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Literature › Re: 'Lost But Satisfied' A Thriller By Akíntayo Akinjide by Vulcanheph(m): 7:53am On Jan 03, 2019
So the mod finally pushed his story to front-page
Politics › Re: Maiduguri Is Nigeria's Worst City To Raise Your Kid- Sustain Magazine by Vulcanheph(m): 6:53pm On Jan 02, 2019
And these na the places wey dey always carry the religion for their head
Phones › Re: What Mobile Game/games Are You Playing Currently? by Vulcanheph(m): 6:50pm On Jan 02, 2019
N.o.v.a. legacy awesome game(android version)
Literature › Re: Lost in Lust [A story by Toyin Olorunsola] by Vulcanheph(m): 9:54am On Jan 02, 2019
amiable990:
Alex need to slow down now
The guy's name is ola not Alex....Alex is from "THE SUGAR MUM"
Business › Re: Nigeria Rice Mill Hits 250 Tonnes Daily Production by Vulcanheph(m): 2:21pm On Jan 01, 2019
All this one na talk.... As long as I still by 1 cup 100 naira
Romance › Re: VASSELINE Curvy South African Model, Cocoriana Poses Completely Nude (18+ PHOTO) by Vulcanheph(m): 2:17pm On Jan 01, 2019
Ftc
This South Africa chicks no go kill person
Politics › Re: We Trekked For Two Days Without Food, Fleeing Residents Say After Baga Attack by Vulcanheph(m): 9:10am On Jan 01, 2019
Keep on shouting "sai baba" ,una never see anything...
Christianity Etc › Re: President Buhari Will Win 2019 Election - Mbaka by Vulcanheph(m): 9:07am On Jan 01, 2019
You might be a man of God,but I rebuke you....because he knows that as long as people pay tithe and offering he will always have food on his table that's why he is making such rubbish prophesy.
Literature › Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by Vulcanheph(m): 8:50am On Jan 01, 2019
I totally enjoyed the story... personally I feel
that you didn't know how to end the story, but just decided to end it that way, but I think darous really deserved to have his happy ending irrespective of his past atrocities ....but good story all the same.
N B.
I would also like you to know that your story is one of the reasons why I stopped being a ghost reader and became a full fledged nairalander.
THANKS FOR THE WONDERFUL READING EXPERIENCE, THEBLESSEDMAN a.k.a. Darous Emmanuel
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Nairaland General › Re: What Are The Best Moments You Can Never Forget in the year 2018? by Vulcanheph(m): 7:15am On Jan 01, 2019
I went to deposit 4k in my account and after I'm done, I also recieved 100k mysteriously in my account (probably mistake from the bank)... But I was so broke I didn't even return it.
Education › Re: Top 10 Cheapest Universities In Nigeria. by Vulcanheph(m): 8:08pm On Dec 30, 2018
If you calculate how much you will spend on sorting courses.... The money is enough for private school
Christianity Etc › Re: God Is An Annunaki And Came From Planet X Or "Nibiru". by Vulcanheph(m): 10:26am On Dec 30, 2018
Ancient astronaut theory is real
Education › Re: Very Bizarre Live Fish Rain From The Sky In Indian by Vulcanheph(m): 3:16pm On Dec 29, 2018
Why doesn't this fish rain ever happen in naija.... Let it help us in this recession.
Politics › Re: Shehu Shagari Is Dead. Former President Dies At 93 by Vulcanheph(m): 6:19am On Dec 29, 2018
Jayslicky:
R.I.P to the old man, this is the innocent man mr integrity buhari plotted a coup against, in a good country buhari would not qualify to contest in an election because of his past atrocities.
True talk bro...
Celebrities › Re: Eddie Murphy Poses With All 10 Of His Children For The First Time by Vulcanheph(m): 10:39am On Dec 28, 2018
10 kids!!!!!!! This guy needs a vasectomy.... Immediately
Politics › Re: How PMB Drove Boko Haram Underground by Vulcanheph(m): 10:31am On Dec 28, 2018
Is this the same Boko Haram that LIE Mohamed said has been technically defeated.... I won't be surprised if next he blames the opposition for this.
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Vulcanheph(m): 12:33pm On Dec 27, 2018
QUESTION :What does a fish say when it hits it's head on a wall.
ANSWER: dam it.!!!
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Literature › Re: Eden And Chaos (a Supernatural Story) by Vulcanheph(m): 12:28pm On Dec 27, 2018
Good update.... Give us more
Politics › Re: POLITICS2019 Presidency: I’ve Nothing To Do In America – Atiku by Vulcanheph(m): 10:36am On Dec 27, 2018
Yes.... For once let's have a president that stays in the country
TV/Movies › Free TV App by Vulcanheph(op): 12:25am On Dec 27, 2018
Thanks to nairaland I came to know about cruise TV app... Which allows you stream the channel without data, so I wanna know if there are any other TV apps like it that allow streaming without data.....
#AwoofNoTheRunBelle
TV/Movies › Re: DC COMICS UNIVERSITY STUDENTS PLANET by Vulcanheph(m): 11:02pm On Dec 26, 2018
Wow... I never knew.
Politics › Re: Buhari Slams Wife Over Claim That Cabal Runs His Govt by Vulcanheph(m): 6:49am On Dec 26, 2018
You mean jubril slams buhari's wife over claim that cabal runs his government.
Family › Re: Have You Ever Experience This Before by Vulcanheph(m): 6:45am On Dec 26, 2018
Of course all naija mothers have played that trick on their kids....
Politics › Re: Buhari Sign Is Also Muslim Sign, Check These Pictures by Vulcanheph(m): 6:43am On Dec 26, 2018
Nigerians are so gullible..... Imagine how the mumu Christians who used this sign will feel after discovering this...
Christianity Etc › Re: Iraq Officially Makes Christmas A National Holiday by Vulcanheph(m): 6:40am On Dec 26, 2018
Finally the Middle East is becoming more matured and reasonable .......they have looked at their more developed counterparts (uae,qatar,kuwait etc) and they have realised that religious hatred isn't good for progress.
Politics › Re: Atiku Abubakar Plans To Fight Corruption - PDP Reveals by Vulcanheph(m): 6:23am On Dec 26, 2018
DamZik:
BUHARIST

A buharist is a person with Automated Praising Configuration (APC). The APC comes with 4 additional coded programmes:

1. Every failure of Buhari is caused by 16 years of PDP.

2. Every criticism of Buhari is corruption fighting back.

3. Everybody in the world is a looter except Buhari and those like Babachir and Akpabio who have pledged loyalty to Buhari.

4. Every economic hardship, prevailing national poverty and unemployment is because Buhari has blocked people from stealing.

When you meet a person with this automated "reasoning" pattern, don't waste your time arguing. Always remember that nothing makes sense to a robot except pre-installed programmes.
You have just totally described them perfectly in just one update..... Whoever you are, I owe you some bottles of beer.
Politics › Re: Atiku Abubakar Plans To Fight Corruption - PDP Reveals by Vulcanheph(m): 6:20am On Dec 26, 2018
mediaNGR:
The People Democratic Party, revealed one of their presidential candidate, Alhjai Atiku Abubarka plan for Nigeria is to 'Fight Corruption'

Atiku who has been blacklisted in USA for many years because of the money he embezzled during his time as vice-president to the former president, Olusegun Obasanjo, between 2003 to 2007.

He has called one of the notorious corrupt politician in the Nigerian history.

They wrote:



Source: https://www.mediahelm.com.ng/2018/12/pdp-revealed-one-of-atikus-plan-it-to.html
Please someone should tell Atiku not to fight corruption abeg.... It's buhari's fight against corruption that threw this country into recession, Hunger and hardship, because unlike other countries, when Nigeria fights corruption things get difficult for the common man....
Apc Zombies over to you.
Romance › Re: I Think It Is Wrong For Guys To Marry Older Ladies by Vulcanheph(m): 5:56am On Dec 26, 2018
9JAFULLBREED:
Who told you Adam was lonely before Eve? What about Lilith? undecided undecided undecided
Sorry bro not everyone knows about the story of Lilith since it has been removed from the bible.
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Chicken Pictures by Vulcanheph(m): 7:01pm On Dec 25, 2018
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahahaha......the suicide chicken really got me...

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