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Christianity EtcRe: Real Testimonies Of Gods Power And Existence. Aitheists Come And Read. by Weah96: 1:56pm On Jul 06, 2016
4everGod1:
Why dont you save yourself the embarrassment and just stop. You are not making sense anymore.
LOL. I'm sorry for offending you. You talk to the spirit of a Jew who died 2000 years ago, and the spirit gave you good sperm after a 5 yr trial and error. There was never any sense to begin with here. I jus dey play by d rules of engagement.
Christianity EtcRe: Real Testimonies Of Gods Power And Existence. Aitheists Come And Read. by Weah96: 1:52pm On Jul 06, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
1. The OP has not agreed that he indulged in masturbation meaning all these are conjectures .

2. In reality , the amount of semen released depends on how sexually aroused a man is - this means that a man will tend to release more sperm during sex than masturbation .

3. Its very rare that one masturbates , then have sex immediately . What's the point of masturbating when there is a vagina to drill the next minute .

4. He stated clearly that the doctor declared that both himself and his wife were fertile after numerous tests .
He stated that his wife was fertile. The OP claims that he didn't masturbate at the doctors, so I don't know where you got that information from. How was his fertility testing done since he didn't shoot any loads outside?
Christianity EtcRe: Real Testimonies Of Gods Power And Existence. Aitheists Come And Read. by Weah96: 1:44pm On Jul 06, 2016
4everGod1:
The way you are grabbing at anything is legendary. Your ignorance comes factory fitted young man.
But you don't take medicines and managed to successfully revive a dead baby the same night your child was born? OK.

I can bet money that you masturbate a lot.
Christianity EtcRe: Conclusion : Nairaland Atheists make shocking approval of Incest by Weah96: 1:36pm On Jul 06, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
So it is wrong because the societal laws say its wrong ? Do you realise that someone's milieu can determine what he sees as wrong or right ?
And I want to ask is every wrong thing immoral ?

Slavery is bad because I subscribe to objective morality . God is the source of morality . I elaborated on what slavery is to Dalaman .
American Christians living in the South during reconstruction felt differently.

Defenders of slavery noted that in the Bible, Abraham had slaves. They point to the Ten Commandments, noting that "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, ... nor his manservant, nor his maidservant." [size=18pt]In the New Testament, Paul returned a runaway slave, Philemon, to his master, and, although slavery was widespread throughout the Roman world, Jesus never spoke out against it.[/size]



Defenders of slavery argued that the institution was divine, and that it brought Christianity to the heathen from across the ocean. Slavery was, according to this argument, a good thing for the enslaved. John C. Calhoun said, "Never before has the black race of Central Africa, from the dawn of history to the present day, attained a condition so civilized and so improved, not only physically, but morally and intellectually."

JAMES THORNWELL, a minister, wrote in 1860, "[size=18pt]The parties in this conflict are not merely Abolitionists and slaveholders, they are Atheists, Socialists, Communists, Red Republicans, Jacobins on the one side[/size] and the friends of order and regulated freedom on the other.
http://www.ushistory.org/us/27f.asp
Christianity EtcRe: Real Testimonies Of Gods Power And Existence. Aitheists Come And Read. by Weah96: 1:21pm On Jul 06, 2016
For a prominent Ukrainian philosopher to say something like that means that masturbation is ingrained deeply in Ukrainian culture. And I didn't even know you.
Christianity EtcRe: Real Testimonies Of Gods Power And Existence. Aitheists Come And Read. by Weah96: 1:19pm On Jul 06, 2016
4everGod1:
The guy has come with a new one....he says it was all in my head. Hahahahaha your assumptions are all in YOUR head weah96. Until you experience you can never know so this is all beyond you.
New onehuh That was the first thing I said. I called you a serial mastubater. Most men masturbate and don't have problems. A few do. You are one of the few.
Christianity EtcRe: Real Testimonies Of Gods Power And Existence. Aitheists Come And Read. by Weah96: 1:15pm On Jul 06, 2016
4everGod1:
My dad was Nigerian from Abia state ( as he is late now) and my mum was ukrainian (she is late too)
Half Ukrainian? Say it aint so.

Philosopher Yury Borodai — the father of eastern Ukraine rebel leader Alexander Borodai — who posited in a monograph that ape evolved into man not through labor, but through masturbation and sexual repression.

http://www.themoscowtimes.com/mobile/news/article/ukrainian-rebel-leader-s-father-linked-evolution-to-masturbation/503891.html
Christianity EtcRe: Real Testimonies Of Gods Power And Existence. Aitheists Come And Read. by Weah96: 1:08pm On Jul 06, 2016
4everGod1:
Yeah my muscles forgot because my muscles have a degree of consciousness right? Your doctor theory is quashed, your mastur..bation theory is alsl quashed..... so what else have you got since both your assertions were obviously wrong.
It was all in your head
Muscle memory is not a memory stored in your muscles, of course, but memories stored in your brain that are much like a cache of frequently enacted tasks for your muscles. It's a form of procedural memory that can help you become very good at something through repetition, but in exactly the same way it can make you absolutely terrible at that same thing. Here's why.
You live and learn.
http://lifehacker.com/5799234/how-muscle-memory-works-and-how-it-affects-your-success
Christianity EtcRe: Conclusion : Nairaland Atheists make shocking approval of Incest by Weah96: 12:59pm On Jul 06, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
Why is it wrong to you ? On what basis do you see incest - sex for pleasure with a sibling - as immoral ?
On the same basis that slavery is wrong. And genocide. I stay in America, and there are laws against those things already.

If I grew up in a country where incest was a cultural right of passage, I wouldn't think it was bad.
Slavery was the prevailing system for pale people. Slavery and r.ape go hand in hand. In fact, it was really r.ape that served as a motivation for pales to capture Africans.
African boys were ass ra.ped firs and then handed copies of the bible. Then the girls were ass rap.ed.

Why is slavery bad to you? Can you answer my question?
Christianity EtcRe: Conclusion : Nairaland Atheists make shocking approval of Incest by Weah96: 12:33pm On Jul 06, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
Is incest right or wrong to you ? That's the question
Wrong.
Christianity EtcRe: Conclusion : Nairaland Atheists make shocking approval of Incest by Weah96: 5:56am On Jul 06, 2016
The morality of incest comes from popular existing culture. The biological predilection to avoid our mothers vaginas is probably congenitally derived. Some people slip through the cracks tho. Btw, if your children want to sleep with one another, they will do so and conceal the deed from you.

Why is slavery bad today? Can you answer that? And don't forget to return to the scene of your last crime, the thread from which you fled.
SportsRe: The NBA Begins by Weah96: 4:14am On Jul 06, 2016
Golden State will choke again in the finals next year. Lebron will replace Mozgov with a real nigga, and all these splash brothers people already know that the shots don't fall like that in crunch time.

The road to the championship goes through the paint.
Christianity EtcRe: Win A Soul For Allah: Lexiconkabi And Other Muslims, Please Enter by Weah96: 2:23am On Jul 06, 2016
Win souls for Allah is a hilarious title for an OP. Where did the souls come from in the first place? If Allah created everything, then the souls are already his to begin with. Allah should speak with the person who removed these souls from his possession.
Christianity EtcRe: The Evidence For The Resurrection Of Jesus Christ by Weah96: 1:32am On Jul 06, 2016
malvisguy212:
angel gabriel is a messenger of good news, He appear to many people and their is no mention of torture, according to the hadith, the angel press him 3 times, torture him. Well, I don't want to derail this thread, if you still insist, open a thread and mention me.
WTF? The angel kicked someone's ass?
Christianity EtcRe: The Evidence For The Resurrection Of Jesus Christ by Weah96: 1:29am On Jul 06, 2016
ritababe:
he should leave Christian faith alone and stop mocking them because he has many followers he is taking advantage.
U sound like a Jihadist.
Christianity EtcRe: Real Testimonies Of Gods Power And Existence. Aitheists Come And Read. by Weah96: 12:18am On Jul 06, 2016
4everGod1:
Smh...mastur..bation will be your bane. Let me even indulge you with the perhaps my kid is from the doctor which he isnt but let me play along.

How come right from when my kid was one he began to sleep in the position I love assuming and that is also his favourite. How come he smiles just like me and shares my dentition. How come he came out and has remained lightskined when my wife isnt and the dr isnt. How come he has 3 birth marks in the exact same areas I have mine. How come he has taken to being a natural left footed footballer same as I was and still am.

What is the probability of all that beinf possible if he was the doctors or does the doctor share same genes with me coincidentally too?

Your argument is baseless.
You opened this thread to prove one point: that you speak to the spirit of a resurrected Jew from 2000 yrs ago who solves your problems because he created time and space.

I gave you my own suggestions. Quite a few men who are infertile find the problem to be a case of simple muscle habituation, one which can be corrected with awareness

Or the children belong to your doctor.


Which is more likely? The spirit of the resurrected Jew performed the impossible for you or your own waist finally shot a good one after years of desperation? It appears that you were actually trying all kinds of shots for years and your muscles eventually forgot the stimulus of your palms.
Christianity EtcRe: Real Testimonies Of Gods Power And Existence. Aitheists Come And Read. by Weah96: 9:11pm On Jul 05, 2016
4everGod1:
So now that my wife is 3 months along why dont you do the math especially since my kid is 2 years and 6 months now so where did the infertility vanish to
It was all in your head. That's what I've been trying to tell you. Its possible that your excessive masturbation habit was messing with your sensitivity to the coochie.

Or the children belong to Dr. Unuoha.

You're saying that it was all the plan of the invisible Jew who resurrected 2000 yrs ago.

I think my suggestions make more sense than your invisible Jew story. But that's my opinion.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Faith Is Bad by Weah96: 8:12pm On Jul 05, 2016
jahstech:
The writers of the bible there in stated that there is someone who gave them what they wrote than.
The places and corresponding dates are proof that the God in question dealt with humans here on earth.
I quoted 2Peter 1:21 above, hope you didn't miss that part?

Don't know the angle you read the proofs I give to you from, but I guess you consider the prophesies of destruction of various nations as myths as well! If mere humans are that powerful I guess we won't be living in the chambles we call world today where everyone is walking on their toes.

My point is, for the bible to have the characteristics I mentioned above there has to be intervention from a source other than mere humans whose knowledge is limited.

You read the bible with a great deal of expectations and when this is not met you have no choice but to condemn it as baseless.

I don't have to force you to accept the bible as having divine origin, but when you come up with a better answer to those questions I asked you earlier then I would start taking your opinion seriously. I know for a certainty those question bothers every single human on earth unless the person isn't human.
I answered two of your proofs you presented, the ones that came closest to the type of proof I am seeking. Go and read my comments on Job 26 and that Isaiah verse again.

The rest of the evidences are too weak, too weak to be the walking stick of a so called creator person.
Someone found a David inscription in Israel so the whole bible is true. Two countries fought a war mentioned in the bible, and the ruins show that as well, therefore by extension, the authors spoke to a non human universal creator entity. That's not the proof you bring pesin while telling them that you communicated with the creator of the universe.
No. You give them proof that matches the weight of your claim. If you tell people that you secretly wed Oprah last week, you cannot continue to present a new laptop as evidence of your nuptials. No, you need Better assets to show.

What is the 4 billionth digit of the number Pi? Nobody knows. But the creator should, if he designed brains and minds. Humans from any generation can appreciate the awe of seeing that value because it can only be calculated by an engine.

That's the kind of proof I need. Or have more creative ways to show everyone that the messenger you sent is not telling lies.
Christianity EtcRe: Real Testimonies Of Gods Power And Existence. Aitheists Come And Read. by Weah96: 7:47pm On Jul 05, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
Where does it mention that masturbation affects fertility . First , do you know what fertility is ?
What is infertility, and please don't flee this thread.
Christianity EtcRe: Real Testimonies Of Gods Power And Existence. Aitheists Come And Read. by Weah96: 7:44pm On Jul 05, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
Your sperm count reduces with subsequent rounds of sex - that's the same effect of masturbation . Premature ejaculation and erectile dysfunction have to do with sexual pleasure and not fertility .
Stop saying nonsense and listen. First of all, we're only talking about men with infertility issues. We're not speaking about men in general.The OP went 5 yrs with no baby himself, and then he did have a baby.


If you had common sense, you would have noticed that I blamed the 5yr childlessness on his potential mastu)rbation habits. [size=18pt]Anything over a year of childlessness is considered infertile.[/size]

There are men who become so habituated with the palm method of orgasm, to the point where they lose their sensitivity to the pu\ssy. You already read that the sperm count released during vaginal sex exceeds that of palm rubbing sex by as much as 100%. For those select men, continuous mast\urbation will only cause them to shoot fewer sperm cells during regular sex, the same amount they shoot during palm sex. That's why some couples go years without a baby even when their endogenous gametes are healthy.
Christianity EtcRe: Real Testimonies Of Gods Power And Existence. Aitheists Come And Read. by Weah96: 6:48pm On Jul 05, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
Where does it mention that masturbation affects fertility . First , do you know what fertility is ?
Go back and read it or do your own research. This is not a classroom.

One minute ago, you said that it only lowers your count. Now after learning that it causes ED and premature ejaculation, you still insist on your silly question.
Christianity EtcRe: Real Testimonies Of Gods Power And Existence. Aitheists Come And Read. by Weah96: 6:20pm On Jul 05, 2016
4everGod1:
Your Masturb...tion theory has been sqashed by me the one it was directed to so stop making an issue out of it as if you want to force it down out throats. Be creative and say something else.
According to you, you don't even take medicines because of how strong your faith is. So it is counterintuitive for you to admit that you masturbate on a public forum anyway.

You didn't squash anything. I just left you alone.
Christianity EtcRe: Real Testimonies Of Gods Power And Existence. Aitheists Come And Read. by Weah96: 6:11pm On Jul 05, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
Lies . There is no truth in this . Masturbation does not affect fertility - it only reduces your sperm count , same with having sex numerous times , your sperm count only reduces .
Use your head, not your rear end.


It has been suggested that excessive masturbation affects virility by promoting both erectle dysfunction and premature ejaculation in the long term. [size=18pt] It has also been observed that sperm samples obtained via sexual intercourse contain between 70% and 120% more sperm. The reasons for this are not fully understood, but are thought to originate in the stimulation of nerves across all sensory systems during sex.
[/size]
A comprehensive semen analysis also includes the measurement of concentration of white blood cells, level of fructose (fuel for the sperm), overall volume of ejaculate, pH (needs to be alkaline as the vagina is acidic) and liquefaction time of the ejaculate.
You deliver different loads when you f)uck a real human as opposed to your own palm. Some men lack the mind power to differentiate. A lot of niggaz aren't adversely affected. But some people just cannot get their minds to recognize that they are smashing a real human.

http://menfertility.org/ten-tips-to-produce-more-sperm/
Christianity EtcRe: Real Testimonies Of Gods Power And Existence. Aitheists Come And Read. by Weah96: 5:55pm On Jul 05, 2016
4everGod1:
I guess you didnt read where I said I carried out no test. When I say no test...that includes sperm count tests.

Some of us actually believe faith works because we have tried and proven it repeatedly.
Listen dude, you wont reveal your mastur)bation habits on a public forum because you have already wrapped yourself in the cloth of piety. Someone who claims not to take medicines on account of his strong faith won't admit to watching po.rn. It's counter intuitive.

Let's leave it at that. I've already said what I said.
Christianity EtcRe: Real Testimonies Of Gods Power And Existence. Aitheists Come And Read. by Weah96: 5:46pm On Jul 05, 2016
4everGod1:
In the spirit of the moment since you seem to have an explanation for everything kindly share with us the ignorant ones the origin of the wind...where it comes from and where its going everytime it passes you.

Give it a name please.
Origin: your colon, probably the lower part.

Destination: your buccal cavity.
Christianity EtcRe: Real Testimonies Of Gods Power And Existence. Aitheists Come And Read. by Weah96: 5:42pm On Jul 05, 2016
4everGod1:
Just imagine how you are wasting ur life away on silly mental fabrications. When your mind is out of its element you withdraw into a cocoon of illusions.
Aha. So it's mast)bation. Your sudden anger is very revealing.
Christianity EtcRe: Real Testimonies Of Gods Power And Existence. Aitheists Come And Read. by Weah96: 5:40pm On Jul 05, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
Are you saying that Masturbation affects fertility?
.

Yes, in many. It causes some men to shoot with more voluntary control over a process that was designed to be involuntary.

Poor sperm quality or even insufficient sperm cells may be the symptom when it's really all in your head. Btw, sperm count tests are done by mastur)bation, so if your problem is already mastur)bation, then the count will automatically be off.
Christianity EtcRe: Real Testimonies Of Gods Power And Existence. Aitheists Come And Read. by Weah96: 5:29pm On Jul 05, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
After the failure to get something out of your "scrutiny". I need you to scrutinize this testimony too
Rubbish. All of it. It's called anecdotal testimony hardly anything on which to pin the reputation of a universal talking entity possessing unlimited powers.
Christianity EtcRe: Real Testimonies Of Gods Power And Existence. Aitheists Come And Read. by Weah96: 5:22pm On Jul 05, 2016
4everGod1:
He is a doctor and a senior gynecologist and has others who run the lab. He took my swab and pressed the buzzer and when the nurse came in he handed it to the nurse for delivery to their lab. So no he did not run the dna test himself.
If if isn't Unuoha then you must have been a serial mastu)rbater, causing you to lose your accuracy. Thats why it took 5 yrs for your balls to lose their muscle memory, the one associated with palm orgasm.
Christianity EtcRe: Real Testimonies Of Gods Power And Existence. Aitheists Come And Read. by Weah96: 5:14pm On Jul 05, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
Mister man is showing how close-minded he is . Hehe bro 4everGod1 , be ready , they'll soon ask for videos as proof when all kinds of scrutiny yield nothing .

May God be praised .
It takes 20 secs for someone to impregnate a female. Wetin dey worry u? The word pastor in my head stands for scam artist or con man. So Unuoha becomes the prime suspect. He shoots 50 cal rounds.
Christianity EtcRe: Real Testimonies Of Gods Power And Existence. Aitheists Come And Read. by Weah96: 5:03pm On Jul 05, 2016
4everGod1:
Lol see question! No he has never been alone with my wife for any reason. Even during the scans I have been present. My excitement made me ensure I always drove her personally to the hospital everytime. The day we went to confirm the sex of the baby the doctor asked me in advance if I had any expectations and I said yes that I know we are having a male child and he asked me how I knew and I said God told me so.

He did the scan and congratulated me for expecting a very active healthy son.

I was also in the delivery room and witnessed everything.
I'm sorry if I appear intrusive, but did Dr. Unuoha perform the DNA test?
Christianity EtcRe: Real Testimonies Of Gods Power And Existence. Aitheists Come And Read. by Weah96: 4:47pm On Jul 05, 2016
4everGod1:
No I did not give blood. I gave a saliva. Do you even know why my God asked me to tell my wife and confirmed to her that she should stop worrying? Dr Onuoha who happens to be our family doctor at Penninsular hospital ikota who is also a deeper life Pastor also called her an anxious patient.

Put 2 and 2 together. Or scroll up for the hospital policy on births.
So I'm guessing that the paternity test showed you as the father. Did the pastor ever spend alone time with your wife in your absence? Did he administer the DNA test?

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