Seun can't save you from your misery. He's got his own mirror before him. If you can't keep up don't step up. Now crawl back into your shell demon.

Karm16:


Where does Seun get all these ediots from?

And you must be a kid or a blinded zombie. You derive joy from making other people feel bad and you also support untrue things because you're a motivator or you don't know the difference. All in all you're a witch and you're busted

Karm16:


Eyah. You must be Ibo. Always so paranoid and bitter.

Lol see this one. So your intent was to hurt me? Sorry, I'm not food for witches. I'm a hunter so you better run along

Karm16:


Eyah pele. Hurt no more.

Whether my mother use it or not, you tell me what you think it is. I'm not the one selling my mother in public forum.

Karm16:


Because that's what your mother uses?

That's makeup for you

Karm16:


She looks young, classy and beautiful!

Ibadan has it

cindybella101:
On a serious note someone might lost his way on this road(s).

Your mom just fed you with half-baked truth.

IamMissMarvel:
My mum said its harder for a man to deal with the death of his wife.

That bini monarch was schooled abroad and was a more gentleman than the igbo monarch who was a traditionalist...

MadCow1:
Obi of Obosi = REAL NIGGA..


He does not bow to no Biitch..

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Meanwhile, Somewhere in Bini..


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Meanwhile:: Why is Awolowo always hanging around in these photos?

Go into the garki village and get a cheap room.

Pretty002:
I am a female from Delta State. I and a lot more people were suspended from the State Civil Service in Delta and we were accused of not getting the job on merit; it was a really frustrating situation. Somehow a job offer with a commercial bank in Abuja sprang up and although the pay was pretty meagre I thought it would be a fresh opportunity to start over.

On getting to Abuja, I contacted an old friend who happens to live in the town; he happens to be married but his wife isn't in the country. So I stayed in his place, went for the job test and subsequently the interview and I finally landed the job.

Exactly 3 weeks into my new job, this old friend of mine whom I was temporarily staying with asked me to leave his house. Curious, I insisted to know why I was been thrown out and of course, he had no genuine reason. He had gone round telling people I didn't do his laundry and I didn't cook. Firstly, besides his undies, he takes all his clothes to the drycleaners and I couldn't possibly be washing the delicate clothing of a man who isn't my spouse. Secondly, he never gave me a kobo to prepare a meal. The one time he gave me funds of any sorts, it was only a thousand naira and it wasn't meant for food but I added my money to it and ensured I still prepared a good meal.

After leaving this old friends place, another friend of mine introduced me to someone else I could stay with; even though this person I was introduced to was yet another guy I still moved in with him as I had no other choice.
This new guy unlike the first wasn't married but he had two children. Unlike the first guy who is a Christian, this new guy is a Muslim but that didn't bother me at all - I was just happy to have a place to stay. He offered to let me stay with him until I was settled enough to get a place of my own.

The new guy lives in a 2 bedroom apartment somewhere in Garki and although he owned the house, he had a tenant – he had let one of the rooms out to some other guy. My biggest concern was the fact that my new “landlord” let my sleep in his bedroom while he slept on the couch in the living room. Since I wasn’t comfortable with the idea I walked up to him and tried to let him understand that as the visitor I should be the one sleeping on the couch not him but he insisted that it wasn’t a problem.

Exactly two weeks after moving in, my new landlord travelled for a few days, on his return, I sensed something wasn’t right but I didn’t say anything. The following day the friend who introduced me to him called me and said the man had told him that he was going to ask me to leave. He said the guy wasn’t comfortable sleeping on the couch in his own house. All that talk came as a surprise to me. Eventually the landlord himself confronted me. He said he liked me. He said it was not going to be possible for him to be in the same house as me and not want me. He said I had to either give in or get out.

His intentions were made known to me on the 23rd of March 2016. The following day my head was clogged. I couldn’t think, I had headaches, I was almost in shock. During the usual morning meetings we have at the office, I almost fainted – I was told I was falling to the floor but someone somehow held me back. That night I didn’t sleep at home, a colleague in the office who stays in a family house got me a room in a hotel. While I was in my hotel room sobbing and thinking about my next step, this landlord sent me a text. He stated in the text that I should have told him I wouldn’t be coming home that night and he believes we can talk.

On reaching the house the following day being Good Friday, he began to talk about me providing him a girlfriend, preferably a working class lady who is my colleague. Since that was to be my licence to having a roof over my head, I accepted the offer and promised to provide him a girl. For some reason, the very next day he changed his mind and said it was me or nobody; on declining his proposal he asked me to move out the next day by 10am. By the way, I had found a calabash with a red cloth tied around the tip along with a brazier in his wardrobe. I don’t know what it was and I am not sure I want to.

By 10am on Easter Sunday I moved my things into the security post as I tried to figure out my next move. I went to a garden nearby, practically sat there all day calling people I believed would be able to help but finally I ended up sleeping in one guest inn around.

I have heard a lot of things about the Federal Capital Territory but I never thought I would experience it first-hand.

Nice arse

Remember the life of Michael Jackson...

IT MEANS SHE WANTS SOMEBODY LIKE YOU BUT NOT YOU. SO, GET IT TOGETHER

govee:
A girl I have being chasing for six month now sent me this message, wait checking my inbox....
here it goes "HELLO! I THINK U WILL BE A GOOD HUSBAND MATERIAL TO UR WIFE, N I BELIEVE SHE GONNA ENJOY YOU SO MUCH' end of quote. Please NLs is this girl coming for me now or she just sent it? drop your comment pls.

you said you didn't give a 4ck but you are giving him a Bleep every now and then a typical example of an olosho. why him nor go confuse?

kinglekan:




Ki tun le leyi nitori olorun?

lol i have been observing the guy as a guest too the buy needs help

isalie:
lol this must be a girl in need of 5ex or not? just so you know i'm not into guys

Its still the same thing if I have to employ a graduate too and also derogatory to the employee' rep. What I only see here is how government can benefit. I am tired of always giving. Capitalism is really evil. Gash

hahn:


By starting your own business, you create employment for graduates thereby reducing the stress it would take the government to find jobs for them.

Something doesn't sound right about this. For example, In the light of the subject, the graduate is an arm of govermrnt so does it mean the private workers must consider helping them too as much as they are helping the government?

hahn:
I got this from facebook and thought it is worth sharing



Source: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10208363981207537&id=1545267988

Same thinking I wonder the kind of human being she might be... Spits


RIP

redcliff:
I dont think i would have put this online. This generation is sick. Even on a sad day like this, you are able to put something like his online for the world to see

O bobs na set up

kazolad:
Hello nairalanders, I am a graduate but I am yet to be mobilized for service. In order not to be idle, I took up a teaching job in one of the private secondary schools in my area.

There is a girl in my class who has being acting somehow since my first day in the school. I found out that she always gives me lustful facial expression in the class. Sometimes, she will come to my office and asked me to teach her some topics in physics which i will explain to her. This continued until last week when i received a call from her ( i don't know how she got my number) and told me she is in love with me. I was shocked because i didn't expect to hear that from her. I told her from that point that it can never be possible but since then, she has being disturbing me with calls and messages. Should i report her to the management or quit the job?

This looks like AIDS to me. I rebuke such from my life IJN. Amen

yes na we talk am

#_{trading words with my freaking second moniker would confuse them a little. believe me they are.}

braine:



Na you talk am o.

braine:
You just have to give it up for this man, he's a survivor and he's gay.

you are right

so you are also in this war against the men club?

missKiffy:
Some men feel they can just hit women anyhow they like

poor baby are those the voices you always hear inside your head?
it is called domestication

naijathings:
if u no marry, wahala.
if u no born, wahala.
and worst of all, it is everybody's business.

if u no marry, wahala.
if u no born, wahala.
and worst of all, it is everybody's business.

Go to school, make sure you stay away from girls and face your books,
Don't go to that church,
go to this one because they have a strong pastor,
join one or more groups in the church,
read your books,
you must graduate and go for NYSC with your mates,
Submit 1,000 CVs,
Give your first salary to the church so God will not allow anything happen to your job,
Pay Tithe,
Pay tithe,
Pay Tithe,
remember your junior ones and don't forget to pay their school fees,
When will you SETTLE DOWN ?
When will you SETTLE DOWN ?
Don't Marry this one, her eyes are wider than your own,
Don't Marry this one, she is from a wayward family,
Don't Marry this one, she is from OSU family, her mother is a witch, she is abiku, her father is a poor man.
I hope you have started trying to make babies ?
I hope your wife will give us a baby boy to carry the family name because these girls will soon go to another family.

ipswitch:
Tell him that next time he smacks your bum , he will die like a fowl. He'll be scared. Or rather call me, ill help you set a trap for him.

as you dey set trap for the matter wey nor consign you na you go finally walk into trap

Elle277:
for now..Nigeria is broke!

In other words bokoharam should quickly take advantage and win. Right?

cram it with walnuts ugly. even if they wrote two and you are seeing six or whatever so 5ucking what?

Emperorone:


And 2 of the attackers were killed..... buh am seeing more than 2 corpses in DAT pix
..

And 2 of the attackers were killed..... buh am seeing more than 2 corpses in DAT pix

shamecurls:

this must be kogi state

MrJah:
He said all sorts of rubbish against DonJ when the going got bad. He even beefed DonJ on his"blame it on money". He thought he was already on top of the world bt things went bad when he could not sell. Now, his popularity is going into extinction and all he needs is DonJ to rejuvenate his career. If all ingrates should be treated that way, no one will ever bit a finger that has fed him. One love Jazzy, Banj is a gold digger.

i bet he is

and i wonder how many times mothers finger their girl children and jack off the boys pe*nis and we don't get to hear it...

freecocoa:
Children should be taught how to care for themselves, therefore a child of 12 years should be able to take a bathe on his or her own, but if for any reason he/she can't, then the mum or dad will do.

what is the learn more part all about

lol see the wey u spell yansh

Badgers14:
E don tey wey ynash dey back.

No translation

lol