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As time went by, Funke became a synonym for Wasak on the part of my friends,many called me Mr. Funke. I spent a lot of time composing poems, and various text messages which I sent to her every day. It was over a month since she accepted me into her life, yet for all my efforts to make her happy I never got a word of appreciation from her, the best I got was ‘ok’. It wasn’t as if I was worried about that, but my friends wouldn’t let me be, they insisted that she was taking me for a ride , and I was doing the needful stepping up her game.
I was deaf to any negative statement about my relationship with Funke. This almost led to a fallout between me and my friends but for maturity. It was just over a month into the new semester and I was already broke. My account was credited every month, but that was not enough to salvage the situation, I already spent the money before I got it. During the first month of the second semester, I was always buying card calling Funke, I even changed my Sim in order to be on the same network with her, it was cheaper, but I called more. I never allowed her to spend a dime on me, whenever she called, I’d reject her call , and call her back, I wasn’t trying to impress her, but I was a lover boy…a passionate one at that…
When I got broke, I started borrowing to keep my game steady, I didn’t borrow money, I borrowed cards, for all I needed that time was recharge card to call Funke- the love of my life and I spent an average of 400 naira daily on cards. I was comfortable with drinking garri 3 times a day and 5 days a week save for the little days I was lucky. I hardly bought foodstuffs throughout the semester . The only times I ate something different from garri and eba was whenever I ate in my friends’ rooms or when Mt’s girl cooked for us, in the meantime, my friends gave up on me and accepted the fact that I wouldn’t yield to tales of their experiences from past relationship, I was really happy about this for it helped me stay focused…not on my studies..but on my relationship.
In the beginning of the third month of the semester, the results of the previous semester were pasted on notice boards across the school. The result was a disappointment to science students, more than half of the whole population of science students in the school had carry over in a single course –maths 1301…on my part, I was lucky enough to be among the few who led my department and the results of my pals weren’t bad either.
After lectures on that day, I rushed to the hostel and dialed Funke’s line to break the good news to her…little did I know that my happiness was only momentary and would be cut short by FUNKE!!!

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waiting for those who own the thread to takeover...

what are ur plans? looking for a job? starting a business or what? we need more

okay

I currently use dell but the battery is a pain in the butt.
the best I've seen is HP but I don't know d model...a new model though with not so large screen. d battery lasts upto 7 hours

pathetic!!!

those who kill will die!
those who do not kill will die!
those who were murdered will die even if they weren't murdered!

so y kill another man when we all gonna die someday?
sad!

Oh my Gawd!!!
Maybe she stole d wedding cake and he was trynna get it from her mouth...

gays Seriously trynna get approval from every angle.... @ op is this the best u can make out of your fish brain?

and where do citizens fight corruption along tribal divides?
we actually deserve d government... comments from various users on recent events on Nairaland goes a Long way to show that the reason Nigeria is better than Ghana is because everyone cares about their kinsmen even in Evil...perhaps such kinsmen don't know of their existence and May never know some tribal bigot. fought an internet war for his kinsman.
D MASSES ARE FEMININE!!!

maishot: Loverboy-Wasak, how go dey go now?
Sha, me just wan commend ur effort for this thread. E dey interesting.























But Ɣõu̶̲̥̅̊ dey fall hand with ur short uploads.

I know sey d uploads short.. abeg no vex.. I go step up

as Long as people still mistake u for basketmouth.. it's not?

but has ur. girlfriend finally agreed to kiss u?

spikes C: no mind them, u try.
70% is looks. the others na how u wash am

Lol... and I fine small o.

ikekings1: How e take make sense wen na her wey chop the whole stuff wey you buy? Seriously, she was eating those things, what were you doing, staring at her while she eats it?

na new catch na!!! I no go play nice guy?

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I already knew his motive of seizing the phone from me and therefore didn’t bother wrestling it from him. I knelt down and begged him not to speak to her, at least not with that intention. He had planned to question her whether she truly loved me or was jus whiling away time with me, luckily for me the call went off due to poor network and didn’t connect for that moment.
I was in love, not only with my heart but with all the parts of my body, the feeling I felt having whenever I listened to Funke’s voice was priceless, I was so crazy about her to the extent that I recorded our conversation and played it over and over again , just to listen to her voice, usually anytime I speak with her, a big smile appears on my face and it lasts for as long as the memory of the call does. Funke was actually my happiness, my blessing , my food , my medicine …in fact Funke was me…I spend at least 30 minutes on phone with her, talking and talking about how much I love her, this really ate up a substantial part of my pocket money made worse by the fact that we used different networks. But I wasn’t bothered at all, I was determined to spend my blood on her..And so I continued the spending…
It happened that I was in a Mt’s room on one of such occasions after speaking to Funke, one of his roommates made an observation about seeing me in different corners of the hostel making long calls and according to him it was surely a girl, Mt went on to narrate what I told him about the relationship to his roommate, Donjaz as his roommate was called , after listening to Mt’s version went ahead to lambast me for being a fake Lagos guy. In his words ‘guy u Bleep up o and u sure say u come from Lagos? Person dey for Lagos guy dey shag am, u dey here dey waste money dey buy card...sha I no blame u, na love u dey find, no be person like me wey dey find yansh’.
Everyone thereby present laughed at his utterances and as if to add salt to my injury , someone playfully added ‘loverboy’ and another wind of laughter blew …a name my friends would call me till date.


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RedBenson: You sound like one big of a fool. If u like, sell off ur father's house add it wit all ur life time servings and use it to please a girl cos she believes she shld be cared for. Dont ur have family members and younger ones? Mtcheeew!

That's how he sounds to u but he's actually right!!! u can't change the universal order!!!

agreed sir... respect has to be given to whom it's due to so 'sir' Thanks for ur clarification and patience despite d gap. I wish many lecturers are like u...tho some are equally worth emulating.once again. Thank u Sir...
But the students have no place than the school and for now our school remains our home!!!

caseless: jst slam ur head on d wall for spendin too much on that chik highier than i askd u to. U no touch bre'ast, u no kiss, u no hug, u no finger , na only gist una gist and u spent dat much. Sms!

bros I think say all these things na gradual process na?

ehisnosakhare: As u buy her all dis tins, watin u con buy 4 urself. Na pure water with strew?

omo I buy one la casera jeje dey take form o!!! even though na 180 I buy am...

[quote author=prof.femi]Thank you for admitting it then. How can ASUU be selfish old men if they are the only ones standing between students and huge school fees??

Two things are clear from your post. First, you're angry that the strike has deleterious effects on students. To this, I say: "you can't make omelette without breaking eggs". It's sad that this being Nigeria, you can't force FG's hands any other way. I'm not happy that students have to be casualties, but again, no options...

You also imply that strike actions have not worked for ASUU in the past. This is a common misconception that most students are guilty of harboring. Let me say it clearly: every student currently in the universities is benefiting from previous ASUU strikes. You heard me. ASUU strikes have made the universities better, pure and simple.[/quote]I concur totally sir!!! but tell ASUU to leave the stage now that the ovation is loudest and let posterity be the judge...

my date today make sense o...
I just carry her go Tastee fried chicken... buy her meat pie and ice cream. then we chatted wella...
as she come dey go na I come use 1k buy Ice-cream both strawberry and chocolate as Takeaway... so e come remain like 200 for my hand wey I use go house o...na 20 naira follow me enter house o..I come give my younger brother make e take chop biscuit....
now I don broke o

[quote author=prof.femi]Okay, but could you please address my MCQ? I think the answer is very instructive, as it goes straight to the heart of the accusation that ASUU is selfish and hates students.

Question: ONE entity has been responsible for keeping school fees in universities relatively low. Which entity is that? Please give me a short, direct answer.[/quote]I've modified my post sir!! I was busy the other time. Thanks.

[quote author=prof.femi]Come, Wasak, I expected better of you. Are you trying to mock me, or do you truly believe what you've written up there?


What are you talking about? The MOU rides on the 2009 agreement. ASUU is asking that the 2009 agreement be implemented, pure and simple. To the extent that the MOU comes into play, I'm sure the FG is aware. What false information??


Come, how can you say this? It appears you do not even know anything about this topic, apart from the "fact" (of which you are sure) that ASUU is just being selfish. Okay, let's make this "home work" for you. Tell this forum: how much is the earned allowances of *all* university unions? How much is ASUU asking FG to spend on infrastructure? Also tell us where you got the information that ASUU wants the allowances, but *not* the infusion for infrastructure.


Let me ask you a simple question. Who is preventing the average school fees paid by students from going up to N200, 000 (random figure)? I will give you options:

(a) students
(b) parents
(c) FG
(d) ASUU
(e) NLC
(f) NANS
(g) Fashola
(h) someone not listed above

Think very carefully about this, and come back with your answer. I hope you will be honest enough to realize the answer. Perhaps then you will come back and explain how ASUU hates students so much.


Quick advice: in crafting analogies, please refrain from using subjects that a good percentage of your audience will find sensitive or offensive. Especially since there is absolutely no link.[/quote]I ve read a full copy of the agreement.. if the MOU actually centers upon the implementation of 2009 agreement, then what is d bone of contention from sister associations?
with regards to the analogy, I only used it to portray a clear picture even though I'm well aware of it's implications
about the tuition fee, I agree ASUU is playing a vital role keeping it @ what it is, but it's a public enterprise and couldn't have been costlier...my bone of contention actually is the fact that the ongoing industrial action is detrimental... and destructive....
the effect it has on many students cannot be overemphasized
(1) many law students are to miss law school and sit @ home for a year after 5 years in the university.
(2) many final year students already have their projects hindered. some with practical projects May have to start over again.
(3) the strike has affected the academic calendar of most schools. this will lead to rush after the strike and eventually syllabuses will be short circuited.
the above are but a few among numerous negative effects of the strike.
another issue that I feel is noteworthy is the fact that this is not the first time ASUU is going on strike... and I strongly posit will not be the last even if the 2009 agreement is fully implemented , so y let it linger? when the government has made a considerable offer?
another issue is the fact that ASUU has taken industrial action as their only tool for negotiations, this has subjected it to gross abuse which makes d tool almost useless (4 months and yet no solution ).
isn't it hightime ASUU looked fr other possible ways of negotiation since it's quite obvious industrial action is almost useless.

y waste.a student's time all in the interest of such student?

in case it gets to front-page. help me tell sexkills that I love Ogugua 88

I've never hugged my pops. I've never seen him holding my mama's hand...OK.
he's a good man no doubt but he's too unromantic... I Hope to do better to my family.. nice one op!!!

[quote author=prof.femi]Wasak, what do you want to debate about again? Obviously, you're not aware of the long history of intense rivalry and one-upmanship between unions in the universities. Also, more careful perusal of the original post should make it obvious that the unions support the 2009 agreement. Their grouse is only with the MOU. I do not know the details of that MOU, but they obviously feel ASUU is trying to cut the number of non-teaching staff and "take over" the universities.

Whether there should be more "lecturers" and less non-teaching staff is a separate, long debate. However, there is nothing at all in this post that changes the main issues that we were all previously cognizant of (even though you chose to view them through ASUU-is-selfish colored lenses).[/quote]with due respect Prof, I agree with u to the obvious fact that the unions are in support of the original 2009 agreement, but @ d Same time ASUU has never talked about last year's MOU? Y? they talk as if it's all about the 2009 agreement... u see it's not a crime to be selfish as a union... d crime here is to give false information about the motive of the strike.... there is no gain saying that Nigerian universities are lacking in infrastructure since it's a lucid fact ..but ASUU isn't concerned about that.... ASUU is more concerned about examination and supervision allowances... fatter Pockets and probably lesser workload... not about interest of the students.... saying the strike is in the interest of the students is tantamount to saying d Biafra war was to keep Nigeria together on the part of d Igbos....

if that were the meaning of development.. I don't want my dear Nigeria to be developed!!!