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#REVELATIONTHINGS
Abiodun our very own Sherlock Holmes abeg your attention is needed here

cedricksly:
@sikowitz17 I did go tru that list but it was the pdf file bcoz the online own wen carry both dssc/ssc dey hook my fone. But I had to go to the cafe to check bcoz I could not post here as the antispam bot ban me from posting here, reason which I do not know.. Success in your exam brother, and sorry if I spoke in a way u do not like, I sincerely checked thoroughly, I wasn't careless. And to you @kyngfarabale1 e no go better for you and your generation unborn for Attributing Me to a "Failure" failure no go ever far from ur household.... See the dirty talk u dey talk, all my life I have never failed any exam EVER!!!! if u are a failure it is better u don't think every other person is like u... See ehen this tin pain me reach bone and I dey tell u say e no go ever better for u for the life u come so.... And right now I do not even care if the antispam bot ban me again... Lastly guy e no go ever better for you @kyngfarabale1 EVER!!!! ...

Lol...I dor laugh tire troway phone

Brother man calm down, you suppose understand say some niggas here nor get manner of approach at all. Just ignore, all these yarn nor dey necessary !!!

oscarfrosh:
They don't want people to go to screening ground base on luck but rather base on your academic ability

lmao...sorry i just had to laugh

May God crown our efforts with success...

In as much as i was shortlisted, i would be glad if the exam is postponed reason been that we all deserve a chance in this recruitment, it wouldn't be fair if fellow applicants like myself would be dropped owing to error on the part of those in charge of the Army's ICT.

Mayo4real12345:
Please what are we taking along to the exam Hall....is it only the photo card

Yes..photo card only

cedricksly:
why really are you like this?? I asked a simple clarification question bcoz I thought both list would come out same time.. Instead or u answering to the question or simply pass u here referring me to same list I have checked before asking questions.. THIS YOUR ATITUDE WON'T TAKE U ANYWHERE

Guy calm down DSSC is there as well

The list that will be released anytime soon is just a means by the army to calm the nerves of those clamouring for transparency. It might amaze you all to know that some of those who be will screened at Ibadan and Kaduna already know themselves, if you doubt this please i will advise you keep a copy of the soon to be released list then compare and contrast it with the the selection/screening list, trust me you will be amazed. I am not assuming am very sure of what am taking about, if you have anyone in the MS office i will advise you verify what i just stated here...I wish everyone all the best.
Indeed victory is from God alone.

sbashir10:
Sikowitz17 Ugo4u
Abeg see person, as e waste slot!!! Niger delta boys no dey hear word oh.

lol...bro this one na small thing na, someone on that same list registered twice and both names came out concurrently with two different application number.

Thank God for the gift of salvation sha, if na back in the days i for dor send thunder give some kind people for this thread. Some people just come this life to come occupy space and nothing more, if their parents know them for just use that nine months of pregnancy take farm cassava at least it would have been more productive.

Postanalyser:
Sorry guys I've not been updating us lately, it's as a result of unforseen circumstances.i promise to keep us posted on anything I hear from now on.

From a reliable source!

"Guy it's a pity we lost so much data from our database, it's really unfortunate as we never saw it coming. By the way we are tediously working towards recovering as much as we can. So many candidates' state of origin,age,and certificates were lost, so we're cross referencing with last year's registrants( I.e we use data of candidates that registered last year and this year to get the lost data). Where we are faced with a great hiccup is how to get that of the new registrants. Mehn, wahala dey but we are on top of the matter. Thank God that all the data wasn't totally lost. I will get back to you"
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This was the last message I got as at last two days. Guys just pray if you can.

I am not understanding

Koes:
Guys, i think u guys are going too far... una never see list u don enter d history of army like dis.... u pple should atleast stop all dis na, make d list first. I think most of u hv never been into d screening b4, if u get 2 d screening self candidate don't think of all dis u pple are saying here. Dey only think of hw dey will make d medical/final list.
Dey will start making calls here nd dere.. dere godfathers nd praying 2 God almighty. I pirry u pple, u will now see dat unexpected person will make d list, even d person might never comment here self but following d threads. Pls biko get info abt wen d list is coming out, call u godfathers nd leave wahala 4 who get am. Wen u enter d army u go hear history tayer so teee e go tayer u maana.... u go even run away where dey are saying it because e for don tayer u.... i pray will all make d list ijn.

With all due respect madam this your talk nor follow at all...next time don't be in a hurry to start spilling gibberish. Joining the army nor be do or die for most participants of this thread, when did it now become a crime to engage in discussion with fellow applicants like yourself. Madam abeg if you observed my response i tried as much as possible to be civil in regards my reply to you...Take heed

softguy1:
I heard that once you are commissioned as a lieutenant,them go give you escort to dey follow you. abeg how true is this?
Na question I ask ooo no chop me abeg

Starched khaki gang spotted... lol

Invites dor show o

Nwaotu10:
Gentlemen, as We're anticipating positively for the inclusion of our respective names in the upcoming list, I want us to understand that this journey will be tough, rugged and brutal.
Many shall die, resurrect and die again!!

Have a final introspection and understand the consequences of the journey you're about to embark on.

Victory comes from God alone!!

#WORD

Our very own Captain Jack Sparrow you are sighted...

sikowitz17:
OMO!! There’s more to this job!

Mehn those eyes dor see something o...

I nor go talk wetin dey my mind sha, make i just waka pass.

sikowitz17:
Plus I don’t want to scare anybody but this is the new standard for blowing pot

I attempted this for ten minutes a while ago and instantly my vision became blurry...lol

o boy kudos to these guys their endurance level is top notch.

[quote author=NihiIist post=94747836]Lol I barely live in Nigeria. By next week I'll be jetting off. But even if I live here , Give me the Sirham number make e come meet me for airport or when I get to Germany he fit come meet me for there. You be maj. general no mean say hand no fit touch you. People dey wey senior you in the military and outside the military. . Let him just remember that karmar is a bitch. Where I lost it was the story of him withdrawing some terma 5 cadets on a baseless excuse. DSSC sef no fit pass out in peace, no souvenir, park for another place not NDA , if cadets never die dem never train etc. Most of these things are just baseless and meaningless. It shows he's just a frustrated sadist who derives joy in seeing others downfall. With the way things are going I don't think he'll last at NDA coz he has stepped on alot of toes already. The cadets whose dreams he has killed does he know their connect, sponsor or who they're related to? Surely people don dey on the guy mata even full generals. Unfortunately he would have caused alot of damage be he's taken away from there. Like I said, just imagine this kind person dey rule 9ja for military regime. The guy go worse pass abacha. Sirham no try abeg [/quothe

You have a point here the Nigerian Military training can really be ridiculous at times, while i was serving i happened to meet this NCO who was sharing his experience while training in depot, he said they were all been pushed to their various limits but they endured, he said when the military instructors noticed their determination the NCO said the instructor was like so "non of una wan die abi" according to the NCO that was the beginning of their woes reason been that the military instructors knew that they were about rounding off their training but still yet no casualty. He said the days that followed was hell for them, he said that for no reason they were all been left in the cold weather for hours under ridiculous conditions, when all these treatments were implemented just in a space of one week they lost four persons. Likewise happened in Onne but in this case it was a case of neglect, after the recruits had spent more than the stipulated time in training which ordinarily runs for six months was further extended to nine months because of the covid and other reasons known to the naval authorities. Two days to their pop a recruit fell ill and needed urgent medical attention, the naval authorities paid deaf ear to his plea this later resulted in his death. My point is recruits nor cadets don't have to die before our instructors come to terms that they have been fully trained. In the US for instance if a recruit dies in the course of training it's thoroughly investigated i know this because i have an aunty who is currently serving in the marine corp but yet in 9ja five to 10 must die before the case is been taken up.

Nwaotu10:
Baba, we don think tire na.

Life no make sense for me.

It's better I join soldier and die a honourable death than commit suicide and die for nothing.

I will join the army and die in battle.

You again

NihiIist:
@ sikowitz17 thanks alot.

And I've met with alot of those V and VV guys o some of them speak good English. Alot are educated. I wonder why they chose such paths.

Simple, we can't all be officers.

If the calendar in regards the screening is anything to go by, It's funny how people feel the army will be able to vet forty one thousand plus credentials within the short time frame.lol

Gentlemen if you can pray please do if you can press buttons please don't hesitate as well. As i type this names are currently been submitted, mind you am not referring to the exam but rather for the final screening.

Mugiwaraluffy:
I have a feeling we might write exams this October since someone said signal for screening is November.
1-2 weeks after exams, list will come out, give us 1 week to prepare for screening

Bro please check your mail.

Dannyhonda:
People like this, we dey no their type. My grade is better than yours, its showing already. I get masters but this one get bsc, why is he promoted before me. Baba free am

lol
I pray we all make it, well in the long run sha when he gets in them go clear him doubt las las

Bifrost:
Even without mentioning any zone for obvious reasons, you all already (probably) know the people being talked about. Is that my fault?

I move a lot... So keep your advice to those who are stuck in one place.

Nor be all move be move o, you travel around your state and geopolitical zone and yet you will say you move a lot. Bro you have to change this mindset of yours, God willing and we are all enlisted i certainly won't be comfortable fighting side by side with you.

Bifrost:
You just want your agenda to agend. You've forgotten that the minimum is 2.2 and lower credit, and more than 50% of applicants are 2.2 and lower credit. Maybe na those ones no fit write simple sentence. And I'm sorry to say, the people guilty of this irrespective of their class of degree are from a particular zone we all know...

My guy i have been seeing your comments lately and i actually felt you were well exposed not until you made the comment above "e clear say you never waka" do come out often the world is changing. You were so quick to show stereotype. You wan join army and see dust when you dey yarn..Trust me you never ready.

LtRayyan:
Hello course mates, how is the training for DSSC like? Are they also trained by NDA cadets like SSC or only by soldiers and officers in Jaji?

Thanks

Those who trained DSSC 25 were RC officers precisely "Majors"

I believe we are all grown ups here, please we should all learn to correct one another in love. No single person knows it all, if you feel you can't give answers without abuse or insult of any kind it's best you waka pass.

Nwaotu10:
Ohhh!
I've seen my future, I know I'm destined to die in battle!

I will go for SSC.
Thanks alot man!

Lmao...you for just kukuma go join boko haram na since na suicide dey your mind.
Baba calm down when you finally Jam better fire fight you go surely do rethink on this your statement.

sikowitz17:
share with us

It's up there i modified my comment

This is for all those who feel the army is an avenue for wearing starched khaki...lol... I had a conservation with my friend today who is in the Air force currently in Maiduguri for jointed operations with the army. I just feel we should all know what we are getting ourselves into.
"Victory is from God alone"

explosiveskull:
I used another email address to send you mail, check your mail.

Thanks bro, i just replied your mail.