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naijalodge:
It’s the scar left from the surgical removal of the umbilical cord, the umbilical code is a long tissue extending from the mother’s placental to the child during the developmental stage of the child in the mother’s womb, it helps to carry Oxygen, nutrients and other elements such as antibodies (immunoglobulin g) to the child and they become vestigial after birth(little or no use). chai after 5 years of graduation without job, just tot I should see if the brain is still working

Freehuman:
I wouldn't be in a relationship if I earned 30,000 naira a month.

coolfredo:
Mercy is de winner quote me after de show tomorrow

coolfredo:
Mercy is de winner quote me after de show tomorrow

wickedtuna:
Even the likes people dey get for their comment na 1

Soul47:
M.I_ The Viper Lyrics

*Chocolate city signature coin drop


*[Trumpets]

"Judah, thou art he whom thy brethren shall praise: thy hand shall be in the neck of thine enemies; thy father's children shall bow down before thee."

[Verse 1: M.I Abaga]
And so the Viper wants to war with me
My OG called and said "yo M.I don't reward him B
Remember, building bridges been our priority
Remember who you are Juddah promise me."
So I swore by my name cause there is no higher authority
I will not destroy you instead I give you maturity
Your soul is unclean, your heart is full of impurity and
Jealousy, jealousy nigga jealousy ahh!
This isn't a diss, this is truth listen
This is wisdom I'm giving to you cause you my youth
You can never battle Jude your default setting is lose
That's why I choose when you raise the alarm
To hit that snooze, you've always hated me
Your very first liner, your first single showed how you rated me
But Lanre see, I've always rated you
You no be mate to me tho
You should look up to me like your pàle
I'm happy my son is taller
Doesn't mean you won't dobale, chale

You've had a jealous heart since you was a child
That why everybody who loves you ends up used and defiled
But yous in denial, blaming everyone but yourself
Already fake when no one knew you and then famed it in hell
Look how you treated YSG
When them niggas really believed in you
Fucking snake, always bite the hand of people feeding you
AQ was your guy you did nothing to help him blossom no
But since he's been around me, that nigga's been doing awesome
Your manager and cousin gave you all cause he believed
When you got arrested he sat in jail with you and wouldn't leave
But as you head dey hot, got rid of nigga just like a weave
And he still put you on his CV we gave him a job at CC
See we rise by lifting others, who you lifted?
Nobody in all these years
Can say that Vector put em in position wow
You sinned against the order of heaven
That's why the God has brought you to me
To be reborn and forgiven, my nigga let's, pray

[Verse 2: M.I Abaga]
I swear by my name cause there is no higher authority
I will not destroy you instead I give you maturity
I'm tryna save your life Lanre, that's my priority
Cause you let, jealousy jealousy Bleep your legacy up
Yeah, this isn't a diss, this is compassion
This is papa talking to you instead of giving you lashing
I know your fans are gonna demand that you revenge
But will they crowdfund for you, when It's time to pay your rent
I'm willing and able, I'll put 20 million on the table
That's budget for you to spend and CC will float your label
Just swallow your pride, let me show you how to be king
You came with chickens to my spot but didn't buy chicken wings?
Let your niggas fly, it's my spot, y'all can eat free food
Shebi you waited for my reply so let me CC you
You have a choice, take my hand and let me free you
I heard you're roasting in your girl's place you B's BQ
You're not even top 5 from Yorubaland
Mode, Eldee, Bahdo, Dagrin, Remi, YCEE and Falz
Omo see the queue
When I'm the GOAT so tell me what I gain if me beat you?
I rather me teach you, so you can reach
Nah that will never happen

So when you old your children ask you what happened?
Cause people laughing just tell em daddy was jealous while rapping
Daddy was jealous from birth, was jealous inside the scrotum
Jealously looking at other sperm cells wishing you choke em
Daddy was jealous of your mother and that's how I bleeped myself
Daddy was jealous of MI damn, I should've stopped myself
One day on stage and daddy started blabbing
The reason why is when MI and I would fly together we'd sit in different cabins
When daddy saw MI's cypher and jealousy got the best of him
MI was telling Hennessy, pay the rappers who're rapping
But daddy thought it was about him and tried to send him a message
Then MI taught dad a lesson and daddy made full confessions
Then daddy stopped being jealous and daddy became a blessing
Daddy said "yeah, Teeto and Boogey were disrespected."
And daddy's daddy MI said "son, your gift is special
Remember just don't be jealous
God wants you to be a vessel, my son"
[Clears throat]

You mean, all this noise and seizures
Is because you didn't get a feature? damn
I'm always helping people shine
You got the same platform
Worry bout yours not about mine, my nigga damn
I still love you like a son
So I promise that you can diss me how you want
I won't respond, to you
But after dropping your diss track
I hope you sit and listen back to everything that MI spat
Because it's true
It's better to give than to receive
And so I'm giving you for free
A gift and between you and me
You know I'm right (I'm right)
So give them all they want to see
Get all your memes and your retweets
But just don't only win the beef, win in life
You called me short man at the Headies
And I could've been real petty
But my head is always heavy from the crown
Choc City want in doing biz
And my shares can help you feed your kids
When you sign I built that from the ground
You came and drank at the place I own
I'm tryna help you get your own Lanre
I represent a higher power
I represent the voice of God, to you
(Focus)

[Outro: M.I Abaga]
So all these years you ain't helped one person
You ain't put one person one person on
You ain't sign nobody
There's no manager, no artist, no fashion designer
Nobody connected to you doing well
It's cause your heart is fucking bitter
Psalms 1, go read Psalms 1 bro
If you were right, you'd blossom and the people around you would be blessed

My brother knack am, knack am
Make we dey go, I no wan... see
This has to be the only one
Knack this guy, I dey feel am, knack am

*** Copied from RapGenius

Advancedman:
It has been rigged for mercy that is why they ousted Tacha

Happyfela:
Almost all the big slayqueens in lagos and abuja use kayamata, that i know for sure

Mrpsly247:
I read twice ... still no meaning

anochuko01:
I didn't know he was an Alfa too o. But them never still reach all the choir wey don turn Omo wobe

tillaman:
Wow!!
Such a nice feeling to do great stuffs like this for your woman!!
I really hope to do this for my Woman once I get hitched!!
Good women deserves great things like this!!

gideon286:
Where are you guys getting all these info? Ive got 34 Ads running as i type this.

emperorblog21:
Special Announcement:
====================



.
Hunku Mark Zuckabag and his Facebook Ad
gang are on a rage right now...
.
Currently in the US, Canada, UK, and
Australia... There have been reports of
Business Manager account ban.
.
Not just ad accounts, but the entire business
manager account ban!
.
Dropshippers advertising with Facebook who
sell Health, Wellness and Fitness products are
getting their accounts banned - permanently
.
And appeals by these dropshippers most times
gets a very stupid reply from Facebook.
.
I am talking about people who have spent
millions of dollars advertising on Facebook
.
In fact, just yesterday while scrolling through
my newsfeed, I saw a policy from Facebook
that's against advertising health, wellness, and
fitness products on Facebook's platform
.


This policy is coming as a result of the way
advertisers go about their ads on Facebook
promising ridiculous miracles to the users of
Facebook when they buy and use the products
they sell




.
And so, so many many users on Facebook
complained to Facebook about such products,
especially since their expectations weren't met
as promised by the seller of the product
.
And since facebook is very very user driven,
they want to protect their users - which is far far
important to them.
.
Their users are the business actually... So
facebook has the responsibility to protect them
.
In fact, personally I tried so many times to
advertise a stretch mark product two weeks
ago and all my ads weren't approved... Even
though I tried every method I have used to get
my ads approved no matter what I sold...
Facebook didn't approve my ad.
.



So I dropped it totally and moved on.
.



Recently, A few Nigerians doing the ecom
business who sell health, wellness, fitness and
been beauty products have gotten their ad
accounts permanently banned.
.



No jokes.
.



So, for now... I will advice you stay away from
selling health, wellness, fitness and certain
beauty products so your ad account won't be
banned permanently or even your business
manager account



.
If you want to play smart, know it that facebook
is smarter... Way smarter than you - Trust me
.



But, I believe that there must be a way around
this certainly.



.
But let us just stay cool for now.



.
So what kinda products should you start
selling?



.
Convenience products. Safety products.
Technology products. Accessories.
.



In the categories above, find:
.



- Products that help people save time.
- Products that help people do things easily.
- Products that help people save cost.
- Products that help people do something faster
- Products that help people do something
better etc etc
.



Use google to know what these categories of
products really are. (Do small research work, e
no dey kill )



.
Then find normal, everyday challenges in
Nigeria such products can solve.
.



Next, find a product that solves that problem
that is selling very well in the US, UK, Canada
etc... Make sure that the product is not sold
here in Nigeria ooo
.



Bring a few quantity to start with and sell here
using a Sales Funnel and Killer offer. Create
high perceived value about the product without
being hypey (So you can sell for a high price
)



.
Stay away from making extravagant promises
in your ads, Landing pages, and sales pages.
Simply Focus on what the product does and
how it will actually benefit the user.
.
I rest My Case Here.
.
Thankio for reading
.
More Cash to your Bank Akant
.
~ Believe Chika.

daddycee91:
Met this girl on FB some days ago and she said she has a job which I was cool with...we kept chatting and getting to know each other & all of a sudden..gbam!! She lost her job, she needs this, she needs that..oh God!! Someone I'm just getting to know?

highbee02:
I met a final year student of Unilorin, CIS department and I'm a postgraduate student in the same institution. After the exam, I decided to pay her a visit in Ibadan last month. I got to UI gate and I put a call through her number. When she came, she insisted that we should enter an eatery
located just opposite the school so that we can chit chat ( d eatery is painted pink, closed to Agbowo junction). I asked, is it possible to enter an eatery without buying anything? She replied that it's a public place, that we will just sit down somewhere and discuss. As we were discussing she complained of hunger and I asked her to make an order.
she ordered fried rice, chicken lap and pepsi making #1,900, when she was pointing to Vanilla, I looked the other way. She asked, won't u make an order? I replied "they don't have my favorite". she asked again " what's your favorite? " I replied, SWALLOW. Luckily, she asked those sales girls and they said NO, I was more than happy. She turned to me and said "u are confirm ibile". I left for Ilorin, after 2 days I gave her a call and she told me she has someone she's dating.

This is my mumu experience, If I was not careful enough, I would have spent more than #1,900 + my tfare . Imagine, a divorced man who is seriously searching

udemzyudex:
You get eyes, the first PayPal screen shot was designed.

PureMind2:
That stupid zenith bank denied me loan to start up my biz good for you

tropaz:
All I see is Naira Marley wearing his Uniform....