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Nairaland GeneralRe: Happy Birthday To Yuzedo!!! by wasak(m): 5:03pm On Nov 11, 2013
Yuzedo you are just the man! I took time to read many of ur posts today I couldn't help but admire ur versatility, from humour to intelligence, from games to politics.. I doubt if u ever have any problem u think about... ur posts present u as someone sui generis to the average homo sapien... I love u bro! no homo
tenk u
RomanceRe: First love. by wasak(op): 2:08pm On Nov 11, 2013
#continues#

I never believed what was happening to me at that moment, i couldn't even think of the chronology of events which led me to that place. The best i could remember was that Funke came to my room and informed me that she had a surprise for me , i was surprised she could be so bold despite that our relationship wasn't up to that level. When i inquired what the surprise was , she asked me to close my eyes, i suddenly started feeling cool breeze all over me, i moved a step further and discovered i was in a different planet entirely, a heavenly fragrance invaded my sense of smell, i couldn't resist the urge to open my eyes. When i did my guess was confirmed. I found myself lying next to My Queen - Funke. We were lying on flowers, the whole place was covered with flowers of different colours and fragrance. I tried to rise to my feet when Funke came over me, she placed her lips on mine and brought her tongue out,i did same to receive her sweetness , i could feel the whole of her weight on me, as we locked ourselves up in passion i felt her bosoms brushing against my chest , 'this must be heaven ' i kept repeating to my mind.

I exchanged positions with her and came on top, we kept repeating the process amidst ecstatic moaning and pleasure. I found myself in a web of feeling i never experienced since i was born, one i started wishing would last forever.

'Idio.t u no go stand up? I heard a voice from nowhere, i opened my eyes to discover it was Mt, i quickly looked around and found myself in the hostel, it was at that point in time i discovered that all the moaning and kissing was a dream, i quickly closed my eyes to continue from where we stopped, i saw nothing, i closed it tighter,yet i couldn't find Funke nor the garden.

'Guy u dey craze o ! Y u go wake me na?' i shouted at Mt.
'Idi.ot check time ' he replied.
I picked up my phone which was under my pillow and discovered it was just few minutes to 8. I remembered the test and jumped out of my bed to wash my face, for i was late already and couldnt afford to take my bath !

#to be continued soon #
Nairaland GeneralRe: French Language Speakers Let's Meet Here. by wasak(m): 12:16pm On Nov 11, 2013
tobyharwe: i'll suggest you go for a formal learning of the language, dr they will teach with radio and tv, you can try Alliance francaise if there is any around your area.
I school in Kano but live in Lagos.there's one there tho but I'm always busy when I get back to school. Thanks I'll try to squeeze my scheduled for that. How's their fees?
RomanceRe: First love. by wasak(op): 10:50am On Nov 11, 2013
tsleazy: ....#unsubscribing very soon
bro I understand ur anger, actually issues outside Nairaland are what is delaying my updates... if I don't update before the end of the day u May unsubscribe! I'm so sorry!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Do Court Cases Last For So Many Years In Nigeria by wasak(m): 10:45am On Nov 11, 2013
in most cases the blame rests on the lawyers. many keep going to court unprepared and continue seeking for adjournment upon adjournment... my dad has a court case for over a year now...they've gone to court more than 10 times only for. the lawyers to apply four adjournment. till date hearing hasn't even commenced.
also the police are not innocent of this blame, in many criminal cases,the police investigation team goes to the court without complete evidence thereby delaying judgement.
Christianity EtcRe: Is Atheism Becoming A Religion by wasak(m): 10:12am On Nov 11, 2013
booked!
Christianity EtcRe: 70 Percent Of Nigerians Suffering - Says Mrs Adeboye by wasak(m): 10:07am On Nov 11, 2013
FTC: FIRST TO. COMMENT.
FCT: FEDERAL CAPITAL TERRITORY.
TFC: TASTEE FRIED CHICKEN.
SportsRe: Is This The End Of Messi ?? by wasak(m): 8:48am On Nov 11, 2013
cumz: judging from his recent performance, will u say the end of Messi has come??
his performance or injury? mind u he already scored in almost all matches he played so what's ur stress?
PoliticsRe: El Rufia Insults Gej One Time To Many by wasak(m): 8:34am On Nov 11, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]As much as we like to deny this, El Rufai is a Nigerian and part of the Nigerian people who according to him feels disappointed by the president and his actions. He feels betrayed that a government so promising has turned to this in his opinion.

How else do you want him to react? Sugarcoat the truth and go along with the madness "Keep praying for him?" what happened to saying your mind about an issue and because according to Chinua Achebe "Silence in becoming dangerous".

He has a right to speak out and lash out however he wants as long as that does not incite violence or violate any law.

How come when GEJ called the Southwest opposition "Rascals" no one came out to lash out at him? El Rufai saw this and he spoke his mind. When praise singers talk I don't see anyone condemning them[/quote]I'm not a GEJ apologist from time immemorial, but. truth be told a senior citizen as El-rufai shouldn't have descended so low as to refer to a president as 'useless ' common.. democracy guarantees freedom of expression but it is not meant to be slanderous... if GEJ decides to pursue this issue El-rufai may be sued for slander
PoliticsRe: El Rufia Insults Gej One Time To Many by wasak(m): 8:33am On Nov 11, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]As much as we like to deny this, El Rufai is a Nigerian and part of the Nigerian people who according to him feels disappointed by the president and his actions. He feels betrayed that a government so promising has turned to this in his opinion.

How else do you want him to react? Sugarcoat the truth and go along with the madness "Keep praying for him?" what happened to saying your mind about an issue and because according to Chinua Achebe "Silence in becoming dangerous".

He has a right to speak out and lash out however he wants as long as that does not incite violence or violate any law.

How come when GEJ called the Southwest opposition "Rascals" no one came out to lash out at him? El Rufai saw this and he spoke his mind. When praise singers talk I don't see anyone condemning them[/quote]I'm not a GEJ apologist from time immemorial, but. truth be told a senior citizen as El-rufai shouldn't have descended so low as to refer to a president as 'useless ' common.. democracy guarantees freedom of expression but it is not meant to be slanderous... if GEJ decides to pursue this issue El-rufai may be sued for treason!
RomanceRe: First love. by wasak(op): 8:27am On Nov 11, 2013
LARRYDKING: The writer has not posted 4 2days now, does it mean that's where it ended?
it hasn't ended yet. I've been busy of late coupled with the epileptic power situation. I sincerely apologize for not updating. I hope to update today! once again I'm sorry
Nairaland GeneralRe: French Language Speakers Let's Meet Here. by wasak(m): 8:17am On Nov 11, 2013
Seriously I'm keen on learning French, I've downloaded four applications to assist me and I have a tutor on social network. my challenge is d sound because French is a vocal language.
j'aimer parle francais!
PoliticsRe: El Rufia Insults Gej One Time To Many by wasak(m): 8:14am On Nov 11, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]Where I am from, they will say the best way to make someone drop a bad habit is to embarrass him in public.

We have tried giving solutions, we have tried protests, ASUU tried strikes but did he change?

"The only reason why we would call someone a goat is not to insult him/her but to make him/her stop acting like one"[/quote]mynd, much as I'd like to agree with u. I feel El-rufai's action is barbaric, uncultured, uncivilized, archaic.
for a politician of his repute and standing, I feel it is myopic to lash out @ anyone like that regardless of their positions.
well, we do not know what happened behind d scene because I find it hard to believe El-rufai can descend to this below-the-belt level of expression
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: #me@ Friends Chat Lounge by wasak(m): 8:07am On Nov 11, 2013
Harbosede02: ^^^bad belle!na ur mb or bis she dey use ni??
grin na u com dey take injection for her fever abi? birds of a feather!
RomanceRe: Happy Birthday To Me!!!!!!! Yippieeeeeeeeeee by wasak(m): 8:04am On Nov 11, 2013
I doubt if today is ur birthday. I think u are just seeking attention!
EducationRe: ASUU Set To Suspend Strike This Week by wasak(m): 7:50am On Nov 11, 2013
mascot87: @Controversy(f), Please are you engaged or married?If non of the two, I will like to marry you, no be joke o.I am already in love cheesy cheesy with you,quote me pls, say something positive,haaaaaaaaaa,I don dey go crazy ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooöooooooöo,help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked. if you no give me positive response ,you may not see my moniker on NL again meaning ''I have committed suicide''whathuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh??I love you kiss kiss kiss cheesy cheesy cheesy
EducationRe: ASUU Set To Suspend Strike This Week by wasak(m): 7:40am On Nov 11, 2013
mascot87: @Controversy(f), Please are you engaged or married?If non of the two, I will like to marry you, no be joke o.I am already in love cheesy cheesy with you,quote me pls, say something positive,haaaaaaaaaa,I don dey go crazy ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooöooooooöo,help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked. if you no give me positive response ,you may not see my moniker on NL again meaning ''I have committed suicide''whathuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh??I love you kiss kiss kiss cheesy cheesy cheesy
bros u get mind o! na controversy u wan marry? as women take plenty reach. u no fear the name?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: #me@ Friends Chat Lounge by wasak(m): 7:29am On Nov 11, 2013
so because opening a thread is free u have decided to be wasteful!? what do u intend to gain from seeking undue attention? like Seriously? is it ASUU strike or you are still begging WAEC?
for me to log in Nairaland and find this useless thread is a bad omen!
good morning tho!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Marthakings Is Back!!?!! by wasak(m): 12:34pm On Nov 10, 2013
[quote author=#me@]a vaseline addict, wat better tin cud come frm u anyway?
Swerve abeg, make i see front.[/quote]Lol are u jealous that I prefer vaseline than Ur body? common don't be there's still hope... I May attend to u one day
Nairaland GeneralRe: Marthakings Is Back!!?!! by wasak(m): 12:07pm On Nov 10, 2013
I rather beg my dog. to poo on this thread than beg u!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Happy Birthday To Yuzedo!!! by wasak(m): 9:06am On Nov 10, 2013
chthief sweetus 1 of banana hiceland.I miscongratulate of on this your day of Joyce.
you are one of the wonderfully peoples that has make Nairaland a addictions for me.
I wished u lung laife and gulder healths. have a bomblast sir
EducationRe: ASUU May End STRIKE On Or Before Friday, 15th Nov. by wasak(m): 8:37am On Nov 10, 2013
who cares? if they like they extend it to. 2032...bunch of old heartless elements
CelebritiesRe: The Most Popular Nairalanders by wasak(m): 8:25am On Nov 10, 2013
190....my man!
xynerise
born 2 Bleep
idowuogbo
mynd 44
sexkills (Machiavellian moderator )
Yuzedo

I hate people in d politics section so I'm not gonna mention them.. less I forget Austeenx (vaseline guy)
PoliticsRe: Ken Saro Wiwa Was Executed Today By Hanging. Nov 10 Remembrance In D Niger Delta by wasak(m): 6:50am On Nov 10, 2013
what a lovely message. the speech portrays sincerity of purpose in contrast to what we have today! activism has been adulterated with criminality.
Nairaland GeneralRe: It Is God's Will For The Universities To Be Open - T B Joshua. by wasak(m): 5:39am On Nov 10, 2013
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CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson,hubby N Daughter In Matchin Outfit. by wasak(m): 6:21pm On Nov 09, 2013
is that her house?
EventsRe: Bisoye Obasanjo's Traditional Wedding In Ebonyi State by wasak(m): 4:41pm On Nov 09, 2013
Annie2gud: The INDUSTRIOUS igbos,gettin married to the yorubas.lovely combo.
they've been getting married since time immemorial
EducationRe: ASUU To Hold Congresses Monday; Takes Decision Next Saturday by wasak(m): 4:35pm On Nov 09, 2013
fabby26: Playing its part is one thing, honouring the played part is another. ASUU has been decieved by our wash wash govt for ages. ASUU is simply looking for a concrete and firm evidence from FG. A fool at 40 is a fool forever. ASUU has played the fool for long, but right now they want to hold the bull by the horn. Agreement that took them four years with no implementation, is it in matter of months they will implement this new one. FG just want to pat ASUU on the back and go when they are excited, they will renege. It will be more foolish of ASUU to call off the strike and in matter of months go back due to non-implementation. I am fully in support of ASUU.
are u saying d strike should linger because the government cannot be. trusted?
RomanceRe: First love. by wasak(op): 1:31pm On Nov 09, 2013
continues


One way or the other the hitherto busy highway which led to FCE was almost deserted when the storm started and for a moment I wondered whether the cars disappeared or flew away like planes. Whichever it was wasn’t material at that moment, what was more important was conveying the food to the hostel safely. We ran as if our lives depended on it, I had witnessed uncountable rainfall in Lagos, but in the north rainfall was entirely different. It is usually accompanied by violent wind, a merciless one at that which respects nothing on its way.


By the time we returned to school, we were completely wet and cold, we went straight to Mt’s room and unluckily for us the room was in its usual state, filled to its capacity due to visitors who come to play video games. I cursed myself inwardly for being so unlucky, and my heart felt pity for me, because I could feel it was almost in tears.

Actually there’s love in sharing, but 10 hungry students sharing a meal meant for two students was no love, it’s a plain disaster, I made up my mind to give it whatever it takes so as to make the most out of our hard-earned food. As soon as we entered, the boys already knew what was going on, Mt threw me a spoon, other people in the room fetched their own cutleries, about four boys went outside to get their own weapons to devour the food, and in a flash don jazz locked them outside, they only realized they were out of the contest when they returned, they cursed and tried to force their way through to no avail. As such the population was reduced from 11 to 7 much to my delight, we started devouring the food in no time, I later dropped my weapon since it was too slow and ate with my bare hands while sitting on the floor, there were just 3 pieces of meat in the food and with a reflex action, I dipped my hand in the cooler and out I ran, clutching the meat tightly in my right hand. I literally jumped the stair case till I got downstairs, when I was sure none was chasing me, I walked quietly to my room, all my roommates were asleep, I thanked my stars, bolted the door and enjoyed my piece of meat with three cups of water, and in that way the ever-demanding landlords of my stomach were pacified.

Need I say after all the struggle from FCE to room 33 in Q block (MT’s room) and my 100 meters race after stealing the meat, I was really exhausted, when the idea of reading for my test came to my mind I simply waved it off and chose the part of comfort. I lay on my mattress and wandered off to dreamland, not even the almighty snoring of my roommate could stop me!!!


to be continued soon
RomanceRe: First love. by wasak(op): 10:27am On Nov 09, 2013
zube01: guy are u this stingy in reality?...don't know y u are been stingy with the updates!!!
you won't understand what I'm going through.... but I ain't stingy... I'm sorry
EducationRe: ASUU To Hold Congresses Monday; Takes Decision Next Saturday by wasak(m): 10:25am On Nov 09, 2013
KingMEXX: When yu have a govt that wasn't ready to implement an agreement it entered some 4yrs ago, yu then don't blame these guys if they don't trust d govt again. Smh for Naija Education.
Funny enuf, an SA friend of mine on Facebook has been disturbing me that she wants to come to do her masters here in Naija, I no get mind to tell her we've been on strike for ages grin If only she knew d condition of my beloved bush Countrygrin
two wrongs don't make a write I think the government has played it's part....
PhonesRe: Bbm On Android-ios; Blackberry Phones Are Still The Best by wasak(m): 8:41am On Nov 09, 2013
[quote author=engr. ezebuiro].

Exactly the reason why I still maintained my bb. Very cheap data plan 3GB for 800 naira. While android is 1.5gb for 3k. Imagine![/quote]now I know u are broke. u can't afford 1500 and yet u won't accept request from someone using Samsung galaxy s4.
poor boy!

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