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koolet: Since Da invention ov Mavins, their release jst seems lyk an Advert'songz 2 Me.. They re missin sum Tin..

Maybe that's the plan afterall. It's business all the way my friend. Ask P. Diddy or even Seun Osewa...

Bash Me: I Like dis Man business sense gan. Kudos

Don't expect anything less from an Ibo man.

We are waiting...

gwas: It's still applicable with this discourse!

Yes sir!

gwas: This is too much! Haba! We still have some wonderful people around who still want to assist every tom dikk and harry that comes their way.

Hahahaha ... Until their day breaks...

All humanbeings are not that unscrupulous!

Only Pirates and Buccaneers are Unscrupulous people ... thiefs, bandits, illegal government, scammers, just to name a few...

2legit2qwt: This is the most important thing I believe.

Not saying that people need to disclose the details of their lives or issues that will open a security loopholes like when you're bringing home some cash, that's unnecessary and.plain stupidity. However, hiding the fact that you are traveling abroad is a big deal especially to your friend, definitely not the best way to keep good and healthy relationships.



Totally agree

I have expirience this one recently... When i was traveling. I was swapping my rented flat with a friend's... Both of us had friends living with us... I told everyone of them that i would travel so so time even bought buzz for them, before i knew it we had to change location because of the crowd and later that night went out with our baby baby (me and that my friend. The next week. I was forcing my friend to travel with me even took him to immigration and paid his passport... He was witty. I could see through but i did what made me happy anyway. So i left him and travelled on my own. But when i was there i rented a huge and well furnished apartment waiting for friends to come and join. All these time i was telling them that i have made some money i have bought a car i have rented a hosue bla bla bla and that they should hasten up and join me. I never knew these was me pilling contempt and making enemies out of them.... In the next few years i was isolated and one of them suceeded in setting me up and i came to 9ja stranded till date LOL... I am doing well but the blow was so great that i am afraid to go back...

This is true life story friend... TRUST NO ONE. NOT EVEN YOUR MOTHER....

Added: All the characters in the story above are not longer living in Nigeria and i didn't know when they went... I always from from other sources and when i ask them, i get excuses like. "E i think say you know nah"

speedyboi: okay, i think you should re-read my post.

I don't tell nigerians my problems not because of witch craft or whatever. They are just too hypocritical! They will act concerned, but they are not really bothered...so what's the point? I'm talking from experience.
When i'm happy no one will know, when i'm sad no one will know either.


On the other hand, if not for the nigerian silly ways of doing things and their typical nepotism; why must his friend know him to get job if he is qualified? Smh! Everybody on this thread just thinking awkwardly! Incase you don't know, some people are just introverts; i'm in this category, but the attitude of nigerians is my major reason.

Meanwhile, not telling people your issues isn't typical of nigerians. It happens in every society.....it wasn't invented in nigeria and it won't end in nigeria.

I didn't read the rest of your life story but i thought i should give you this food for thought...

* Don't tell people your problems. 90% don't care the the remaining 10% are happy you got them.
* Life is to be shared. Nothing can thrive in Isolation.

Need more?

gerald09: WOT d f is wrong wif these people, if they ® really sincere even within demselves dey should start learning how to have 1 voice
First MEND wats to break nigeria now they denied sayin it
Boko haram is negotiating a cease fire, now they denied saying it.
People there is sometin known as honesty even amongst thieves and criminals. U have to stick to d code. (ONE VOICE)

More like a sworn oath.. Otherwise, they are just like boy scout compared to real big time soldiers...

Sisi_Kill: Na wa oh! This ya logic is a bit one kain. . .how will OP know his friend does not have a Job if the friend doesn't tell him, is OP clairvoyant?

How is the recruiter supposed to know one of his applicants is OP friends. . .abi are the winchy winchy powers so easy to get that you just assume everyone has it?!!

How will OP's friend know if OP is capable of helping him if he never tells him anything or should OP just start automatically asking questions...Do you need food today? Do you have money in your account? Have you lost your job? Do you need a place to rest your head at night? He should ask all that so the friend will think he is wishing him ill ko?

Instead of admitting what OP is saying is true, you attempt to turn it around and blame him for the paranoia EVERYBODY knows is embedded in our blood because of superstitious belief. . .that is just sooo typical Naija - Don't do things or act the right way , when called out on it, blame someone else preferably the person doing the calling out for it.

We sure have a long-a-ways to go!!

Tell that witch! Tell that witch!!

Syenite: I think in the general sense it is an African mentality. People rarely disclose their plans or achievements. It is not only about wicthcraft.Take for instance, you land a very good job and start disclosing to all family and friends, u are inviting every1 to come and eat. Or you are building a big house and you inform everybody, you are telling them u have too much money thereby inviting them to come and pester on you. Besides that we compete alot in Africa, you fear that if u tell ur friend abt a future plan he might equally do same and outshine you.

A recent example... Those days i used to be father christmas, buy drinks for crowd of friends and friends of friends and when they are going home they beg me for t. fair and i give happily. There was even a case where i gave somebody $50 because i didn't have cash... All those friends i am talking about today are richer than me today and we are not friends any more, they even try to let me know that they are better and wiser than me because when i was on i didn't invest... They will make you become the most sorrowful person filled with regret lol... Some people learn from others mistake while others like us learn by expiriences...

2legit2qwt: I’m bringing this up because a friend of mine recently lost the opportunity of securing a job and I only got to know after the fact, meanwhile, I could have easily helped him considering that I’m a good friend to the recruiter.

This friend (the one who didn’t get the job) had previously asked me some questions earlier in the week that suggested he was up to something, he just never told me why he asked and I never bothered to ask. This is just one of many cases of how secretive a lot of Nigerians/Africans are. In this case, someone missed a chance of getting a good job and there are several cases like that.

I’m not sure if it’s a cultural attribute of Nigerians or Africans but my biggest guess to why this exists is the strong belief in the existence of witchcraft. This friend of mine seem to think that I’m a wizard with some spiritual power or something to stop him from getting the job, I wish

A lot of Nigerians have a problem with self-disclosure, they only tell after the fact, some don’t even tell at all. They call you a friend but you don’t know when they’re about to buy a new car, move to a new house, get a new job, travel abroad, pass a test or are graduated from school.
The only thing I know they’re quick to tell is when they’re getting married, not sure why but other than that, you only get to find out about most things only after the fact.

How can you call someone a friend when you never get to experience their success but they’re quick to tell about their failure?

There are witches and demons and this your "friend" happens to be one of them... You should be very careful about such people or better still, eat witch food to become one (if you are not already)...

Billyonaire: Lets look at Eqypt and Syria. The price of Revolution is not a sweet potato pie. Internet warriors always wanting to use the information cyber highway to instill fear on the populace. I think we need cyber police.

And to think that i posted the the threat message on my facebook makes me look foolish

inufele2: Pls lists some countries that is secretive as NK and does not allow their citizens to travel.

There is no country that is not secretive... Even the US who is the current card holder is super secretive, they only give out the side the want you to see. As for not allowing citizens of North Koreans to travel, i am not sure that is true because i patronized Korean food very well while i was in Malaysia. One in sunway pyramid and the other near IPD Office (where i wrote my IELTS Exams) around pataling jaya. Are you saying that those Koreans only are from the south? (Remember, they are all Korean)...

Note not being allowed to travel is different from choosing not to have a passport.

If you are living in a communist country like russia for instance and everything you own is from the government, or you live in america, malaysia, singapore etc where you can live well on loan, not only will you not choose to have a passport, you will not be allowed to travel...

Secondly, even as a tourist you're not allowed to use mobile phone in NK I'm surprised that you don't know this!

Because i don't care...

All the same carry on with your fact finding mission and get back to us asap.

I don't care Nigga... I have been polite enough to throw out the idea open, you do the work and let us know asap.

^^^For your mind...

inufele2: Rubbish!
If NK is such a fantastic country why are they hiding all their affairs for the world? Why don't they allow their citizens to travel or use telephone? A prosperous country looking after her citizens will be more than willing to showcase their pride not hiding it. Something is definitely wrong with you and the likes of you becos you thought are upside down. For once stop blabbing on this forum and relocate to NK mumu.

The highlighted is also very common with most so called developed countries i think... I have heard a Chinese saying that their government is like that. even in the US, majority of it's citizens live on debt (credit card) so they can not travel out of country... In Malaysia, the same thing. At least i have lived there for +3yrs. They buy houses, cars etc etc on loan and pay monthly sometimes for 50yrs. how can somebody like that have a passport talk-less of to travel? But, saying that NKs are not allowed to use phone. I don't think that is true. I can find out if i want to. All i need to do is join a dating site and bomb NKian girls and ask them for their numbers but don't have the time now. Can someone else in the house do that and get back to us?

Vires: Rather than provide food for its citizens, their government continue to stock pile nuclear weapons, whether na weapons they go chop!!!

All the people shouting propaganda, if North Korea was such a fantastic country, how come they are not as rich n as sucessful as their Southern brothers?

Venezuela for instance has alot of mineral resources and is the second large oil producer only next to Saudi Arabia, the country itself is almost as old as USA and yet still very poor while the the US is basking in wealth? If you go through history and you are able to see the struggle they are going through under the oppression of USA, then you can understand the position of NK too.

seunny4lif: JESUS IS NO MORE LIVING IN NIGERIA BECAUSE NIGERIANS ALMOST COST HE IS LIFE AGAIN.....NOW THE REPORT CAME TO ME NOW IS EVERYBODY SHOULD USE THE BLOOD OF UR PARENT TILL A NEW COMMITTEE IS SET IN HEAVEN FOR THE NEXT BLOOD OF WHOM,NIGERIANS CAN U.......THANKS FOR BEARING WITH US.......OPSSS,CALL U LATER PHCN DON TAKE LIGHT FOR HEAVEN,NEED TO CALL ONE OF THE ANGEL TO ON THE GENERATOR.....

seun manny4lif seunny4lif, it has just been confirmed that my father is not available for the sacrifies, lucky them. I made a few connections and then reached heaven, and i was surprised to hear the angel saying that it was your children blood that needs to be used. What a fo0l are you to pass false signal. Anyway, i have organized a group of gallant angels and we are coming to take your children away for the sacrifices and also for lying, that will cost you your life. GBAM

seunny4lif: NO USE THAT BLOOD AGAIN FROM NOW ON,BECOS I JUST RECIEVED A CALL FROM HEAVEN THAT,THE ONLY BLOOD THAT CAN BE USED NOW,IS BLOOD OF HOLY SPIRIT............GOD DON CARRY JESUS BLOOD GO ANOTHER COUNTRY BECOS NIGERIANS DON FINISH HIS BLOOD.....

so you direct direct number of god? i hear say that jesus blood precious gan. holy spirit blood too white so i nor fit use am proper unlike jesus own wen red. as for god, him own sef green so i fit manage am

SAFO: Trust me that will never happen. I served in the US military and was stationed in Ujongbu about 5 miles south of the dematerialized zone (you can literally look into N Korea and see how war torn and ravaged the country is). There's always talks of attacks that never come to fruition and this has been going on for decades. Even if they did have the balls to get froggy, the 2nd infantry division would decimate N Korea from the face of the Earth.

China will never let that happen... Besides, NK's military is far stronger than that of SN'...

chingyjant: Why should you wonder?Did'nt you see where they are being trained in Lagos?That place speaks volume

I have slept there like twice when my uncle was an instructor there. There are billions of bed bugs there and it smells like toilet. This is not hear say.

seunny4lif: FINISH KE?OK,MAKE WE BEGIN DEY USE BLOOD OF HOLY GHOST OR NA HOLY SPIRIT FIRST BECOS GOD OWN FIT FINISH SHARP SHARP OOOO.....FROM NOW ON,MAKE WE DEY USE BLOOD OF HOLY SPIRIT......

...bloody Vampires.

meamanda: Wow! What a resolve Pretty immoral though

And beware, you live in a Islamic country.

I know what you mean. Don't worry.

kitty kat: There is already naijatube.com someone has beat u to it.

Hey, Tranny Sister, There is no competition yet... We will know who does it best soon... Watch out

sexy glow: Ten Reasons to Throw Out Your Microwave Oven

by Anthony Wayne and Lawrence Newell

From the conclusions of the Swiss, Russian and German scientific clinical studies, we can no longer ignore the microwave oven sitting in our kitchens. Based on this research, we will conclude this article with the following:

1). Continually eating food processed from a microwave oven causes long term - permanent - brain damage by "shorting out" electrical impulses in the brain [de-polarizing or de-magnetizing the brain tissue].

2). The human body cannot metabolize [break down] the unknown by-products created in microwaved food.

3). Male and female hormone production is shut down and/or altered by continually eating microwaved foods.

4). The effects of microwaved food by-products are residual [long term, permanent] within the human body.

5). Minerals, vitamins, and nutrients of all microwaved food is reduced or altered so that the human body gets little or no benefit, or the human body absorbs altered compounds that cannot be broken down.

6). The minerals in vegetables are altered into cancerous free radicals when cooked in microwave ovens.

7). Microwaved foods cause stomach and intestinal cancerous growths [tumors]. This may explain the rapidly increased rate of colon cancer in America.

. The prolonged eating of microwaved foods causes cancerous cells to increase in human blood.

9). Continual ingestion of microwaved food causes immune system deficiencies through lymph gland and blood serum alterations.

10). Eating microwaved food causes loss of memory, concentration, emotional instability, and a decrease of intelligence.

Na be say Oyinbo people don die finish. Because they use a micro wave almost everytime they eat. Let's see your source @ poster

meamanda: Hahaha....that field is also too crowded, mate

All i need is to give it a new look. Remember, you have to be creative. Try new stuffs. I'm looking for a reliable crew to start this bizz with. I have some bad ideas and I believe me and my crew will win Nigeria and the whole of African Pornn market.

seunny4lif: WHAT IS WRONG WITH U?WETIN U WAN USE BLOOD OF GOD FOR?JESUS BLOOD DON FINISH?ABEG USE JESUS OWN OOOO,NEVER USE GOD OWN......LOL

Bros, e be like say you nor know waiting dey. All those Vampires don finish Jesus blood.