₦airaland Forum

This whole biafra thing doesn't seem to be going too well.

Mikecold:
But honestly what is a northern Muslim business with south east regional constitution review?

So a Fulani man must be sent to also tele-guide Igbos on what is best for their own region


Quota system fulanization nonchalance cost him his life

There's no such thing as a zonal constitution. It's a national document. Stop being so myopic.

hisgrace090:
Why have igbo leaders choose to quell their peoples grievance with barrel of the gun?

Don't know if you noticed but the UGM are not exactly going round throwing hugs and roses.

Skyfornia:
We are observing....

Only when the zoo realizes that 99% of Igbos in the east is 100 percent in support of Biafra, then they will look for a better way to dialogue and address the issue. The zoo can never win by gra gra..

Well, they did win last time.

stonemind:
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Damn, you're fine.

Racoon:
Nice effort so far by the Buhari's government but let's step up to the F-I6 and other supersonic jets class. Tucanos can easily be shot down by surface to air missiles from BH terrorists

BH doesn't have SAMs. They're hard to get.

Agbegbaorogboye:
Yeah. Consider yourself educated.

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Agbegbaorogboye:
You seem confused or bipolar. Seems your parents didn't like what they saw when you came out of your mother so they locked you up in a cubicle with a simulator and internet as your only link to the real world.

In one breath you can understand goats. In another you've never seen a real goat but learnt about goat from a simulator.

If the simulator taught you that you can chat with goats on the internet, then it's really unfair. That means the simulator has fried your brain badly. What else did the simulator teach you? That goats bleat by typing words?

This is comedy higher than the order of basketmouth. I hope the simulator did not tell you it's ok to have sex with goats cause the way you've been stalking me eh? I beg ooo

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Agbegbaorogboye:
You need a game to show you how goats act?
Are you really that dull?
Even a primary three pupil can perfectly describe a goat and its behaviour.
This one off me.
First you claim filial affinity with goats now you're painting yourself as a robot that learns through simulation and modeling.
I tire oo

I needed the game.....until i came across you, a real goat.

I like the way you bleat, goat.

Agbegbaorogboye:
I see. So a game taught you how to be a goat.
You're just someone's experiment on how to turn a human to a goat.
I fear the experiment failed badly.

Interesting that they made a game about you, so we can see how you goats act the goat.

Agbegbaorogboye:
Stop following me around. I don't swing your way.
Go look for a goat nearby to enjoy some deep conversation with.
Greet the goat for me. Tell him I plead on your behalf to lend you some dead goat's brain. You need it badly.

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Agbegbaorogboye:
I didn't know you're the moral judge of nairaland to decide who I should follow.
As has been declared by your very self, you converse with goats. You can only converse with those you are part of. It's simple logic. Any other thing is just bitter ranting from you.

I was curious.

This game is the sole i reason i can understand your bleats.

Kriss216:
He's a girl, stop using guy on her.

Er...

Agbegbaorogboye:
Ashamed of himself for setting things in order?
I think not

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Agbegbaorogboye:
Why would you not go to the level of goats when you think goats have a race?
Like I said, you don't need the insults. You confessed yourself to be able to speak like goats and understand their bleats.
I'm yet to see any other human who identifies as such. Your case is special Darwinism. Dr Dolittle wannabe

Can you bleat a little louder please? I didn't get a word of your tepid indignation, goat.

Wow I didn't know you're such a randy goat!

Check out all the females you're following.

You're ambitious, goat.

A lecherous goat is a whole new level of goat.

Agbegbaorogboye:
Only an individual devoid of proper reasoning can refer to another human as a goat. If a human however, with his own mouth confesses to being able to converse with goats, I think self-label should not be contested.

I'm not being racist to goats, or speciest rather, so that's why i lower my self to your knee-high level to converse with you, goat.

Funny how a goat thinks it's human just because a human regards its primal existence.

Give a goat an inch and it wants a yard, eh?

Agbegbaorogboye:
Yet you can converse with goats.
Imagine failing a failed theory.
Double jeopardy.
Pity

Which is more remarkable: that you, a goat, can to some respectable degree comprehend human speech, or that i, a human, can converse with a goat such as your humble self?

Agbegbaorogboye:
But you human can bleat like a goat and even understand bleating.
You're a failed product of Darwin's theory I guess.
Pity

Darwin's theory is a failed theory anyway. There's no common ancestor between man and goat.

While homosapiens may have had a simian ancestor, Capra aegagrus hircus, or goat in the common tongue, likely has common ancestry with donkeys, which is likely why you act like a goat and think like an ass.

Agbegbaorogboye:
Seems your memory is shorter than your intelligence.
The monkey your teacher who taught you how to communicate with goats.
You couldn't have forgotten her so fast. Makes you look like an ingrate

Your english is a bit wonky, but that's excusable. Not all goats can speak human very well, so you're an exception.

Agbegbaorogboye:
Don't blame me. Blame your ability to learn properly and pay attention in class. You wasted the monkey's time then.

Monkey, what monkey?

Oh now you're doing cross- species sex?

Wow.

You're the GOAT man!

Agbegbaorogboye:
Exactly. In one breath you can understand goats' conversation perfectly while you speak English as well.
Which school did you learn that from? A zoological garden I guess. Probably attended class with goats and cows and sheep, with a monkey as the teacher.
Their influence on you is unmistakable.
You know what they say about when you stay long enough with cows...

That's quite a lot of bleating, fella.

You gotta slow down cos I'm not fluent in goat-speak.

Agbegbaorogboye:
How does this thing you wrote make sense to you?
Do you mean to imply you do understand and can actually communicate with goats?
Wonderful!!

Well, I'm communicating with you, aren't I?

That's... the sophistication they're always yammering about.

Agbegbaorogboye:
Or *we"
Her prayers are those of hypocrites.
Not because she loves the country but because she loves the people who are in charge and benefitting from the country.
That's why those prayers are just like bleating of a goat. They mean nothing

Have you ever spoken to a goat, to understand whether their bleating actually means nothing?

Perhaps when you're passing by two goats, one goat bleats to the other: "look at this goat passing by".

Nbotee:
Retiring far more experienced and more qualified officers jus to pave way for their appointments. Army, customs, Police U name it...

Most of the 10 are in administrative and policy duties, not operations. They're replaceable. That's why sending people to those roles is a career killer and a sort of punishment.

slivertongue:
how many of these generals are deployed for serious security work

Very few.

Agbegbaorogboye:
He's no patriot.
He's an ass-licker for politicians especially APC politicians

She, not he.

She prays for the country to get better, unlike others who wish it doom and gloom, as if they've any other country but Nigeria.

post=102112592:
CONGRATULATIONS and welcome on board Major General Yahaya.
Ending insurgency/violence all across our darling country is what must be achieved.
May God Almighty give you the direction as you continue this war to tackle all terrorist organizations in Nigeria.
Nigeria will win this war.
Peace shall reign in our darling nation.
God bless Nigeria.

We Rise!

You're probably the only patriot in this forum

OMOJOHN001:
Our relationship is just three months old, she she has used my pics as her DP both on WhatsApp and FB for the past two months now, Its irritating and I don't even feel any vibe from that shit.

She can't go a week without posting my pics on her status and now too many people already knows that I am dating the babe.

How do I even stop her without making her feel silly. She is loving me too much, Like the love is choking me for real.

why posting all the time with captions like..Forever is the deal. for better for worse, Ayomi I will not leave you even at the point of death.

I am scared I may even break her heart sooner,
please advice me how do I stop her from putting much hope on me. To her she has found her husby but Me I am not even ready for that marriage shit in the next three years.

Ingrate

A potato with batteries is still a potato

That's probably his PA, ffs.

There's nothing to see here.