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Family › Re: My Husband Paid N580K For My Bride Price But Refused To Help My Family Members. by Vulcanheph(m): 4:32pm On Jun 20, 2021
hisgrace090:
Dear lady it seems you're there to render the young man useless.

Have you ever asked if he has finished paying back the money he payed your bride price with?
Cant you start up something so you can help your family as he did to his instead of carrying both family with 70k salary?

When looking for partner, beware of liability that comes with entitlement mentality.
You have said it all.....
Christianity Etc › Re: "Youths Can't Think": Bishop David Oyedepo Begs FG To Regulate Twitter, Others by Vulcanheph(m): 8:23am On Jun 20, 2021
If you ever need to prove that most naija pastors na scam.....here it is.
Phones › Re: What's The Best MTN Tariff For Data? by Vulcanheph(m): 8:17am On Jun 20, 2021
moscobabs:
Thanks but I try to migrate to pulse and this is the message I'm getting. Does it mean I'm in pulse already
I think you're already on pulse bro..... Dial *123*1*2# to check
Sports › Re: FC Barcelona Finally Secure Their 3rd Consecutive Free Signing Of The Season by Vulcanheph(m): 8:12am On Jun 20, 2021
For real??!
If this is true, then koeman is really preparing for a post-messi Barcelona.

Also people like Gerard Pique, Sergio busquets, Jordi Alba etc should be offloaded because they have nothing more to offer .
Phones › Re: What's The Best MTN Tariff For Data? by Vulcanheph(m): 7:12am On Jun 20, 2021
First of all ... As far as you are looking for quality network, MTN is the best to use but their data bundles are often higher than others so never you make your full monthly subscription with MTN.
My advice is that you should get another sim probably Airtel and use it for your full monthly subscription, MTN data bundles are better done if you are doing a short time data bundles like daily or weekly but never for monthly.
To fully enjoy MTN data services you should migrate to MTN pulse and take advantage of thier short time services like.

1Gig for 1 week at 500 naira
Tik tok/Instagram bundle for 200 naira
Night plan that gives you 2Gig for 200 naira but only lasts for the night.

Good luck.
Romance › Re: This Is Actually Why Most Women Want To Get Married by Vulcanheph(m): 7:01am On Jun 20, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


No.
The main reason most women want to get married is because being married is a woman's greatest bragging right.
A broke widow or an adulterous divorcee has more socio-cultural respect than a successful spinster.

Ever asked yourself why Linda Ikeji is under pressure from her parents to bring a man home or wondered why Tiwa dreams to be wifed despite having a son and bragging on camera about being 'made'?
Ask yourself why Toyin Lawani got married to someone his other wives consider a deadbeat.
Etinosa Idemudia, Uche Ogbodo or Nkechi Blessing?

A woman goes through life with only one constant need; to be wanted.
They also fight one battle all through life, an imaginary competition with other ladies.
This is the reason women give out their phone numbers to strangers; the same reason a woman will spread her legs for any man who can so make her feel desired and worthier than other women.
It also explains why a woman's biggest enemy is a woman.

To women, for a man to want you enough to marry you means he has put you above the other women he has come across.
This alone has solved their basic need of being wanted and helped them win their major battle of competing with other women.

So being married means she won.
It doesn't matter for how long, what matters is that she has once won and this is the same reason women will marry and get divorced just so that it be on record that they had once gotten married; simply because, a husband is a woman's greatest laurel.
Remember Adesuwa Sonia Ighalo bragging just a while ago about being the married one?

That's why women remain in unhappy marriages and would rather die in it than walk away.
The fact that they can still stand with their head high in front of other women is a victory and the satisfaction from it supercedes the pain of hopelessness that makes them wail secretly at home.

I may be wrong, but I look up to Lalasticlala and the other elders to set me right.
You've said it all.... You really hit the nail on the head .
You deserve a bottle of Heineken from me for this comment..... Just that I no get money gringringrin
Family › Re: Fathers Day: Say A Wish To A Father by Vulcanheph(m): 6:50am On Jun 20, 2021
Happy Fathers' day to all Fathers out there..... I might not be a father yet but as I've grown older I've come to realize that being a father ain't easy especially in a country like Nigeria.

When you are a boy you'll love your mother but as you grow older you come to appreciate your father especially when you have kids of your own.

Fathers' day might not be as celebrated as mothers' day because not many people realise the sacrifices fathers make and what they pass through everyday to take care of the family.
So it's quite painful when you see some bitter baby Mamas that always try to hijack this day.

I grew up without a father and I know that my life would have been a little bit easier if my old man was around , so I've come to appreciate them because I've come to realize that it ain't easy.

So once again .... HAPPY FATHERS' DAY
Romance › Re: Wives Tag Their Husbands Well To Ward Single Girls Off. by Vulcanheph(m): 8:23am On Jun 19, 2021
This is so true.... I have once seen a video on Tik tok where a guy says that he always wears a wedding ring even though he isn't married as he discovered that it helps him get ladies easier.
Family › Re: Anytime My Husband Is Angry, This Is My Way Of Apologising To Him by Vulcanheph(m): 8:59pm On Jun 16, 2021
Chai.... Una too get bad mouth for this nairaland. gringringrin
Crime › Re: 18-Year-Old Armed Robber With A Dummy Gun Arrested In Delta (Photos) by Vulcanheph(m): 4:33pm On Jun 16, 2021
Karlovych:
grin grin grin So he literally robbed with that thing? Imagine going to jail because of a wooden "gun", there's nothing vultures won't see on a bbq grill.
This comment weak me gringringrin
Politics › Re: See How A Nigerian Portrayed Adamu Garba's Picture On Twitter by Vulcanheph(m): 4:29pm On Jun 16, 2021
IduNaOba:
XAXBCZCZAAXX
Liu kang
I thought Liu kang's brutality was
That's his hand to leg combo.

Liu kang's brutality is
CZCZZCZZZCZZZZZ.

I used to be obsessed with that video game when I was a kid gringringrin
Music/Radio › Re: Who Is Nigeria's Most Underrated Musician. by Vulcanheph(op): 4:24pm On Jun 16, 2021
Osebanjo:
Choices and society bro.
I agree.... One man's food is another's poison.
Sports › Re: Predict And Win: Who Will Qualify From This Group? by Vulcanheph(m): 4:23pm On Jun 16, 2021
kinglaxon:
Leave a comment on the blog
I tried opening your bloody blog and it's not responding.
Celebrities › Re: Between Tems And Tiwa Savage Who Has A More Attractive Brown Skin. - Pictures by Vulcanheph(m): 1:48pm On Jun 16, 2021
That tems take style get better nyash tongue tongue tongue
Sports › Re: Predict And Win: Who Will Qualify From This Group? by Vulcanheph(m): 1:38pm On Jun 16, 2021
1. France- 7 points. 2 wins, 1 draw.
2.Germany 6 points. 2 wins, 1 lose
3. Portugal 4 points. 1 win, 1 draw, 1 lose
4 . Hungary 0 pints. 3 losses.
Phones › Re: Mark Zuckerberg Is Tim Cook‘s Number One Hater Because Of This New iOS Feature by Vulcanheph(m): 1:20pm On Jun 16, 2021
I knew about these ads a long time ago and the shit doesn't surprise me anymore.
Celebrities › Re: Meet Nyakim Gatwech, The Darkest Person In The World (Pictures) by Vulcanheph(m): 1:08pm On Jun 16, 2021
From experience, I can surely tell you that these kind of girls dey ever get sweet tow-tow. gringringrin
Celebrities › Re: Meet Nyakim Gatwech, The Darkest Person In The World (Pictures) by Vulcanheph(m): 1:06pm On Jun 16, 2021
gameboy727:
Noob Saibot in real life. Damn she black.
I swear she be real noob saibot ( SEGA version) gringringrin


As much as I find her very attractive the skin tone is a NO-NO for me.
I'm already dark skinned , I won't do anything that would make my future kids look like ninjas.
Politics › Re: TwitterBan: President Buhari, Lai Mohammed Register On Rival Platform. by Vulcanheph(m): 9:03am On Jun 16, 2021
Kooo shit app belong to shit people.
Politics › Re: Saudi Arabia Executes Shia Youth For Taking Part In Peaceful Protests by Vulcanheph(m): 6:08am On Jun 16, 2021
This is exactly how the northerners want Nigeria to become; A place where you can be officially executed for demonstrating your "Fundamental human rights".

Please someone should help me complete the phrase "Islam is a religion of ........."
Romance › Re: Jeff bezos Ex Wife Marries A School Teacher by Vulcanheph(m): 6:04am On Jun 16, 2021
Why won't divorce cases be high..... Especially when the women know that they have a lot to gain.
Politics › Re: Miyetti Allah Denies Issuing 72-Hour Ultimatum To Delta State Government by Vulcanheph(m): 1:00pm On Jun 15, 2021
This people are stupid and I wonder how stupid the think we southerners are?.... If truly they weren't the ones who wrote it, why didn't they deny it when the letter first came out?
Why did they wait for MEND to reply first before coming out to deny it.

When you spend too much time around cows, you'll start thinking like one....
Politics › Re: See How A Nigerian Portrayed Adamu Garba's Picture On Twitter by Vulcanheph(m): 7:15pm On Jun 14, 2021
Paramountguy:
Brutality........XCABCZXABCZZZ
XXXBAXXXXBAXXXXXY ....you na noob , me na Jax. gringringrin
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Produces Evidence The Buhari Administration Lied by Vulcanheph(m): 7:10pm On Jun 14, 2021
The internet never forgets

That's all I have to say. gringringrin
Crime › Re: JUST IN: 11 Killed In Benue Communities by Vulcanheph(m): 5:26pm On Jun 14, 2021
I just hope the vultureBBQgrills is amongst the 11.
Jokes Etc › Re: If You Are Not Ready To Laugh Don't Open These Funny Photos And Memes by Vulcanheph(m): 5:24pm On Jun 14, 2021
Por favor Seguir grin
Food › Re: The ₦6000 Bunch Of Plantain Mofe Duncan Bought (Photo) by Vulcanheph(m): 3:02pm On Jun 14, 2021
PlayMaker14:
What kind of attention seeking skills is this?

We know say country hard, but buying that sacrificial looking 3 and half seed of plantain for N6000 is one of the biggest lies in the month of June.
I agree .... He's just seeking attention , food prices might have gone up but there's no way that plantain is 6k.
Family › Re: After A Father Found Out That His 10 Years Old Daughter Has A Boyfriend, He Did by Vulcanheph(m): 2:56pm On Jun 14, 2021
Correct father .... One day she'll thank him for this.

The way children grow these days is alarming.... You can imagine this girl at 10 years is already 5.9 in height but I'm over 25 and I'm not even up to 5.6 in height.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Urgent Vacancies by Vulcanheph(m): 2:50pm On Jun 14, 2021
Villagemeat:
Four chance
Five chance grin
Celebrities › Re: Denrele: “Dating A Man Was One Of The Biggest Mistakes Of My Life” by Vulcanheph(m): 1:19pm On Jun 13, 2021
So he's finally come out to admit that he's gay.

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