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It is the greatest irony that the most honest man in nigeria cobbled together his kitchen cabinet with deadwoods and rusty nails.

Now the rot has eaten so deep the entire contraption teeters on the brink of collapse.

DanseMacabre:
Achtung! Herr Oberstleutnant, zu ist da mann! Lol, hope my pidgin German made some sense?

Attention! Mr Lieutenant. To is the man.

Lols.

Du bist den mann...

It's all a publicity stunt to get followers.

Mark my words she'll surface alive and well soon.

Have seen too many of these.

Does she look depressed or suicidal to any of you?

BreezyCB:
Hushpuppi don suffer from is enemies oo

Serves him right.

He wanted to be a celebrity without paying the ultimate price of fame: negative attention.

Must be bad hair day.

Reminds me of mops, toilet brushes, and a wet shaggy dog.

Airforce1:
Did E-money just hit a mega contract ?

The billionaire business man took to his social media page to share this photo of himself on phone and super excited in his beautifully decorated five star mansion with the caption; "when you receive that call that gladens your heart ".


Hmm
E-money could be the next bill gates soonest, Amen.


See photos below


News Source
Airforce1


Link
https://www.instagram.com/p/Ba18vUIFlDR/

This guy has the ugliest decor I've ever seen.

Looks like a Victorian era hooker's room.

Meanwhile....hey airfukk 1, are you planning on licking the skin off his criminal ass?

9jakohai:
Make sure your Durex condom supply is in order.

HIV dey well well for that side.

Trust no one

Pah!

HIV is overblown

Government just wants to stop people breeding.

With the way everyone fukks now half the world would've been dead already.

Something is going to kill me anyway....might as well go out with a bang.

A literal "bang".

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I wonder why otherwise educated people become tone-deaf once they win elections.

Champagne is the de facto status symbol of the elite.

And this fool is using it as his electoral emblem.

Idiot that's no hack.

This governor always looks like a rascal.

Bits by bits our leaders are confirming their incompetence by mortaging everything.

rotexteymie:
.. but how's this even possible?

Obviously a hoax.

People will do anything for internet attention these days.

I'm more interested in the sauce than the fish.

Recipe?

This Efe...always looking razz and local.

Hmm....


*looking for Langtang on Google Maps and checking calendar*

Iamzik:
He actually does. What's your proof to the contrary?

What's your proof that he does?

This irrelevant fossilized old fool always courts controversy to remain relevant.

Hey asshole, your time was like a million years ago. Now shut up and enjoy the little that's left of your loot....and life.

Staged.

No one believes he drinks garri for dinner.

Didn't understand a single sentence.

2015 is almost 3 years ago.

Jega is stuck in the past.

Indeed with the mess APC is creating maybe it wouldn't have been a bad thing if GEJ had interfered with the elections.

Not that GEJ was a good president...but at least he only said he was humble, not claimed to be a saint.

Says the uber criminal who enriched himself.

Forget oil and gas, forget forex, forget bitcoin...

You wanna be rich, just start a church.

Fools who believe in voodoo will come in spades.

All you've to do is mumble some gibberish and tell them to sow seed and pay tithe, and convince them their child or a little bird needs to be killed cos it's the thing holding their destiny back.

Then..cha-ching!....you're rich as fukk and turned to an untouchable "god of man".

Falana busybodi loudmouth who thinks he knows more than everybody.

Oh, so now the Peugeot 508 qualifies as "exotic car".

Our reporters and bloggers are complete ignorant fools.

I think we're using the word "billionaire" very loosely these days.

Egbedii:
They should probably just end it on a high with a grand season 8 finale cuz i don't see where the show is going anymore... Or maybe I'm wrong

No you're right.

It's gone stale and formulaic: Get captured by an uber villain, escape, rinse and repeat.

The zombies are no longer a threat, just background filler. I daresay you can remove the zombies and no one will notice anymore.

Even the comics keep gallivanting around with an old and infirm rick while carl has become an asshole.

The whisperer war was a tepid joke....they really blew it with that material. I'd have preferred aome kind of super zombie who're smart and actually whisper than another band of brigands hiding under zombie flesh.

Think I'll start watching Z Nation instead.

So much obesity....

elantraceey:
This is not just a stranger but his FRIEND! Haba even at that self does he have to insult her? Verbal abuse is same as physical abuse for me, none supersedes the other.

Seriously?

Which would you rather, that I call you a damn fool or that i break your legs, knock out six of your teeth, gouge your eye, break your nose and dislocate seven of your fingers?

PBundles:
First of all, just because I gave my honest opinion which doesnt rhyme with yours is not a lie, learn to respect other opinions.

Secondly, YES they WILL SELL to you, anyone selling a product doesnt care they want to make the sale.

Thirdly, yes in HOLY PLACES they have requirements, as far as I can see he was NOT in a holy place.

Forth, I didnt say it because I wanted to prove anything in terms of travelling, If I did I would mentioned my foreign residences I own. No biggie that you are going to Dubai, happy for you, who cares. Is it not the same Dubai I see thousands of nigerians and foreigners pending their time in slums and just getting by. You will be there, nice for you possibly in Deira region.


Lastly, its obvious you may visit the region but have no clue as to the cultural issue. Because of my job and transactions we do, I have had dealings in the region for the past 10+ years and still do and its not hidden that arabs are quite discriminatory towards blacks, muslim or not. Since you will call me a liar here is your proof:

https://www.nairaland.com/972266/racial-discrimination-dubai

http://saudijustice..nl/p/racial-discrimination-in-saudi-arabia.html

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/11/world/middleeast/11saudi.html

http://www.arabnews.com/saudi-arabia/news/822506


So now my question is WHO IS THE LIAR. It was even handled on a post on Nairaland.

Please when ppl are discussing about matters its obvious you know little about, why not simply hush and learn in stead of humble bragging of which no one is interested in.

Blah blah blah fukking braggard.

I don't stay in Deira you fukk.

Villa 62 Road C, Jumeirah 2, not far from Safa Park.

You're welcome any time.

Lying scum.

This show has gone to the dogs.

Even the comics are now shite and I've been reading since 2005

jagugu88li:
That's really sweet. I am certain you make a good dad.

I try to be.

I've a special bond with my girl.

Thanks.

breakeven:
Its only a northerner that think like this.

If thinking progressively is a crime i plead guilty.

Meanwhile you can go backwards all you want, or remain static in a world in flux.