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If anyone can differentiate between dream and night Vision

Kind observations will be appreciated

Body odour chasing people out of job.

New wine is glaringly incompatible with old skin.

We know them when we were in school. Forming effico but surviving on 'egungun' 'panpa' chokes etc. Looking down on peeps with carry overs.


Shake my head

Ekiti kete, ki la o ti seyi si o, Ekiti kete.
Ekiti jake jado;
Ekiti kete, ki la o ti seyi si o, Ekiti kete.
Elemure Ogunyemi's voice.

Toyota ba ?

druboon404:
Those who are wailing that Chibock girl's kidnapp is a scam,should also agree that Enugu fulani herds men attack is also a big time scam.. Stop playing politics with human life.It could be you tomorrow..
In other news,Nnammdi Kanu was spotted behind Aishaa Buhari at the presidential villa..

Who is this dead among the living

WATCHOVER:
That is good for Nigerians since they refuse to go on strike in order to make the govt reduce price.
Some Nigerians are been bewitched.

Nothing against you or your post bro.

Many people are still naive of this fuel issue & its implications.
1) As it were, the issue is beyond fed govt as their effort to regulate and monitor the industry will always end in futility. Whether #110 or #145 it is not for them to determine.

2)Market forces will take its effect on this industry, therefore, price at world market have direct bearing over local fuel distribution. Cost of landing + local transportation + overhead + profit is considered before selling price is determined.

3) Availability and nonavailability of forex is no more a grammar that needs dictionary to unravel.

4) Competition will latter help the masses provided that there are many prayers in the industry to avoid gang-ups pricing from the few importers.

No amount of strike, fight, lies, propaganda can reverse this trend.
Don't be surprised 5 years may seems too early to attain price stability.

Uyi168:
trying to convince an atheist that God exists using d bible is simply ridiculous...reason beinq that d credility of d bible itself is in question...

2 Corinthians 4:3 But if our gospel be hid, it is hid to them that are lost:

Trying to convince an atheist that God exists using d bible is simply ridiculous...reason beinq that d credility of d bible itself is in question...


Your thought is simply because of 2 Corinthians 4:3
But if our gospel be hid, it is hid to them that are lost:

The people that works in sambisa sees it all.
Every male arrested in that region is a terrorist and all ladies Chibok girls.
Hummmmmm...
Which way Naija

When topics like fraud, hard drug, land-grabbing, thuggery, godfatherism, and public deception are being discussed, Tinubu can never be perfect discussant.

These politicians are by nature without conscience.

Manatee; It is also known as Sea-cow.

I read an article about it long time ago. I thought the mammal belong to yesteryears and scientific imaginations.

You choose a wrong water to swim and a wrong location to appear.





Well, RIP Manatee.

MadCow1:
The Nigerian Army under Jonathan said Girls were kidnapped..

The Nigerian News media said girls were kidnapped.

Foreign news media travelled to Chibok and verified that girls were kidnapped.

The U.S intelligence Agencies agree girls were kidnapped.

President Jonathan agrees girls were kidnapped cos he went searching for them.

Even Boko Haram has admitted to kidnapping the girls.






Everybody except the PDP and its sympathizers agree girls were kidnapped.

But everybody is wrong, only the PDP and its supporters are right.

Even Fulani herdsmen and their (descendant) 'Cow' also admitted it.

Some things did not add up in this saga.
I'm sensing a case of mistaken identity.

Let boko haram release a video in respect of this issue.

Was the girl complaning

Or why is this woman taking PANADOL for Amina's headache?

In politics, no permanent friend, no permanent enemy only permanent interest.

One day for wedding but marriage is for a lifetime. Wish them tractor married life.

DRISKLEF:
I don seem to be amused

Think am depressed .

Who is selling Antidepressant in the house.

DRISKLEF:
[color=#006600] I don seem to be amused

Think am depressed .

Who is selling Antidepressant in the house. [/color]

DRISKLEF:
I don seem to be amused

Think am depressed .

Who is selling Antidepressant in the house.

On top wedding that will crash after few weeks.

Such foundation for a home can not stand the test of time.

989900:

I had to check again to be sure I was not the one that wrote this.

The reality would soon set in for them though . . . actually it is already. They only finance oil cabals.

The CBN is largely to blame though.

I've since conceded all my borrowings to my foreign banks where I'm charged as low as 2-5%/annum.

And that too with the insanely epileptic xchange rates, is a trickish one.

So I'm not the only in that pinching shoes.

I got 5% from abroad compare to 26% local with 2years maratonum which is ok by me yet no movement.

That 's the reason behind their regression.
They are all lazy bones that never take even a calculated risk.

I have the opportunity of making enquires from some of this commercial banks for project sponsorship. Believe me, they lack virtually all the experties and counsels required for a start up business. But excellent in telling you your business idea can not work.

One of them told me they are not financing long term business.
I asked for clarification: she replied that, any project that falls between 2weeks and 12weeks and max 20weeks can only be considered and must be strictly trading.

I got an international funder for the project but the banks blatantly refused me BG (Bank Guarantee) citing $/# disparities as the issue.

Another funder demanded for equity participation of which, I didn't have 1/10th of it.
I went back to the bank to know what is likely to happen in case I miraculously fulfil my new founder's request.
The lady told me that, I will provide the bank with 120% of the total sum of the contract as collateral before they can take possession of the fund.
What next? Put the contract file on the shelf and hope for a brown new headway.

Nigeria banks are in to kill any business opportunity with their needless and endless policies. EXCEPT LOOTING AND STEALING BUSINESSES.

Note: some of the encounters can not be shared on a public forum for the reasons best know to me. But all true to life.

OrlandoOwoh:
Liar, PMB never said Abacha never stole.

Did the guy mention anyone's name?
By their post you shall judge them.
Zombistically corrupt and insensitive!

Unfortunately, Nigeria has not produced any politician of national credibility.

But in sport People like Austin Jay Jay Okocha, Kanu Nwakwo, Chioma Ajunwa, Mary Onyali made us forget those factors that divide us to and made us proud in the international Scene.

But no true Hero in this country.

Kylekent59:
Sam okparaji. (who died after a match with india) click like if u think so

Did you mean India?

YOU must be one of those guys from Pluto.


You too believe that 99 - 1 India vs Nigeria story.

SirREX94:
Bros, na 9ja do am..

Simple questions you can't attempt

ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS

If GEJ is a Constant, while APC is a variable, and if 1year have been used for blaming,
With the aid of a diagram:

1. Discuss the Probability of APC blaming GEJ for the next 3years for:
i. Dollar increase.
ii. Fuel Price Increase.

2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB is a Constant, discuss the Speed at which People's s Suffering may Increase?

3. Define the term, ''Budget Padding''.

4. Mention 3 types of APC Propaganda you know, and how they can be used in 21st century politics?

5. Mention 5 Prisoners you know that feeds with N14000 everyday?

6. Mention the next 3 countries PMB will travel to after London?

7. If PMB is silent when Herdsmen kills people and buys Jets Fighter when Biafra is mentioned, solve the equation in correlation to X.

8. Write short notes on these mad phrases; Masquerade Dressing, Importation of Grass and Pencil production by 2017.

9. If X is Chanji and Y is Lies/Propaganda, Solve the equation, 2x + 5y = ?

10. If you used to be Corrupt, but now Fantastically Corrupt. Explain the effect of gravitational force on you?

ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS

If GEJ is a Constant, while APC is a variable, and if 1year have been used for blaming,
With the aid of a diagram:

1. Discuss the Probability of APC blaming GEJ for the next 3years for:
i. Dollar increase.
ii. Fuel Price Increase.

2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB is a Constant, discuss the Speed at which People's s Suffering may Increase?

3. Define the term, ''Budget Padding''.

4. Mention 3 types of APC Propaganda you know, and how they can be used in 21st century politics?

5. Mention 5 Prisoners you know that feeds with N14000 everyday?

6. Mention the next 3 countries PMB will travel to after London?

7. If PMB is silent when Herdsmen kills people and buys Jets Fighter when Biafra is mentioned, solve the equation in correlation to X.

8. Write short notes on these mad phrases; Masquerade Dressing, Importation of Grass and Pencil production by 2017.

9. If X is Chanji and Y is Lies/Propaganda, Solve
the equation, 2x + 5y = ?

10. If you used to be Corrupt, but now Fantastically Corrupt. Explain the effect of gravitational force on you?

Time : 30Mins
Goodluck

How is suffering over there Father Mbaka?

Id*+ of a man.

Can you make bold of it that there is governor in Oyo State?
Photographic government with sit-down dey look attitude towards everything.

CastedDude:
Hausa people and violence be like bread and butter

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I know it is coming to this.

Time is at hand when people will vent their anger on the people they voted for.

marsoden:
Mr Clear eyes, please educate me on the features that are interesting in that building apart from those long pillars.

The Lord bless your strivings that you'll build the masterpiece edifice of your dream.


But I don't expect anyone hoping on God for breakthrough in his own endeavour to downgrade other people's achievement.

Abeyjide:
when this goverment of change start bringing in the positive change,wailers will either join us to celebrate or be silenced for ever with heart attack .God help PMB to rule this nation well.

Just like the recent situation of the Zombies