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My take is to take it off the table

Haven't tasted it....



Won't taste it... Atleast not intentionally

fsgr5443:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N9hoBPyLd8

Person dey talk something serious and u are here derailing it...

What type of human are u...

This girl wey been the run after me for secondary school...


Baby oya come I Don gree for u

He must be a fan of 2face...


Well for a turtle he is still young...



More years to ya lifespan

cdm4live:
The lady is requesting to have the phone number of the friend to her boyfriend. She is even inviting the guy to come tomorrow when the boyfriend won't be around.

Firstly.... Thank you...



Secondly, I don't know anything about relationships.... No shí shí...


I haven't even been in one...

While In saner countries to see soldiers for eye na war.... Naija Don cast finish...


Do These soldiers think the are intimidating without their uniforms... Or that the are covered with the blood of Jesus.


That is to say that a vengeful person can trace each of them down to their house and do something even the devil wouldn't think of...


As a soldier u are not invincible.... U can be hurt... No b everybody u dey see for road wey their head correct... No go flex muscle for the wrong guy at least for ur family sake

Baba we no even understand u




The only thing I dey see na Peter

fergie001:
This match is most likely to end in 4-1





NB: I did not say who will win or lose.

You talk am.... Abeg who de do ur Juju for u...

We were born ALPHAS


but due to situation beyond our control some of us became SIMPS..


Now after going through life and understanding it and also situations they couldn't control.... The are returning back to their natural state....



ALPHAS

IGBO AMAKA

IGBO AMAKA

Following

Awwwn me too

I lobe dogs... Their loyalty is second to none...

I would love to have a GSD but the environment I live in won't permit me...

But one day I will buy those dog that howl

Somebody should help me na

I am already ashamed of myself

HIV IS TO AIDS

richie240:
On d contrary, many men don't know DT d vagina (hole) is meant for men's oegasm while d clitoris is d main orgasmic 'deliverer' for women.

If u like pound on her for 24hrs, if d clits is not adequately stimulated either by directlty massaging d visible part of d clits or d penis pressing on d roof of d inner lining of d vagina to tingle d hidden part of d clits, d man's efforts are just futile.

That's why u see many women rubbing their clits even as Mr macho is humping upandan in her vagina.

In other words, whether na 40seconds o, or na 40hrs o, just ensure dt u focus on her clits to give her maximum satisfaction.
Ensure her clits is well stimulated

Wisdom....

For this... I gat respect for ya...

I go follow u at once make u dey share wisdom with me...

Moscodee1990:
What's per cycle, per month?

Per cycle per month is



When u look at it now eh... U ask ya sef per cycle cuz per month that is per cycle per month in a cycle pa motunde cycle per month....

What I now meant is that per cycle will per per cycle per month

I don't know much but let me say what I know....




The igbos acknowledge the supreme God Chukwu.... But we all have our person Chi...


And we will pray, consult, ask and Communicate with our personal Chi who will take it to God the supreme... CHUKWU...

Commandment number 1


Thou shall not click

I dey tell people....


Is better to just stand up were ur boxerz and run... If u Don do ur do and she still insist...


Run oo

For the igbo people....


Everybody has his or her own CHI

Even though this is not news because men have been deciding to die this way... I have told my guys... If u can't satisfy her stand up, tell her u want to go to the bathroom and pee... Take ur boxerz and fly window....


There is no difference between a five minutes man and a 5 hours man... The are both men and sometimes the five minutes man is richer

If u dey do she scream harder or she no moan... Enter kitchen collect pepper rub inside her.....


This one is a pharmacist.... TM no far from am

He was a pharmacist.....


Tramadol no been far from am

When I was a kid I once bought a little colourful bird from some boys who I was sure the were gonna kill it unintentionally....



I remember leaving it to fly away but the bird was still hanging on my stretched palm for some minutes while I walk around with it.... When it flew away I was hoping that one day it will grow big and come and carry me then I will be merlin....

Lightangel65:
What is this

Its a type of game played many years ago.... I don't know if kids of nowadays still play it...



Op... The thing chop... Make I go fyn my brother sef... We must play this game...


If he no gree I go beat am force am to play

We have been shaming Cameroon because our big brother get level pass their big brothers house and all...



Shouldnt we be shamed by Canada because of ourz

Chii59:
Can I be your side chick?

Temptation get behind all of us

Okezie ikpeazụ should just go and buy sense...


Look at him... Someone that can't pay the employees talk more of putting aba and abịa as a whole in good condition.... For me... That kanu sef better pass am..


Worst Governor ever

E get people wey own the naija police....


People who tell them what to do...