You really make my day I can't stop laughing. Almost the same story but I don't have time to type. Those days hmm

Tolexander: valentine day is just very special to me cos when i was in my early teenage(13/14), i had this very pretty gurl that we always did follow ourselves like the fan blades in the end of the term's school report card.
We go home together in her mum's car anytime after the end of the term or mid term holiday as a border. Her mum worked in our school so very easy for her to convey us home.
We were very found of each other that we did everything in common without allowing any of our classmate to interfere, though restricted by the different hostels that we stayed.
I discovered that i started developing the affection, love! u said? I dont know o cos i was still immature to understand what it was then.
Later my elder brothers noticing our intimacy started propagating the effontery to ask her out in me. But the liver wasn't there. My brothers have been talking about feb 14 as a valentine day, a day to show ur loved ones that you love them. Fortunately, we had a mid term during that valentine and it was even on saturday.
Like it had always been, i went to her house to play with her on that val day. As we were talking, we heard the radio talking about the valentine, we changed the topic of our discussion to the valentine. Later i asked her who was her valentine and she paused for a while and mentioned my name. I asked again to ascertain what i heard and she repeated it. Was very glad is an understatement. I told her that am coming and rushed down home. Fortunately, i met my naughty bros and told them. They asked me for my response and i said nothing. One of them laced me a dirty slap and said don't be slack, every opportunity lost can never be regained. Immediately he sent me back to tell her she is also my val. It was like heaven would fall down on me when i went back to see her. Alas i said 'U too are my val' stammering and about to run away. She called me back and asked if i was serious. In my mind, i was thinking brother Peter(my brother that sent me back) had put me to my doom today. But the gurl just said she loves me. I stood still like a lake. And since then, we became gf and bf.
Everytime i remembered val, i always have that nostalgic scene, slap, the brothers and 'every opportunity lost can never be regained'.

creativemusic:

this thing used to make me laugh anytime I see it. I can't control myself.

All evil weapon fashioned against her shall not prosper that is if she's still on earth.

God when will I have my own money to buy whatever I want, without any stress at anytime ? So people have been buying this phone in nigeria ? Am inspired. I determine to continue working hard so that one day I will feel on top of the world. May God help me, and u that like my decision.

Businessman.

cyril83: you talk as if ur a novice of nigerian schools and lecturers, you report the bad act of your lecturers and you spend the rest of your life in institution. Though he went too far by offering his kidney in exchange for grade...anywayz someone shud tell this poor boy that with 1 billion naira,i will honourably save his father by donating my left kidney

cyril83: you talk as if ur a novice of nigerian schools and lecturers, you report the bad act of your lecturers and you spend the rest of your life in institution. Though he went too far by offering his kidney in exchange for grade...anywayz someone shud tell this poor boy that with 1 billion naira,i will honourably save his father by donating my left kidney

omo I no dey play with wild animal ooo

They were arrested just to caution their mouth and to serve as lesson to others. Although what they saying may be right but they ignite the scandals. u have to be very careful when airing your opinion especially in the north. Anyway this is a lesson for who will learn.

Politicians with their cunning way of making awareness. The aboki dey joke ni jare.

Emylexray: I still can't imagine how eagles could subdue elephants!!!...a whole big elephant!

Their elephat no big jor, elephant wey no get money. u wan compare our own eagle wey dey chop money wit that their own hungry elephant. This EAGLE don big pass wetin u can imagine ooo my broda, this eagle no be d one wey dey chop chicken ooooo, infact elephant too small for him to chop. Lol.

For him to gain admission with ease if he choose medicine that's I give him such advice, because high grade is usually require to study medicine

Lagusta: Now let's get this straight....

If you are good at calculating and constructing stuff, then engineering calls you, because you need lots of mathematics (especially further maths) and physics, (maybe chemistry too, if u wanna do chemical engineering)

But if you can quickly observe things and make quick decisions, and act fast, then medicine and surgery is good for you, with a background knowledge of physics, chemistry and biology...

Now someone said medical students are extra-good or something, I terribly disagree, cos the real geniuses are those that calculate a lot, we are just good at observing things and make rational decisions about them, that's all....

Thanx!!!!!

I think nairaland should be a place we all prepare for Who Want To Be A Millionaire. When watching the show you will see people winning N250,000 and some of the lowest denomination like that. It's an eye sore. Let nairaland find someone who is challenging and I bet it with you, if the trend was handle very well it's going to fun-spot . Let's convince nairaland crew on this by getting the maximum LIKES from this post.

If u ask those who are offering the course why did they go for it they won't have a tangible reason. Mchteew

To study medicine u hav to be extraordinary good that's just it.

The reason why I watch it too.

motion007: i have an english proffessor who stil watch cartoons nd animation just because of the sound english been spoken in it

Lols

Table Leg :
Wonderful ... So a bloody monkey gets to go to space before me

osifred: Which kind of media outlet go seek the opinion of majek on any issue?

God bless you my brother, I wonder oo. That journalist actually visited the mad man{majek} for baba ijebu lotto number.

unity234:

hello walexy, in UNILAG the level of ur O'level reslt grades does nt mata as long u have a min grade of C in atleast 6 subjcts. U r good 2go

thanks a lot my brother. I really appreciate, people can be confusing atimes. They keep on discouraging my on my choice of choosing unilag, they said the grades are too low to study medicine in unilag and sort of. Though am not proud of the result myself but condition makes me go for it. Math & Biology are my best subject but I kept gotten outstanding for about three time. So I use my sense when written this one and eventually give me this result. But thanks am very greatful my almight God continue to bless u.

Walexy96: I hav this below result in my ssce.
MATHS = C5
ENG = B3
BIO = C6
CHEM = C4
PHY = C4
AGRIC.SC = B3
GEOGRAPHY = C6
Econs = B3

may I be consider base on this result to study med & surgery in unilag ? because I saw those results people were posting compare to my own, so I begin to wonder if I can still hav a chance since we are all competing for same thing and I seem to be havin the most worst of all. Though I have being giving it all what it takes to score as high as possible in jamb and post ume but comparing those grades with those of my competitor won't let me rest. Pls advice ur brother.

pls reply this comment I really need to be sure.

I hav this below result in my ssce.
MATHS = C5
ENG = B3
BIO = C6
CHEM = C4
PHY = C4
AGRIC.SC = B3
GEOGRAPHY = C6
Econs = B3

may I be consider base on this result to study med & surgery in unilag ? because I saw those results people were posting compare to my own, so I begin to wonder if I can still hav a chance since we are all competing for same thing and I seem to be havin the most worst of all. Though I have being giving it all what it takes to score as high as possible in jamb and post ume but comparing those grades with those of my competitor won't let me rest. Pls advice ur brother.

Bro, u need to wake up and act fast even because u ar still among those who dream in the night, u ar yet a DAYDREAMER.

I will have like to advice u to follow ur passion on those field u have highlighted but the fact that u study a course u don't think of it future at all baffles me{agric. Economics & extension!}

My advice is pray, seek for spiritual vision of those career, because I hav a friend which want to make money base on internet, he's from one seminar to the other but all was nothing where we still have many people who are more than successfull on internet stuff. So you just have to ask your God.

Tobexin: there nothing like medicine post ume question, you all will be doing eng math and general paper, to get the question it simple if u have an email address but for better discussion and proper advice join UNILAG vibes on FB

alright, I understand. 10Q.
I CANT ACCESS MY E.MAil account now, i will have love to drop it but i will search and join the facebook page or better still copy the link of the facebook page here so that we follow the link and like the page.

Tobexin: the past question given last year is free after the post ume form has been bought but if you need it....you can get it in concept tutors for 1000k....

If am not getting you wrong, that means we can only get it, even free after we have obtain the post ume form. And if I want it now it will be at the cost price of one thousand naira.

MATTHEW59: Please candidates choosing UNILAG should do so as FIRST CHOICE and having SSCE result @ one sitting. Ask ur questions. If u re in Lagos, u can make equiries @ ur respective department. Success 2 all. U can join NAIJA JAMBITES on facebook for interaction n discussion. Note the courses with special requirements.

I have choosen unilag as first choice, I have one sits result of this previous, just release nov/dec waec gce result. I have set aside at least 15hrs per day of reading in other to score high in jamb. What i want u to help me on, is just how the post jamb question for medicine and surgery look like, how and where to get it with how much it cost. Coming to lagos will make me waste a day if not two days which will disturb my reading spirit. Please help me and am ready to score above requirement. As i have understand that no shortcut success except hardworking. Thats what i want.

Pls how can I get unilag post jamb question pack. On course like medicine & surgery. How much will it cost me. Thanks

kirian202: .
YES Dear u are

sigh:-q

U can't be serious.......

The screen of my phone got blank for over two weeks now, so decided to repair the Blackberry today. On getting to the engr. I complained to the man and we negotiated, just to give the phone to the man I realise that the phone has function normal. I quickly scope the man that it's not the phone am talkin about and that I forgot the phone at home. The man got annoyed, but just before he turn it to something else, I just wakka leave the place.
With the suprise that the phone has work, something tells me to spend d money on some other which I will still need, which did immediately. I exhausted the money which I want to use for the screen. On getting home with the excitement, I was disappointed to see my phone not showing again and I have spend all the money with me. Coming to NL to see what is going on, what i saw was how to know if you are cause.
Does this mean am CURSED ?

My only fear in life is human being especially my friends, because if u hav ever witness where friends has turn to foe, to survive is always tough. That is why I ll never have a friend.