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The day this man mistakenly crosses the Niger bridge....

Why does he need to travel, isn't there a state of the art clinic in Aso Villa?

This question is for the zombies

We all know that The Army is doing all these to save face...... Gumi knows that as a fulani bandits' spokesman he is very well protected..... If Gumi was from the SE/SS/SW he would have been in jail by now .

1000angstroms:
Who asked you of all these?

No one asked me, but it's high time we Africans stop allowing religion to divide and destroy us....
Christianity started in the middle East and went on to Europeans who later brought it to us, Islam started in the middle East and was later brought to us.
None of these religions started in Africa but yet we Africans have been fighting and killing ourselves for too long while the people who brought those religions to us have started leaving the Religions behind.

tajWEED.....

It's amusing watching both christians and Muslims in Nigeria bicker with each other because of religions that both started a long time ago, in a place far away from here
As an Agnostic, I've decided never to let myself be bothered by such stuff.

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Dear OP
If you know what's good for you, remove this picture...... Nairalanders will come for you , and them no get joy oh.

My mom used to say that " the truth is like a seed , even if you bury it in the ground, it will surely germinate."........
As a kid, this never made sense to me until I became an adult.

The REDPILL might be a bitter pill to take but it's worth it.

Please casterate this animal abeg..... What will a man find appealing in 5 -7 year old children.

Please such things only happens up north not in my beloved Calabar.

Damage control....
If you know you Know.

Good one.... Let him save it and keep for the future generations to know more about their ancestry and heritage.
It's just painful that we Africans due to Christianity have denied and abandoned the things that make up part of our culture.
Christianity must have taken hold in Europe but most ancient pre-christian artefacts are still in museums today.
European museums still have artefacts of Greek, Roman and Viking God's till this very day but we Africans have destroyed our own heritage because of a foreign religion.

I stopped taking this man's comments seriously a long time ago..... This is the same idiot that said that Nigeria (a country that hasn't figured out it's electricity problems) will send a man to Mars.

I have never attended any of that classes , but I'm sure that I can attempt some of those questions based on my knowledge

Masturbator2020:
Nan,I didn't at all..I was not sure if I will marry her,so to disvirgin her when I was not sure of marrying her was not pleasant to me.

If you didn't, someone else surely will and that person might not end up marrying her.

First of all... You should tell everyone that the vacancy is for the position of a MARKETER , Stop sugar coating it.

Secondly, this your hotel no get name?

Masturbator2020:
Yes we do..I was surprised to find out there are still virgin girls in Nigeria. Last month I was in Nigeria and I met this pretty girl.When I asked her the last time she had sex she said never..I thought she was lying. Fees days later she came to my house and we started playing, that was when I found out she is a virgin.Pretty girl @ that..

So you disvirgined her

No political parties in Nigeria is worth fighting for especially the "Evil broom party".

Every sane person should leave the political fights for the zombies because we all know that the politicians don't care about us.

What the hell ?

First of all that isn't the tallest flag pole in Nigeria.... The one in Calabar is taller.

Secondly commissioning a flag pole is Definitely not an achievement, but I know zombies will applaud it.

This only proves how idiotic Ayade and his Co APC followers are...... Like say na broom person go chop......RUBBISH

prince3009:
Hahaha

Somewhere in Abuja, a phonecall was made...

THE PLOT:

"Buy red, Black and pale green materials from Onitsha main market and get a tailor to sow them together, get an artist to paint the yellow sun on it...

Seize motorcycles from innocent passersby (probably after shooting them dead and displaying their bodies as UGM in front of the press) and confisticate their motorcycles...

Go to an arts and crafts store in the market and buy beads, amulets, Igbo caps and some sculptures which you will present as the charms...

Then finally get bullets and guns from the armory and present them as IPOB arms

Call the press to take photos.

The Fresident will believe we are working and release more funds to us."....



"Ok sir...But what about parading some suspects under our custody as some of the arrested IPOB militants?"

"Are you mad? You want some people to see some of the suspects and identify them as innocent people who were just going their way and then kill the "credibility" of this our plan?"

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The world is watching!!


Igbos are not fools!!!

You've said it all.

SURROGACY.... If you know you know.

Raise your hand if you believe that this Onionbandit is still another alternate account of .....
Immediately I saw that the thread was by a zombie , I knew that majority of the info here will be fake .

MALIGNANTGuest:
Thank God he abandoned her.
Many MEN will abandon more.

Some Ladies are better of as SIDE CHICKS.
Some are better of as Signposts for other Ladies.
Some are kept as reserves for Burial ceremonies.
Some should be kept as Fighter jets.
Some kept as reserves 4 Wedding ceremonies.
Some deserve to be MARRIED.
4 dey were trained to be HOME KEEPERS.

You've said it all .

Every woman wants a man that will treat her like a Queen but not every woman is ready to treat her man like a king......

BOTTOM LINE;
If you don't treat him like a KING, He will never treat you like a QUEEN.

As much as I don't want to castigate her, I'll say that this woman is just plain stupid..... We all know that Churchill is definitely willing and capable of providing for his child but she has refused to let the man be in his son's life and then stylishly trying to make it seem as if Churchill is a deadbeat dad.

Mother's day is more recognized and celebrated than fathers' day but some bitter women have decided to hijack the day meant for fathers also.

We all know she loves her son but she taking this beef too far..... No matter what she does or how she tries to deny it, Churchill will always be the father of that boy and when he grows up he will always look for his father.

As much as wetin shim talk make sense, I know say shim dey talk out of pains as shim no get yansh to display for Instagram.... Because if talk say shim get ,shim for don display am.