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Next level kuli kuli

ValCon888:
Her clitoris must be desensitized from excess masturbation with vibrators hence the use of electric taser.

Once she no longer feels pleasure from the taser, she'll graduate to cigarette lighter.

Savage

oboy81:
Congratulations bro. This is the ULTIMATE prayer of every Nigerian Guy

Bros please speak for your self.

Why is it that we Nigerians all we can boast of is religion.

Congrats to Djokovich

SUPERPACK:
A pack of condom would have saved you from all this grammar, move on pls

Yes o....100 naira condoms

BeeBeeOoh:






On behalf of me, I and myself, we present this little gift to this cute baby.



Edited:

Nlander's are protesting that Unku Lala and this cute baby girl deserves two-headed snake so, we decided to increase our package for the baby.

cc Nessaboo

Savage

He said that he hasn't had a girlfriend in years...he didn't say that he wasn't having sex.

androidroot:
Calabar is damn hot this evening

The weather in calabar no be child's play... And nepa come dey use us dey do anyhow.

Oricha79:
Wail till end of time...we don't care.

People like you are part of the reasons why Nigeria isn't progressing.

Where did HIS boobs come from...

They should come to calabar for their honeymoon.

The look on that girl's face..... I'd kill for a girl to look at me like that.

Baawaa:
Your mentor (Atiku) cannot get this treatment,because he is a known thief

What you should know is that every government we've had in Nigeria since independence has always been stealing.....
If you think buhari and apc hasn't been stealing also then you are a bigger fool than I think.
What I and probably every sane Nigerian wants is a government that tries to make life easier for it's people I don't care how much you embezzle.
FYI I don't support any party .

He probably can't read.... So he doesn't even know what it means.
Illiteracy is a disease.

senatordave1:
A true cross riverian will concur with what he said irrespective of tribal or party affiliation.anyway,tell us your basis for dissent

Ekpeitut:
Although the current government is a clown and downright douchebag. We prefer him to any candidate from the lifeless, bloodsucking party. So Mr. Eno you Berra wake up from your malaria/typhoid induced dream.
Salvation in APC? tufiakwa!

Dear senatordave
Ekpeitut answered your question for me.
(Ekpeitut which kind name be that....)

Willian, Leroy sane, Raheem sterling

As a cross Riverian I strongly disagree....

You mean every Muslim in Nigeria right?
Because most Muslims from other parts of the world are more advanced and educated than the ones we have in naija.... So encourage them to get more western education and basic skills to make our country better.

ArcFresky:
They are in the battle front op... God will protect you, but you also have to be ready.

I have an M.tech in Architecture. I don't need a job, I want to join the army to fight, who can help me?

Guy you have an Mtech in architecture and you wanna use it to join the army.... Na wah for you ooo.
I'm still struggling to complete Btech and when I finish Completely even if they are no contracts to do I'll use my many skills architecture teaches me to many other things (we both know architecture has so much versatility).
Do please don't waste your hard earned skills on the army.

MrSix:
In Peter Griffin's voice (from family guy)
"Adekunle Gold is doing her."





Need a laptop?
I sell Grade1 USA used Laptops
Details in my signature.

In Glenn quagmire voice.
'He's doing her very well giggity"

[quote author= post=74935659]The church is marching on and the Gates of hell cannot prevail.[/quote]Dear MANNABBGRILLS
Don't take this the wrong way, but your naivety is starting to get irritating.

Dear marvel fans
This thread is for DC fans only.... stop comparing the two franchises, please leave this thread and stop the unnessary criticizing.

Akalia:
For those of you that are hell bent on bringing PMB down by shading him because of some verbal mistakes he may have made while speaking in public functions recently, I have this to say to you: PMB remains your president and commander in chief of your country's armed forces.

He shall return to office yet again and sit put till 2022 because GOD has annointed him to rule your disrespectful and uncouth asses just to prove to you all that the race is not to the swift and the battle is not to the strong.

ZOMBIE please stop derailing....

Prince Harry issa sharp shooter

Wait let me go and get my Vaseline.....

Nice A**