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He was not dealt with the nigerian way.

It should've been either a tire round his neck or blood and bruises with puffed up eyes.

People don't seem to understand. She means she accepted it ON faith. Faith that it was gonna yield since no one else wanted it.

Trust nigerians to conflate everything to religious faith.

Mums are so powerful that everyone believes their mum is the greatest woman alive.

"My mum is better than yours, damn right, she's better than yours...i could teach you, but I'd have to charge.."

Obviously that's the only way he can get ladies.

Cos, brah, you're not a looker.

The word "hilarious" is quite misused in nairaland these days.

When's she celebrating her 50th?

Pretty soon all the make up and plastic and Photoshop in the world won't make a difference.

Time and gravity always win.

No where in the world is mediocrity celebrated like in nigeria.

Hmm.

Déjà vu....

Neither outstanding, nor politician, describes saraki.

What he is, is deceitful, Machiavellian, conniving, sniveling, distrustful, greedy, ambitious, vain, corrupt, double dealing, shady, shifty, immoral, duplicitous, turn-coat, sneaky, conspiratorial, divisive, insensitive, and downright repulsive.

Hmm...i guess all that really describes the typical politician after all.

35th.

Lol.

At least Omotola was honest enough to own up to all of her 40 years.

Is she still celebrating her 40th?

Does she even realize her 41st is just around the corner?

Is she aware that for her it's all downhill from here, and Mr Airplane Man will start casting thoughtful eyes at those fine cabin crew babes?

Another ipod destined for the gallows


RIP, fool.

May your people gain the wisdom that wealth is not at all costs.

The man who said "get rich or die trying" is broke. But he's still alive.

Nutase:
Saraki can handle them.

There's a "c" missing in your name

NutCase.

That's not him holding the money.

He's fair-skinned, the person holding the money has dark feet and hands.

He's just playing it safe in case one turns out to be fake on judgment day.

Ghanaian movie industry cannot fetch her this ride.

When they say "work hard" we know what it means.

Ghana too must have its own Apostle Suleimans.

The French have finally woken up.

nairalandic:
Question: Why is web development so complex?

Answer

Web development is simple, PEOPLE make it hard. They do so by using JavaScript to do HTML and CSS job. By failing to grasp the entire point of HTML and using presentational markup.

By failing to take into account accessibility minimums. By failing to realize that websites are for MORE than just perfectly sighted users sitting at the same size and resolution display.

By failing to realize that art unto itself is not design since design is engineering that incorporates art. By failing to learn enough about the underlying languages such as HTML, CSS, JavaScript, PHP and so forth before they go herpa-freaking-derping into using some bloated garbage halfwitted framework like jQuery or bootcrap.

… uhg, bootcrap. Go find a stick to scrape off
that mentally enfeebled manure before you go tracking it all over a website’s carpets.

Websites exist for ONE purpose: to deliver CONTENT to USERS! People do not visit websites for the goofy bandwidth wasting graphics the PSD jockey under the DELUSION they are a designer hung around the content.

They do NOT visit websites for the even goofier half- witted scripttardery pissing on accessibility from orbit and dragging site performance into the ninth ring of hell.

PEOPLE VISIT WEBSITES FOR THE CONTENT!!! As such the job of every person working on a website from design to back-end development is to deliver that CONTENT in as fast and accessible a manner as possible.

It’s why the derp derp derp of dicking around drawing pretty pictures in photoshop before you even have semantic markup of content or a reasonable facsimile of content is a back- assward approach to design.

Most of the Photoslop jockeys out there calling themselves “web designers” simply don’t know enough about HTML, CSS, JavaScript, emissive colourspace, limitations of the medium, or accessibility minimums (like those outlined in the WCAG) to be designing a blasted thing!


Drop yours to explaion more

At least give credit to Quora for your copy-and-paste job nah.

lofty900:
One thing I hate about these set of bbnaija housemates is their weird names. What is k-brule, ceecee, etc? All fake people.

1. The show's promoters hand-pick "cool" people, or what, in their warped estimation, passes for "cool.

2. these fake "cool" people are made to create fake and "cool" sounding names.

3. The fake people with equally fake names are given lots of fake background stories (or embellished for added effect) and made to live the goldfish life

4. The promoters think sex and scandal sells, so they make the fake people follow scripts.

In the end the whole shiit is rigged and fake.

Theyjih:
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respectfully disagree with your thoughts internet gun slinger !! ...

Ok.

Theyjih:
on what grounds?

Any ground will do, so long as there's sufficient soil to soak up the blood of the executed.

(I know exactly what u mean by ur question)

Skipuru:
Bro don't even blame y mom because that girl is stubborn though I will allow her to suffer.

Ok o.

Your ish.

Skipuru:
Those kids are the reason I choose to hustle but thank God say Na only one girl.

Don't let your hustle blind you from the antics of your siblings.

She's 16, by all indices she's a minor, and sorry to say it but your entire family failed her yet you're all passing the buck to her and the asshole who knocked her up.

The scary thing is not just that she's preggers at 16, but the fact that she's having unprotected sex.

If you care about her, make her safety your biggest hustle.

Meanwhile where was your mum in all of this mess?

Skipuru:
A guy of 27 years old impregnated my 16 years old sister mean while she's about to write her waec next year.
I called the guy on phone and he said he's ready to take responsibility of the girl and she will marry her , but me I don't like it that way because she's too small to bear a child and I don't want that to happen to my sister because she's the only girl in my family.
Now the question is I want her to abort the child and focus on her education but the guy said he ready and my mom called me and said that my sister said if anything should happen to her that it's on our head.
Please I want you to post it so I can hear people's opinions on this so I can know the right thing to do because I'm I'm going crazy.

Please I need a good advice on how to follow this matter. My mom want her to suffer so she can learn her lesson but me she will bring shame to me and my family. I'm just a boy of 22 years old still on the street.

What kinda loose joint are you fukkers running that allows a 16 year old to get knocked up?

lereinter:
forget it

if i was buhari i will give that position to a igbo person

And finally ruin the country?

Heck no.

There's much more at stake here than the ego of igboes.

This jobless buffoon reacts more than a nuclear reactor.

An award paid for is a reward.

Both the OP and the person who did the certification ought to be shot.

Whatever your method is, it ain't working.

First attempt led to your near-extinction.

Second led to the disappearance of your messiah.

Next may finally lead you all to the lagoon.

....which won't be a bad thing, really.

Igboes' obsession with lagos is bewildering.

Or will it be part of the mythical biafra too?