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FineUsername:
When I decide to japa, if I no go carry all my families along ehn, I no go move.


How do sum×of×you do this?


You'll japa and still be insulting and badmouthing Nigeria from abroad, the same Nigeria wey you leave all your siblings and parents inside.


Kai!

That is an indication of how selfish the average Nigerian is.

What do Nigerians gain from joining the US army? If he is doing well, then why didn't he upgrade his mother's financial status?

The new nominees will continue the looting from where they stopped. Corruption in Nigeria will never end because no one gets prosecuted for it.

Who asked for her opinion? Most of the men women are dealing with in the UK were mean to their wives in Nigeria, and treated them as inferiors.

Then there are others whose wives never liked them and married them for their status. No woman will treat a good man poorly unless she is a psycho. So, next time you decide to choose a partner, try to avoid a psycho.

Mirasteel:
I don't believe any man can be this foolish?

Unfortunately, there are more foolish men than you can ever imagine.

Ha.. ha..They will never learn. Those of you saying the story is fake don't know how foolish some men are. Some men will do anything just to get a girl to sleep with her. This has got me wondering whether there is more to sex that I don't know of?

Cook...I feel most guys have very poor hygiene and shouldn't go close to the kitchen. 😉😉😉

Make up artist....Come on, leave that for ladies or are you gay?🤔🤔🤔

Nurse...What were you doing when your mates were in medical school? 😡😡😡

Tailor...Why not become a fashion designer instead?🙄🙄🙄

Female hair stylist...This is the height of it! Why not stick to barbing? 😔😔😔

Fixing of nails...Are you kidding me? Are you trying to give women a run for their money?

Gynaecologist...Hell no! Just get another job before you bite more than you can chew.


Masseuse... At this point, I got nothing left to say. So, I'm walking away...🙋🙋🙋

Emma1Oj:
I don't like ladies been my boss, supervisor or reporting line manager, because they bring in all their mistral pain, Menopause, failed relationship emotional drama and pour it on innocent me/you..

You begins to imagine, what offense did I commit now, abi, what is going on..

Lol...You go cry tire.

There is a close relative of mine who has been mentally ill for decades. Over the years, he has been in and out of psychiatric facilities. He has visited pastors and herbalists, but still no headway.

I heard he used to be very intelligent, but his life has been rendered useless. Each time I encounter him, I feel it is better to die than to be mentally unstable. It's not something I would wish for even my enemy.

Peller is not a minor. He is old enough to know what's best for him. His problem is the psychological disorder he is suffering from. Instead of calling on medical experts to help him, you are attacking the innocent Jarvis.

SenecaTheYonger:
And it's now that Britain wants to go to war with Russia.

Britain is literally the demon of our time.

You can say that again! We are where we are today because they are our colonial masters. I got to know that some of our barbaric traditions was practiced in Britain centuries ago.

Even lynching of suspected witches and criminals that is common in some parts of Nigeria started in Britain.

How I wished this happened earlier. If only wishes were horses...😞😞😞

The bride doesn't look happy.

I rarely attend events, but the last two events I attended, I walked out while they were sharing food.

A divorced woman can only be a side chic to a married man because according to the singles association of Nairaland boys (SANB), a divorced woman has nothing to offer.

Let me be honest with you: some women were trained to believe that as a woman, they are mere spectators while the man is supposed to shoulder all responsibilities and take all the major decisions in a relationship. Would you blame her? Society has crowned men as the head, and she is just acting accordingly.

Perhaps she took after her mom. Funnily, there are men who don't mind women like that and would happily assert their authority. Since it's a big deal to you, and she isn't willing to change, then you might as well just call it quits or manage her like that.

Elon Musk used PayPal to cash out. He stole from many PayPal users by limiting accounts and making their funds inaccessible. Now he is being celebrated as the richest man in the world. He is a yahoo boy.

Lizzyangel31:
It is very wrong of the bride to invite him despite the warning and suspicion from her groom... standing up to go hug him us also a turn off.... marriage is about mutual understanding..... they're both not ready for this institution.

Though the emboldened was stated in the write up, I feel it is an exaggeration, and I don't want to believe she actually did that. If she did, then she isn't smart at all.

As a guest at a wedding, I would feel uncomfortable seeing either the bride or groom hug an old friend of the opposite gender. Then imagine how the groom felt about it. That is, if it actually happened.

Marriage has not started, but they are already fighting in front of their guests. They just gave their guests the perfect show. Both of them are not ready to cohabit yet.

This horseband thingy is still shacking her. She will soon get tired.

This man that has been exploiting students of Baze University. They pay very high for amenities that is non existent, and every year he keeps increasing tuition fees.

Btw, where is Datti's wife from? The girl looks like a Lebanese.

Firstly, who made that rule in Nigeria that couples should sit in one place during their wedding reception without moving around to greet guests and know how they are faring?

Secondly, people complain about caterers and wedding planners doing a bad job. But there are ways to make them perform better. Firstly, be active on your wedding day. It is your wedding and not your funeral.

Ensure all foods get to the venue and the souvenirs are packed right in front of the stage or arranged on the guests tables. This is after you must have hired an independent supervisor to monitor the activities of the caterer.

Finally, tell the MC to keep making announcements intermittently to ensure that all guests are served. You can't be nonchalant on your wedding day and expect things to turn our right.

Lol...Nigerians and pettiness. I have observed that once a Nigerian woman gets married, her husband's name automatically changes. It becomes a taboo to call him by his name.

Some women will even frown if you address their horsebands by their names. This makes me question the nature of their relationships.

If you claim you married your friend, then addressing him by his first name should come effortlessly, and shouldn't be a big deal.

They are sexually obsessed, but hate the consequences that comes with having random sex.

He could have been guilty or even innocent, but not fair that the posters above me are judging him based on his physical looks.

LagosG:
I'm.was born and brought up Catholic so I had the opportunity to truly study the history of Christianity and those who shaped its beliefs into what many of us accept today. Its history is also tainted with bloodshed and violence.
Now I'm not justifying terrorism or whatnot but let's look at the bigger picture. In whose favour is it for the whole world to hate Muslims?

I agree that bloodshed and violence were deeply rooted in the history of Christianity. But the coming of Christ and modernization paved way for a more peaceful society.

The problem is, Muslims practice what was mostly taught in the old testament and have refused to refine their teachings.

Let's believe the food was truly served at an event. The maggots must have been used to garnish the meat for better taste.

Seriously, I don't believe the story. If chickens are not properly fried and stay for days without refrigerating, it gets bad and begin to look sticky.

You may find maggots inside the meat when you cut it, but not all over it as this content creator is trying to make us believe.

There is something about Trump: you can't hate him despite his shortcomings because the guy is a comedian.

If your husband misbehaves, get busy, make money and be useful to yourself and the society. Getting yourself a sugar boy is an indication that your life revolves only around sex.

And allowing a sugar boy access to your body as a means to punish your husband is a dumb move. Why? Because women suffer the consequences of sex more than men. Sex gives men pleasure, but brings pain to women. So, using sex as a tool for revenge means you are punishing yourself.