googlepikins:
Cos you are who?

Cos I have a different opinion, and many others also have opinions different from yours. Saying "we" is hasty generalization, which is a myopic disposition.

praxisnetworks:

There's a crime inducing people to recall him. In fact the full weight of the law should debar one from politics for at least ten years

So if I fail to perform as expected , am I not inducing people to recall me?

googlepikins:
we all know the recall is a scam. no be Nigeria again?

Kindly remove the "we" thing

Jabioro:
Twisted to sweet the suspect.. discharged and acquitted ..

You can't even differentiate between sweet and suit. I won't be surprised if you are an undergraduate or graduate and have done Use of English in utme. And people like you will also be blaming government for not providing employment when you don't have the mental substance to make you employable.

MemphisRaynes:
Dude. Please do not call my wife that. If you got no help to offer, then just read and learn.

Guy, wake up. Someone is asking your supposed wife "how is our baby doing." That should tell you they did something behind you. Yes, your wife bleeped the gynecologist.

fastgyal:
Read carefully please. I didn't ask him to do all that. He did it willingly and when I tried to talk, he began asking me if I was the one spending the money. Abeg, a responsible man who worked hard for his money can't spend it foolishly. These things don't get to me. I've seen other people's experience and I've learnt to be wise.

Pls I want to ask a question. Do you think it is right for a girl to take her friend along when going on a date? Isn't dating for two people? Why bringing a third person along? Hope you won't see my question as irrelevant?

nddydamzi:
nice writeup op...but man must whack...

Yeah, man must whack even if he has to make other people go hungry in the process.

Upsalenaija:
Its no longer news that the best place to invest in landed property in Africa is the New smart city Ibeju-Lekki (Lekki ajah axis)

Do you remember when Lekki Phase 1 was selling for cheap prices and many failed to GRAB the opportunity to invest. Many gave excuses as to why they couldn't invest and we later here Stories like

"If only I had bought it back then". Sound familiar right? Probably it does, because almost everyone has an "If Only" or "the opportunity I missed" story about Lekki Real estate. But the good news is that its never late than never.

Another opportunity present itself (a better one at that) for you to own and Invest in our Estate with good titles (C of O etc) in this same region with greater value and the best ROI. Billions of dollars have been invested in this region and more are going to be invested. Its has never happened in Africa that a region will have the following developmental projects

Lekki Free Trade Zone
Chinese Free Trade Zone
Dangote Refinery
Lekki Deep Seaport
Lekki International Airport
Pan African University and so on

These indicators determines how fast development and investment comes to the region which in turn determines the value and ROI(return on investment)

THERE ARE WHY'S. INVEST NOW

You can take advantage of our investment offers and avoid regret.

ASK ME HOW.. I CAN SHOW YOU.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5PrSlzqhus

Since you said we shouldn't WAIST more time, can we now begin to BREAST more time for a change?

NCANpatroller:


She wouldn't be in that location if not for nysc

But another person would have been in that location and get robbed. It is not by nysc oga.

Medunah:

Hey asshole, get the fxck off my mentions!!

So jobless u had to quote me twice, get a life idiot!!!!

You and ur fellow junkie chuksanambra can go fxck yourselves if u av got nothing to do, junkie.... !!

True to type. I wasn't expecting any sense from a dead brain blind idiot

Aikayy:
Evans is a Biafran like me. But unlike me, he is a criminal. AMA PROUD BIAFRAN! !

Don't worry bro. Criminals are found everywhere. North o, south o, east o, Midwest o, every region has its fair share of criminals.

emorse:

This is not to deride you or anything but the bolded makes no sense at all from where I stand. Ambode's friend will call him by his first name (probably Akin). Or even by a very funny nickname. All that formality about first names waters down friendship.

Just before you ask, I was with a group of friends (all married) from way back secondary school and we all called one another by the funniest nicknames we could remember. It was mad fun all through.

Calling your married female friend nickname is different from calling them their maiden name after they have married. Do you even know the meaning of maiden name? Why not go and check dictionary before making disgustingly annoying comment born out of ignorance here?

Medunah:

A political position is different from marital status!!!!!!!!!

Please girl,kindly shut up and use your brain sensibly for once. You are sounding stupid just because you want to win an argument at all cost. I pity the man that will be stupid enough to marry you.

Medunah:
I don't agree with the maiden name thing, at all!

So when a girl gets married, her old male friends can't refer to her by her maiden name again?? Doesn't make sense!

I would find it very awkward if my male friends start referring to me as sis, madam or whatever just because I got married....

Is it only ladies that cause the problems that destroy the marriage? Cos ur list doesn't refer to the guys too, Not only ladies do all those stuffs, men do them too.​

Looks like you don't even know the meaning of maiden name. You should consult your dictionary before making comments that make you sound unreasonable.

NwaAmaikpe:


Why are those policemen armed to the teeth as if he is a very dangerous criminal. This man never killed a soul.
This is not right...

#TeamEvans
#TeamFreeEvans

Flaaatheads see nothing wrong in kidnapping and drug pushing so long as their flat headed bloders are involved.

ableguy:
I was in my friend's place today and caught his wife stealing his money, she thought I didn't notice what she was doing?
Her husband's bag was in the living room, he left it there and went inside only for her to stylishly took it and took some money from one of the rapper, fold it and had to tie it with the fringe of the rapper she's tying.

Why I am concerned is the man has been complaining of money missing and has been suspecting their poor house help, again recently she sacked her sales girl because the woman went to the shop intimidated the sales girl and forcefully took some money where they use to keep money. The girl didn't know how much she took, when she calculated her balance she wrote how much she thought Madam took. At the end 1k was missing and he had to deduct it from the girls salary.

My own is why will she be stealing from her hubby?
Okay, what of telling her later?
If I tell the hubby I don't know how he'll react and the woman will know I was the one that told her husband.

Should I tell my friend because my conscience is pricking me.

You can send him text message but hide your caller ID. Don't give details. Just tell him to watch his wife that she is the one stealing his money

pastie:
Dear family section, Right now i have been going through a lot of situation and i believe i can get the right advice here,

Normally i will have choose to create an alternative moniker for this but i made up my mind to face whatever challenge it is.
long story short , I being the first son of my late father who died when i was 16,
being a good boy that i was then, made my mother to trust me with sum of money on my savings accout incase of future need,
the money has been there for years but as time goes on little by little the money was going down .
but i couldn't tell my lovely Mum due to some fear within me that it will hurt her feeling and also feel disapointed,
so without the money as time goes on whenever she need money out of the saving, i will try my possible best to provide it within that period, even if it is to borrow,
this has been going for a while until i even sold out all my electronics gadget, even my laptop, headphone that i have being using to make some little bucks online.
one night after a serious thought, i decided to open up to her about it.
sincerly she cried over it after knowing what i have been passing through all this while.

now she has forgiven but blame me on why i have chose to keep it secret until this very moment that she was planning to use the money for my broda registration. now i'm feeling unconfortable because ever since she always look worry and weak.
i need help on how to calm her and also gain her trust in me.

i don't know what is happening to me, its like i'm curse, right now i feel worthless.

Go and do bricklaying work to get the money back. Or where do you want the poor woman to get money for your broda's registration?

deepwater:
There is something terribly wrong in the land. Despite punitive measure and capital punishment on drug trafficking in Asia, people still get involved in it.

Is this for the passion to overcome the poverty in the family or just plain laziness to be engaged in a legit money making business.

I wish enough sensitization and awareness could be done in Nigeria. The expectation to get rich quickly as a young man and show off to people you don't really care about needs to stop.

Our girls keeping forming slay queens or whatever, putting 'maintenance' cost on the high that a modest young guy can't fund, hence the young blood be pushed to social vices to make bread come bigger and quicker.

It is so painful to have the youths of today either been jailed up abroad or killed like a rat in Nigeria just about every other week, and the old wines are still being re-corked for the next sale in 2019

The value of life in igboland is judged by how much money you have. It doesn't matter if you kill to make money, just make it. That's why parents would be charging huge dowry. They see everything as opportunity to make money, either good or bad.

chesterlee:
Only an Afonja!

Actually the driver looks like a Igbo

Mimienudles:
surrrrrrrrrre
Slide into my PM jhooooooor

Ah done slide in te te. I no take am rub body at all at all.

Oya goan reply to your PM and let the toasting begin!!!

Mimienudles:
Woooooooooow
So sweet
Wishing them more and more and more Joyous Celebration

You Berra allow me to toast you, so DAT in 11 years time, we too can be celebrating like this.

NwaAmaikpe:
nice one.
This is just a metaphor... Jesus is probably one of the prison wardens

If old woman like this could not stay celibate in prison...

You wonder why cases of married women infidelity are so common where she's from.

She was talking about becoming a Christian and not the physical marriage you are thinking. Stop being unreasonable. It makes you sound stupid.

Otradearena:
Hmmmmmm, na family title!

It doesn't matter

baby124:

Not true. I have sat with a child of 8 who talked too much. An adult in their 30's who talked too much. Not talking too much is a sign of restraint and wisdom. Hope you gather sense before your old age so people don't run from you

Looks like you've already lost your senses and can never regain it back in your old age and for the rest of your life. If not, you will know that talking too much and several other childish, annoying behaviors are symptoms of old age.

AngelicDamsel:

Economically speaking, If I give my bf a car and we break up, it will eventually worsen my loss............ But if its my husband, my share for divorce will insure it


Meanwhile,I don't have a boyfriend ...................

In Africa, a woman has almost nothing to gain from divorce

pocohantas:
Yes... so far he is tested/trusted and my actions are reciprocated. I won't like to empty my account to buy it, it has to be something I can comfortably afford. I am an unrepentant lover girl and generous too, but if I catch him on top another woman...

His ancestors will receive him that day.

So, babey which do you want, Lamborghini or Benz?

I love your heart. Dating you would be like heaven on earth. I mean a man can do with some unrepentant lover. And you can count yourself lucky......cos I don't double date

NwaAmaikpe:


The sun is rising


And it's heat will scorch the barren lands of the North.

That shouldn't concern you. What should concern you is how to form Biafra

omoadeleye:
your papa needs a factory reset

Your kids too may recommend factory reset for you when you grow old. It will soon be your turn. I suggest you be careful what you say about the old peeps today lest it comes back to you.

baby124:
I run away from such people because it's tiring. Sometimes you just want peace and quiet.

Talking much is one of the symptoms old age; you will grow old one day.

delishpot:


And you can swear on your life and the destiny of your unborn children that those men whose names you listed up there NEVER went to any shrine to get some help? Can you?

At least this story has proved that igbos are also engaged in diabolism and juju. They are as demonic as it comes. So next time, think twice before you stereotype Yorubas as being diabolical. Igbos are also diabolical

INTROVERT:
A few days ago, the social media was awash with the dare devil robbers who trailed a car to a zenith bank and robbed its occupants while engaging police and shooting sporadically in the air and ended up killing a police sergeant and losing one of their gangmembers also. See link below

https://www.nairaland.com/3851650/brave-sergeant-zenith-bank-robbery


Well today, a new image popped up of top police men at that particular crime scene and I was almost in tears with how the police officers were going about the whole thing. Maybe I have watched too much CSI Miami, but those top shots displayed a high level of incompetence.

So can you point out a few things wrong with this picture.

Happy weekend guys.

He shouldn't touch that weapon without hand gloves.

Misterdhee1:

Lol..But we still dey top the WC qualifier table with six points under the same Buhari

No, we are third