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One day for wedding but marriage is for a lifetime. Wish them tractor married life.

DRISKLEF:
I don seem to be amused

Think am depressed .

Who is selling Antidepressant in the house.

DRISKLEF:
[color=#006600] I don seem to be amused

Think am depressed .

Who is selling Antidepressant in the house. [/color]

DRISKLEF:
I don seem to be amused

Think am depressed .

Who is selling Antidepressant in the house.

On top wedding that will crash after few weeks.

Such foundation for a home can not stand the test of time.

989900:

I had to check again to be sure I was not the one that wrote this.

The reality would soon set in for them though . . . actually it is already. They only finance oil cabals.

The CBN is largely to blame though.

I've since conceded all my borrowings to my foreign banks where I'm charged as low as 2-5%/annum.

And that too with the insanely epileptic xchange rates, is a trickish one.

So I'm not the only in that pinching shoes.

I got 5% from abroad compare to 26% local with 2years maratonum which is ok by me yet no movement.

That 's the reason behind their regression.
They are all lazy bones that never take even a calculated risk.

I have the opportunity of making enquires from some of this commercial banks for project sponsorship. Believe me, they lack virtually all the experties and counsels required for a start up business. But excellent in telling you your business idea can not work.

One of them told me they are not financing long term business.
I asked for clarification: she replied that, any project that falls between 2weeks and 12weeks and max 20weeks can only be considered and must be strictly trading.

I got an international funder for the project but the banks blatantly refused me BG (Bank Guarantee) citing $/# disparities as the issue.

Another funder demanded for equity participation of which, I didn't have 1/10th of it.
I went back to the bank to know what is likely to happen in case I miraculously fulfil my new founder's request.
The lady told me that, I will provide the bank with 120% of the total sum of the contract as collateral before they can take possession of the fund.
What next? Put the contract file on the shelf and hope for a brown new headway.

Nigeria banks are in to kill any business opportunity with their needless and endless policies. EXCEPT LOOTING AND STEALING BUSINESSES.

Note: some of the encounters can not be shared on a public forum for the reasons best know to me. But all true to life.

OrlandoOwoh:
Liar, PMB never said Abacha never stole.

Did the guy mention anyone's name?
By their post you shall judge them.
Zombistically corrupt and insensitive!

Unfortunately, Nigeria has not produced any politician of national credibility.

But in sport People like Austin Jay Jay Okocha, Kanu Nwakwo, Chioma Ajunwa, Mary Onyali made us forget those factors that divide us to and made us proud in the international Scene.

But no true Hero in this country.

Kylekent59:
Sam okparaji. (who died after a match with india) click like if u think so

Did you mean India?

YOU must be one of those guys from Pluto.


You too believe that 99 - 1 India vs Nigeria story.

SirREX94:
Bros, na 9ja do am..

Simple questions you can't attempt

ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS

If GEJ is a Constant, while APC is a variable, and if 1year have been used for blaming,
With the aid of a diagram:

1. Discuss the Probability of APC blaming GEJ for the next 3years for:
i. Dollar increase.
ii. Fuel Price Increase.

2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB is a Constant, discuss the Speed at which People's s Suffering may Increase?

3. Define the term, ''Budget Padding''.

4. Mention 3 types of APC Propaganda you know, and how they can be used in 21st century politics?

5. Mention 5 Prisoners you know that feeds with N14000 everyday?

6. Mention the next 3 countries PMB will travel to after London?

7. If PMB is silent when Herdsmen kills people and buys Jets Fighter when Biafra is mentioned, solve the equation in correlation to X.

8. Write short notes on these mad phrases; Masquerade Dressing, Importation of Grass and Pencil production by 2017.

9. If X is Chanji and Y is Lies/Propaganda, Solve the equation, 2x + 5y = ?

10. If you used to be Corrupt, but now Fantastically Corrupt. Explain the effect of gravitational force on you?

ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS

If GEJ is a Constant, while APC is a variable, and if 1year have been used for blaming,
With the aid of a diagram:

1. Discuss the Probability of APC blaming GEJ for the next 3years for:
i. Dollar increase.
ii. Fuel Price Increase.

2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB is a Constant, discuss the Speed at which People's s Suffering may Increase?

3. Define the term, ''Budget Padding''.

4. Mention 3 types of APC Propaganda you know, and how they can be used in 21st century politics?

5. Mention 5 Prisoners you know that feeds with N14000 everyday?

6. Mention the next 3 countries PMB will travel to after London?

7. If PMB is silent when Herdsmen kills people and buys Jets Fighter when Biafra is mentioned, solve the equation in correlation to X.

8. Write short notes on these mad phrases; Masquerade Dressing, Importation of Grass and Pencil production by 2017.

9. If X is Chanji and Y is Lies/Propaganda, Solve
the equation, 2x + 5y = ?

10. If you used to be Corrupt, but now Fantastically Corrupt. Explain the effect of gravitational force on you?

Time : 30Mins
Goodluck

How is suffering over there Father Mbaka?

Id*+ of a man.

Can you make bold of it that there is governor in Oyo State?
Photographic government with sit-down dey look attitude towards everything.

CastedDude:
Hausa people and violence be like bread and butter

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I know it is coming to this.

Time is at hand when people will vent their anger on the people they voted for.

marsoden:
Mr Clear eyes, please educate me on the features that are interesting in that building apart from those long pillars.

The Lord bless your strivings that you'll build the masterpiece edifice of your dream.


But I don't expect anyone hoping on God for breakthrough in his own endeavour to downgrade other people's achievement.

Abeyjide:
when this goverment of change start bringing in the positive change,wailers will either join us to celebrate or be silenced for ever with heart attack .God help PMB to rule this nation well.

Just like the recent situation of the Zombies

MadCow1:
Its a Normal thing Na...




Is any place clean in Ibadan?

Show us a true pix of your father's compound. If any.
Terrorist blood line.

MadCow1:
Its a Normal thing Na...




Is any place clean in Ibadan?

Mad Cow Disease........
Wonders shall never end!
A descendant of Fulani herdsmen picking on Ibadan city.

By their fruit you shall know them.
Can you now see what they represent.....

Bunch of ingrates; Ojuju dress-up is an empowerment to the people that voted you in.

Egungun becareful na express you dey go.

kennygee:
Well, I have never ever seen a man in Nigeria who will help u without "Expectations". This is the reason I work like a donkey so I can shine on my own and pay my own bills.

Surprise, I pay my own bills.

Work like a donkey

YOU ARE IN FOR A LONNNNNG THING!

tellwisdom:
How did he afford internet if he can't pay for his school fees??

How much is internet


If I may ask in your language.

This is the time when xtians especially born-again should reconsider their stand in the love of our Lord JESUS CHRIST.
Also, let's intensify on preaching the gospel of the kingdom every day, It keeps us awake and at alert least, we were caught unawares.
The Lord bless you all.

HardMirror:
There is nothing wrong with the list biko.
Most of those items may not even go round well for the family. They deserve it.
It is a marriage not birthday. And this seems fair to me

Obviously it can never go round well with any family that sold out their daughter in the name of marriage.
List to satisfy their wantonness and gluttony. Most of those girls survived on their own through hardwork and runs and those fathers did nothing to ease their stress only to wait at marriage junction to satisfy their greed.

No wonder all my friend from the east are afraid of wedding.

Now I know why Emeka my friend is always in support of inter-tribal marriage. His girlfriend is from Abeokuta.
I will confront him with a copy of this bride price tomorrow.

JESUS CHRIST WARNING TO CHRISTAINS IN NIGERIA
This is message the Lord gave Jesus Christ gave me for Christians in Nigeria on the 20th of February, 2016 at 4:45pm.

I came back from a trip and was about to rest before our Lord Jesus Christ appeared in my room. When I saw Him, he said to me, my son my peace be unto you. I came to clarify the three dreams you had few days ago. The first night, in which you had the dream, you saw in a place where a group of men caught a man and cut off his head with a matchet (big knife) and after which they started rejoicing. Then you woke up from sleep and it was a dream, and you began to wonder the meaning of the dream.

On the second night, you had a dream where another group of men caught another person and killed him with knife also. And when you woke up from sleep, you started wondering what the first and the second dreams meant.
On the third night, you saw yet another group of men with guns who forcefully took some people and shot them to death. And you got angry and went and fought against them and defeated them. When you woke up, you were so much disturbed because the dreams all came in sequence. As a result, you started praying and asking for the meaning of the dreams, and it is what I have come to explain to you.

The first dream you had was what the Hausas are doing to other ethnic groups, especially Igbos in the northern part of Nigeria. The Hausas are killing the Igbos without limit.

The second dream was to show you how the Muslims are killing the Christians in the Northern Nigeria. It is paining me, the Lord said, that Christians including you (that is me) in other parts of Nigeria are not seriously praying for the Christians in the Northern part of Nigeria. The Muslims want to wipe away Christianity in Nigeria so as to take over the whole country and turn it into a Muslim country.

The third dream you had, was what is about to happen in Nigeria. If Christians do not pray seriously, few months from now the dream you had will certainly come to reality. Those men who you saw with guns are the Muslim military men that will be used to kill the Christians. They are already in your midst. They are waiting for the set time for it. The Muslim leaders are holding secret meetings seriously to wipe off Christianity in Nigeria. This meeting does not only hold in Nigeria, but in other countries because Nigeria has great population among other countries in West Africa, and this is in agreement with the great dragon - Satan. Satan has given them his approval to turn Nigeria into a Muslim country because, there are many elect in Nigeria, and the prayers of the righteous and holy Christians in Nigeria are disturbing and destroying a lot of things in the kingdoms of darkness.
Son, Jesus called me and said, I want to do to Buhari what I did to Abacha and Abiola, if only my people can cry unto me for seven days. The reason is that he has an evil agenda for Nigeria. If I don’t do something to defend my people, many Christians are going to lose their lives.

It is paining me, Jesus remarked, that the leaders of Christianity in Nigeria are busy building their mansions and kingdoms and making investments everywhere in the world, but they don’t have eyes to see that there is great destruction and suffering coming very fast against Christians in Nigeria. They are thinking that flying to abroad countries with their family will save them when it will happen. When it will happen, all of their riches and wealth will be destroyed by the Muslims and a lot of their members will be killed. I am warning my people to wake up from their slumber and start praying seriously before it will be too late to pray.

I, Jesus Christ, the alpha and Omega, am giving Christians in Nigeria 7 days to fast and pray to me from 18th - 24th April 2016. Every Christian leader should gather from 6 am-6 pm. All through the 7 days and on the last day, they should be in their churches till the time of closure of the fasting and prayer.

They should confess their sins, and forsake them. They should confess the sins of the church because the church has sinned greatly by backslidding, immorality, adultery, fornication, lust, blasphemy, hatred against one another, unforgiveness, disunity, grudges, envy, jealousy, bloodshed, etc.
They should confess the sins of the leaders of Christianity which include, corruption, lies, idolatry, love of money, pride, hatred, witchcraft, etc. Some of the leaders are collecting money from the Muslim leaders and key politicians and give applause to them when they meet, instead of rebuking them on their evil activities.

The church should confess the sin of bloodshed in Nigeria. There is so much bloodshed in Nigeria which as a result, many innocent blood are crying against Nigeria. The church should wage war against the spirit that controls Nigeria, which is the spirit in control of all the rivers in Niger areas.
Son, this warning is for the people that should pray this prayer. The people that will pray the prayer are those who are sincere in heart and not in lips. That is those who are sincerely honest: who will not take the revelation that they will received during the prayer to politicians and political leaders. Secondly, this prayer is not be prayed by any person, who belong to one political group or the other in Nigeria. It is specifically for those who are not political party members.

Furthermore, they should pray that what the Nigerian political leaders and Islamic leaders are planning against the indigenous son of Biafra, Nnamdi Kalu will not work because some people have gone outside Nigeria and consulted evil altars in order to kill him since he does not want to accept bribe from the Nigerian Leaders like others did. And if they succeed in killing him, Nigeria is going to experience serious war by the Biafrans and many people will lose their lives and properties.

The people that consulted evil altars against him did it in a way that he (Nnamdi kalu) will fall sick and will be flown to abroad for medical treatment which after many days, he will die, so that the federal Government of Nigeria will not be held responsible for his death. But the Biafrans, all over the world will rise up for war and there will be war. That is the reason why I came to explain the dream to you. Let my people pray because when the crisis and war will start, it will be a fast way for many people to go to hell fire. The Muslims are getting ready but the Christians are relaxing and also careless. They are not even security and spiritually conscious. Remember son, Jesus remarked, that I said, few months from now if my people do not pray seriously, they will regret for not praying.

After giving me this information, Jesus Christ turned and left.

This message is from Apostle Ubani Kingsley Chibuikem of
Fountain of Salvation and Revival Ministry International.
Website: www.fosarem.org.
E-mail: ubanikingsley1@gmail.com
Phone no: 08091960938
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Annunaki:
They should just go and burn it, that horrible book as inspired so much death and misery since it was spewed out by that vile 'prophet'

Chai, very bad mouth.
But Mohammad himself is a serious clown.
Oldest copy of koran = APC lying manuscript.

Brainwashed!

segebobo:
We are not doing things the right way in this country, we love to take short-cuts and then pray to God for miracle to happen
Now the authorities are committing atrocities and on that they keep lying rather than own up. The God we claim to be calling will not answer under this circumstance. Now I wonder where the hope of Nigeria prospering stands?

What has God got to do with this?
Pls have a fair respect for your marker and fear him also. Why will your emotions make ruin yourself!

NOC1:
I love his sucks, yellow sucks is nice.

Frat things... huhh?
By their post you shall know them.

My thought though

NOC1:
I love his sucks, yellow sucks is nice.

Frat things... huhh?
By their post you shall know them.

My thought though

Before I belief any information from the household of error call APC especially from lie muhamed persona, I'd rather wait for some days and wait for Femi Adeshina and Garba Sheu's side of the information.
Trust me, another side of this borrowing will soon unfold. Its a matter of asking them some relevant critical question.

Those 3 guys in this country........ Hummmmmm.........

themosthigh:
[size=13pt] This is an example of missplaced priority...why build a lagos to calabar rail when even 20% of that money can be used to build a world class port in calabar and port harcourt..who want to travel from lag to calabar on a train....or of what do you hope to bring into calabar from lagos that cannot be brought in through the sea.
The yoruba oligarchy have decided to ensure that the south south never get a port so that people will not leave lagos and the innefectual buffon after 6yrs in power could not even build one port in his home region.
The only way for igbos to leave lagos is to build a port in the south south,complete the onitsha inland port and all industries in lagos will move with it and lagos shall cease to be no mans land and go back to the binis or yorubas and it will join the degeneracy of the rest of the waste..

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Its obvious you don't understand the Nigeria business terrain.
Let them build the world largest deep sea port in Calaba and/or anywhere it remains an annex to Lagos.
When last did you visit Lekki Free Trade Zone?
You need visit where things are happening and not relying on beer parlour gist.

Feel seriously for you man, Just keep ur thought checked at all time. Let no one beguile you into believing that, there is no God or to the point of holding God responsible for this situation.
Many people have gone through terrible situations than yours.
Trust God for your solution, he will send Someone to help.
Love you bro.

Its not so easy to generate 40,000mgwtt of darkness per day.
Fashola, the honourable minister of darkness, the federal republic of Kingdom of darkness.