₦airaland Forum

Nigeria; land of official illegalities..........

thank you sir, your advice is noted.

hensben:
you think its easy to defeat Bh that was equipped for good five years in 8 months. As far as I'm concern this present government is doing a great job in that aspect.

These are the people that don't want this present government to succeed;

-the tribal bigot.
- the beneficiaries of PDP 16years of rulership.
-PDP members.
- the ignorance who still buy PDP lies and propaganda.

Note: I'm not APC member but I believe in Buhari and I hate PDP members for what they did to my great country.

This is not bigotry, neither PDP nor evil mindedness the against the government of the day.
If Buhari know of a truth that, it is not easy to defeat bh why is he saying they have been defeated?
why is he trying to score cheap political points?
we understand the campaign tactics with Chibok girls but what is he trying to gain in his recent lies?

Let him sit down and face this guys instead using goal line technology to measure success of his government as against bh in terms territorial divides.

If truly you meant well for this land, then, stand up for the truth even when you're standing alone.

Lastly, WOE is any man that make a mortal man his trust.
It is better to trust in the Lord than to put confidence in Buhari because he will fail you only JESUS NEVER FAIL.

UrbanMystique:
typical wailer.. Who is high on osogbo weed with this pile of junk you typed?

Can you prove to me that Boko haram is holding any territory? Of course not. you cannot. You just shout like brainless chicken everywhere like regular wailers waiting for their monthly pay.

Take a short trip down to gwoza and its environs whether 'the father of lies' you're serving will not considered you as among the unimportant soft targets.
Borrow yourself some measure of brain and stop defending indefensible.
A TYPICAL ZOMBIE OF A MAN.

hensben:
Some Nigerians are just too foolish. When someone say he technically defeat something it doesn't imply the thing is no longer in existence but rather weakened.

please note that, when something or someone is said to be technically defeated, it does mean that there is no clear cut defeat except on some technicalities which is more of theory than practical.

concerning bh all we need is clear cut defeat and not theoretical defeat or technical knockout. I mean a landslide victory.
God bless you
God bless me
God bless Nigeria Army
God bless our land Nigeria.

UrbanMystique:
We know that.

If Boko haram is holding any territory, I'm sure credible media houses like sahara reporter would have investigate and breabrea it by now..

Only hungry wailers spreads crappy rumours on twitters etc and wishing you fail at all cost. They forgot if you fail to tame Boko harm, it's their family from Biafra that will suffer the aftermath of Boko onslaughts the most not your family.. Dead brain people .

hummmm...

I SMELL OGOGORO FOR YOUR MOUTH AND OSHOGBO WEED.

I NOTICED THAT YOU'RE A PAID AGENT AND AN INEFFECTUAL............... FOR TYPING THAT LIES.

OR, ARE YOU LIE MUHAMMAD IN DISGUISE?

JUST MY OBSERVATIONS THOUGH.

I had similar experience in December 2015 at First Bank Ajah roundabout area. all the ATM there were not dispensing except for one rickety ATM machine which makes the queue extremely long.

I noticed that people ahead of me were grumbling and wrapping handkerchief round their fingers before operating the machine. Inquisitively, I tried to know what the matter is, only to discover that the machine is passing out some measure of electrical current to the user.

I tried to inform the security guard that was standing there, the guy said; 'Even me, the thing don shock me tire as I dey help people wey no fit use am. I don go complain inside but dey no go anything'

when it was my turn, I used my Biro to cast my pin and the amount.

Banks, all they know is how to make money and avoid every other necessary responsibilities that follows.

All I could see is some possessed OGBANJE girls manifesting or you no see the banana tree, the broom and the bucket from the pinshure.

seenter84:
Idontbelieveit

The news is a fake!
Two people were electrocuted and the guy holding the pole is still standing there calm without any sense of alarm or at least horrific look on him.
Abegii....... APC don train me how to identify lies.

Booyakasha:
Publicity stunt again... It's only in Nigeria you hear such lies, you know why? it's because nigerian's are easily carried away, even more than the missionaries that brought that religion to this country.. I'm a Christian but i hate how the church is now turning to a business centre.. why do we need to know? so we can come to his church of raising dead people... darkness, he is darkness, we need light not lies... *cough* end *cough* time is here already...

Okay, here's my little investigation:

The baby died, shouldn't they bury the baby?
Judging from the story, this happened on sunday if i guessed right?
Why did the parents not take the dead baby to the hospital?
Judging from the pictures, that baby doesn't even look dead
Who asked them(the parents) to take the baby to the resurrector?
Did the pastor advertise his resurrection skills before?
Okay, why did he start resurrecting babies
now? why not since?
Who asked them to take the baby to the rsurrector?
Who asked them to take the baby to the resurrector
Who asked them to take the baby to the resurrector?
Who asked them to take the baby to the resurrector?
Okay the pastor did?
Busted!!! we Nigerians are no longer gullible.. anti christ!!

If you say there's nothing like miracle or you don't believe in it, just wait, very soon you'll need one.
Bravo

lilzcee:
National Geographic has created a version of the popular puzzle showing a yellow bus with identical windows at either end and the key to solving the puzzle is the fact that you can’t see the passenger doors.

So which way? Right or Left?

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The name of the bus is Nigeria
The name of the driver is Mr ________¿
the driver has lost his way and he's asking you and I WHICH WAY NIGERIA?

The bus is not moving now! Therefore, the bus is going nowhere!
if you think I'm lying, reopen this thread tomorrow and tell us your observation.

banmee:
But he's right na. The predicament we are in now was caused by every single leader Nigeria has had since independence including Buhari. If you disagree, point to one leader who was above average.

Its obvious there's a problem to be solved in this country and there is no problem without a cause either man or nature etc.
this man should stop telling us what we already know.
He promised to alleviate common peoples problem before election only to be telling us why any of the problems won't be solved.

I am left with no choice than doing the needful;

I hereby move the motion for impeachment of our honorable Aso-man.

Lie Muhammad; Obsessive Compulsive Liar. This man is addicted to lying as APC is to propaganda. God save Nigerians.

blueto:
This man known as Lai Mohammed needs an exigent expeditious celestial extrication from being a pertinacious sophist.

It seems the president is solely cognizant with assailing monetary “corruption” and being oblivious and indifferent towards moral corruption, because Lai Mohammed deserves prompt and perennial apprehension for obfuscatory, calumniating and depraved averments against innocuous Jonathan.

Lexicon.......... LOADING

kennyjodeci:
It seems like most of you guys derive joy in a news like this....so that you will quickly attack APC government....I know you will tell me now that they did it to Jonathan, that they always prayed for this kinda news,,,I know that, but you don't need to be a fool because of the fact that someone else was a fool.....you guys are doing the same thing APC thugs were doing, the same thing you guys were attacking them for....don't quickly call on Apc/Buhari government whenever a news like this pops up...how do you help this government to curb this inhuman insurgent of Boko haram.....mind you, I'm not a pro Apc.....I'm just being a concerned Nigerian

Rest in Peace to the dead....God please we have been pleading you since to help us fight this battle, it seems like we can never win this war alone...Father please o hear our cry

I envy your sincerity.
But let this government behave as if the issue of bh is a problem that requires common solution for once. Let them stop their lies, and trim down their egocentrism.
People are quick to pick on this govt because they were disappointed too soon than imagined; no thanks to their insincere approach to everything.

Even presidential election was rigged with the help of underage voters.

The first time I heard about the word rigging, it was in my govt class in secondary school. and we were told that, RIGGING IS PART OF ELECTION.

why did APC in Ekiti never go before election petition tribunal to seek any form of redress?

@topealuko
This is more of seeking pound of flesh than being a patriot.

None of our elected govs, senators, house of reps member can be exonerated from this act. Even worldwide.

RightBoo:
UN office ke??

Yeye dey smell

Before you condemn the information, why can't you confirm through any of the phone numbers before your Mr Thomas attitude unleash sorrows, tears and blood on other people.

SSS office abujaBREAKING NEWS! Security alert!! Privileged information reveals the mass arrival of BOKO HARAM Fighters to Southern Nigeria, especially to LAGOS and RIVERS States. We have been advised to take urgent and adequate security measures in Churches, especially on Sundays and in places with large gathering such as markets, shopping malls, cinemas, parks. etc. Pls pass on to other friends & family members, especially those residing in PH and Lagos. News is that our enemy is planning something bigger than Nyanya bomb blast btw Tuesday n Wednesday in Abuja. Mind ur movement and be careful, the place is still unknown. Pls pass round to save ur love ones. May God help us & save our country. Pls the message is from a reliable source in the UN office, dont disregard, pls share. These are d police control numbers of each state in Nigeria, kindly call for rapid response to any criminal incident: Abia - 08035415405.Admwa- 08089671313.AkIbom - 08039213071. Anmbra -07039194332.Bauchi - 08151849417.Bayelsa - 07034578208.Benue - 08066006475.Borno - 08068075581.C-River - 08133568456.Delta - 08036684974.Ebonyi - 07064515001.Edo - 08037646272.Ekiti - 08062335577.Enugu - 08032003702.FCT - 07057337653.Gombe - 08150567771.Imo - 08034773600.Jigawa 08075391069.Kaduna - 08123822284.Kano - 08032419754.Katsina - 08075391255.Kebbi - 08038797644.Kogi - 08075391335.Kwara 07032069501.Lagos - 07055462708.Nasarwa 08123821571.Niger - 08081777498.Ogun - 08032136765.Ondo - 07034313903.Osun - 08075872433.Oyo - 08081768614.Plateau - 08126375938.Rivers - 08032003514.Sokoto - 07068848035.Taraba - 08140089863.Yobe - 07039301585.Zamfa - 0810658012Please forward this to your loved ones NOW.

SSS office abujaBREAKING NEWS! Security alert!! Privileged information reveals the mass arrival of BOKO HARAM Fighters to Southern Nigeria, especially to LAGOS and RIVERS States. We have been advised to take urgent and adequate security measures in Churches, especially on Sundays and in places with large gathering such as markets, shopping malls, cinemas, parks. etc. Pls pass on to other friends & family members, especially those residing in PH and Lagos. News is that our enemy is planning something bigger than Nyanya bomb blast btw Tuesday n Wednesday in Abuja. Mind ur movement and be careful, the place is still unknown. Pls pass round to save ur love ones. May God help us & save our country. Pls the message is from a reliable source in the UN office, dont disregard, pls share. These are d police control numbers of each state in Nigeria, kindly call for rapid response to any criminal incident: Abia - 08035415405.Admwa- 08089671313.AkIbom - 08039213071. Anmbra -07039194332.Bauchi - 08151849417.Bayelsa - 07034578208.Benue - 08066006475.Borno - 08068075581.C-River - 08133568456.Delta - 08036684974.Ebonyi - 07064515001.Edo - 08037646272.Ekiti - 08062335577.Enugu - 08032003702.FCT - 07057337653.Gombe - 08150567771.Imo - 08034773600.Jigawa 08075391069.Kaduna - 08123822284.Kano - 08032419754.Katsina - 08075391255.Kebbi - 08038797644.Kogi - 08075391335.Kwara 07032069501.Lagos - 07055462708.Nasarwa 08123821571.Niger - 08081777498.Ogun - 08032136765.Ondo - 07034313903.Osun - 08075872433.Oyo - 08081768614.Plateau - 08126375938.Rivers - 08032003514.Sokoto - 07068848035.Taraba - 08140089863.Yobe - 07039301585.Zamfa - 0810658012Please forward this to your loved ones NOW.

OBJ is like, where is the pieces of my party card that I mistakenly tore in the public.

kossyablaze:
Please abeg biko ejor mbok.....Have mercy on me.I'm ready to do wateva it takes to get the form.I can lobby u any amount of money u want.Drag me out from diz Apc pit of lies and blame games!Please I'm sorry for yabbing wailers earlier.

Lwkmd. Like seriously, you're just too funny. why wailers now?

Dahveydson:
I have had the privilege of being friends with children of pastors and their nonchalant attitude to the gospel and not taking after their parents always leave me puzzled.

Is it that they are simply tired of it or their parents are living a fake life or they feel neglected by their parents full attention to the work of God? - it's really confusing.

Dear Nairalanders, what do you think is the reason for this?

Can you make reference to any man Of God as a case study.

Larryfly:
We live in the same city and attend the same parish. She believes once you attend any other Church, you ll divide the family.

Your Mum share the same ideology with Islam. They fear apostasy knocking by you seeing things differently from their primitive perspectives.

MrCyril:
Guess it's another catholic you are talking about, not the Catholic I attend.
My advice: lent is by the corner, follow all the activities closely then thank me on Easter Sunday

Asin ku, Eta ru, Ikamudu ja'we Efinrin onkigbe ofe.

No matter the height of the disguise, Catholic remains the MOTHER HARLOT. Period.

krattoss:
lol.. in so far as I an happy for u and ur sister.. that doesn't stop me from airing my own view....

firstly.. when ur sister was in her unusual state.. u said ur mom was praying. noting happened until a doctor resuscitated her.


some pastors came to pray nothing happened only for same psychiatrist to heal her.

now u giving glory to works of pastors and prayer warriors now exempting the said doctors and psychiatrist who were the main character that did the job.


happy for u guys thoor.

May be you need a short trip down to Group Medical (a hospital) at Mokola round about in Ibadan and see for yourself their watch word.
WE CARE BUT GOD CURE.

God Loves you and cares for you. thanks.

When Lie Mohammed is your dad.

COMEDY FROM THE STABLE OF APC.
COMEDY NON-STOP.
NIGHT OF A THOUSAND LAUGH

pmbluv2015:
There is truly a proverb in Hausa "kere jini biri jini" tranalated "dog bloodied babbon bloodied. If Real Madrid and Barcelona ended a match in a draw and my hausa friend called and ask me how the match ended, I can simply tell him kere jini biri jini meaning a draw(tough match).the meaning is never as the statement, it is way proverbs are spoken the world over. Dogs are used for hunting and hunters believe that dogs and babbon fight dirty and hardly would one defeat the other. Meaning that it is always a tough fight for the two. If a mischivious journalist has come to quote PMB as having said that he said dogs and babbons would be soaked in their blood during 2015 election in a gathering where Buhari's audience were Hausa speaking people, any reasonable person will understand the motive behind the write up. Therefore for purpose of education on the hausa language note that "Kere jini biri jini" does not translate to mean that dogs and babbons would be soaked in their blood.

you are very unfair with your analysis. If you look down the memory lane, since 2011 when the statement was made and see the statistics of people that has lost their life, you will discover how manipulative you are.
May God forgive and have mercy on you.

Database was not considered while rigging the election with Almangiries but to Pay them now database non existence must carry the blame.
were they unaware of this fact when they are making mouth?
I even learnt that the Almangiri system produced the oga at the top. I don't know how true that is. they also told me that its the reason for the lost WAEC result, I don't believe it until the Budget was kidnapped.



DESPERADOS......

Nigeria YEYEBRITIES that attend white gownment church. ;

2dillu2:
The new olubadan is Over 80 years

End time selection

Mind you, it is not by selection but by rotation.

The next king after this new king probably may be older.