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Trendy247: wasak... walahi i dey feel u.

Thanks man wallahi Tory fool ground ooo... I just dey comot bird for pocket!

fear no gree me post my pics o.! abegi make I dey listen to my music dey go #Christina Perry... jar of hearts#

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I adopted the boarding school style of rub and shine on that morning. Rub and shine is not the process of applying polish to leather shoes to make them shine, rather ‘rub and shine’ is the process of applying Vaseline on one’s skin without bathing. This is the style many students adopted back then in secondary school in order to avoid the everlasting queue for water and at the same time meet up with the breakfast in dinning. Breakfast in boarding school was a golden opportunity which when missed will never be regained.
We hurried to school in other not miss the test even though we were already late. On our way, I stopped over at the aboki shop to get recharge card on credit; this action of mine infuriated MT as he found it irrational for someone who was already late for a test to jeopardize it further. He walked away angrily while I went ahead to get recharger card, after a session of familiarity chat with the Aboki, I succeeded in getting recharge card to call my Queen, I dialed her number while I continued walking to the faculty, she was particularly lively that morning probably due to my performance the previous night. Each time I listen to her voice, she reminds me of Celine Dion’s ‘a new day has come’, it was no different on that particular morning, her voice gave me hope in hitherto hopeless situation, her voice intoxicated me in sober situations. After the call, I smiled my way to the faculty.
Mt wasn’t a friend, he couldn’t pass for an enemy either, never. He was simply a brother, I least expected him to reserve a seat for me after what appeared to him as foolishness on my part. Immediately I stepped in the lecture hall, he started waving me from afar to join him on the seat he reserved for me, I got to the seat and teased him in hush tones; ‘idiot I think sey u no go hold seat for me na’. The lecturer was already on the podium but was receiving a call; I kept praying silently in my mind that she changes her mind about the test.
My prayer was probably sent on a 3g network for Mrs. Lecturer announced that the she had a meeting to attend and therefore the test was rescheduled to the next class. My joy knew no bounds but I concealed it in order not to incur the wrath of serious students who were disappointed by the lecturer’s announcement. I rose from my seat and searched for Ykay with my eyes, I caught him at the front seat, and I gave him a wicked grin which produced a priceless look on his face.
Myself, Mt and Ykay returned to the hostel- Mt’s room, it was only when we got to his room that he informed me that he had only noodles in his locker, I was disappointed because I knew I was in for a day of hunger which had just begun. Noodles belong to the group of food I’ve never tasted in my life; as such I walked dejectedly to my room, while Ykay laughed loudly in vengeance to what I did earlier in the class.
None of my roommates were around when I got to the room, even if they were I was assured of not getting a grain of Garri from any of them, they were all introverts and we hardly conversed save for moments of quarrel. I drank enough water to substitute the food which was unavailable, after which I laid gently on my bed and started playing one of the many recorded conversations from my numerous calls with Funke till hunger brought slumber upon me…..


to be continued later

لبهحتز حمنلي منزغعليض تتللههيي ننت نننخحغ تتخعفب تا لبسختزب ههفبالغ خخاعف ننتبعهعبهع ننتبعهعبهع .ننتبصقغعخخخختردبيس راتتااقصصصقققفقققصصسسرااااتتتاللب
يشسففغغغعهههخهخههههههه بلل

dear readers I sincerely apologize for my inability to update. I've typed for over 5 times on my phone but it disappears each time I finish typing. I'm so fed up right now and I've not been able to charge my system due to total power failure. please accept my sincere and unequivocal apology. I hope to resume soon!

Saraben: DAT place doesn't look like bata roundabout oh

u reside in Kano?

January 27 2002....I'll be back with d gist later! wanna eat breakfast!

pendusky: small boys dontt attend to this type of talk, go and read ur book, how can u advise him to quench fire wit fire.

op, call ur wife out take her to exensive place and tell her ur mind, tell her what vex u nd what u like, from ur story shes trying to protect ur mrriage! hav fun with ur wife and live a fulfilled married life

Mr bigboy I can assure u I know how to handle a woman better than U. he should take her to an expensive place? please read ur comment and laugh @ yourself. A woman is like a crooked rod,if u handle her too lightly she remains crooked, if you use too much force, the rod might break. the only way is to maintain a balance between the Both

tobyharwe: Abt 18k but u'll have to buy books, dico e.t.c so it might extend to 24k...dr might b differences fees coz I dd not do mine in lagos.

Thanks man!!

mi xpressive: Hmmmn! Ere ni abi?

ere ni o sisi mi! I've been pulling her legs for days now!

[quote author=#me@]smh, o ju ko tie rara o. Ciao![/quote]Lol... shey o fe kin ma ba eyan ti o fine chat ni? ere ni gbogbo eebu yen o... mi o like ija rara

[quote author=#me@]are u tired already? Ashe o ti e le.
O kan fumble lasan ni.
Jor, bo soun jare, make i see beta.
Wasaki d self-servicer! E go beta bros, no vex, e go beta one day.
Roflmao[/quote].mo ni ko ma quote mi, wahala o kin su e ni? sho fine sha?

[quote author=#me@]i chose not to ansa u bt come on, wanna feed ur frustration.
Oh, one more tin, tnx for unfollowing me bt pls try also to ignore me.
I rilli dnt knw y u wanna get high BP free of charge.
Lols, wasaki oo. Smh for u guy.[/quote]please don't quote this comment, I've given u enough attention for today, now be nice I may be of help someday!

[quote author=#me@]But u always sound frustrated and all my threads av some stupid inputs from u, yet u arnt stalking. Come on, hit ur head hard on d wall lemme hear d sound.
Pls do it.
Mumu, e-bully, na 2day? U be learner abeg, sha no kill urself[/quote]I know u are happy I'm commenting on ur threads. if people like us don't give u attention who will? I know u feed on attention.. so Let's keep giving it to u so u won't die of hunger

[quote author=#me@]culd u pls get some dignity nd stop stalking me? Shame no dey catch u. Wankerr[/quote]are u worth stalking? u are angry I'm wanki.ng...I understand ..but Vaseline is better than u !!!

I'm enjoying this thread, but Seriously I. have a thing for girls who do not apply. make ups from fake eyes brows to fake eyelashes to fake hair to. fake fingers... all in all beauty is the beauty of the heart and in most cases it reflects in the looks of the possessor... hoping to woo one of this girls. her name is T......

Harbosede02: Gud afternoon y'all.

must u twist ur lips like that? I notice that only one part of ur face is manageable! like me friend would say 'u try ur best sha! '

[quote author=#me@]We want to enjoy our xmas and new year in peace!
ASUU musnt call it off this soon, dey can go to hell now, till January though.
Join and sign the petition evrybody!!!
Till January!!!!
#angry
#angry[/quote]I bet u don't even know the meaning of a petition... stop wasting threads and get educated!

Abu Mikey:


..............I come begin dey talk for my mind thus "I nor dey use my woman play oo"

I no pity u o! if. them ban u till judgment day na u. sabi o.

confiscate her phone, destroy her sim card, if she questions u, tell. her u are treating her like a child because She's behaving like a child, let. her know you'll continue treating her like a child until She's mature! what nonsense!

7footre: Is it not too early for d vaseline bro?

are u a learner?

pasqal09: Dude, is evrytin ok?

u dey mind am?

Austeenx: Na here my mat dey na.
VASELINE no go ever finish na. You know say money no be problem.

I trust u.. money no be problem ever!

Barely a week after the death of
Speaker Taraba State House of
Assembly Haruna Tsokwa, some
unknown gunmen went after his
deputy, Tanko Maikarfi as he went
to visit a friend in Jalingo, the
capital.
The gunmen trailed him to his
friend’s house at Angwan Mallam
Joda area of Jalingo on Saturday
at about 7. 40pm just 10 minutes
after he had departed.
The friend, Alhaji Salihu Yusuf
Sansani, said about ten minutes
after he had left his house with the
deputy speaker, he received a
phone call from neighbours that
some gunmen had invaded his
house.
He added that he quickly informed
the police, stating that before the
police arrived at his residence the
gunmen had fled but met his wife
in a terrible condition.
Sansani said the gunmen who
were five in number and wore
mask dragged his wife into the
living room where they began to
shout, “where is the deputy
Speaker, where is the deputy
Speaker”?
He said the gunmen tied his wife’s
hands and gagged her with a
piece of clothe to prevent her from
screaming. They ransacked the
house in search of a file they
claimed the deputy speaker had
hidden there, adding that they
repeatedly questioned the wife,
“where is the file the deputy
speaker hid in this house” but that
she told the invaders she knew
nothing about the file.
Sansani said the gunmen left
promising to come back again in
search of the deputy speaker who
the invaders claimed was always
in the house for meetings.
When contacted, the deputy
speaker, Maikarfi said: “I am
shocked to hear that some
gunmen were after my life few
days after we lost the speaker, I
don’t know who they are but God
will certainly reveal their identity.”
According to the deputy speaker,
“I don’t care if they kill me for
standing firm for the truth, I know
one day God will judge all of us.”
Maikarfi said he had reported the
matter to the state commissioner
of police, Mr. Jubiril Adeniji .
Taraba Police Public Relations
Officer, Joseph Kwaji confirmed
receiving a report from the Deputy
Speaker explaining that
investigation into the matter was
going on.
It would be recalled that the late
Speaker also survived an attack by
gunmen along Akwanga-Abuja in
September during which his Police
Orderly lost his life with another
sustaining bullet wounds during
the attack on his convoy.

source: http://dailytrust.info/index.php/top-stories/9702-taraba-deputy-speaker-escapes-assassination

Austeenx: [color=orange]Caro your body necessary. [/color]

austeenx my man! I know sey na here be ur. busstop... if ur vaseline finish. pm me!

okay!

pDude: It's that time of the year again

Boss I saw what u did there!!! truly

Harbosede02: na my name be dat??he be lyk sey dat beating neva do u,u want more??

where is ur picture?

that is the tree that gets him high.! one funny thing is everybody can find a logical explanation no matter. how irrational their actions seem.

I hope he has created a hole in the tree....

I don't even feel like going to school again! the passion and everything is gone!

abeg make d story continue na I. dey enjoy am o!!!

Dubemkelly: Is their any university which is still on their 1st semester?

BUK.. I don't feel like resuming tho cos of exams.