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EducationRe: ASUU To Hold Congresses Monday; Takes Decision Next Saturday by wasak(m): 8:22am On Nov 09, 2013
it would seem as if I'm desperate to return to class if I fault ASUU is selfish. the government has shown it's commitment to resolve the issue while ASUU seems to be bent on searching for more loopholes

whatever!!!
EducationRe: ASUU Gives FG Last Condition by wasak(m): 8:17am On Nov 09, 2013
whatever!!! I don't care!
SportsRe: Dele Alampasu, The Nigerian Under-17 Golden Keeper Was A Pure-water Seller by wasak(m): 7:32am On Nov 09, 2013
God's time is the best. he might even drink sachet water again not to talk of selling it!
RomanceRe: Am I Insecure, Immature Or Stupid? by wasak(m): 6:10am On Nov 09, 2013
don't let ur ego ruin ur relationship. it ain't worth it.
EducationRe: Does WAEC Merge Results?? by wasak(m): 6:07am On Nov 09, 2013
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SportsRe: Iheanacho: I’m Feeling A Million Things by wasak(m): 11:38pm On Nov 08, 2013
these guys just made other teams Look silly!!! they won every match convincingly!
Jokes EtcRe: Football Vrs Sex by wasak(m): 11:06pm On Nov 08, 2013
creative!
EducationRe: ASUU Strike: University Lecturers Meet On Monday To Decide If Strike Should Cont by wasak(m): 10:55pm On Nov 08, 2013
sylvar02: Hmmm! And yu graduate same day with your first born
what else? I've got no need to worry myself after four wasted months
PoliticsRe: ASUU Strike: FG, ASUU To Meet Again Next Week by wasak(m): 10:12pm On Nov 08, 2013
grin who cares? if they like make them no call m off for eternity
EducationRe: ASUU Strike: University Lecturers Meet On Monday To Decide If Strike Should Cont by wasak(m): 10:08pm On Nov 08, 2013
if they like they should meet in 2015
...e nor concern me...I'm getting fatter, fresher and richer @ home...
fuckasuu!
BusinessRe: What Are The Benefits Of Power Sector Privatization To All Citizen Of Nigeria by wasak(m): 9:20pm On Nov 08, 2013
the only benefit is that generator sales will increase since Nigerians won't be able to afford the power fee
unemployment rate will rise because the. private investors have started laying off staffs.
power supply might be restricted to industrial zones who. will be ready to pay any amount which is profitable to them than spending millions on diesel.
the demand for fuel will rise as many average Nigerians will prefer generators instead of paying through their noses.
(shoot me )
SportsRe: How Are You Celebrating The Golden Eaglets Victory? by wasak(m): 7:09pm On Nov 08, 2013
that awkward moment when u have nothing to say but just feel like commenting....
RomanceRe: First love. by wasak(op): 5:57pm On Nov 08, 2013
Ivyluvie2: Nice write up,but seriously you don suffer on top woman o....
lol u ain't seen nada
RomanceRe: First love. by wasak(op): 4:09pm On Nov 08, 2013
LARRYDKING: Wasak, u really suffered in the hands of this babe o nd i know 4sure that other babes would have wanted less attention even to turn the on.

I understand what u when 2ru, i went 2ru even more to get Sonia, each time i look back to that time, i assume i was mad.

The difference btw me nd u is that immediately i was offered admission, gpa nd cgpa became my paramount aim but still smile everytime i remember what i went 2ru to express love to her.
on the contrary my cgpa suffered when I started dating her. love is magical!
RomanceRe: First love. by wasak(op): 3:31pm On Nov 08, 2013
Tonia500: Wasak well done!
Thanks for reading and being benevolent enough to comment!
RomanceRe: First love. by wasak(op): 1:15pm On Nov 08, 2013
I wouldnt say i am but i leave it tto my readers to decide. thanks
LARRYDKING: U're a very good writer...
RomanceRe: First love. by wasak(op): 1:14pm On Nov 08, 2013
BLUSHES...THAANKS MAN
Sunny360: *Signs autograph on thread* Following! KIU-Keep It Up...Wasak
RomanceRe: First love. by wasak(op): 1:13pm On Nov 08, 2013
CONTINUES


I went straight to Id’s room to see if I could be lucky to get something to eat since the satisfaction I got from the garri I had eaten earlier was only momentary and had therefore expired. Id’s block was actually the dirtiest in the school, although it was a general thing that the hostels are eternally dirty and had probably been like that from its inception. But Id’s block was exceptional; it was dirty with a trademark stamp. L block as it is popularly known was blessed with an evergreen stinkingness, the type which was capable of making a day-old child cover his nose, no thanks to the permanent decay of the drainage system. As such whenever I was going to visit Id who lived on the third floor, I always seized my breath.

When I got to Id’s block I was welcomed by the familiar smell, I sprinted the stairs to his room, and to my surprise, Mt and Ykay were also present. They were about going for night class and it was at that point I remembered that I had a test slated for the next day. ‘Poor boy how far?’ I was greeted by Mt,
‘Rich man I dey o, na because of U I even come here sef, I know sey u go fit help my life’ I answered
‘I no sey u don broke, ur father just dey waste money, e nor know sey woman don carry ur head’ he said amidst a wicked grin.
‘guy bone abeg, I go see small garri smoke for ur side?’ I asked
‘omo mesef don broke o, na Atm side I wan go this night sef and u know sey test dey tomorrow’ he replied.
The ATM in our conversation wasn’t referring to the automated teller machine which disposed money to customers; rather it was the name my guy gave his girlfriend. Truly she performed the function of the machine and therefore Mt had little or no need for the machine. I convinced him after several arguments to allow us go to FCE to see his ATM so we could at least get something for our ever demanding stomachs, we all left Id’s room together , Ykay and Id left for night class, while myself and Mt headed for the FCE.

The road leading to the college was usually busy at night, and on that night it wasn’t any different, against all odds we arrived at the school to the delight of our ATM who was already waiting patiently for MT, when she saw us on that night, gratitude was written all over her, and for once I thought about my Funke, I suddenly wished she turned Funke, for she was the best any guy could ask for, although I knew my wish was impossible for wishes are not horses.

She had prepared fried rice and salad for us, and the mere mention of it, elicited a crazy jubilation from my mouth that was already salivating in a flood-like manner. She requested we eat it in her presence, there in the love garden, but Mt objected much to my advantage for ATM’s presence would have spoilt the show. Mt rose to leave since the ATM had dispensed food which was our goal of visiting. We had hardly gotten to the exit gate of the FCE when a violent storm took over, it started as a cool breeze with a soothing effect on the skin until it started throwing violent objects, it was only then it became clear that we were in for it… I quickly grabbed the most important thing from Mt- the cooler of ATM’s food and the marathon race back to school began!!!

TO BE CONTINUED LATER
RomanceRe: She Wants Written Proof Before She Lends Her Bf Money(right Or Wrong). by wasak(m): 9:55am On Nov 08, 2013
freecocoa: Yes it is a huge sum of money. 400k(four hundred thousand naira) no be beans.
now u are talking... u should have stated d amount before. methinks since it involves dis kinda amount she shouldn't lend it to him even with agreement., collateral and whatever.
if he's really serious he can Look elsewhere... that money might the source of an eternal enmity
RomanceRe: First love. by wasak(op): 9:48am On Nov 08, 2013
Innoxacs: the story makes sense but I will be glad if you update regularly and make it somehow long small as others do example, madness.com etc foxy
Seriously my failure to update regularly is due to circumstances for which I have no control. you know we also have lives outside Nairaland but I'll try best to serve u better Thanks for reading!
RomanceRe: She Wants Written Proof Before She Lends Her Bf Money(right Or Wrong). by wasak(m): 9:43am On Nov 08, 2013
freecocoa: Then I guess you never intended to pay back from the get go.
I pay her bills even when she has d money but if I need her assistance for whatever reason I don't expect her to hold back in the most minute sense.. common people do owe favours even to strangers. how much more ur partner.
lucidly there's no iota of Lov between d duo!
AdvertsRe: We need Pioneer Members. No Financial Commitment Involved. by wasak(m): 9:38am On Nov 08, 2013
I dropped my mail but didn't get anything! jumniyi@gmail.com
Nairaland GeneralRe: Happy One Month Surgeryversary To Me!!! by wasak(m): 9:28am On Nov 08, 2013
Oh! have u asked ur boyfriend what he's gonna get u for the 'montheversary '?
RomanceRe: She Wants Written Proof Before She Lends Her Bf Money(right Or Wrong). by wasak(m): 9:24am On Nov 08, 2013
freecocoa: Jay bee darling, I know this lady well and she has been in a situation like this before with the money not being recovered, she's just trying to avoid trouble and loss of her money.

Honestly I don't see what's there to be angry about if he intends to pay back, this is her hard earned money we are talking about, about just saying she doesn't like lending money. I believe that would be worse cos he knows she has the money.
if her money is more important than her relationship then so be it... if my gf dares such a thing... I'll breakup with her immediately!!!
RomanceRe: She Wants Written Proof Before She Lends Her Bf Money(right Or Wrong). by wasak(m): 9:22am On Nov 08, 2013
there's a reason he's ur man... there's a reason u are his girl..
u acted like a bank, u went ultra vires by asking him to sign a written agreement even stipulating a collateral should he fail to pay up.
I'm sorry but u guys have to breakup since u don't see yourselves as 1.
myself will never borrow money to my partner, though I'm not saying it's wrong but there should be someone we can run to if everything is against us. were u actually planning to institute a legal action if he fails to pay up?
like Seriously u can't give him even if he's not gonna pay?
Maybe u studied economics.
EGO CAN BE VERY EVIL SOMETIMES O
RomanceRe: First love. by wasak(op): 9:08am On Nov 08, 2013
chaarly: Wasak!!!!!

Ur story is xoxoxooxoxo coOL

Been readn frm page 0


Nyc writeup.. Bt bros U̶̲̥̅̊ bin Ŋa̶̲̥̅ try sha.. Y U̶̲̥̅̊ go fall in love wit persn wey U̶̲̥̅̊ love U̶̲̥̅̊ Ŋa̶̲̥̅ sad

C as she jez dy use U̶̲̥̅̊ do kobo-kobo since sad


Oya cum and update smiley
Thanks man..... just dey read dey go!
RomanceRe: First love. by wasak(op): 9:07am On Nov 08, 2013
[quote author=adefunke_62]honestly, lover boy u try o, she is jst punishing u for nothing sake, its no biggie if she tell u dt she is nt interested, afteral we al av freedom of choice, al d same, weldone![/quote]Thanks o!
CelebritiesRe: Abdulsamad Rabiu Richer Than Aliko Dangote – Africa’s Richest Billionaire Emerge by wasak(m): 7:52am On Nov 08, 2013
Hope he's not d son of Isiaka rabiu? over there in the north his products are more popular than dangote's... cement, sugar ,salt and so on...
RomanceRe: The World's Largest Natural Breast (photos). Guinness Book Of Record by wasak(m): 10:45pm On Nov 07, 2013
Agrika: Companin madara!!
gaskiya ne!
RomanceRe: First love. by wasak(op): 10:40pm On Nov 07, 2013
amuniiopz: Wasak...yu ar rili endowd...bt I'm suprisd wit al dis yur nyc ryt up and bein a sharp student...na funke de put full stop 4 yu...abeg I jst hop @ d end of dis story yu go try pt funke pics let's c ha face...bliv me am jst tnkin hw dis funke tak b sef...mayb na 4rm abov she fall com land 4 earth...nyc ryt up dud.
Lol. Thanks man!
RomanceRe: First love. by wasak(op): 9:35pm On Nov 07, 2013
continues



The best way to enjoy being with the one you love is in the silence of nature, to be out of sight and hearing of the market eyes and ears. Thus, I strolled to the back of the girls hostel, which was the closest to the most silent part of the school- the bush. The female hostel was usually busy at that time of the night with the trooping in of visitors, and I sometimes went there to feed my eyes. On that particular night, my eyes were almost blinded by the powerful rays produced by the headlight of several flashy cars parading the hostel searching for dates.

I kept wondering why the female hostel had to be filled at night with men various classes of the society, I remembered my first few weeks in the school when I told my friends that the fathers of those grills coming to visit them almost every night must be very caring. I remembered how they busted into laughter, don jazz especially who was laughing with tears in his eyes. Mt was benevolent enough to inform me that its actually the daddies that came to visit them, not the biological daddies but the aristo-daddies.and so as I made my way through on that night, I reminded myself it meant actually nothing to those involved, after all it’s a free world.

By the time I got to my silent destination, a feeling of déjà vu stole the moment, as I kept imagining being there with Funke herself in all her glory. As I dialed her number, an additional feeling of anxiety came over me. I was hardly aware when my darling picked up, until I heard ‘hello’, I didn’t bother replying her, though inadvertently, I started singing in the most melodious voice I could produce…and on I went.

To my amusement, i was as good as flawless throughout the song,when i finished singing, the receiver reminded me that I just had a minute left, and with that I simply told her ‘I love you’ and as usual she replied with ‘ok’. It was over three months into our relationship but I was yet to get a word of love from her. I wished her goodnight, tucked my hands into my cashless pockets and started finding my way back to the hostel with a feeling of complacence….


to be continued soon

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