₦airaland Forum

Wasted 8 years

PUSSYHOE:
Which one is agbako again?

Na show stopper be that...... Anytime wey you jam 'am for road, that is the end of the journey.

Agbako 2 vs Man U 0

2 Attempt..... 2 Goals

potbelly:
Onana is a scam..

Attempt 1 ..... Goal 1

Agbako 1 vs Man U 0

Man U tun ti k'agbako lale yii...


Man U don jam another calamity dis night.

Corridon:
You keep jumping from one thread to another with a stolen phone. You better go and return the phone you stole and look for a job.

Stolen phone kwa?

Habba! Let us learn to show mercy and love to each other on this forum.

BluntCrazeMan:
LP claimed that they don't have all the polling unit results in all the polling units..
INEC helped them establish the fact by saying that there are 176,000+plus polling units, but LP provided only about 130,000 polling agents.

So,, LP demanded that the INEC provide the EC8A-Results..
INEC provided them.
But amongst the results,, there are 18,088 blurred results which the INEC brought to the court and claimed they were the results in their custody..

If LP showed that 18,088 polling unit results were blurred; and then, INEC claimed that there are supposed to be “Originals” to those blurred results,,...
So then, who is by Law supposed to provide the “Originals”??


(He who asserts must prove his assertion)


INEC were the ones who said that the LP doesn't have the copies of the results, because they don't have enough party agents deployed in the election..
They provided blurred results,, and still went ahead to say that there should be “Originals”.


The blurred 18,088 had already been established in court..
What is not established yet is that INEC claimed that they still have the “Original” versions of all those blurred copies, and that they don't want to bring it.

THE BURDEN OF PROOF IS NOW ON THE INEC TO PROVIDE THOSE ACCLAIMED “ORIGINALS”, AND USE THEM TO COUNTER THE ALREADY ESTABLISHED 18,088 BLURRED COPIES..

You are expecting EYE-NECK to bring evidence against herself?.... Right?

You go explain tire.... No exhibit; No case!

The plaintiff will have to prove his claims, fact and figures beyond every reasonable doubt in the court of law. There're no two ways about it.

Act now and think later.....

They built a facility for people who are suffering from delusion of grandeur.

Nigerian Airways of blessed memory


Rest our dearly beloved airline.

Lama70:
That's ungentlemanly. Real men don't fight with women.

Yeah you are right..... Women can provoke you to misbehave sometimes.

You both had an argument at a ward meeting and people separated you to avoid trouble, what are you still looking for in his house for crying out loud sake?

Again, people from Ondo and Ekiti are the lords of anger.....

Fuking retarded, brainless idiot..... Karma is coming you all

Lama70:
Damage control.

You left her children that were fighting you to go and smash chair on the head of mummy commissioner. Yet you want us to believe it is not premeditated.

Dey play first !

The Mama commissioner deserves what she got....!

It is against the law for anyone to invade another man's house to cause trouble, if such person dies during the fracas.... na die throway I swear. Mama commissioner cannot win this case in a sanner clime.

If you try such nonsense with me, you may lose one of your eye or even your head.

Wahala... Going to another man's territory to attack him is suicidal... .... Even if he kills you, you can never get justice in the court of law.

Na trespass dem go charge your deadi body and still jail you corpse.


The guy is right to break her head

This is what happens when the only thing you understand in your life is English.... Madam Florence Ita Giwa has suffered so many things from the hand of this garrulous wannabe Brits....


Accept our apologies ma.

It is good to fight a celebrity on the internet sometimes, especially when you are a nobody.... It will give you fame and your name will come out bold on the front pages of the press....

The press and the bloggers will make cool money off your head and hype you in return. You will get noticed and good contract will knock on your doors.....

What a strategic reasoning..... Fight on boy!

Remember when he was propagating his Malian demons all over the country. I was overwhelmed
when secondary school boys stopped wearing belts to school and girls going to school without underwear all in the name of being a malian.... their slogan then was: We are Malians... We got no manners!

He made so many parents to lose their children to the ills of the society.

That boy Naira Marley is an epidemic to the society... There should be a proper social distancing from him.

maynation:
Chelsea need the entire PL teams to be out of form to make top four.

Those crops of players can not make top 10 even if they advance them 30 points above other teams. They are just a write-off.

Chelsea's last 5 games statistics.

P.... 5
W.... 1
D..... 2
L...... 2
GF.....5
GA....5
GD....0

Standing
Man U... 13
Chelsea..14
Bournemouth... 15


Chelsea is closer to relegation than salvation

Cantonese:
It happens all the time. Avaition operators must always be very watchful. Nigerians are always careless with the duties.

Shrouded in secrecy because they do not want their family to be wrongly labelled.

@bold is the reason why people will notice a dangerous bend with red flags yet still ride on joyfully into their graves.

@Gov. Adeleke... You won a keenly contested do or electron in Nigeria and the uncle of your opponent becomes the president afterwards..... I think secrecy is not an option when it comes to the security of your life and that of your family.

This is Nigeria where some ragtag touts will retaliate their master's defeat without being sent.

Foul play somewhere.... How can a bird nest damaged the two aircraft engines at the same time?

Again, why is the whole situation shrouded in secrecy?

tjdaddy:
This is pure wickedness.....you let kids pay high school fees for courses that become useless right after graduation......na wa o

It is pure wickedness not to read a piece of news before responding to it..... Or its like there are too many people with chronic compression problem on Nairaland nowadays.

This discovery send chills down my spine......!

How does evil people manage to have a good sleep at night?

https://www.cnn.com/2023/09/15/africa/nigeria-uae-travel-embargo-intl/index.html?s=08

CNN World Live TV

UAE official says visa restrictions not lifted for Nigerians

By Nimi Princewill,
CNN Updated 1:54 PM EDT, Fri September 15, 2023

The UAE's Dubai emirate has been a popular destination for Nigerian travelers for many years.
The UAE's Dubai emirate has been a popular destination for Nigerian travelers for many years.

The United Arab Emirates has contradicted claims by the Nigerian government that it is to lift a year-long visa ban on Nigerian travelers.

An official from the Gulf state told CNN: “There are no changes on the Nigeria/UAE travel status so far.”

The source asked not to be named because he is not authorized to speak to the media.

The UAE said in a notice last October it will no longer issue visas to citizens from Nigeria and 19 other African nations. It did not provide further details. Obtaining a 30-day tourist visa was relatively easy until the UAE abruptly stopped issuing the visas to Nigerian nationals.

Flights between both countries were stopped last year after Dubai’s Emirates airline suspended its operations in Nigeria citing trapped revenues.

The carrier said it could not access and repatriate its funds amounting to $85 million withheld in Nigeria.

The UAE's Dubai emirate has been a popular destination for Nigerian travelers for many years.
UAE lifts visa restrictions for Nigerians
Earlier this week, Nigeria’s President Bola Tinubu met with UAE leader Mohamed bin Zayed Al Nahyan in Abu Dhabi where both men “finalized a historic agreement,” according to a statement released by the Nigerian government.

The government said in the statement that the agreement paved the way for the lifting of the visa ban, including the immediate resumption of flights between both countries.

“Furthermore, by this historic agreement, both Etihad Airlines and Emirates Airlines are to immediately resume flight schedules into and out of Nigeria, without any further delay,” a statement by Nigeria’s presidential spokesman Ajuri Ngelale said.

However, a statement by the UAE government later Monday said both leaders had during the meeting, “explored opportunities for further bilateral collaboration” with the hope of “reinforcing ties between the UAE and Nigeria,” but did not mention lifting the visa ban or flights restarting.

In a follow-up statement, Nigerian government spokesman Ngelale said officials from both countries needed more time to finalize agreement details, contradicting his earlier statement.

“Given the agreement struck between the two Heads of State, there is need to allow cabinet officials from both sides to work out the finer details and finalize the cross-sectoral agreements,” he said, adding that “Everyone can now allow the process to work itself out organically, devoid of speculation.”

An elite’s playground
There was much jubilation from excited Nigerians when it was announced that the visa ban was lifted.

Dubai is a popular destination for thousands of Nigerian tourists. It is also a haven for real-estate investors from the country.

Before the pandemic, Nigerians ranked among Dubai’s largest foreign real-estate investors, with investments valued at nearly $2 billion, according to local media reports citing the Dubai Land Department.

Before the ban, Emirates Airlines operated two daily flights from Lagos, Nigeria, to Dubai, and one daily flight from the capital Abuja to Dubai.


https://www.cnn.com/2023/09/15/africa/nigeria-uae-travel-embargo-intl/index.html?s=08

This is the updated Lagos traffic law..... You don't need to sell your car in Lagos before you do not have a car anymore.

Lagos State New Traffic Offences And Their Fines.

1. Driving without a Driver’s licence – Impound vehicle.

2. Driving of any vehicle by person under 18 – N30,000.

3. Driving with fake number plates – N30,000, 3 years in prison.

4. Driving with forged vehicle particulars – 6 months in prison.

5. Driving with fake driver’s licence – 6 months in prison.

6. Driving without road worthiness – Impound vehicle.

7. Driving only yellow – N80,000. Enforce painting

8. Driving without Hackey permit – Impound vehicle.

9. No display of Hackey permit – Impound vehicle

10. Kabu Kabu without permit – Impound vehicle

11. Disobeying LASTMA Officer – N30,000/
Impound vehicle.

12. Neglect of traffic direction light – 3 months in prison.

13. Smoking while driving – N30,000/Impound vehicle.

14. Physically assault traffic officer – N50,000/6 months in prison.

15. Driving without full light – N50,000.

16. Driving with worn out tyre – N30,000.

17. Driving without spare tyre – N30,000

18. Driving smoking vehicle – N30,000

19. No fire extinguisher – N30,000

20. Broken windscreen – N30,000

21. Tinted windscreen – N30,000

22. Eating and driving with one hand – 3 months in prison.

23. One way driving – 3 years in prison

24. Driving without fasten seat blt – N30,000

25. Not painting a commercial vehicle the approved colour – N50,000

26. No car hire service permit – 1st 20,000; 2nd N30,000, Impond vehicle

27. Parking on yellow line on any public highway/

illegal parking – 1st N20,000; subsequent N30,000

28. Vehicle crossing double yellow line/center line – 1st N20,000; subsequent N30,000.

29. Staying within the yellow junction box (offside rule) – 1st N20,000; subsequent N30,000

30. Failure to yield to right of the way of pedestrian at zebra crossing – 1st N20,000; subsequent N30,000

31. Failure to give to traffic on the left at a roundabout – 1st N20,000; subsequent N30,000.

32. Driving on walkway or kerb – Impound

33. Reversing on the highway & parking on walkways – 50,000 naira

34. Obstruction of traffic -20,000 naira

35. Picking/Dropping passengers on illegal B/stop -50,000 naira

36. Driving on BRT lanes – 70,000 naira.

Ignorance is not an excuse! While we accept that it’s not possible for all the traffic agencies to arrest everyone, all they just need is someone who will be used as a scapegoat, please, don’t be one of such.

Obey all traffic laws and drive responsibly.

*_LETS BE GUIDED PLSSS!!_*

I don't really care about what people says about me. To some extent having a car is an achievement especially when you are married with kids but, if your situation warrants that you sell the car for economic reasons, would you now kill yourself because of what people would say?

Many times I will park my car at home and find my way. .. who cares? The car that Lagos state government can snatch away from you and crush it or sold it on auction..... God forbid accident!

Not having a car again isn't one of the embarrassments of life.

Juanmike:
Doesn't ring a bell, he must popular only in his street.

Is either you an hypocrite or you live far away from civilization.... deep inside the jungle, just after the plains of kivuki land...

Ebubu2:
Sharap
Anambra is the state of Billionaires

Something dey worry your efulefu brain