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Nothing strange here, sane societies always work on invitation. Anything else and they call you a wedding crasher.

Johnwicka:
HOLLY GRAM SHE IS TOO CUTE AND HOT. WTF.. SHE WILL BE GRIDDING SOME GUYS D*CK NOW.. WISH AM D GUY. D GUY IS REALLY LUCKY I SWEAR DOWN.. IF AM D GUY I WILL LEAK HER BODY TILL D MORNING. EAT HER FEET AND KISS HER LIPS TILL IT GOES DOWN. NEVER TO 4GET. GET HER PREGNANT AS WELL.. WTF MAN

Holy
Grinding
Guy's
Lick

Rather than fantasizing about sex, you should demand a refund from whatever school you attended.

Your situation requires urgent community intervention before you hurt yourself

Rambo

Interesting that the author, an igboe, did not mention ESN and IPOB alongside bandits and ISWAP

By the way, anyone noticed the recent spade of crime seems to be related to the ending of SARS?

Even in sleep he's more productive than a certain vegetable from Daura.

Lastmankc:
These guys will make guys like us hustling legit look useless. My cousin brother that graduated not quite long was doing well and his mother started asking my mom whether I her child really graduated in school because the guy was super rich and I was still managing.
It later dawn on her when she was arrested along side with the husband that their so called son is into fraud.Till now,they haven't seen the guy.

Is he your cousin or your brother?

Pick one.

Because he certainly can't be both at once, unless you're from an incestuous family.

Probably a seepage somewhere along her supply route.

Clout chasing.

Where's the picture of the structure?

Zyzxx10:
This is it sir

Thanks a million. You can pls edit your number out from your quote.

2k sent

Zyzxx10:
Ive shunned the act. It hasn't helped. I thought it could empower me in these bad economy but it wasn't helpful. Wanted to delve into crypto but lacked the funds. I just want to focus on my studies right now and any legit opportunity to make money. Thanks for your words sir. I appreciate.

Send your account number and get the 2k.

Either here or ​via WhatsApp +1 251-277-xxxx

If you send via WhatsApp kindly confirm here the last 3 digits of your phone so someone doesn't pose as you.

Zyzxx10:
Sir please help me out too. I'm in a bad fix right now with no one to turn to. My last meal was yesterday. I'm not a scam too. Pls.

I'm sorry, you're into sports betting. That's gambling.

I'll still give you 2k, but pls stop wasting your money on betting.

Makemoneywithme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY9ucDp0hJc

What accent is she trying, and miserably failing, to fake?

prosperioh:
I tap in ur favour bro.


Abeg make person help me with 500 naira make i use chop something this sunday. God bless u.
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Prosper.

2k sent to you.

Seems like you people are all rolling a dice waiting for a favorable outcome by pure chance.

Doesn't sound like benevolence to me.

Sai Mallam!

CAN's feeble attempt to cause insurrection in kaduna has yet again failed.

olaolulazio:
*There Is No Tomorrow, Only Now!*

General Attahiru prayed Jumaah in Abuja. Powerful, strong, highly influential, controller of enormous resources in men & finance, fit, hale & hearty. Less than 5 hours later, he was dead in Kaduna.

His Chief of Staff reportedly called his wife who lives in Kaduna, that he was coming home. She was to only see him in a coffin instead.

His ADC, Major Hayat is reported to have phoned his mother, that he will be breaking his sitta shawwal fast with food from her pot in Kaduna. He never made it home; never got to eat that mama's food.

Pilot Olufade got married barely two months ago. Probably still in honeymoon mode. The happy new wife had no way of knowing she'll be a widow in 2 months. He didn't plan to be dead so soon.

The other pilot is reported to be preparing for his own wedding, introductions conducted already. He will never know the joy of getting married to his sweetheart.

Are you still 'planning' to do good? Are you still 'thinking' whether to fulfill your promises or not? Or are you still harboring hate, envy, resentment towards family, friends and colleagues? Are you still 'plotting & scheming' for that position, that contract? Do you still think you need to trample on others in order to rise? Or to be harsh, rude, deceitful & cunning?

You plan. And God plans. And He is the best of planners.

All that happens, all that we see, preaches to us. May we fortunate enough to listen, learn & mend our ways.
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Deep words

Deborah98:
... Are you deliberately going through all my comments just to spot a mistake in any? If yes please stop

Nope, follow you? You're overrating yourself, Dearbrah.

You're just all over the place dropping bombs, and I happen to be around to clean up after you.

Deborah98:
Since our security personnels have failed us,it's best we do the defense by ourselves.

Oh not again, Deborah!

The plural of personnel is still personnel.

Guyman02:
Banditry is an internal matter of the Fulanis, unfortunately other Nigerians are the main victims. Over 90% of Bandits are Fulanis and they are thriving because Buhari doesn't want to kill his tribesmen, he will rather bomb Imo State , his nepotism level is unprecedented

I guess you didn't read this

https://www.nairaland.com/6565591/nearly-killed-when-air-force

Romanoff:
So where did the "Over my death" come from?

UGM-loving IPOBs.

Thinktwicemybro:
Fvcking is a psychiatric problem to your tribe and religion.

We're happy to have that problem.

Behold, the yoruba messiah!

Even though he looks like a common agbero, the future of the yoruba nation rests on him.

Yeah, that's how low the savior bar is in yoruba land.

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Deborah98:
we all make mistakes Mr... Don't feel too big cos you corrected me.

You were being insulting, so I had to use your fuckup to lower your temperature.

Thinktwicemybro:
Why is it that you amajiris like to fvck? Even at the age of 6, you start fvcking your infants. That's how your brother promise to deep his penis in kerosene to fvck your mother.

Fukking is a normal biological function, just like eating.

I know the concept is alien to you by virtue of your being severely under-fuct. You're not getting any so you find it strange.

But think about this: if your diabetic father had not fuct the local hypertensive ho, would you exist, you demented creep?

Deborah98:
mtcheew � what has my boyfriend got to do with this, excuse me.

Focus on your fuckup, not your insignificant boyfriend.....if you've one, that is.

Thinktwicemybro:
Almajiri, thank God you can spell trash, the way you attacked her shows you are so happy to know the spelling of trash.
Anyway one trash is gone and Nigerian must return to how God destined it.
Destiny can be delayed but cannot be changed.

Lols everyone look at this dumb busybody assholic piece of last night's crummy shiit.

Obviously you didn't think twice before letting your tiny maggot brain set you off on this pathetic, juvenile, banal, tepid and impotent rage on behalf of your fellow dimwitted IPOB fukk.

Deborah98:
This man likes spilling thrash in the name of talking... We already know Buhari has already positioned a northerner to take over,so is that the news you are ranting about?

Poor Deborah.

It's trash, not thrash.

Thrash is what your boyfriend does to you when you behave like trash.

tit:
Planes land with burst tires.
Pilots hold planes straight in strong cross winds.

Was the landing gear deployed?

You don't know what you're saying

Planes caught in crosswinds do a manoeuvre called crabbing, they go on a different vector at an angle against the headwind.

Also what pilot lands a plane without the landing gear deployed, except in an emergency, which they'd certainly mayday ahead.

Faber:
E get people wey there money no dey finish. Abi you don't know that one. Invest in a business that stands even the most troublesome of the pandemic. I knew a guy that bought houses cos covid19 skyrocketed his net worth

He deals on medicals.

Some who are into sports franchises. How can their money finnish everyday there are leagues and matches going on. Even while you are sleeping some guys are in stadium locking horns. Scoring goals. You wake up to met money in your account.

Some saved their money in foreign currency and once exchange rates go up they cash out.

Some are into transportation... Whether you like it or not their money comes everyday. If NNPC increase fuel price... E no concern them... They increase the tfares

There's no type of business that revenues cannot dry up.

Businesses by their very nature are volatile to many internal and external forces.

There's no business segment that did not feel the impact of covid-19. Even pharmaceuticals, because logistics, supply chains and credit lines were affected.

Also, all businesses are interdependent on each other: the customers of the sports goods company and drugstores have to earn money elsewhere to spend in the respective sports items and drugs. If a grocer is under lock down, he can't make sales, if he can't make sales, he can't afford sports goods and drugs, and if the sports goods and drugstores can't make sales, revenues dry up, and your rich person suddenly isn't so rich anymore.

As for your fuel hike and transportation business analogy, you do know there's a domino effect. The increased transport fare will have its purchasing power reduced because all other costs go up, including costs of spare parts and maintenance, and the cost of living of the transportation people.

You're ruinously caught in static while the world is in flux.

GboyegaD:
Ingredients:
Honey beans,
Celery,
Mushrooms,
Carrots,
Bell peppers,
Chili peppers (I don't use this because I can't eat spicy foods)
Onions,
Canola oil.

Cook the beans until very soft. In another pot, pour the oil, pour the veggies and allow them fry. Then add the beans and stir till it is well mixed.

Great.

Thank you