Hmmm...

I can easily identify your threads without taking a look at your name, let alone open it ( having known your posts for years now).
Just like that of one dude called Airforce1 or so... wherever he is now, and one mamagee (although she is beginning to make tiny sense of recent) and one Stupidity (though he surprised me by posting something remarkable earlier this week or so)

About your threads...
They are always fallacious.
I do skip it.
This time, I chose to let you know how mostly immature and inconsequential your threads are peradventure nobody has cared to let you know. It was even better off when you were selling books. At least the books business masked your inefficacy.

I honestly wish you would take my criticism in good fate.
But in the likelihood of events you choose to throw tantrums, do note that I will not be available to respond.

Politics › Re: 800 Billion Naira Will Be Needed To Pay 40 Million BVN Registered Accounts A Tot by Vulcanheph(m): 4:17pm On Apr 02, 2020
EmmySparky:
Are u guys including kids and babies in this ur 200 million...remember its only those with bvn...and they should be adults 18 and above...the number would surely reduce
According to cbn .....we have approx 40 million BVN.
Politics › Re: 800 Billion Naira Will Be Needed To Pay 40 Million BVN Registered Accounts A Tot by Vulcanheph(m): 1:53pm On Apr 02, 2020
Actually nothing is too big, in a time like this......afterall the government spends Trillions on yearly budget that we never get to see and billions are spent monthly to pay senators, ministers and reps members.......please op stop making excuses for our Wicked government
Travel › Re: Diary Of A Nigeria Student Living In Saint Petersburg, Russia. by Vulcanheph(m): 11:25am On Apr 02, 2020
TochiPhotos:
I got you )


The Government didn't introduce any stimulus package or bailouts, this week is a public holiday (stay at home) so Putin mandated all companies to give all employees a paid leave this week. That's all, no allowance like America, Canada and Germany smh.
At least there are better than ours here....despite the lockdown, most government workers have not been paid.
Politics › Re: Just One Billion Would Round Nigeria Population Five Times by Vulcanheph(m): 6:48am On Apr 02, 2020
According to CBN we only have approx. 40 million BVN numbers as at oct last year.....so if the government gives out #10000 Each, that will be 40 billion Naira, i know it's much but i'm sure it's not up to the total money used to pay senators and reps members monthly....because according to what i heard each reps member earns nothing less than 5 to 8 million monthly and senators earn 12 to 18 million monthly.
Politics › Re: BREAKING! Nigerians To Enjoy Free Subscription On Startimes, Gotv, Others by Vulcanheph(m): 7:12pm On Apr 01, 2020
LIE mohamed gives a statement and you expect me to Believe

Politics › Re: N4,000 Credited to 250,000 Bank Customers is better than N1billion to FG by Vulcanheph(m): 3:57pm On Apr 01, 2020
True talk ...i totally agree with the op....please mods do the needful and move this to frontpage
Travel › Re: Diary Of A Nigeria Student Living In Saint Petersburg, Russia. by Vulcanheph(m): 3:41pm On Apr 01, 2020
Did the russian govt give allowee to it's citizens to help during this corona season......because our useless Nigerian govt aren't doing anything to help as usual.
TV/Movies › Re: If You Were To Become A Superhero Today, What Powers Do You Think You'd Have? by Vulcanheph(m): 10:36pm On Mar 31, 2020
SlayerForever:
You'd have all these? Why do you think you'd have all these?
I Guess i've always felt a connection to machines and i'm good at readin body language
TV/Movies › Re: If You Were To Become A Superhero Today, What Powers Do You Think You'd Have? by Vulcanheph(m): 7:26pm On Mar 31, 2020
SlayerForever:
Was just thinking to myself while strolling back home now, if peradventure we were to become superheroes now, what powers would we have?


For me I'd have the power to correctly predict the outcome of any event. I mean any event happening across the galaxy. cool


What is yours?
I believe that super ability is called PRECOGNITION
TV/Movies › Re: If You Were To Become A Superhero Today, What Powers Do You Think You'd Have? by Vulcanheph(m): 7:24pm On Mar 31, 2020
Technopathy: communicating with electronics and every Technological machine
Teleportation: appearing and disappearing
Telekinesis: Moving objects with your mind
Telepathy: Reading minds.
Politics › Re: President Buhari Shows Example, Wash His Hands In Aso Rock (Photos) by Vulcanheph(m): 7:15pm On Mar 31, 2020
Please when , sarki and co. decide to come and jack of on this thread , someone should give them vaseline
Celebrities › Re: Heavily Pregnant Mercy Johnson Shows Her Baby Bump, Celebrities Gushes Over Her by Vulcanheph(m): 6:29pm On Mar 31, 2020
Her husband no get Joy at all
Phones › Re: MTN Give Out Free Messaging To Subscribers by Vulcanheph(m): 6:20pm On Mar 31, 2020
Someone should tell them that it's free data that we need , not messages
Romance › Re: Look At This Chicken Pepper Soup I'm Cooking — Picture by Vulcanheph(m): 6:08pm On Mar 31, 2020
Op enjoy your life.....so which of the Fowl be this , is it Natarasha or burna girl
Celebrities › Re: No Respect: See The Clothe A Woman Wore To Her Friend's Wedding Ceremony by Vulcanheph(m): 11:53am On Mar 30, 2020
Omo see full booby....No need to remove the bra, just shift the lace one side and put mouth on the n**ple
Food › Re: See Viral Photos Of A Calabar Girl That Killed And Roasted A Dog. by Vulcanheph(m): 11:11am On Mar 30, 2020
All of You people shouting up and down, the day You will taste well prepared dog Meat and plantain with fresh palm wine You mind will change.........animal activists after seeing This.

Romance › Re: I Just caught House Boy Forcing Himself On my Kid Sister by Vulcanheph(m): 10:35am On Mar 30, 2020
Ancientbeing:
He's 19 or there about. She's not telling me what i want to hear. She's 16
I dont know anymore
Guy chill This one No be Rape case oh.....i can bet my left Nut that it was consensual

Health › Re: What Do You Think Will Be The After Effect Of COVID-19 On Many Countries? by Vulcanheph(m): 10:24am On Mar 30, 2020
NaijadrivaCars:
grin

1. Incompetencies of government "elected by stupid people" would have been known at the world stage.

2. Religious bodies may be regulated.

3. People would be more hygienic (but not for Adamu).

4. Nigeria politicians may build private hospitals in their homes in case of any epidemic.

5. USA would have realised that travel ban against other countries may not be the solution, as we all need each other in the world. God didn't create us to be isolated from one another.

6. Seun now has more time to comment on Nairaland shocked

7. More children would be born and population would increase.

8. Parents whose jobs keep them away from their children, even to the point that their kids do not know them, would know that money/career isn't everything.

9. Nigeria won't get better, because tribalism and religious bigotry is prevalent.

10. Mannobbq.GROSS and other hungry minions will still support Buhari.

grin
You have said it all.

Celebrities › Re: Governor Sanwo-Olu To Lagosians: "Go And Do Your Last Minute Shopping Now" by Vulcanheph(m): 10:16am On Mar 30, 2020
People don't even have money to do shoppin ......see how insensitive Nigerian leaders are.
Romance › Re: Why Does my female roommate Stare at me at night by Vulcanheph(m): 10:04pm On Mar 29, 2020
Wetin person No go read For nairaland

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