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comic relief bah?

richidinho:
How sure are you there is an Hausa news station in the Villa

Buhari fit think say na Nigeria soldiers dey kill Boko haram

lolz

OREMUSSANCTUS:
I s l a m a b a d

nothing has changed since i left there 10 years ago

Philosofer #1

hotice01:
And PMB has been better with stuffs like 'President Michelle of West Germany','I would regulate world oil prices'.I don't need to expanciate the meanings and implications of these statements,I'm sure u can cynically deduce them.

For Godsake,leave GEJ alone.ain't u tired of bashing him even after he is out of government?Focus on the present and not the past,cuz he who focuses on only the past and not the present will never be ready for the future.

hahahaha this is hilarious but come o na who dey pursue this man sef wey e just dey withdraw from public everyday. this man must be a tyrant ... we are watching in 3D

cabjoy:
His jst afraid of boko harm bombing him during the prayer session










But am to sure

Educated Illiterate discover!!!
Feeling a need to speak fine English but not making sense...
Receive sense IJN
Can i get an Amen?

Chiefpriest1:
I take this story with a pinch of salt. Ajimobi and aregbesola are eternally loyal to Tinubu who intalled Oyegun as chairman.

Oyegun is eternally loyal to tinubu.

Oshiomhole and Oyegun come from the same state and both politicians are quite close.

These will be the last set of governors to demand oyegun's resignation. Aint logical one bit

i have never read any dumb comment such as this in my entire life... people like the poster below just don't seize to amaze me

mebrahyeem:
Don't forget that the past gave birth to the present, be reminded that PMB did not create any of nigeria's misfortune he is only here to put d records right, so let's pray and be positive intead of coming to d forum to insult people that r old enough to be our parent pls this un-africa this is not ryt

So Uncle Joe nor be rich President again?

Bros it is well... If given another opportunity you will still trust people because that is how you are made... God bless you. God bless Nigeria

lalasticlala:
Good Friday Church Service: President Jonathan, Governor Dickson, JK Opara, Aguariavwodo & Igali at Villa Chapel.

https://mobile.twitter.com/abati1990/status/584249557564973056

This is just the begining of a new spec of of the same old story

Nigerians Enjoy

Wals234:
[color=#603466]That is NOT an Ogboni Initiation Ceremony!

I don't support this dumbass called Goodluck Ebele Jonathan and I know his desperation knows no bound. However, the misinformation on this thread is nothing to write home about. If only we clicked on the link cited in OP then we would have read it on Abati's page that it was a visit to the "Awujale in Ijebu Ode". For goodness sake, can't we just take few seconds or minutes to fact-check findings before jumping to conclusions?

Granted, GEJ is as dumb as they come but there is no way in hell he will be so dumb enough to be pictured amongst the Ogboni (openly) - with Muazu & Mimiko accompanying him. Really??

I can't wait to see this guy and his cohorts out of office and possibly held accountable for their unprecedented looting of the treasury. Still, I wouldn't make rash conclusions either without a bit of fact-checking on my side just because I dislike his handling of the nation.

No wonder the politicians feed us with so much BS information and we gulp it all in hook, line, and sinker!

Anyways, Otuoke is calling: March28 #IHaveDecided[/color]

Cram it with walnuts. Who e help

He must fulfilling all righteousness... Give unto Cesar what belongs to him and to God.... And by the way, in your own small way you must have experienced the same thing...

I repeat he is a march for you lots imagine all hell let lose against him and nothing has happened. Look my friend, we are all human beings and we create whatever happens to us and influences others. Whatever is happening in Nigeria today is a result of sentiments from people like your type... Do you really mean for change? Do you really want something good to happen in Nigeria? Or you are just after your belly?

If i was him i would have done things differently but how do you expect someone who is supposedly going to spend 4yrs or 8yrs to function properly with all the stunts you legions are pulling? Now i see why you guys have lost respect for him. It's because you are still breathing freely. Pikin wey say him mama nor go sleep himself nor go sleep.

I see him winning this march election otherwise m support would have been given to GMB. A word is enough for the wise...

otr1:
I see! The parable is too hard for your simple brain.
If he is a match for us, why then is he running everywhere seeking support. He could have just sit his butt in Abuja.
28th of march is just 2 weeks away now and there's no need for the rants. You will know the real boss after then. Just safe your breathe.

thank God for democracy..... What goes around comes around...

Controlled:
I don't need to be president... to know that this one is houseboy material.....

cram it with walnuts ugly... if you want a lamb or a lion to rule over you them you can make your way to the jungle where you have many... this guy on the seat is a match for 100,0001 of your lions cuz he has the magic wand and can change so you need to serve and not dictate... is that understood?

otr1:
We don't want a Lamb that roars like a Lion on the seat of power. Not again. We want to know who is really ruling ruining us: A christian, moslem, budhist, atheist, or a member of an evil cult.
His being a member of that cult will not fare well with Nigeria. We've had enough already.

Bro there good journerlist minded people in the world's battle fields everywhere covering eye witness news... Just own up for that brain. Ok

Kirinwa:
Do you or have you seen the effect of stray bullets?

Lol
What do you think? That this might be a prank?

MadCow1:
Pictures asssshole...


You are on a rooftop hiding instead of covering the shoutout for eyewitness news.

this is scary

GboyegaD:
These guys are getting too confident. I hope the Nigerian Army can defeat them with the weapons they are equipped with of late.

this is a sign that only the two of them equals one million and one APC man march or whatsever you call it. Deal with it...

emeka2847:
Copy cats. Because APC dey do one million man match GEJ and madam PISS go dey form activity.

It's a sign of fear and we know.

the way they endorsed GMB, bah?

kayciano:
OBJECTS OF MERE SATISFACTION..
Very soon ASHAWO go endorse GEJ..

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dunkem21:
Hahaha

Source?

You are sick. How did he get there if he's not destined to be there? Do you think it's beans?

Avedon:
Massive indeed..!!!

I really pity the situation GEJ find himself because in the strict sense, GEJ is not a bad person as alleged by many, he's just ineptitude and lack charisma to lead.

Some people are born to lead while some are born to follow. GEJ find himself in leadership position by chance, but the truth is that GEJ belongs to the group of followers.

GEJ can't give what he don't have because he has given his all.

Buhari belongs to the leadership category in as much as he's not educated and eloquent like GEJ, but he possess the qualities of a leader. Those criticizing him should observe him closely and they'll notice the manifestation of leadership written all over him.

Now this is so cool and so correct... Our democracy for don mature gan

melvin0004:
attention seekers,I dnt think u even register self, on election day u wud be in ur house posting update on social media abt d election while d real election is on going n when result shw u wud be shouting rigging. if nt 4 buhari nigeria democracy wud hv come of age. u overthrown a civilian govt in d past cus he doesn't believeb in democracy n now want us 2 elect u in2 a democratic govt.oga Nigerians are nt fools.Gej till 2019.

Cram it with walnuts! You stopped making sense when you think you're making sense of this comment, ugly. I mean, living life as a political condomm? I think, I'll pass. Thanks

oyb:
jonah, don't cry when APC fires back at you

We don't want a dictator or. Formal military leader on that seat. Those of you claiming he's gonna lock up "corrupt" politicians (which I'm dead cert' he won't. He is only in for looting his own). What if the so called corrupt politicians were your fathers/brothers?

We already know what you bunch of scallywags are doing. There is no room for the old mallam sai buhary abi na o$ama buhari3ad in aso villa.

And then, GEJ till Buhari dies... Shiiit! I'm outta here ((para tinz))

What does halaka mean then if not to kill? Just curious

dejisky:
I am a Yoruba man n I have been in north for 16yrs, halaka in Hausa is not kill.
PDP wt baseless propaganda sha.

Waitin this one dey talk sef? Oya, vamus from this place...

I am not a fan of any of the two but If you ask me I still prefer GEJ over that satanic mallam *Osama Buharetard*. So GEJ till 2019

berem:
I rather vote for a dictator as president than a clueless mofo.

Sai Buhari!

BEST COMMENT OF THE YEAR

Systeme101:
imagine 54 soldiers have been sentence a death cos of a singular misconduct! D question is how many corrupt polticians have we sentenced 2 imprisonment tokless of death... despite their despicable attrocities? Nig is going dwn. Am sure if their relatives were involved, there would hav been a twist.

Welcome to the city

Ehen!

I feel like just giving up...